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Twilight sparkle jiggle her balls to Niagara Falls.
Flutter shy grinned and wrote a note “Dear all truck or treaters I’m coming back for that as if I ain’t get that butt last year this year it’s getting smashed, I ain’t pulling up in no granny costume that shit hard to run in, I’m pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in”
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The fluorescent lights beamed down onto flutter shy and twilight sparkle, pony’s chatter making the diner's lively atmosphere feel more awake.
“Hey yall what can I get yall for tonight yall” Some pink 7ft pony came up and cheered, sounding like a stupid country bitch.
“U-uh my alpha am I allowed to speak?” She muttered a shy little squeak to her voice as her large blue doe eyes looking up at her big purple alpha Twilight sparkle.
“What?” Twilight questioned
“C-c-cum– I mean can I speak to her?” Fluttershy stammered
“Yes you can speak to her” twilight grumbled eyeing up the waitress as her omega with a tiny petite hourglass figure sat in front of her.
“Uh can I just get a milkshake..” Fluttershy uttered.
“Uh well yes is that all?.” The stupid fat obese waitress cheered a wide smile on big fat mouth with yellow rotting teeth spilling out her mouth.
“Uh alpha can i get some fries or will i be too obese to be on top of your Dasani 12 inch dih?” Fluttershy quaked.
“No omega you’ll be fine jsut get some.” Twilight growled
“Uh ok well if that all I’ll be going” the stupid country pony walked away her 20 inch dildo hanging out her ass
*I am a coconut starts playing*
“Ooo it smells like fish”
“Do I hear macaroni?”
“Grrr these enigmas are ruining this moment omega grrr.” Twilight growled as her 20 inch dih pumped in and out of Fluttershy.
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“ROAR I HATE EVERYONE" Fluttershy screamed tearing apart the whole diner and screaming
“Wingardihehavalloda” Harry Potter yelled stopping flutter shy in her tracks
“Baby girl this isn’t you!” He screamed out as tears flew down his cheeks
Lighting McQueen needs an oil change and his pussy stinks.
He let out his old oil onto Fluttershy making her moan out
“Avada Kedavra” Voldemort yelled making Harry Potter explode
“NOO HARRY!! NAD MCQUEEF STOP OILING ON ME !!” Fluttershy cried out screaming until a thick milk started to roll down her legs.
Judy hoops appeared shaking her furry bbl ass, “do you like it nick? Your daddy paid for it. ALL YOUR GETTING IS MY FURRY ASS”
“STOP SHAKING ASS ON ME!” Nick exclaimed angry “GRRR”
“Well heya everyone” share a bear smiled but seeing what was happening she screamed a bunny shaking ass on a fox, a car oiling on a pony, and voldemort shoving his wand up his pussy.
“Make my man come back-alosa” Voldemort yelled
“Oi you fucking wnaker IM OZZY OSBURUNE AND IM GONA RIDE IN THAT CAUR!”
Ozzy ran full sleep at lighting McQueen ripping off his door and watching as the oil and water gushed out
“AHHH STIP THAT WAS MY ARM!””
“I don’t fucking care you cunt.” Ozzy yelled as he grabbed a fork on a nearby table and started to scratch the paint off of McQueen.
The screams of McQueen filled the diner as his red paint was ripped off his car body inch by inch until he was left as a plain car just dying.
“Heheh this is quite a situation!” Micheal Jackson laughed as his feet shuffled against the ceiling paint.
Spider-Man laughed as his butt gyrated against the diner wall.
“I’m gonna bite this bats head off!” Ozzy yelled as blood gushed out of the neck of a fruit bat, its squeaks ceasing as Ozzy grabbed its head in between his jaws and ripped upward beheading the fragile creature.
“I’m cereal!" Max caulfeild exclaimed as she tried to get Chloe and Micheal Jackson off the ceiling to stop moon walking, “this ain’t a flipping arctic monkey's mosh pit.”
“G-guys c-can we stop!” Fluttershy moaned out seeing the chaos ensue around her
“Well according to my calculations carrying a possum in your pocket while going inside a club is gonna make you less wanted to molest.”
Joe Bartolozzi explained his index finger up as he looked liek a fucking nerd.
A bass line from the stage in the diner started and Chloe stood up at the microphone her put pressed against the metal, “PFTTTT” the fart rung through the whole area stinking it all up
“This is my first video on instagram, I’m not wearing a shirt it’s a shirtless jam ooqiaijwkaiakakaksja” Brendon Urie hopped on stage singing his heart out as he grabbed onto Ryan rosses waist his saliva covered lips smaking against Ryan’s, mwah mwhab.
“OMG HOMOSEXUALS!” Dipper pines yelled oit a crack in his puberty voice coming out
“Dipper! That's mean don’t say that!” Mabel exclaimed as her fist collided with dippers shoulder, Mabel pines doesn’t stand for homophobia she is ally.
“FAGGOTS FAGGOTS FAGGOTS FAGGOTS YOUR EMO AND STUPID AND BRENDON YOU NEED TO PUT A SHIRT ON I DONT LIKE SHIRTLESS JAMS!” Ronnie Radke yelled out his elongated face turning red with homophobia.
“Stop being homophobic-olosia!” Voldemort yelled out, making Ronnie Radtke turn into ash and fall to the ground.
“MOSH PARTY!”” Chloe yelled out.
“COCONUT COCONUT I AM A COCONUT!” Brendon started to sing into the microphone.
Everyone starts dancing and yelling but on the second floor a Congoline of human fall flat people dancing but then one fell and it starts a domino effect they fall onto everyone in the middle of the moshpit.