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Joel @jjonesey44
Lmao imagine being so hung up on a beta you start begging redditors for help 🤣 could never be me #highvalue #realalphasdontchase #grindset
[Photo ID: Screenshot of a post on the subreddit r/AdviceFromAutistics. The post is asking for help flirting with an autistic Beta. Usernames and certain words have been messily censored.]
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↪️AJ @thatsdraj
That dude is obviously not an actual Alpha 😂😂😂
↪️O L Page @olpage5983
Delete this wtf
↪️liam 🏀 #41 @hoopsonhoops
Alphas stop thinking with your dick for 2 mins challenge level impossible
↪️Ralph [A] @ralphafinance
I would bet $ this is a troll
L. B. 🌊 @licensetokrill 🔁 @jjonesey44
Don’t worry Anonymous Reddit Guy unfortunately I understand your desperation … This Beta girl has me Fucked Up
Joel @jjonesey44
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↪️Tom Daniels @troutmastertom
Beta pussy is never worth it 😪
↪️↪️L. B. 🌊 @licensetokrill replying to @troutmastertom
Okay? Kys then
lily @notniceonice 🔁 @jjonesey44
If you are so #highvalue why are you following divorce lawyers & your mate no longer wears wedding ring in fb photos?
Joel @jjonesey44
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still reading LOTR ᓚᘏᗢ @happyplum 🔁 @jjonesey44
Girl what were YOU doing on the fucking subreddit? Leave people alone ugh. Some of us want to find love
Joel @jjonesey44
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↪️Stop asking me about NASA @nasaunofficial
Someone please tell me that user has a twt because he needs to come defend himself 😭 Dear god
↪️↪️recently unfrozen @particularly101 replying to @nasaunofficial
YES seriously I actually have so many questions
Trinity @ctrlfuenter 🔁 @jjonesey44
Poor guy 💔 my bf is autistic and I know the pain of feeling like you’re being ignored when it’s just miscommunication
Joel @jjonesey44
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↪️lily @notniceonice
Pm me please
recently unfrozen @particulary101 🔁 @jjonesey44
SIX YEARS AND NOT A CRUMB OF D*CK TO SHOW FOR IT??? I would have to be sedated
Joel @jjonesey44
Lmao imagine being so hung up on a beta you start begging re…
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↪️aries sun omega moon tits rising @snowysummers
plsss this has to be fake
↪️˙⋆✮Ryn✮⋆˙ @cybrg1rly01
Idk I think it’s sweet
↪️↪️aries sun omega moon tits rising @snowysummers replying to @cybrg1rly01
personally id prefer 6 yrs of effort to show more than just hopes prayers and 1 smile every 5 months but you do you ig
↪️↪️↪️˙⋆✮Ryn✮⋆˙ @cybrg1rly01 replying to @snowysummers
It’s called yearning? Babe 😭
↪️↪️↪️↪️aries sun omega moon tits rising @snowysummers replying to @cybrg1rly01
yeah i happen to like smthg called a “knot” better than “naught”
↪️b ✨ @ispikefruitpunh
if anything like this ever happens to me just take me out back and end my suffering
Red (-_-) @fixedredeye 🔁 @jjonesey44
Does anyone know if this is a real Reddit post? I don’t really feel like sleuthing right now.
Joel @jjonesey44
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↪️E M M A @cubeofroot64
ok whooo decided to steal the plot of my unwritten fic out of my head and post it on reddit 🤨 rude asf
↪️rose landry’s 2011 polka dot scarf @reheatingup
Real! Unfortunately the reddit user deleted it & the one he linked in the post (probably after the og tweet started gaining traction).
↪️↪️Red (-_-) @fixedredeye replying to @reheatingup
Thank you.
↪️↪️↪️rose landry’s 2011 polka dot scarf @reheatingup replying to @fixedredeye
Anything for you Beyoncé
rose landry’s 2011 polka dot scarf @reheatingup
Just got a direct reply from her I’m fucking shaking and crying and throwing up
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↪️E M M A @cubeofroot64
oh my GOD bro you are dating irl
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s 🔁 @jjonesey44
Original post is by me. Made this twitter account only for suggestions. Still 3 weeks until I see him so we have time limit ⏱️!!!!!
