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ROZANOV LOCKED DOWN? Sightings confirm a mysterious girlfriend!
[Photo 1: Paparazzi shot of Ilya walking down a busy street in Boston in jeans and a tank top, sunglasses on and one arm slung round Svetlana’s shoulders. She is wearing a chic minidress and eyeing him with a smirk and a raised eyebrow. They look completely comfortable with each other. Photo 2: Low quality picture snapped on a phone of Svetlana in one of Ilya’s reserved seats at a game. She is not looking at the camera, instead grinning at the ice with the straw of her slushy between her teeth. She is wearing Ilya’s jersey and gold glittery eyeshadow to match. Photo 3: Another phone picture, this time of Ilya at a party, wearing a thin, half-translucent shirt and looking up from his phone to the side, where Svetlana is just in frame. She’s in a short, shiny, green cocktail dress and dangerously high heels. She is holding two drinks and clearly heading Ilya’s way.]
Fans of MLH superstar Ilya Rozanov are surely heartbroken over the news that he now appears to be off the market! The renowned playboy, often spoken of for his promiscuous and partying ways, has now been confirmed to be in a relationship with this mystery girl. Her name has not yet been uncovered, but she has been photographed several times in the company of her newly-minted boyfriend, and witnesses say they obviously have an intimate bond. Sources close to the couple state, “They’re very in love. She’s a sucker for him, naturally.” It is left to be wondered whether Rozanov has finally settled down, or if having a girlfriend will deter him from continuing his old lifestyle…Read More
raiders girlie @itscominghome
Wait for real??? Rozanov has a serious gf????
Carlie @carlieloveshockey
Theyre both so hot I fear im too bi for this
Jake @firstruleoffightclub
This is so dumb. She’s just this week’s puck bunny.
--- BB @beeeeee2879
Replying to @firstruleoffightclub
Bro dont talk about women like that its so disrespectful
Lilac Sky @lululovespurple
Rozanov this rozanov that WHO IS THIS BADDIE?
PrettyLiLi @lililili
“promiscuous” lmao why is tmz out here slut shaming rozanov
JayLee @toodeepinfandomnow
Hang on I swear ive seen this woman somewhere before
--- Devi @devidivine
Replying to @toodeepinfandomnow
Yh same she looks rlly familiar?
--- Min for the Win @minnieeee
Replying to @devidivine
Isnt that svetlana vetrova?? She sells luxury cars or smth but her dad was a hockey player I think
--- Devi @devidivine
Replying to @minnieeee
Omg oomf ur right I recognise her from an ad for her car company
Sveta<3: www.tmz.com/rozanov-locked-down-?...
Sveta<3: lol
oh? you are sucker for me?
i did not know this
Sveta<3: they think u could pull me this is the funniest thing ive seen since u tried to fight a badger
so mean to me :(
Sveta<3: go cry
svetaaaaa
:(
Sveta: r u going to whine or r u going to let me tell u my plan to fuck with them
…
im listening
Sveta: :)
Jane 💖💖💖: Are you and Svetlana okay? Do you want Farah to prepare anything?
no dont worry moy lyubov sveta has a plan
Jane 💖💖💖: Okay…
Jane 💖💖💖: That’s really not as comforting as you think it is
:)
you are not jealous?
Jane 💖💖💖: Sure, maybe a little
Jane 💖💖💖: But I trust you, and Svetlana is like your Rose
that is true
…
i will have to be nice to rose wont i
Jane 💖💖💖: She’s very excited to meet you!
Jane 💖💖💖: You should probably be afraid.
Jane 💖💖💖: And I can’t wait to properly meet Svetlana!
she will love you
ya tebya lyublyu <3
Jane 💖💖💖: ya tebya lyublyu ❤️
Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Photo: Svetlana in a black sparkly jumpsuit and matching shoes, curls piled on top of her head. She is down on one knee as if proposing and holding out a small posy of pink flowers in place of a ring box. Ilya is also dressed up in dark slacks and a crisp shirt with the sleeves cuffed. He is clutching his hand to his chest and appears to be swooning dramatically.
Caption: hi @TMZ Ilya is the sucker for me, obviously.
Ilya Rozanov @RozOfficial
We are thinking spring wedding yes?
--- Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Replying to @RozOfficial
Sure baby 😘
BB @beeeeee2879
DID SHE ACTUALLY JUST @ THEM IM CRYING
raiders girlie @itscominghome
Omg are they dating for real then??
PrettyLiLi @lililili
I can’t tell how much of this is serious but im here for it😭
Carlie @carlieloveshockey
This is so cute tho!!!!!
JayLee @toodeepinfandomnow
Are they together or just fucking with everyone im so confused
boy aquarium @raidingboston9377
Oh wow hes so 🔥🔥🔥
--- Lilac Sky @lululovespurple
Replying to @raidingboston9377
Nvm him, have you seen HER? Svetlana vetrova do you know I would die for you
Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Photo: Selfie of Svetlana with her hair pinned away from her face on one side, big, gold hoop earrings and immaculate makeup on, smiling smugly at the camera. Cliff Marleau is smacking a kiss on her cheek.
