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(9-!SERVER CREATED!-6)
(michelcooks/ballet has joined the server! < Hi!)
5:34 pm.
michelcooks/ballet: whah where did di thissc come frum creapp
(michelcooks/ballet has invited 3 more users! <Welcome!)
angelred: woah @michelcooks/ballet new groupchat??
BootyyyShaker900: and it doesn't seem like the average groupchat. Micheal, what are you planning? Also, are your hands getting shakier? Your spelling is more messier.
NeonLeon1!!: @michelcooks/ballet answer us bc i wwill portal u to medbay—
(michelcooks/ballet has added 20+ users in the groupchat! < Bit much, huh?)
icekresmkitts#1fan: WOAH NEBW GROUCPHAT @FearlessCaptain @SMOOTHDON @zpikes&chomp LLOOK LOOK ALOT OF PEOEPSLELABAHHAAJ
adultmikeiconvo: wpwi gpis ggsgfg HhHEKELO SIM STUFKC IN NEWW JERSSSDY @everyoene @everyrorne @EVERYRONE @EVERYONE HHEELPSOPSSJE
michel-angel-o: wait did you just say your stuck in new jersseys..
NeonLeon1!!: HELLO WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THEDE SO MANY YOU INVITED @michelcooks/ballet
michelcooks/ballet: uhhh so i amay orr maay not t have done a new spell drax taught me specificallg to only use if i wanted to and uhmm🧐 also my hands are kinds saky but itta fine
BootyyyShaker900: GREAT GALILEO! Is this where we meet our alternates for the first time? Wait— Hold on! I'm gonna set up a new quiz for everyone!
FearlessCaptain: hello what wAUTA WHAG
angelred: @NeonLeon1!! LANGUAGE NOT INFRONT OF MIKEY☹️
michel-angel-o: WAIT YYOUR ALL aLTERNATESS OF MY BROTHERS???? @dr.robotics @leo-nard-o @FIHGHTME LOOK
michel-angel-o: oh wait nevevrmind they are aslsep oops😞
adultmikeiconvo: ssssheelep ims in new jwerseey still i hatee it heree😭😭
dontakemeforskydiving: @adultmikeiconvo HELLO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU IN NEW JERSEY GTFO
angelred: STOP SWEARJNG SO MUCH GUYS😔
SMOOTHDONN: i just scrolled up and what the heck @angelred also theres no way your a raph???
michelcooks/ballet: [photo id: A picture of 2018 Raph where he's staring at his phone worriedly, it's from a far distance but zoomed in slightly so it's not as blurry. He's sad because of what 2012 Donnie said.]
icekresmkitts#1: WWHY IS YORU RAPH SO TALL AND BIG?? MY RAPH IS LIKE 5'5 IM GIGGLGIGNGNGG
FearlessCaptain: Okay, I'm actually scared and curious to ask.. Is @angelred the oldest in ur universe @michelcooks/ballet? Or he's just big?
NeonLeon1!!: he's the oldest by like 1 year older than me and @BootyyyShaker9000 and @michelincooks/ballet is 3.5 years younger than him
SMOOTHDONN: wait 3.5 years? how does that work???
angelred: he aged a bit younger when opening a portal to save @NeonLeon1!! from uhhh being x_x in another dimension and idk how it works
michelcooks/ballet: yeha what anglered sai d
[adultmikeiconvo changed ToughLeader's username!]
stinkeefeat: what
stinkeefeat: your dead actually where are you wait nevermind im not going in new jersey
chemiclssrcool: uhag what😵💫
[photo id: A shaky photo of Bayverse Donnie with no glasses and other equipment. His eyes are squinting meaning he's trying to read without his glasses on.]
zpikesnchomp: is anyone not gonna talk about @michelcooks/ballet was literally mentioned of opening a portal to save their leo??😧
michelcooks/ballet: well it's kind of a very very very very very very very vrery veryr very veryr veyr rvveyrr evryyrr
dr.robotics: thats alot of verys😟
FIHGHTME: bro freaking hun came up to me and asked me if i still eat chciken liek YES???
