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Magic That Turns [Censored] into Confetti

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It was another one of those rare instances where a 1% chance paid off, and it paid off big time. The chest wasn’t a mimic, and a grimoire was inside. It wasn’t just any grimoire, this grimoire contained long lost magic from the age of legend.

“What magic does it have?” Himmel asked.

Frieren flipped through the book, “It turns male ejaculate into confetti.”

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Another festival was coming to a start in another small town on their journey north. Feiren sat at a table outside in the town square with Fern and Stark, enjoying drinks and snacks. And then a bell rang, confetti was thrown from the tops of all of the buildings onto the crowd, and onto the statue of Himmel that had been standing in the square for the last 80 or so years. An old memory drifted back into Frieren’s mind. 

 


 

It was another one of those rare instances where a 1% chance paid off, and it paid off big time. The chest wasn’t a mimic, and a grimoire was inside. It wasn’t just any grimoire, this grimoire contained long lost magic from the age of legend.

 

“What magic does it have?” Himmel asked. 

 

Frieren flipped through the book, “It turns male ejaculate into confetti.” 

 

Himmel’s face turned red, “There’s lewd magic like that? Should a lady be talking about things like that??”  

 

Eisen and Heiter looked at each other awkwardly, and began to side step away from the situation that was about to unfold, drawing as little attention to themselves as possible.

 

“Himmel,” Frieren spoke seriously, cutting off her party member’s concerns about modesty. Her eyes went wide, full of appreciation of magic, “this is rare, legendary magic from the age of legend,” her expression turned a little more smug, “Do you want to help me test it out?” 

 

“F-frieren!” Himmel stammered, “you can’t just casually ask a man about things like that-” 

 

“If you aren’t interested, I suppose I can ask-” 

 

“No, no!!” Himmel wouldn’t even let her finish that thought. This was weird magic, and this was Frieren, so she definitely was going to test it out. That was a given. If she had to test it out, he didn’t want her doing so with any other man. Heiter and Eisen both had honor. They wouldn’t indulge her.. But what was stopping her from finding anyone in the next town? Or anyone years into the future after he was long dead and buried. 

 

“I’ll help you.” Himmel mumbled. 

 

“You appeared upset.” 

 

“...it’s just,” Himmel anxiously sighed, “humans have feelings about this kind of thing.. It’s not something to be careless or casual about. I don’t know how it is for elves but humans generally get married or form some type of committed relationship first …before doing those types of things…”

 

Frieren was a little perplexed by that. Himmel had no reason to lie to her, she trusted him, but humans have had brothels for at least as long as she’d been alive. Her master had told her orgies were a thing some humans did from time to time too. But she wasn’t going to inquire further. 

 

Himmel tried to appear as confident as possible, “Fear not!! Whenever Frieren needs the help of Himmel the Hero she shall have it!” but he couldn’t completely maintain it, “... just could we keep this secret from the others?” he blushed and pressed his index fingers together, “And wait until we get somewhere more comfortable than our tents?” 

 

“Fine by me,” she smiled smugly to herself, “I’ll need a day or two to read the grimoire anyway.” 

 


 

The thought of helping Frieren test out this lewd magic consumed Himmel’s thoughts. How was it going to happen? Could it lead to something more? No.. probably not. Elves didn’t seem to have romantic feelings like humans did, or maybe they did, but they took centuries or millennia to develop. That was time he didn’t have. He’d have to be made out of stone to endure that long. This could be the closest he’d ever get to doing anything this romantic with Frieren, even if he was the only one that harbored those feelings right now… at this very brief moment in time when compared to the rest of her life.  

 

Maybe she’d be the one to touch him. Maybe she’d kiss him. His mind nearly shut down at the thought. No. Definitely not.. He knew he should just rub one out now so he could fall asleep and stop thinking about this. But he couldn’t. He would not. Frieren wanted him to make confetti and they’d be at a proper in in another day or two. He could easily wait that long if it meant giving her more confetti. He was determined to give her a show she’d never forget and as much confetti as he possibly could. Then remembering that he required beauty rest was enough to help him fall asleep in a timely fashion.

 


 

The day finally came. Himmel was busy with something when Frieren knocked on the door. 

 

“I know I am very handsome and you’re looking forward to this but please wait a little longer!” 

 

“It’s already been an hour since Heiter and Eisen went out.”” 

 

“Just a few more minutes” 

 

She knocked again. “Your hair normally doesn’t take this long…” 

 

“Perfection cannot be rushed.” 

 

After another 10 minutes Himmel opened the door, wearing only a thin satin robe, and bowed, “please come in.” 

 

Most of the curtains were shut. Candles and a single beam of sunlight illuminated the room. Himmel’s hair was extra perfect, and his skin was glowing, not that Frieren would have noticed much of a difference. A trail of rose petals on the floor led to the bed, which a comfortable chair was placed directly in front of.

 

“This is different.” She commented. 

