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Feng Xiao smiled and bit his lip, rubbing his crotch against Cui Buqu’s bulge. “Ququ, what’s this~?”
“You’re rubbing against me like crazy; any man would get hard in this situation.”
“I get it, my beauty could topple a dynasty,” Feng Xiao said. “Let me guess, you want to go all the way, hm?”
“I just said—” Cui Buqu sighed and squeezed his eyes shut. “Never mind. I’m tired. If you want anything, do it yourself.”
Mischief sparkled in Feng Xiao’s seductive eyes. “Oh? Are you saying I can do whatever I want to you~? How bold!”
“Sure, I don’t care. As long as I don't have to do any work, you can do as you wish.”
Feng Xiao’s smug grin widened. He shifted his weight onto the mattress beside Cui Buqu and then lifted Cui Buqu’s robe, pushing it up and out of the way before pulling down his pants to reveal his half-hard cock.
“I have something I have to show you.”
“What?” Boredom and exhaustion hung heavy on Cui Buqu’s eyelids.
Feng Xiao lifted his hips, hiked up his robes, and bared his lower half. Between his legs throbbed a plump, pink, hairless cunt. Feng Xiao lowered his slender hand and ran his fingers across it, coating them in wetness.
“Look…this is all your fault.”
Cui Buqu’s cock stiffened at the sight of Feng Xiao’s pussy. He cursed himself for reacting in such a way, but alas, he was merely a man—these sorts of desires were but an inevitable fact of life.
“Do you think it’s weird?” Feng Xiao asked, an unusual earnestness undercutting his voice.
“Not really. The jianghu is full of all types of people; it’s only natural that there are people whose souls don't match their body.”
Feng Xiao pulled back the slick folds of his labia to reveal his long, stiff tdick. “Do you want to put your dick inside?”
“If you want to put it in, put it in.”
“You’re already half-hard,” Feng Xiao laughed, reaching down with his other hand, which encircled Cui Buqu’s dick. “How could you possibly sleep if I were to leave now? That would just be cruel.”
Warm against Feng Xiao’s calloused palm, Cui Buqu’s cock hardened fully with just a few jerks, standing fully erect.
“That was fast.” The teasing lilt in Feng Xiao’s voice stoked the flame of Cui Buqu’s arousal. “You must really want to fuck me~! Tell me, Ququ, are you a virgin?”
“What does it matter?”
Feng Xiao folded his arms across his chest. “Because, how do I know you’ll be able to please me if you’ve never had sex before?”
“If you don't think I can please you, then forget about it. Let’s just go to bed.” Cui Buqu made to pull his pants back up before Feng Xiao grabbed his wrist.
“Wait!”
“Do you want to do it or not? If so, stop asking questions. You’re giving me a headache.”
“Tsk…” Despite making a show of feigning upset, Feng Xiao still raised his hips and straddled Cui Buqu, angling himself to take Cui Buqu’s cock inside him. Using his hand, Feng Xiao carefully pressed the head against his entrance.
“Ready? I’m gonna stick it in~!”
Scoffing, Cui Buqu narrowed his eyes. “You're really putting on a performance with—” the words died in his throat as the head of his dick slid inside Feng Xiao’s cunt, suddenly enveloped by its warmth and tightness.
Feng Xiao bit his lip, a moan straining against his teeth. “O-Oh~!”
He schooled his expression and forced a smile. “What were you saying just now?”
“Nothing,” Cui Buqu muttered. As much as he hated to admit it, Feng Xiao’s wet pussy did indeed feel good as it squeezed the end of his cock.
As if to tease Cui Buqu, Feng Xiao lowered himself down with an almost painful slowness. It took everything in Cui Buqu not to scold Feng Xiao, not to beg him to just put the whole thing in already!
After what felt like minutes of purposeful teasing, Feng Xiao’s hips at last met Cui Buqu’s. His entrance clenched around the base of Cui Buqu’s dick.
“Mm, Ququ…your cock doesn't feel half bad.”
“Have you felt many?”
“Are you accusing me of being easy?!”
The corners of Cui Buqu's lips twitched. “I….”