FIHGHTME: OH WAIT WHAG I JST SCORLLED UP😶
[dr.robotics changed dr.robotics username]
deehead: heh i know im so tuff and smart😝 also based of frekaing metalhead bc yeah
leo-nard-o: how do i do that wait
[leo-nard-o changed leo-nard-o's username]
leomakescomics!!: ok thats better!!
michelcooks/ballet: very very very very very very very veyr veyr veyr very very very veyr veyr very very very long story🥺
icekresmkitts#1fan: [photo id: it shows to be.. burnt soot. It's burnt so bad, to the point it's just pure on black. In the background you can see 2012 Leo crossing his arms acting like everythings fine and such]
how are yu this bad at making rice RICE BRAH!1111!!😭😭
adultmikeiconvo: HHEELP IM BEING GJUMPED GSHSHSWH😃😆😋😉😏🤭😏😶🤪😶🤪🥺😏
[photo id: it's a very wobbly photo, where it shows Bayverse mikey— But it's very blurry so you don't see much except for his skin and orange mask. There seems to be a foot on his plastron and a bō against his forehead. The camera is facing Mikey's side.]
stinkeefeat: omg @chemiclssrcool ty dude im giving you bubblewrap after this😊
FearlessCaptain: ok so what are you guys waiting for?? aren't we supposed to, you know, send pictures of ourselves to prove we are actually ninjas? I mean, we saw the big raph and getting beat up mikey, also me. So??
BootyyyShaker9000: [photo id: it's a photo of all rise turtles, this is post-apocalypse. Mikey is the one in the middle, his tongue out in concentration as if he's painting something from under the camera, while the other 3 older are behind him. Watching in amazement, Raph's mask is a bit messed up, Leo and Donnie are just a bit paler.]
This was when Angelo, @michelcooks/ballet and such, was painting a beautiful mural on a sewer wall near our lair.
[photo id: it seems to be a very, but colorful vibrant painting of the sky. a bit dark purple at first, then next fades into a more orange as the sun's bright colors hits the clouds. It's beautiful to even look at it! ]
leomakescomics!!: HELLO WHAT PLS TEACH ME I BEG 🙏🙏
zpikesnchomp: thats actually pretty cool icl
[michel-angel-o changed michel-angel-o's username]
PARTYATHEBEACHOUSE: In COPACABANA😌
[photo id: it seems to be a photo of all 4 MM turtles, all of them wearing different outfits. Mike is wearing a silly cookie monster shirt with baggy pants but with crocs too. Leo is wearing a simple polo with a necklace and some jeans. It clashes with his mask and doesn't look good. Donnie is wearing bts merch, Raph.. is raph.]
michelcooks/ballet: wait these guys haven't been online wait @hibiscusblue @redrhododendron @kunk @needtubes4experiments
kunk: [photo id: it's a simple family photo of all four of the 2003 turtles, leo is on the front taking the picture, raph is at his left, donnie is at Leo's right and Mikey is just simply behind Leo. His head poked out and he's smiling.]
michelcooks/ballet: wait now that i think about it since Evryrones turtles we should totally use nicknamess!!! me and @NeonLeon1!! @angelred @BootyyyShaker9000 could use color names or maybe like four letter nicknames? example; miek lleon and dona actually nvm we will go for colors
leomakescomics!!: ig me and @PARTYATTHEBEACHOUSE @deehead @FIHGHTME can use uhmm normal nicknames???
kunk: me and my brothers can go for full names? not last name but like yeah
stinkeefeat: ig me and @chemiclssrcool and @adultmikeiconvo + @dontakemeforskydiving can use our usernames??
zpikesnchomp: chompy says we can just uhm acutally idk just call us @icekresmkitts#1fan as mik and me raf and @FearlessCaptain here lee and uhm @SMOOTHDONN don
hibiscusblue: im sorry but who is @stinkeefeat not that im laughing totalyt yeah😌
kunk: [photo id: it's a photo of Leonardo on the couch, the photo is taken from far away but zoomed in. His expression looks like he's trying to hold a laugh in at stinkeefeats user.]