Caption: new beau if you’re interested
Cliff Marleau @CliffMarly
Dinner on Saturday?
--- Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Replying to @CliffMarly
Ofc ❤️
Min for the Win @minnieeee
?? I thought this was rozanovs girl ??? whys she with Marleau
raiders girlie @itscominghome
Woah they broke up??
Liz taylorrr @ogswiftie
Not even surprised tbh probably got tired of roz sleeping around
PrettyLiLi @lililili
Okay im calling it shes been trolling everyone from the start
boy aquarium @raidingboston9377
She moved on from roz with his alternate wtf im dying
Lilac Sky @lululovespurple
Damnnn this girl has game (and apparently a thing for hockey guys??)
Devi @devidivine
I have no idea what shes doing but I support her rights and wrongs
zaynab @feltcutemightdelete
If I were rozanov id be pissed ngl
Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Photo: Svetlana in a burgundy velvet dress and gold sandals, her hair loose. She is standing on a roof terrace somewhere under fairy lights with a cityscape in the background. On one side of her is Gloria Grey, wearing a black off-the-shoulder dress and diamond jewellery, and on the other is Carter Vaughn, looking dapper in a sharp, dark grey suit. They are both smushing their cheeks into Svetlana’s, and all three are grinning.
Caption: The only couple allowed to like my vibe
Gloria Grey @realgloriagrey
Come to New York again soon boo xxx
--- Carter Vaughn @CVaughnOfficial
Replying to @realgloriagrey
We’ll have fun! ;)
--- Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Replying to @CVaughnOfficial
xoxo babes ;)
Carlie @carlieloveshockey
THE BADDIE IS BI???
JayLee @toodeepinfandomnow
What is even happening atp
boy aquarium @raidingboston9377
Holy shit theyre all so fineeee
Min for the Win @minnieeee
wait how does she even know gloria grey and carter Vaughn?
--- Devi @devidivine
Replying to @minnieeee
Maybe through roz if they dated?
PrettyLiLi @lililili
Oh come on she has to be fucking with us now
BB @beeeeee2879
Why is she legit hilarious tho 😭😭😭
Unknown number: hello jane
Unknown number: i have a proposition for u
???
Who is this?
Unknown number: my name is svetlana
Oh
OH
And you know who I am?
Svetlana: obviously
Svetlana: u are joint best hockey player in the NHL
Huh.
Fair enough
What’s your proposition?
Svetlana: :)
Oh no
Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Photo: Svetlana in a swishy white skirt and navy camisole shirt with wedge heels. She is hugging Shane Hollander, wearing a white and navy striped polo shirt to match her outfit. He has his arms wrapped around her waist and is lifting her clean off the ground, her knees bent to kick up her feet behind her and her elbows draped round his neck. They are beaming at each other playfully.
Caption: I hear Montréal is nice this time of year
Shane Hollander @SHollanderHockey
Lovely seeing you Sveta ❤️
--- Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
Replying to @ShollanderHockey
Likewise 😙
BB @beeeeee2879
SHANE HOLLANDER???
boy aquarium @raidingboston9377
This is the funniest possible plot twist
PuckOff @hockeyyyy2424
Lmao she really said tmz get my name out of your mouth
Devi @devidivine
Honestly the only thing all of this has confirmed is that Svetlana vetrova has bad bitch energy
MetrosNo1Fangirl @gomontrealgo
Ik this is all a prank but like… shane and Svetlana… do u see the vision
--- zaynab @feltcutemightdelete
Replying to @gomontrealgo
Idk personally I still ship him with rose
Carlie @carlieloveshockey
Svetlana are you taking applications 👀
--- Lilac Sky @lululovespurple
Replying to @carlieloveshockey
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE *Katniss gif*
SVETA???
Sveta<3: :)
Sveta<3: he is very funny ilyusha i see why u like him
he is mine
Sveta<3: best hands in the league…
MINE SVETA
Sveta<3: lol
Sveta<3: i want to tease but
Sveta<3: he is just as smitten
:D
Ilya Rozanov @RozOfficial
Photo: Selfie of Svetlana and Ilya squished together on a sofa, both smirking at the camera, wearing black tank tops and sweatpants. Svetlana has her legs thrown over Ilya’s lap and his arm is curled around her shoulders.
Caption: What, best friends do not exist in America?
Svetlana Vetrova @svetavet
@TMZ I hope everyone has learnt something from this experience <3
Bonus – Live Rose Reaction:
Rose🌹: SHANE
Rose🌹: WHO IS THAT GORGEOUS WOMAN
???
Rose🌹: www.instagram.com/rozofficial.what-best-friends-do-no...
Rose🌹: well???
Ohhh
That’s Svetlana, she’s Ilya’s best friend from Russia.
Rose🌹: im gonna faint
Are you okay?
Rose???
Rose🌹: don’t mind me just mourning that my best friend hasnt introduced me to a literal goddess
You’re so dramatic
One of these days I’ll actually have a heart attack
Rose🌹: ill say a beautiful eulogy at ur funeral ❤️
🙄