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It was 3 days until his husbands birthday and Shane was officially panicking. Shane knew that Ilya did not want to make his birthday a huge deal but when had Ilya not made Shanes birthday a huge deal?. Ilya was conked out in bed beside Shane, sprawled out like a starfish, Shane thought this was so cute. After the intense training session at the Centaurs gym and a little cardio when they got home, its no wonder he had been fast asleep for the last hour. But Shane, Shane could not sleep. He needed to figure out what to do for his beautiful, kind and caring husbands birthday but his brain had just decided to stop working. Shane decided he needed to clear his head and get some help. After a glass of warm milk, letting Anya outside to pee and a little more freaking out, Shane knew who he needed to call. After 3 rings he heard a groggy "hello?" from the other end. Fuck. He had forgotten she was filming in Germany. "Shane it is 3a.m and I have a flight home in 4 hours what do you need?". Shane felt so bad but he just needed to talk to her. "Rose I am so sorry I completely forgot what time it was for you". Rose sighed and made a sound like she was sitting up in her bed "its alright Hollander, what's up?". Shane wanted to correct her on just saying "Hollander" but he didn't have time. "So, its Ilya's birthday in 3 days and I have made no plans for him. I was thinking of just doing a romantic dinner and movie date type thing but would he even like that? I am literally panicking here". Rose was about to say something but Shane cut her off with a shout. "OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HIM FOR A GIFT?". Rose laughed and sighed a little "dude he's turning what, 37?" Shane could hear the smirk in her voice. "32, asshole" Shane said sounding annoyed almost. "right, 32, whatever" rose accepted. "what I'm trying to say is that its not a big milestone and that he isn't going to be expecting something huge! look, why don't you invite me and Svetlana over, she is actually super chill, we really hit it off at your wedding talking about what it was like to have sex with you guys".
Shanes face had turned beet red. "oh my god, why would you tell me that?" he exclaimed. He wondered what Rose said about him but he didn't dare ask because those memories haunted him. "okay, whatever, but what would we even do?" "get super drunk and play drinking games, duh!" Rose said like it was obvious "I'll pick up some good German beer in the airport and I presume Svetlana has a cabinet full of expensive vodka she can bring". Shane considered this for a moment and realised this was actually a half decent plan "this actually is not a bad idea, Ilya would definitely like it" Rose squealed "perfect! I'll text Svetlana". What? "you have Svetlana's number?" Shane was genuinely surprised "dude, I told you we hit it off at your wedding!" "I know I heard you! ok whatever. so, I think you should come to our house on Monday at 6p.m? cause Ilya goes to the rinks gym every Monday from 5:30 until 7 no matter what and always takes a long-ass shower in the locker room which will give us plenty of time to set-up" Shane was beginning to actually feel excited, could this actually be fun?. It was also the perfect opportunity to actually get to know Svetlana. They had only met for the first time about a year and a half ago at Shane and Ilya's wedding and only had a brief conversation. Although, apparently while very drunk, when ABBA's song "super trouper" came on, Shane, Svetlana and Kip Grady had performed the dance sequence from "Mamma Mia", But the only proof of this is a blurry video from Scott Hunters digital camera that he had emailed to the entire guest list upon discovery. "Monday at 6, sounds good Hollander" said with the enthusiasm that someone who had just been awoken to a phone call at 3a.m should not have. "we are going to have the best time" she continued "I'm going to make a list of games to play with Svetlana on our nightly call tomorrow night". "nightly call?" Shane wasn't surprised anymore, he was now just pure shocked "okay you do that and I'll see you Monday, have a safe flight" Rose made a noise of pure hatred "I never want to see a plane again" Shane made a noise like a giggle and hung up. Ilya was going to love this