yeah sure budydegehejwiqo
[stinkeefeat changed stinkeefeat's username!]
skyblue: OK IS THIS BETTER BC ONCE @adultmikeiconvo IS OUT OF NEW JERSEY IM GONNA ACTUALLY SEND HIM TO THE HASHI
michelcooks/ballet: ok i need to brb realquick i cant lie
NeonLeon1!!: i bet u one banana that he's going to go to a spot to tag heh😏
BootyyyShaker9000: Aha! You were so wrong Blue, because right now Orange is with me and making me the official admin of the server, including the other alternate Donatellos!
NeonLeon1!!: FUCK😠
angelred: STOP CURSING RAPH IS ACTUALLY GONNA BLACKMAIL YOU ISTG😡
SMOOTHDONN: this is actually scary im not used to a raph being leader AND oldest dude
michelcooks/ballet: ok im back and i am just gona state me and my brothers ages bc why nots
@angelred - 17
@BootyyyShaker9000, @NeonLeon1!! - 16
ME - 14.5 😙
icekresmkitts#1fan: ok yall are just babies 🥺🥺🥺
leomakescomics!!: is it bad to say that we are somehow older than @michelcooks/ballet bc all of us are 15 including @PARTYATTHEBEACHOUSE since yk yeah
zpikesnchomp: ^^ except we are all 19
hibiscusblue: ^ also, except we are all 23!😁
skyblue: we are like 18 - 19 idk
kunk: @adultmikeiconvo o7 i think hed diddide
deehead: im crine 😭
needtubes4experiments: wth is crine???
FIHGHTME: UNC ACTUAL UNC😭😭🤞
[40+ chatrooms have been added by; @michelcooks/ballet, @BootyyyShaker9000! < Are you trying to lag out the server?]
angelred: OH?!!1!!1! theres a chess chat room?? red is totally gonna smash the chess!!
SMOOTHDONN: actually please dont its so sweet and welcoming
redrhododendron: chess is so ass you nerd
< @redrhododendron has been muted by @SMOOTHDONN for— 60 minutes!
kunk: NOOO he wass so yougn 😣😣
needtubes4experiments: @michelcooks/ballet, @BootyyyShaker9000 how fast are you guys working?? because last time i chatted, there wasn't a mute button!
michelcooks/ballet: maybe its because
7:12 pm
michelcooks/ballet: im kira
deehead: deathnote mentioned light mentionsd
michelcooks/ballet: YEAAHHHH ANOTHER ANIME FAN LETS GO
redrhododendron: also @PARTYATTHEBEACHOUSE didn't you say ur brothers were asleep but then turned out to be awake
angelred: red feel like theres something mising and red dont know what
FIHGHTME: YEAH ME TOO
leomakescomics!!: im tired im going to bed
[MOVING TOWARDS THE MIKEY CHATROOM ]
icekresmkitts#1fan: dude rate the food!!
[photo id: it's a simple photo of pizza, also with gummy worms, ketchup, chocolate chip cookies, with also vanilla icecream + mint. And a small amount of pepper on top!]
michelcooks/ballet: im gagging.
kunk: I'm not even sure what could happen if i got even just a smalll bite of that but im sure it'll be fine!! 😙
PARTYATTHEBEACHOUSE: i would shove chopsticks down my nose imif i ever had to eat that
yk no offense
icekresmkitts#1fan: yall are just haters bruh
michelcooks/ballet: heres some tips then; never put extra toppings other than mushrooms, pepperoni, cheese . BECAHSE THAG LOOKS SO DISGUSTING IT ACTUALLY BELONGS IN NEW JERSEY
kunk: it would look like something my leonardo would make
burnt and horrendous
michelcooks/ballet: is it a universal thing that all mikeys are good at cooking or what
adultmikeiconvo: i can make sushi but thats it
michelcooks/ballet: thats good enough
PARTYATTHEBEACHOUSE: dads teaching me how to cook but i got burnt mid soup making so im on pause