 

“I told you,” Himmel whined a little, “humans have feelings about this type of thing… it-” he noticed that she just happened to be wearing the mirrored lotus ring he gave her, and felt warmth in his heart and tears form in his eyes, it had to be fate, “...I want it to be special.”

 

Frieren summoned her staff, “rare legendary magic always is.” 

 

“How do we proceed?” 

 

Frieren’s staff softly glowed. 

 

“Simply provide the ejaculate, it should come out as confetti.” 

 

 “Ah.. of course,” he figured that much, “Well then, if you’ll allow me to show you poses I can’t show sculptors… but first please have a seat there,” he motioned to the chair placed in front of the bed, “it will allow for the best lighting…” 

 

Frieren shrugged and took a seat, staff still in hand. 

 

“These are special ikemen-poses only for you.. I’ll make confetti in the one you like best.” 

 

He went into the sunbeam got down on both knees, spread them a little and placed his hand over his bulge, still fully dressed, and looked up at her “I could do it like this… or,” he got down on all fours, then moved to rest his upper body weight on one forearm, sliding his dominant hand between his legs, once again looking up at Frieren, “like this… or...” he went over to the bed, and dramatically laid back, throwing his forearm over his head, hanging one leg off the side of the bed, “or this one… or,” he fully laid back on the bed, spread his legs and arched his back- 

 

“That one is good,” Frieren said. She knew she had to pick one or this would go on for hours. She had seen what Himmel put sculptors thorough. 

 

“Ah, but there’s still 7 more I have yet to show you.”

 

“It’s good.” 

 

“I want you to put serious thought into it.” he pouted. 

 

“That one is good for confetti distribution.” 

 

Himmel blushed and smiled, “As you wish…” he then stood up and let his back face Frieren. He looked over his shoulder as he pulled at the belt on his robe, and let it slowly slip off his body, “I’m going to give you a performance you won’t forget.” 

 

His skin was perfectly smooth, he’d removed nearly all of his body hair. What little he had below the belt he neatly shaped and trimmed. Not that Frieren would have found any of this of particular significance. 

 

Frieren nodded.

 

Himmel went back onto the bed, spread his legs and arched his back. 

 

Frieren’s staff began to glow more intently, and Himmel noticed a sensation inside of his body. A little bit of this feeling was there before, but he thought it was just his own feelings about this predicament. But this was something else. Whatever magic Frieren was using made it feel like she was inside of him, for lack of better words. It wasn’t like any sensation he ever felt before. He looked over at Frieren as he started to touch himself, and immediately had to stifle a moan. 

 

He didn’t stifle the next one. 

 

“Ah… Frieren!” 

 

He’d never made noises like this for anyone else before. This needed to be memorable, so Frieren wouldn’t forget him. He looked over at her and stroked himself harder. 

 

Feeling her magic softly pulsing in his ass had already gotten him half hard, but seeing her looking at him, at his fully exposed body made him rock hard faster than any magic could. 

 

This was a special pose just for her. Only she was allowed to see him like this. This exposed, this vulnerable, this close to climax.  

 

Making eye contact with her sent shivers through his body.

 

He stopped stroking for a moment and his cock twitched in his hand. 

 

He wanted this to last longer, but he couldn't help himself. He'd imagined Frieren looking at him in this state, but the real thing was so much better, and the magic pounding inside of him was getting more and more intense. 

 

Her hands and body might not be on him physically, but her eyes were on him, and her mana was. Magic was equally beautiful and amazing... because it came from her. All he could do is hopelessly look back at her and try not to lose all control for a little while longer, until he couldn't anymore. Frieren's mana pounding that spot inside his ass he hadn't even known existed was too much. 

 

Himmel's eyes rolled back and he let out a high pitched moan, unlike any sound he even knew he could produce, as his body convulsed. White and sky blue heart-shaped confetti flew out of his cock, shot into the air and onto his face. 

 

“It worked!” Frieren smiled and clapped. 

 

Himmel froze. Part of him couldn't believe he just did that, another part of him wanted to cry tears of joy. He looked down and was amazed to see confetti, and only confetti, not a sticky mess. And it actually looked pretty nice on his body. But that wasn't any surprise. He was handsome enough to make everything look good. 

 

Frieren used a little wind magic to create a gentle breeze to push some of the confetti off of Himmel’s face. “Good job.” 

 

“Magic made it possible… magic really is incredible.” 

 

Frieren smiled.

 

“Will you remember this, Frieren?” Himmel blushed. 

 

She picked up a fistful of confetti and threw it in the air, “I will whenever I need confetti.”

 

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Frieren wondered about those feelings Himmel was talking about as she watched the confetti fall on his statue. Then she smiled smugly to herself and looked over at Fern and Stark enjoying themselves.  She still had that grimoire. Fern probably wouldn’t like it. But maybe that just had to do with those human feelings Himmel mentioned. It might not make a bad wedding gift for her in the future if the day ever came.