Monday arrived too fast. Shane and Ilya were so busy that whole weekend, Shane did not have any free time to slip away from his husband to grab supplies from the party store and snacks from their local Walmart so unfortunately, he would have to put his faith into the girls to pick some up, and he did not have a lot of faith. Since Monday was Ilyas actual birthday, Shane had woken him up to a mcgriddle with a coffee and his very last minute gift of a huge framed photo of the Hollander-Rozanov's. Shane thought it was stupid but Ilya actually loved it which was a pleasant surprise for the two of them. They spend the day relaxing because Ilya knew something was happening later but he just didn't know what and wanted to keep it a complete surprise for himself. Eventually, 5:30 rolled around and Shane kissed his husband goodbye as he headed to the gym. As soon as Ilya pulled out of the driveway and turned onto the road, Shane grabbed Anya and brought her to his parents house "don't have too much fun! Yuna shouted out the door behind Shane turning to give Anya kisses. Shane got back into the car and immediately rang Rose. "hey Rose, where are you guys now" Shane could hear a store announcement in the background "hello Mr. Rozanov!" said a very cheery Rose. Shane corrected her "you do know we hyphenated our names so actually its Hollander-Rozanov" Roses response was a fart noise followed by the sound of 2 girls giggling "Shane is clearly unable to defend himself without skates on and a stick in his hand" said Svetlana through tears. Shane was not going to take this. turns out there was perks to being married to the lifelong friend of the woman who was attempting to roast you "yeah, well didn't you learn English through Meryl Streep movies?" this time only one of the girls was giggling "alright, alright" said rose "we'll get the last of the snacks and be there in 20" they really are making good time getting ready for this thing "grab some number balloons please!" said Shane before Rose hung up. In the 20 minutes before the girls arrived, Shane gave the house a tidy, ordered pizza with his husbands favourite sides and set out the small amount of party supplies he had collected from previous years. Thankfully Rose and Svetlana had stopped at Starbucks cause Shane needed coffee but he was out of filter papers. He greeted the girls with a hug and a kiss on the cheek before they got straight to work hanging streamers and banners, blowing balloons up and putting snacks into bowls. When they were done, Shane has the biggest smile on his face cause he just knew his darling husband was going to be so happy with this.
Ilya texted Shane at 7:22 saying he was pulling onto their street so the trio got into position. Shane turned off the lights so it looked like nobody was home while Svetlana grabbed the party popper she bought and Rose got ready to light the sparkler she was holding. 2 minutes later, the roar of a sports car engine was heard and headlights pulled into the Hollander-Rozanov driveway. They waited until Ilya was fully in the door and had turned on the lights before shouting "SUPRISE!!!" Ilya jumped back with a look of terror on his face and shouted something in Russian which made Svetlana chuckle but Shane was not that advanced at the language yet. After the initial shock in Ilya had faded and the greetings were exchanged, pizza was handed out and shot glasses on chains that Rose found in the bachelorette party section were given out and Ilya was very impressed. "Rose where did you find these and why do they have penises on them" said Ilya grinning "well" rose started "me and Svetlana were wandering around Party City and we discovered the bachelorette section and Svetlana said they reminded her of you" Ilya turned to Svetlana who was smirking "you like alcohol and you like penis so I thought you would like them" Shane and Ilya could not stop laughing "that is actually the most perfect gift ever" said Shane catching his breath. Before the group did anything crazy, they ate the rest of the pizza and watched a movie that Ilya chose. When the movie was over and everyone was chatting, Rose went out to the kitchen to grab the very fancy and expensive vodka Svetlana brought with her and dramatically walked into the living room. "ladies and gentlemen if I could have your attention please" Rose began "today we honour the 44 years that Ilya Hollander-Rozanov has been on this earth" everyone laughed and Ilya booed and thew a pillow at rose. "alright. alright 32 years whatever. so! to celebrate, the lovely Svetlana Vetrova has brought some of her finest vodka straight from Russia that im told is Ilyas favourite!" everyone cheers and claps as Svetlana stands up and takes a bow. Svetlana pulls out a list "here we have a list of games me and the beautiful Rose Landry have come up with, and first on the list is.... never have I ever!" they all cheer and clap. "wait this is game where if you have done it you take a drink, yes?" asks Ilya. "yes it is" says Svetlana. "but instead of drinks we are doing shots" says Rose. Shane is not going to be able to this well. "alrighty party people lets begin" says Ilya.