Joel @jjonesey44
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↪️recently unfrozen @particularly101
Wow you are braver than I am
↪️aries sun omega moon tits rising @snowysummers
omg hey!! so first question which etsy witch did this man pay to curse you with “hex: pussywhipped”?
↪️OUT OF SYNC @scentyrouge
Just invite him out for drinks and see if he thinks it’s romantic. He will if he’s also into you. Stop stressin’
↪️↪️Titus @miitortilla replying to @scentyrouge
Did you miss the part where he said he doesn’t want to get outed at work?
↪️↪️↪️OUT OF SYNC @scentyrouge replying to @miitortilla
Did *you* miss the part where I said let the Beta guy decide to take it platonically or not?
↪️↪️↪️↪️nmp @doubledip replying to @scentyrouge
Did BOTH of you miss the fact that this dude literally just wants to bang???
↪️L. B. 🌊 @licensetokrill
The reading comprehension in these replies is remarkable
↪️mei 🐝 @meibee
Try kissing him on the mouth in greeting
mini mina @mazingspiderman 🔁 @ideasformep1s
“Don't flap your gums to reporters” and “have fun with your hangover”... this how he talks to you? Yeah man I don’t think he likes you
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
Original post is by me. Made this twitter account only for su…
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↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
🙄 Have you ever heard this word: banter
↪️recently unfrozen @particularly101
Oh god the ratio is painful… Mina honey maybe delete this
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
If anyone else tells me “move on and find Omega” I will doxx you. Idk how yet but @midwest-lacey22 will show me and you will regret
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↪️lacey 🌸 @midwest-lacey22
you KNOW i cant do that
↪️↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s replying to @midwest-lacey22
*Won’t
↪️↪️↪️lacey 🌸 @midwest-lacey22 replying to @ideasformep1s
ok fair yeah
Deadlifting @greenbeanprot 🔁 @ideasformep1s
Okay dude this is fucking ridiculous, just admit that you have feelings for him. This can not be only a hookup thing. Over 6 years? 1/4
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
Biggest problem is that we just do not see each other often…
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↪️Deadlifting @greenbeanprot
There is no way that this one specific Beta is worth all of this effort - unless you are into him for more than just sex. 2/4
↪️Deadlifting @greenbeanprot
So, either go hook up with another Beta guy or admit that you actually like him beyond just wanting him for his body. 3/4
↪️Deadlifting @greenbeanprot
Then we can strategize about how you want to go about this. But first, step one: Be honest with yourself about what you want. 4/4
↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
Okay number 1 you don’t know him. He is very much worth it so fuck you and your green bean protein
↪️↪️Deadlifting @greenbeanprot replying to @ideasformep1s
? Are you just ignoring everything else I said?
↪️↪️↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s replying to @greenbeanprot
Yes you pissed me off with your first sentence
↪️↪️↪️↪️Deadlifting @greenbeanprot replying to @ideasformep1s
You came on here looking for advice but won’t take it because you don’t like it? Whatever. I’m not going to waste my time.
↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s replying to @greenbeanprot
This is a stupid account that knows nothing
↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️↪️lacey 🌸 @midwest-lacey22 replying to @ideasformep1s
no i’m sorry oomf @greenbeanprot clocked you
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
He would love green bean protein (whatever the hell that is) 😢 I miss him
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↪️recently unfrozen @particularly101
Under any other circumstances this would be insufferable vaugeposting
↪️mei 🐝 @meibee
Omg why am I shipping them…
↪️↪️recently unfrozen @particularly101 replying to @meibee
Because you are mentally unwell
↪️E M M A @cubeofroot64
GET!!! HIS!!! NUMBER!!!!!
↪️↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s replying to @cubeofroot64
I !! AM !!! TRYING!!!!!!!!!! HIS !!!! FRIENDS !!! DONT !!! LIKE !!! ME!!!!!