Feng Xiao leaned back, his hands pressing into the bed on either side of Cui Buqu's thighs. Slowly, he began to ride Cui Buqu. Juices dripped down Cui Buqu's shaft as Feng Xiao’s cunt slid up and down, his walls squeezing Cui Buqu tight from all sides.
Sweat dripped down Cui Buqu’s temple. He raised one shaking hand and placed it on Feng Xiao’s waist. “You call this fucking me?”
Feng Xiao narrowed his eyes and pursed his lips. “You dare provoke me?! Fine!”
With that, Feng Xiao’s hips picked up speed. The sound of skin smacking against skin filled the bedroom. The bedframe let out several loud, displeased creaks.
Cui Buqu’s eyebrows furrowed. Precum smeared Feng Xiao’s walls. “Ngh…”
“Finally feeling good?” Feng Xiao asked between labored breaths.
“Not bad…”
“Not bad?! Ugh, you’re lucky I’m even trying to make you cum. Cum is gross; it's dirty.”
Is there something wrong with his brain? Cui Buqu wondered. Feng Xiao didn't seem to have a single complaint about the sweat intermingling on their pressed-together skin, or the saliva exchanged when the two of them kissed.
“It’ll take more than that to make me cum.”
Feng Xiao saw red. He lifted one hand and—using his spiritual energy along with his free hand to steady himself—placed two fingers on his erect tdick. He leaned back even further, rubbing the pink bud.
“Fuck,” Feng Xiao whined. Rubbing his tdick always got him off quickly, an act often coupled with imagining Cui Buqu’s head between his thighs, that sharp tongue of his finally silenced as it licked Feng Xiao’s cunt.
“Ah, ah…there, that spot feels good~!”
Cui Buqu’s heart throbbed. So lewd…I never imagined he’d be like this…
Feng Xiao’s pussy squelched wetly as he humped Cui Buqu’s dick. “Ququ, watch closely. I love touching myself like this.”
Cui Buqu couldn't help but wonder if this was how Feng Xiao masturbated. The swollen, wet nub of Feng Xiao’s tdick twitched in response to the affection from his slender fingers.
And then, Cui Buqu’s hips lifted off the mattress. It was only a fraction of a cun or so and completely involuntary on Cui Buqu's part, but Feng Xiao—ever the observant bastard—noticed as soon as it happened.
“Oh? Finally got your attention, hm?” He spread his legs wider, thigh muscles twitching. “You like seeing me masturbate? What a shameless pervert!”
“Don't make me laugh,” Cui Buqu muttered. Unfortunately, his body betrayed him and thrust into the heat of Feng Xiao’s pussy yet again. Who could help themselves with such a wet, tight cunt wrapped around their dick? Even the most chaste monk would've already caved.
“Mm…deeper, Ququ~!”
“Fuck…” Cui Buqu closed his eyes, but the view of Feng Xiao rubbing his tdick as he rode him remained seared into Cui Buqu’s mind. Cui Buqu’s knuckles turned white with how hard they gripped the sheets, but it was all in vain. He simply couldn't resist Feng Xiao in this state. With a defeated moan, Cui Buqu fucked Feng Xiao.
"Cum inside, cum inside!" Feng Xiao begged, furiously bouncing his hips against Cui Buqu's.
"Huh? I thought you said before that cum is dirty?" Cui Buqu scoffed. Still, his grip on Feng Xiao's waist tightened.
Dizzy with lust, Feng Xiao slurred: "your fat cock is already so hard, don't you want to cum in my cunt?"
Cui Buqu bit his lip. He could only do his best to keep his voice from wavering. "Ride me faster, then."
"Mm," Feng Xiao nodded. He did as he was told, the tight, hot walls of his pussy massaging Cui Buqu's dick as he fucked himself even faster on it.
"Ququ, empty your balls in me~!"
"You'll get pregnant."
Tilting his head back to expose his beautiful neck, Feng Xiao let out a keening moan. "I don't care, I don't care, just blow your load!"
Fuck.
