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I'm not ready to say goodbye.

Summary:

this is a big crackfic with a crackship that is based off of a roleplay i did in a very very epic server

Basically Bookcasey x Evil Paintbrush enemies to lovers with a bad ending

unironically this crackship has grown on me it is really stupid

enjoy

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Chapter Text

Bookcasey walked into a room which was full of many different people, and exclaimed “Hey everybody” and everybody looked at him, some were not happy to see him, but others didn't mind, Taco decided to greet him first “Ah, Hello!” “What's good…Aren’t you the stupid one?” he asked, remembering Taco’s act she did during season one “No I'm not…” she responded, Evil Paintbrush spoke out from the crowd, “Bookcasey, Nobody knows who you are gang” which the regular Paintbrush turned to them and said “Nobody knows you either…?” “Yes they do.” Evil Paintbrush replied. Bookcasey went into the crowd and poked Evil Paintbrush on their chest “EVERYBODY knows the AMAZING Bookcasey, DIE.” Evil Paintbrush looked hurt “Why does EVERYONE hate me??? I’m literally the nicer version of Paintbrush over here!” Paintbrush looked at them deadpan and simply said “no”

 

Bookcasey saw the hurt on Evil Paintbrushes face, and decided they got off on the wrong foot, and decided to try again “Actually… Never mind, you actually seem pretty cool” Evil Paintbrush lit up “Thank you Bookcasey! You know ball.” 

 

Taco jumped back into the conversation, “Did you say that you’re NICER than Paintbrush????” Evil Paintbrush looked down at her “uh… Yeah?” “SURE, That explains why you’re EVIL paintbrush….” Evil paintbrush got defensive “Well, YEAH, because normal Paintbrush is MEAN and HATES everyone!!” Paintbrush looked at them again, and said “I DON'T???” Bookcasey stepped in, to defend Evil Paintbrush “They’re OBVIOUSLY Evil paintbrush because they’re so nice that they’re evil!” Which Evil Paintbrush replied “Duh” 

 

Taco spoke up again, speaking rather matter-of-factly “Even I can disagree with the accusation that Paintbrush hates everyone, Even if I personally hate Paintbrush with all my bloody soul.” Paintbrush looked down at taco, somewhat thankful, but also kinda annoyed she had to throw that last part in “Thanks…Taco..” “You’re welcome!” she replied, not seeing the issue with what she just said. 

 

“Well, Taco. This is why one of your wives died and the other divorced you.” Evil paintbrush said smugly, Bookcasey laughed in the back, While taco froze up “Yeah, thats what i thought.” Evil Paintbrush remarked "don't even play.” Taco finally spoke up “OH I’LL PLAY HOE, RUN UP”

 

Meanwhile, With Paintbrush and Bookcasey. “What is happening…” Paintbrush asked themself “Shut up Gaybrush” Bookcasey told them. “WHAT DID I EVEN DO????” they questioned “I dunno lol”

 

Back with Taco and Evil Paintbrush, Taco had figured out how to respond “At least I am my own being, even if I was created by MePhone- I am still my own being and interact how I like. Yet you are just a clone. You may not have been created by MePhone, but you will always be evil PAINTBRUSH, never yourself. just another version of someone real. Do not play.” Evil paintbrush looked as if they were gonna cry “NEVER, talk about my wife.” Taco finished. 

 

Evil paintbrush ran off crying.

Notes:

I know its short, I WILL make longer chapters soon..... I just need to sleep soon