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
To answer - biggest problem is that we just do not see each other often. When we do there are work people around almost all of the time 🤬
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↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
So I need to be fast and subtle but I am running out of patience. This close to just slamming him into the wall RRRRR HE IS SO SEXY
↪️not here🍯 @cloverandhoney
woah DOWN boy
↪️˙⋆✮Ryn✮⋆˙ @cybrg1rly01
Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others 🙏 Send me someone half as obsessed with me and I will start going to church again
↪️RUT ALERT ACCOUNT!!! @rutalerts
! ! ! WARNING ! ! ! CHECK WHEN YOUR NEXT RUT IS SCHEDULED ! ! ! IT MAY BE SOONER THAN YOU THINK ! ! !
↪️ little green bug 🐛 @bugonastick
waiting patiently on a leaf for the next 3 weeks. i want to see if this douche falls or flies
↪️↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s replying to @bugonastick
You are very rude bug. I like you
↪️. @bluegatorade
It sounds like you really get around. Since he’s heard about your reputation, maybe he doesn’t want to get involved with you because of it.
↪️↪️. @bluegatorade replying to @bluegatorade
He might want a more stable situation than what you can offer. If that’s the case you just need to accept it and move on.
↪️↪️↪️recently unfrozen @particularly101 replying to @bluegatorade
How incredibly unconnected to what @ideasformep1s was talking about… 📝 Who hurt you? (dm me my talk therapy rate is 5 cents/hr)
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
No I was not in pre rut writing any of this, yes he is even more handsome than you think, no you can not have any picture of him. Stop asking
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↪️OUT OF SYNC @scentyrouge
Can we at least get a general physical description?
↪️↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s replying to @scentyrouge
You don’t deserve to imagine him
↪️aries sun omega moon tits rising @snowysummers
stingy much? i just want to see what level of man we r working with im not asking for you to post his hole
↪️mei 🐝 @meibee
#trusting #believing #takingyouatyourword
aries sun omega moon tits rising @snowysummers
hehehe the whipped reddit guy blocked me i loving pissing off alphas (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
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Mark 🧑💻 @markstechhelp 🔁 @jjonesey44
I never realized how much I use pheromones when flirting until reading this. My scent is definitely doing the heavy lifting.
Joel @jjonesey44
Lmao imagine being so hung up on a beta you start begging re…
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↪️Lucas 🏈🏆’14 @handlingit
Right? Good luck @ideasformep1s I could never go for a Beta 🤣
↪️↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s replying to @handlingit
Omg who care about you?? GIVE ME ACTUAL HELP
b ✨ @ispikefruitpunh
quick everyone list all known 24 y/o male autistic betas who travel a lot for work and apparently look like helen of troy or smthg
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˙⋆✮Ryn✮⋆˙ @cybrg1rly01 🔁 @ideasformep1s
@ideasformep1s Is there any way you could invite him out in a group? It could get you two together outside of work so you can talk more
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↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
Is not bad idea but the timing would be tricky because we both are traveling. Thank you for suggestion though I will see
rewatching x squad 🥵🍑 @erm94857xo 🔁 @ideasformep1s
this too is miles x jinho. prayer circle everyone 🕯️
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
No I was not in pre rut writing any of these, yes he is ev…
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↪️mei 🐝 @meibee
Reminder: tell your therapist the delusions are back
↪️rewatching x squad 🥵🍑 @erm94857xo replying to @meibee
oh bby they never left 😏😏😏
Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909 🔁 @ideasformep1s
Maybe the issue is u. He doesnt think ur serious bc u have never been out with a male Beta. So he thinks all ur flirting is just joking
Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
Biggest problem is that we just do not see each other often…
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↪️Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909
From the way u write Im guessing u have a very fun / flirty / people personality irl too. Ur Beta boy sounds much more introverted and -
↪️Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909
- so he might see u teasing / flirting with most people in ur lives and not understand that he is different to u
↪️Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909
If u can, just drop him a hint that u like male betas or even other alphas. It will be a mental stepping stone for him. I know its hard -
↪️Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909
- but u won't regret it. Also if ur still sleeping with other people then u might want to consider thinning ur roster so he sees opportunity
↪️Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909
If ur not openly sleeping with other people make sure he knows ur single. Otherwise he might think someone bagged u / ur are off the table
↪️Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909
I know these are all v vague but I hope they help. Best of luck to u and ur Beta boy
↪️Help before 3 wks @ideasformep1s
Thank you I will try your tips when I see him next ❤️
↪️↪️Cass ❤ F A (18+) @tiedup0909 replying to @ideasformep1s
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