An image of pregnant Feng Xiao appeared in Cui Buqu's mind, his small tits engorged with milk and his fat pussy slick from pregnancy hormones. That lewd mental image sent a pang of tingling, aching desire through Cui Buqu’s balls and up the length of his shaft.
"You want me to put a baby in you?"
Feng Xiao nodded. "Yes, knock me up. I want everyone to know I'm carrying the head of the Zuoyue Bureau's child."
“What a shameless whore. How long have you wanted me to make you pregnant?"
Feng Xiao responded with a whine, practically impaling himself on Cui Buqu's erect cock. "A while now."
Cui Buqu placed his warm palm on Feng Xiao's abdomen. "Is it because it's me, or would you bend over for any dick that would get the job done?"
"Tsk, do you take me for some kind of cheap slut who'd fuck any man who could get me pregnant?"
"If you were horny enough, yes."
Feng Xiao's tdick throbbed. "What?! I have standards. Besides," he gasped as the head of Cui Buqu's cock slammed against his aching cervix. "W-Wouldn't that make you a random nobody?"
"But I'm not."
"Exactly! Ugh, just shut up and put a baby in meeeeee," Feng Xiao whined, his toned yet round ass smacking against Cui Buqu's thighs with every movement.
"Will you let me fuck you when you're pregnant?"
That question got Feng Xiao's pussy somehow even wetter. Regardless, he nodded. "Yes." Feng Xiao pictured himself heavily pregnant, his belly round and full with child. He moaned. "My pregnant pussy will be extremely horny…it…it’ll need to be kept satisfied."
"So you're saying my dick satisfies you?" Cui Buqu asked. "How does it satisfy you more than something like a toy, for example?"
Feng Xiao averted his gaze but kept riding Cui Buqu. "The real thing is just better."
"How? Explain it, or I'll pull out."
Of course, that threat was a bluff. Cui Buqu had nowhere near enough energy or willpower to do that. It didn't matter, though. So long as Feng Xiao believed it would happen, it didn't matter.
Feng Xiao's eyes widened in shock. "Huh? Don't…don't you feel how hard my pussy is gripping your cock? It doesn't want to let go."
"I don't care. Say it, or I take it out."
Feng Xiao's brows furrowed, his kiss-reddened lips pursing. "The real thing feels much better. It's hot and throbbing, which feels amazing inside me. And of course, a toy can't cum."
“Oh, so you do want to be filled up? How interesting…”
Feng Xiao nodded. “Didn't I just say…ah!” A broken moan tumbled from his lips as Cui Buqu's hot cockhead pushed against his cervix again. “I want to get pregnant?”
Cui Buqu had long since dropped every pretense. Merely imagining Feng Xiao’s stomach swollen with his baby made Cui Buqu dizzy with arousal. “Alright. Don't say I didn't give you a chance to stop when you're complaining about back pain in a few months.”
“I don't care! Ququ, impregnate my pussy~! I can feel your dick…d-deep inside, it’s already—”
A sound somewhere between pleasure and pain rose from Feng Xiao's throat as the head of Cui Buqu’s dick pushed open his cervix. “Oh fuck! My womb…ngh, hah…it's ready for a baby. Don't hold back, squirt all your cum inside~!” He greedily humped Cui Buqu as Cui Buqu pounded his sopping wet cunt. “I want to be a father!”
“I’ll make you one, under one condition.”
“W-What? Anything, anything, tell me and I’ll do it!”
“Hah, you're this desperate?”
The tight sphincter of Feng Xiao’s cervix clenched around Cui Buqu’s cock. “You—! Shut up!”
Cui Buqu laughed. “I’ll knock you up if you go back to rubbing yourself like you were earlier.”
“That's it?”
“That's it.”
“What's the catch?”
“There is none. Spread your legs and put on a show for me.”
Feng Xiao whimpered. He did as he was told, parting his trembling legs and reaching down to stroke his now-throbbing tdick.
“Ooh, so good!” His pussy tightened, dragging Cui Buqu even deeper into the sea of his pleasure. “There, there! Ququ, please watch me masturbate for you, okay~?”
