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Rated: PG-13
Pairing: Minor Devo/Rubber Soul
Summary: What if Rubber Soul and Devo were able kill their targets in SC?
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This was too easy~
That’s what was going on in Rubber Soul’s mind as his stand Yellow Temperance, an amorphous yellow substance, that’s abilities were perfect for infiltrating and assassinations was bound to him. But one other ability it had was ‘consuming’. Like the last bits of bone and cloth in it’s ‘Goo’ of his latest target. A Japanese student by the name of Jotaro Kujo. Taking on the disguise of the brute’s friend, a traitor by the name of Noriaki Kakyoin who had been aiding him and his group into finding DIO. The very same man that hired him to kill Jotaro. The boy was too busy acting all tough and lone wolf in front of that little girl latched on to him to notice anything until they got to the Singapore cable cars and Jotaro got in a lucky shot.
But that didn’t matter. Once his stand attached itself to the teenager’s finger it was all over. Although the brat did get him into the water and almost ‘tried’ to drown him. It was no uses and Jotaro was screaming as the bloody stump he called a hand dyed the harbor red that day and the rest of his body was being slowly consumed with Rubber watching with a smile.
Now his job was to ONLY to kill Jotaro Kujo for that 100 million dollars reward and Rubber knew the rest of the Joestar group was on high alert after what Devo did the day before. So he did not peruse the rest of course, no need to do overtime if you’re not getting pay for it right?
But oh boy, if only the elder Joestar took note of what happen to the Frenchman before and kept his grandson close, he would have avoided losing a family member instead of pissing about in a hotel room all day. And speaking of hotels…Waiting for the Joestar group and getting Devo into the right room was easy as well for someone as talented as Rubber Soul. When he was teamed up with the shaman, they traveled to Singapore after news of the orangutan Forever was defeated on the South China Sea. The first hotel they saw nearest to the harbor they decided to stay there and set up their trap till the Joestar group came to land.
The game plan Rubber came up was simple. He would find a keyman who worked at the front desk. Kill and take his form for a few days and get a few rooms and their keys off the board for him and Devo to stay in without anyone knowing. At night they would switch around from the rooms from time to time and know when the maids will come in and what floor in the morning so they can get out of there for the day and come back. But during days without the cleaning maids coming in, Devo would mainly be in one of the rooms for a day and Rubber would be at the front desk keeping an eye out for the target.
But the best part was this, when the Joestar group came in, as the keyman Rubber would give them main three keys they took earlier on three different floor out of about twenty floors. Since there five of them they would for safety either break off into two per room with one left over in their own or three would be in one room and two would be in another but one of those rooms will have a nasty surprise waiting for them. His partner Devo would be hiding in one of them and well start his ‘Magic’. If the Joestar group got a room Devo wasn’t in then at least they knew exactly which room they were in to get the jump on them later. And if they picked a different hotel all together then they would just have to move base there instead.
But luck was on their side. After three days and nights of hiding, working behind a front desk, raiding other hotel rooms mini bars so not to give themselves away and to put up with the most morbid pillow talks Rubber Soul ever had to suffer through every morning with Devo, finally their targets arrived.
Although the group didn’t ditch the kid, Rubber just grabbed a random extra key and added it to the mix. Yes Devo would be pretty mad if he got a kid instead of a stand user but it couldn’t be avoided. Rubber didn’t believe in full blown luck but he did believe that Stand users attract each other.So maybe they would have Lady Luck on their side again and an hour later Rubber found out she was smiling on Devo now.
The cops and fire department came rushing in to handle a fire in one of the rooms on the 9th floor right after. A floor that had one of the rooms Devo and him were holding for their plan. Sneaking up there to see the damage, the room look like something from a slasher film, a missing bellhop was found in there. His entire face slice off with a straight razor and body shoved upside down in a closet. Bet Devo had his little puppet do that little trick. The whole room cover in blood, stab marks alcohol and a burned out hair dryer on the bed that caused the fire But what really made cops vomit and the elder Joestar member scream ‘OH MY GOD’ so loud that Rubber could hear it from the front desk was under the bed...
Jean Pierre Polnareff. Another traitor to DIO and part of the Joestar group was tied under the bed and base on the body was stabbed and burned alive back to front so badly he looked like one of those ash bodies from Pompeii on the floor with hair.
Rubber later on found Devo sitting in the men’s toilet stall with the most satisfying look on his face. As if he had a sex/murder combo for half off or something. Even if he had lost an eye and a hole in his tongue thanks to a sharp sword, it looked like Devo was on cloud nine. The Yellow Temperance user had to drag the shaman out of there before the cops started searching the whole place now. After a day Rubber went back to the hotel to take care of his target.
The fools didn’t even leave the place after one of their own was killed. And now after Kujo, two were down and Devo and him earned a sweet hundred million in a spans of a few days. It was worth a broken nose for Rubber that day.
Now after calling that hag Enya to give their successful report, it was back to Egypt to claim their reward.