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"I was the one that brought the recipe!"
"Shut it, rich boy! I was the one stirring it! I put more effort!"
"Hey! I'd stir it myself, I just took a little break!"
"A little break yes like: lazing about in the sauna while the batch melted and I had to start over!"
"What is this ruckus?" exclaimed Tsurumi, as he strode into the main hall. Superior Private Usami and Second Leutenant Koito ceased their tug of war over a pot and thrown a sharp salute each. Sergeant Tsukishima caught the porcelain pot that they dropped, the one they were fighting over.
"Leutenant Tsurumi, sir! Try a spoonful of this!"
Usami holds up a shimmering plain thick metal spoon with no engravings on it. He knows Tsurumi likes his spoons plain and heavy. Usami gestures to the pot that Tsukishima is holding.
Koito is whispering into Tsukishima's ear.
"He says it's a present from him personally, but I have to add that it was a team effort of Superior Private Usami and Second Leutenant Koito."
Koito glared at him.
Tsukishima sighed "I thought a little team project would bring them together"
Tsurumi thrown his palm forward dramatically gesturing to the pot "Well! Let's try it then!"
With bated breath Usami and Koito observed how gracefully Tsurumi swiped the spoon off Usami's hands, spun around on his heels a few times and stabbed the spoon into the pot. He carved out a bit of it's pale green contents and brought it to his sensual, luxuriosly adorned with his heart-tickling moustache, lips.
He shot his tongue out to taste it like a lizard checking its surroundings.
Koito collapsed onto a fainting couch that Tsukishima kicked under him just in time. A shiver went through Usami and he froze and turned his knees inward.
"Spectacular! Hand made flavored ice cream.. and.. hmm what is this?"
He kept machine gunning the little spoonful of ice cream with his tongue. Koito put his head in hands. Usami kept standing but his ears became deep red.
"Such refreshing flavor.. It's!! Cucumber!"
He licked off the spoonful and sucked on it and kept tonguing it in his mouth. He hummed with approval, shook his head and clapped.
"Outstanding! This is what marvel of teamwork tastes like."
Tsurumi turned to the fainting couch.
"Second Leutenant Koito, you simply must try it" he said flicking the spoon.
Tsurumi scooped a spoonful more and held a hand under the spoon so as to not spill anything. He sauntered toward Koito.
Koito fainted.
"Oh"
He turned to Usami instead and brought the spoon to his lips.
Usami's eyes widened and he fluttered his beautiful eyelashes at Tsurumi.
"Now, Private, say ahhh"
"Ahh~~" Usami breathed out.
Tsurumi leaned the spoon inside his mouth and then turned it back and ate the ice cream off it. He took the little pot off Tsukishima's hands and poked the air with a spoon in Tsukishima's direction.
"Nicely done, Sergeant!"
He strolled toward his office.