They play rock, paper, scissors to see who's gonna to ask first and Shane wins. He does not know what to ask "uhhh. Ilya you take it". "no Shane you won fair and square just think of something" "umm okay" Shane started "never have I ever.. dropped a fork on the ground and kept using it" everyone took a shot except Shane and he was disgusted "oh my god I didn't realise I was friends with and married cave people" Shane said while making a face as if someone just spat in his drink. "Shane did anyone ever tell you how boring you are?" asked Ilya sarcastically "you. multiple times" Shane replied instantly which caused Rose and Svetlana to burst out laughing. "I'll go next" said Ilya "never have I ever made a sex tape" Shane and Ilya took the shot and Shane immediatley went bright red when he seen it click in Rose and Svetlana's head "I would give big money to see that" said Rose smirking "same here" followed Svetlana. "ok enough guys who's next" said Shane in an attempt to change the subject "I'll go" said Rose "never have i ever had sex with someone in this room whether it be amazing or absolutely terrible" Ilya smirked and everyone took the shot. Ilya who was 3 shots deep started feeling brave "Svetlana i take your turn okay?" Svetlana shrugged her shoulders. She knew Ilya would just take it anyways "never have i ever gave someone a blowjob while they were on the phone to their best friend" Ilya and Rose took the shot "damn Rose it seems we are better than them" said Ilya who was drooling for some reason "alright we'll have one more question then we are moving on to game number 2, any volunteers" Svetlana raised her hand. she felt she deserved it since her turn was rudely stolen. "ok" she began "never have i ever had sex with a girl" everyone took the shot. Shane went wide eyed and Ilya inhaled the shot and started coughing loudly "before you ask it was one time and me and the other girl were both drunk" It seemed Rose still had some secrets which surprised Shane. "for me it was multiple time but never same woman twice" Svetlana said casually but Ilya looked like she had just murdered his husband right in front of him "we should go onto game 2" Shane suggested trying to distract Ilya.
Game number 2 was truth or dare. Everyone was feeling tipsy by this point and Rose had just brought out the cans of German beer that were chilling in the fridge. As they sipped on their beers, Rose explained the game. "alright peeps" she said with a slight lisp that came on whenever she drank "this is what I like to call "dirty" truth or dare, where its just truth or dare but dirty". Shane knew Ilya wanted to do stuff with other people before they got married but he had never brought it up since. He wondered how Ilya was going to react. Svetlana had a pleased look on her face "do you remember what happened during the off-season in 2006 when we played this, Ilya?" she said with a snort/chuckle. Ilya shuddered and shook his head. He absolutely did not want to remember being so drunk he kissed Sasha in front of his then girlfriend. That relationship lasted all of 3 days after that. He was just 15 when it happened and he had only been with the girl 2 weeks at that point. But at 15, that is an achievement not many people made. Shane asked him what happened but he just shook his head again. Ilya had to take a moment to collect himself after remembering that but when he collected himself, they were ready to play "dirty" truth or dare. They played rock, paper, scissors again to decide who went first and landed on of all people, Ilya. Shane did not know what he was going to do but he was afraid. "Svetlana" Ilya began "truth or dare?". His words lingered in the air for a moment as Svetlana thought. "dare" she finally answered. Ilya thought for a moment of what to say "ahh I have a good one" he said with the biggest grin "do a body shot off Rose" he had a mischevious look on his face which made Shane shake his head. Svetlana looked at Rose who shrugged her shoulders and grabbed the fancy vodka, took off her shirt, lay on her back and poured about 3 shots worth of vodka onto her stomach. Svetlana grinned, kneeled down beside her and licked her stomach clean. "Rose why do you taste of vanilla?" she said stumbling up off her knees "ah that would be my new lotion" Rose explained, "I have a brand deal with bath and body works and I get so much stuff for free" Svetlana seemed happy with this explanation but if you had told her that Rose naturally tasted like that, she probably would have believed you. It was Rose's turn now. she scanned the others, deciding who to choose landing on Shane. "Shane" . He tensed up. "will you truth or.." she paused and raised an eyebrow "will you dare?" she attempted to say with a creepy tone but it just didn't work. Shane decided to play it safe for now "truth" he replied. It seemed Rose had been thinking about what to ask him because she spoke immediatley. "is there a room in this house you and Ilya had not have sex in?". Ilya laughed hard and Shane put his head down in embarrasment and replied with a quiet "no". Rose spat out her drink and Svetlana laughed. Shane poured another shot into the glass that was hanging around his neck and took another one after that. He knew he could not be