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rachelbarbraberry.⭐️ added sammydodger to the chat
rachelbarbraberry.⭐️ removed mattyrutherford from the chat
dancingking
wtf?!
Rachel u suck no one can replace Matt :-(
but welcome ig Sam
sammydodger
uh thanks
whose matt
rachelbarbraberry.⭐️
im sorry mike but matt doesnt go here anymore! we cant risk getting our setlist leaked again and that makes him a threat!
and its *who's, sam
kunthummel
ok 1 we dont have a setlist?? and 2 i guarantee u matt is not joining a diff show choir and spilling our secrets
rachelbarbraberry.⭐️
you can never be too sure
mortina.addams
i agree with rachel
no more matt
dancingking
Tina i swear i wasnt hooking up w matt
i promise u
and even if i was i wouldve stopped when we got together ❤️
mortina.addams
awh mikey 🫶
itscedesbbys
gross
brittcorn🦄
who is sam
?
lopez.tana
the weird guy w the massive mouth
brittcorn🦄
okie dont remember him but ty santana 💜💜
sammydodger
i joyned u guys today? like 4 hrs ago
lopez.tana
well she doesnt remember u trouty
u have a problem w that?
sammydodger
ig not sry
quinnfabray
Its ok Sam Brittany finds it hard to remember lots of things
lopez.tana
bitch i will ends you
finn.qb
hey sam! welcome aboard, u wont regret joining :)
kunthummel
omg i just got slushied
finn.qb
kurt stfu man
itscedesbbys
oh no boo
are u ok?
kunthummel
yh :( my pants are all sticky tho
lopez.tana
wanky
kunthummel
bitch dont joke these are vintage marc jacobs
they cost like 300 dollars
sammydodger
wat 4 pants?!
mortina.addams
girl dont play i saw u thrift them for 25💀
kunthummel
whatever some ungrateful hoe spent a lot of money on these before donating them
and now they r practically ruined
itscedesbbys
noooo
is there any chance u can get it out? ur a genius w stains <3
kunthummel
hopefully
sammydodger
wait im confused
wat even happned
finn.qb
nothing! dont worry about it, u will love glee club
wheelz
hes lying bro ppl chuck their drinks at us
sammydodger
oh my god
finn.qb
pls dont quit we'll be popular as soon as we win nationals
sammydodger
dude im not gonna quit but like
shld we not do smth?
kurt jsut got a drink thrown on him we can tell mr shue??
wheelz
HA
sammydodger
?
quinnfabray
I mean you can try
But he usually doesn't do anything
sammydodger
isnt it his job
kunthummel
yeah...
rachelbarbraberry.⭐️
anyway! speaking of our not having a setlist, ive come up with a few ideas
lopez.tana
we werent speaking about that??
rachelbarbraberry.⭐️
kurt mentioned it earlier
ill walk everyone through the setlist in glee tomorrow, so make sure you are there
kunthummel
i wont be im gonna kms tn
quinnfabray
Berry you dont get to decide the entire setlist thats up to Mr Shue
And we have no interest in hearing your ideas
brittcorn🦄
is it just going to be u and finn alone then u and finn w us in the background then just u by urself
cause thats boring
i wanna do kesha
lopez.tana
britt ur a genius
sammydodger
kurt ru ok???
puckzilla
who cares
kunthummel
fu puck i wish u were in actual prison
and thanks for your concern sam but im fine :)
dancingking
Matt likes Kesha we could do that in honour of him
wheelz
he's not dead he just moved house
sammydodger
like me :D
lopez.tana
stfu