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Camera flashes, clapping and crowd laugher coat the outside air of a restaurant as Regulus cracks a joke.
"Thank you thank you, ladies please, give me some room" Regulus announces as clapping continues to flood the area.
"SIGN MI PAPERS REGULUS BLACK!" A lone fan shouts from the side of the road.
"I guess one autograph wont hurt".
Regulus's pace picks up from the restaurant door, and his direction heads towards the lone fan before the unexpected appearance of more fans concealed his pathway.
"NO SIGN MINE REG!" A persistent fan hollered followed by a string of many more requests.
"SIGN MY TOE REGULUS!!l
"SIGN MINE!!!"
"NO"
The overwhelming requests burnt Regulus's brain alive causing him to let out a deafening scream.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Although his glorious, high pitched vocals caused many fans to cover their ears, they continued on.
"Hi reg, WHATS YOUR OPINION ON YOUR BROTHER?" A curious male reporter questioned with a microphone now touching Regulus's lip, and large camera shoved in his face.
"Eh...i guess hes, hes there". Regulus responded with not much thought.
"WOW SUCH AN INTERESTING INSIGHT REGULUS, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MY TATTOO QUOTE" The reporter immediately responded, now running over to a unknown man a few meters behind him.
Regulus's eyes widened as he stared - hands curled to his chest in disbelief - like a lumpy, innocently confused hamster.
"TATTOO??? Right okay, its your body i guess....." Regulus said in defeat, shaking out of his shock.
From the distance Regulus spots this unknown man, which is now visibly a tattoo man begin tattooing the words "eh....i guess hes, hes there" on the reporters cheek. As Regulus slowly approaches, the reporter quickly turns his head from the tattoo artist once finished.
"LOOK REGULUS!!! LOOK AT IT" The reporter said loudly - pointing at his face - with a strained smile of pain, yet glee.
Regulus jaw lay slightly dropped as a eye and lip twitches.
"Oh wow...looking at it currently, its... something"
"ISNT IT BEAUTIFUL, YOURE SO INSPIRATIONAL!!" The reporter continues.
Regulus forces down a gulp before replying.
"Yeah!! charming!! love it!!"
Regulus has barely any time to get to his last words of the scentence before the reporter begins screaming in his face.
"OMG!! GUYS REGULUS CALLED ME CHARMING!!!!"
"Ladiesss, laddiesss" Regulus replies quickly with a smoulder like Flynn Ryder.
5 seconds pass before the whole crowd begins exploding into utter chaos.
"NO HE CALLED ME CHARMING!!!"
NO SAMATHA HE CALLED ME CHARMING" A lady agressivly shouts before turning to Reg and locking eyes with him. "Reg lets get married".
"CANT YOU SEE IM TRYNA DO MY WORK TODAY TYPE SHIT- woah." Regulus stands in shock for a minute from the marriage question before the crowd breaks out in agressive screams once again.
"TRACY BACK THE FLERP OFF HES MINE!!!"
"NO HES MINE"
"NOOO HES MINE!!!"
"Im gonna drown myself" Regulus mutters as a last hope while his brain is utterly fried.
"NOOOOO REGULUS DONT DO THAT. PLS THIS ISNT YOUUU!!!" A perceptive fan screams, now falling to the floor sobbing and rolling around clinging at Reg's shoes.
As Regulus sighs, the same thoughts blasts through his mind: "Where is remus when i need him...those swimming lessons sound great right now".
The sudden loud sound of gasps and screams errupts as Regulus quickly looks up to reveal Remus with his chest puffed up, and his arms pushed outwards as he Motos Motos everybody out of the way.
"Hi reg, get on my motorbike lets go" Remus says calmy like some guardian angel.
"Yes ma'am" Regulus says in a tone full of relief as he lifts his fingers to his head and salutes Remus.
*NEEEOOWWWWWWMMM, VROOMMM, SKIIIRRRTTTTTTT*
"Wow that was heated Reg, lots of fangirls you have there" Remus begins, out of breath.
"Godric, cant help it though, im just good like that" Regulus replies, flicking his hair back, sounding like a confident king.
"Oh of course, cant let your brother hear though, he would challenge you to a ufc fight again" Remus replied while whincing sarcastically.
"Sends shivers down my spine that does. Wheww...got ptsd." Regulus says with a trembling voice.
Silence fills the air for a minute before Remus quickly changes his tone to worried.
"Oh merlin... is that Sirius i see"
"WHERE" Regulus immediately replies as his heart now pounds.
"Why is he storming down so angrily, Reggie what did you do?!?!" He asks as his voice slowly fills with more panic and loudness.
"HIDE ME, KILL ME, ANYTHING." Regulus replies, now looking around at anything to jump under, as if he was back as that lumpy hamster again.
"REGGIE NO BLOODY HELL, JUST, HIDE BEHIND ME. UHHHHHH"
"AHHHH HELPP MEEE" Regulus screams as if this was his last minute on the planet.
With Regulus now behind Remus's back and crossed legs, Padfoot approaches.
"Hi padfoot..." Remus mutters with TOTALLY no ounce of guilt.
"Hullo, where is he" Sirius straightforwardly lets out.
"Uhh, wheres who"
"My brother who else" Sirius continues with a firm face, and straight terrifying eyebrows.
"You have a brother??? Since when!" Remus says with a small fake gasp.
"Pack it in. Where is he, ive got a bone to pick"
"Listen i have no idea who you're talking about mate. Im just gonna, hope on my bike now, and go home, okay..."
"Oi, no. Youre not. Help me find him." Sirius says and he leans out a hand to grasp Remus's shoulder.
Remus begins scooting to the side in sync with Regulus behind his back, to get on his bike.
"Nah mate, ive got errunds to run. Sorry maybe another time." He says with a slight tremble on his voice as he fumbles his hands behind his back trying to find the bike while hiding Regulus.
"Hold on." Sirius starts abruptly with squinted eyes and furrowed eyebrows.
"What."
"Move."
"Uh no" Remus lets out, avoiding eye contact.
"To the side. Mov-"
"REGGIE GET THE FUCK ON" Remus screams.
Regulus replies with another uncontrollably high-pitched, deafening screech.
Remus jumps on the motobike as Regulus fumbles to get up off the floor.
"DONT KILL MEEEEEE!!" Regulus screams as he panics.
"REGGIE GET ON."
"IM ON!! GO!!" Regulus lets out - staring at his brother as he approaches the bike quickly in disbelief and anger.
Remus revs the bike filling smoke in Sirius face, and pops a cheeky wheelie before speeding away.
"IDIOT!" Regulus belts.
"HAH! LOOK AT THE IDIOT! HES TRYING TO CHASE US, HE FELL OVER!" Remus shouts out against the wind, with his head turned to the back of the motorbike eyeing the glorious scene.
"HAHAHA"
"HES ROLLY POLLYING DOWN THE ROAD" Remus notices and continues as he chokes in laughter.
"FUCKING IDIOT" Regulus replies, also now choking in laughter, no longer a lumpy hamster.
"Wow the sunset is so beautiful Reggie" Remus says as he whipes his tears away.
"It is rather beautiful" Regulus replies
"What a lovely night!"
Happily ever after.