sober to survive the night. It was now Shanes turn and he knew exactly who he was going to ask. "Svetlana" he slurred "truth or dare". She took a minute to decide what to pick but eventually settled on truth "do you think Rose is hot?". The question made Rose blush but Svetlana didn't even blink "of course I do" she turned to Rose "she is beautiful" Roses face went so red she had to put her head down. Ilya giggled and Shane had a good idea. Svetlana was about to speak but Shane butted in "I'm really sorry Svetlana but I need your turn" she sighed and took another shot. She was too sober for this. "Ok, Ilya" he perked up "truth or dare". Ilya got an evil grin on his face "dare" he said. Shane predicted this. "I dare you to make out with rose". Rose choked on air and Ilya had to process this for a moment "Rose?" Ilya said shocked "Shane what are you trying to do here" said Rose trying to make sense of what was happening. "guys I promise you'll see where I'm going with this". This was all so confusing for each of them but with a little more convincing from Shane and two more shots each they agreed. Rose leaned in and Ilya cupped her cheek in his hand and began slowly kissing her. Shane found this so sexy and turned to Svetlana who seemed to be thinking the same. They sat there for a moment just watching then Svetlana turned to Shane and before anyone knew what was happening, they had began making out. Ilya and Rose had broken apart by this point and were just watching the show in front of them. Not even Ilya knew he could get so hard watching his husband be intimate with somebody else but he was loving it. Rose was so turned on not even biting her lip could stop her from pouncing at Svetlana grabbing her face and kissing her so hard she nearly fell backwards. The two husbands just watched for a moment before Ilya straddled Shane and began aggresively making out with him. He also started pawing at Shanes waistband but he smacked Ilyas hand away. "Upstairs. now" said Ilya with a growl that made everyone stop what they were doing and listen to him. Before anyone moved Shane of course, had to clear things up "ok so are we gonna have sex now or what because this is all happening very fast". Ilya and rose rolled their eyes "Shane just shut up and let us upstairs. We can just make it up as we go along" said Rose. She just needed a bed and her clothes off as soon as possible. Svetlana took Ilya's and Rose's hand and marched up the stairs. Shane was still super confused but that boner definitley was not going to go away on its own and the thought of seeing his husband doing sexual things to sexy people while he watched gave him goosebumps. He ran up the stairs after them and when he entered the room, Svetlana and Ilya were making out while Rose was taking her clothes off. Shane pushed rose onto the bed and started undressing her while kissing her whole body. Svetlana nudged him over to the side and took over for Shane in undressing rose. His dick was starting to have a pulse when Ilya grabbed him and started unbuttoning his shirt while kissing him sloppily. Once everyone was undressed, they sat on the bed awkwardly "so what now" said Rose "we let the birthday boy choose of course!" Ilya's eyes went dark with lust "I have been planning what for what I would do in this situation for many years" he said in a deep tone it nearly sounded like the rumble of thunder. "alright birthday boy" said Shane "how can we please you today?" Shane chuckled but Ilya was not going to be messing around here. This may be his one opportunity to do something like this. Ilya went into the bedside table and took out a bottle of edible massage oil. Ilya loved using this because it was cherry flavoured. As Rose and Svetlana poured some of the oil on to their hands, Ilya pulled over a chair. He was going to enjoy this.
Shane lay on the bed, stomach down while the girls got on the bed kneeling on opposite sides facing Shane. They looked toward Ilya who was pouring a beer into a pint glass for instruction. "massage him" he said sitting back down. He wanted to be the one massaging him but this would be so much hotter. When Rose and Svetlana began Shane was on cloud 9. It was so relaxing but at the same time, so fucking hot. He turned his head to look at his husband looking like a Greek god sitting in that chair, god did Shane get lucky. Ilya began to touch his rock hard dick but Shane was not going to take that. He took a risk doing something that Ilya had been vocal about wanting before their marriage, and he was going to make him enjoy it as much as possible. "can't you have some patience?" Shane said with the assertive tone that only came out during moments like this. Ilya smirked and stopped. He loved when his usually soft-spoken husband used that voice on him, it literally gave him chills. Shane was making these soft moans of pleasure that clearly made everyone feel something as Svetlana leaned over Shane while still massaging him and began softly kissing rose. Ilya felt so alive. He had spoken about wanting to do stuff with other people before he and Shane got married but after the wedding, he didn't bring it up once. Of course he still wanted to but he was fiercely loyal to his husband and did not want to give him