“Two steps ahead of you,” Cui Buqu replied. His balls ached with desperation for release. Every time Feng Xiao’s wet fingers circled his own tdick, Cui Buqu got even closer.
“Ququ…” arousal weighed like lead on Feng Xiao’s eyelids. His long and dark lashes fluttered. “Knock me up, impregnate me, please! And then I want you to fuck me even more when I’m pregnant~!”
Cui Buqu's orgasm encroached on him like a wave. “You don't have to ask me twice.”
Bit by bit, moment by moment, a tingling feeling built up inside Feng Xiao. Sharp and faintly familiar—akin to the feeling he’d long forgotten of needing to take a piss—as cultivators beyond a certain level had no need for such things—Feng Xiao squirmed. He’d never felt an orgasm coming on quite like this.
It must be his dick…it's doing something to me…!
“So good…I’m…” Feng Xiao slurred. “Ququ…”
“I’m…almost there. Keep rubbing your tdick. Don't stop until I say.”
“You’re gonna make me pregnant?”
“Yes.”
That strange, sharp tingling rose and grew, strengthening with every thrust inside him and every stroke of his tdick.
“I’m going crazy…” Feng Xiao's masturbation grew sloppy and frantic. No matter how hard and deep Cui Buqu fucked into him, it wasn't enough. “More, more…! Hah, dick…I love it, your dick feels so good!”
As sudden as a flash of lightning, Feng Xiao's orgasm overtook him. That tingling feeling flooded his tdick and cunt. With a wail, he came, squirting all over the cock buried in his pussy. “Get my pussy pregnant! Get my pussy pregnant, Ququ!!” Feng Xiao cried. Disgust and pleasure coiled together in his core—disgust at the clear liquid that sprayed out all over Cui Buqu, himself, and the bed, and pleasure at having such an intense orgasm.
Cui Buqu’s mouth opened in a silent moan. His balls twitched. A shudder ran through him, tightening every muscle in his body. “I am, be patient!” He croaked, pressing his head back against the pillow as a thick, hot load of cum spurted into Feng Xiao’s womb.
“Ohh, hohh…hah, Ququ…!” Feng Xiao gritted his teeth and shifted his hips at the sudden burst of heat that erupted within him. Everything beneath him was slick with his squirt.
Cui Buqu groaned and shuddered, his sweaty body twitching a few times before collapsing down against the bed. His eyes closed, sleep threatening to overtake him.
“Ququ?”
“...hm?”
“It’s gross, let’s at least clean up!”
Cui Buqu groaned. “Get off me then.”
Feng Xiao nodded. He couldn't help but let out a breathy moan as he lifted himself off Cui Buqu’s cock, now soft after cumming inside Feng Xiao. Some of the sticky white liquid dripped out from Feng Xiao’s pussy and down his thigh. “Ah…it’s getting everywhere, gross!”
“That’s not what you said earlier,” Cui Buqu grumbled as he sat up and got off the bed. He pulled his pants—soaked through with Feng Xiao’s squirt—up and the bottom of his robes down.
“I’ll go ask for some hot water,” Cui Buqu said, standing with his back facing Feng Xiao as he tied the sash belt back around his waist. “You take care of the bedding.”
“I don't want to touch that!”
“You squirted all over it.”
Feng Xiao couldn't find anything clever to quip back with, for once.
Momentarily taken aback, Cui Buqu forced himself to regain composure. “Once everything’s clean…” he slid open the door, an almost imperceptible tremble in his hands. “Let’s take a bath together.”
Feng Xiao pretended as though he’d misheard. “Huh?”
“Nothing, nevermind. I’ll be back soon with some towels and clean bedding.” Cui Buqu gave a nonchalant wave before the heavy darkness of the hallway enveloped his form, consuming it.
Unable to keep from smiling despite everything, Feng Xiao stripped the bed as quickly as possible and tossed the blankets aside. Since changing his clothes before the bath would be stupid, Feng Xiao reluctantly pulled his robes back down and sat on the corner of the bed, one hand on his stomach.
“Ai…if you’re going to be as insufferable as your father, I don't know how I’ll deal with you,” Feng Xiao murmured.