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January 2nd, 1069
Dear diary,
Today I've transferred to my dream college in Albania. I've finally gotten away from my sucky old poo poo one. I can't wait to meet my new roommate.
January 3rd, 1069
Dear diary,
I am dying.
My new roommate is very hot but is also male, similar to me. That goes against my internalized homophobia. This college stinks of poo.
January 4th, 1069
Dear diary,
Today I woke up in the middle of the night and my throat was tickling. I thought I just had strep throat but went to the washroom and coughed up a singular petal into the sink. I've read enough fanfic to know that even though seeds can grow in the lungs under certain conditions, and I put seeds in my nasal cavity, this is definitely hanahaki disease. I need to kiss Gar.