the wrong idea by asking for something like this so the thought of Shane doing something like this for him on his birthday made him feel so loved. "lick the oil off him" commanded Ilya. Rose and Svetlana parted and started to slowly lick him back, shoulders and arms. Shane flipped over and poured some of the oil on his stomach and chest. Rose began to massage his chest while Svetlana ran her tongue up his torso. Shane and Ilya both moaned a little at the same time because that was honestly the hottest thing either of them has either of them had ever seen. Rose crawled behind Shanes head and sat at the top of the bed for a moment. Then, she leaned over and licked the remainder of the oil off Shanes pecs, then down his abs, taking her time to get all of the edible oil off. She continued down until she reached the base of his dick and she was sitting right on his face. Shane immediatley snapped out of his relaxed state when he noticed what was happening. He turned to look at Ilya who was now sitting forward in his seat which told Shane everything he needed to know. Shane slowly caressed Roses clit with his tongue while she moaned softly with Shanes pulsing dick in her mouth. Ilya and Svetlana were practically drooling while watching it and Ilya couldn't just sit there and do nothing. Ilya practically lunged at Svetlana who was staring intently at Rose who was still riding Shane's face. Ilya pulled Svetlana to the very edge of the bed and pinned her hands behind her head and began telling her how beautiful she was in Russian while kissing down her body, taking an extra moment to softly run his tongue over her nipples making her inhale sharply. Ilya slowly made his way down to Svetlana's throbbing pussy and slowly ran his tongue up and down as softly as he could making her squirm but Ilya was not going to give her what she wanted, not just yet. While that was happening, Shane was on fire. He never knew how exciting something like this could be. "Ro- Rose, slow down" he managed to say. Originally, he did not care how long he lasted, this was meant to be for Ilya not him. But now, he wanted to last for as long as possible. Rose lifted her pussy off Shanes face and said "good idea, I'm getting close too". The two of them just sat there watching Ilya softly but passionately eat Svetlana out which actually made Shane a bit jealous. So, he tapped Svetlana and told her to move and put his ass directly in front of Ilyas face and he got straight to work doing what he does best. While this was happening, Svetlana got off the bed, lay on the floor and started sucking Ilyas cock which made him moan so hard you would swear it hurt. rose got a bored look on her face "surely you guys have toys, right?" she said. Shane could not speak but he did not want Ilya to stop what he was doing. "bedside.. table.. drawer" he managed to pant out. Rose had always wondered what their collection had grown to over the years and wow, was it a big collection. She found one that was purple and about 12 inches. she ran to the bathroom and gave it a wash with soap and water as quickly as she could and dove back onto the bed where Shane and Ilya were now in an Eiffel tower position where Shane was getting the blowjob and Ilya was fucking Svetlana. Rose grabbed some lube and settled in for the show. She squirted some of the lube into her hand and ran it up and down the dildo a few times before rubbing it up and down her pussy. She slowly inserted the dildo while locking eyes with Svetlana who was getting fucked from the front and the back. She did not think this was how the night was gonna go. Shane and Ilya were dangerously close to finishing. Svetlana got off them and went over to rose while Ilya put Shane on his back and his legs wrapped around Ilyas neck. Shane was still open from when Ilya ate him out so Rose passed the lube and he slicked himself up and slowly inserted himself in. "you gonna come for me Shane?" he said in a low tone and Shane could do nothing but moan as a reply. He was so close. Svetlana went into the sex toy drawer and found a double ended dildo that had arrived instead of the one Shane had ordered and the website didn't accept returns. Rose quickly grabbed the lube and spread it on one side while Svetlana spread some over the other side. they put it between them and slowly started grinding against each other. it didn't take long for Shane to start panting harder and saying things like "fuck your so big" and "god I'm gonna come". He let out one more god Ilya I'm gonna-" before he let out some high pitched moans and came all over his own stomach. Ilya let out a groan and came on Shanes stomach too. They both remained in the same position catching their breath but also looking at Rose and Svetlana grinding against each other when Svetlana said "oh Rose, oh my-" and let out a moan so loud Ilya was sure the neighbours heard it. Finally, Rose panted harder and said "god, fuck-" and she let out more moans but quieter. Ilya volunteered to grab some towels and more beers. he threw a towel and a beer at everyone and lay down with his head on Shanes stomach and his legs across Svetlana's lap who had her head on Roses chest. Ilya let out a deep breath and with a smile he said to himself "happy birthday to me".