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Architectural Digest 
@ArchDigest
When asked to describe the interiors of their Ottawa home in one word, hockey’s “First Husbands” couldn’t seem to agree 🤔
@ShaneHollander: “Ergonomic.”
@rozanov81: “Sexy.”
Who’s right? Take the #HollanovHouseTour and decide for yourself here 👉 archdg.co/k4ds9t
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grace
@amazinggrace
Now why do they look like they just rolled out of bed 😭 #HollanovHouseTour
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rachel @frequentflyer · Replying to @amazinggrace
I mean, if I shared a bed with Shane Hollander and/or Ilya Rozanov I wouldn’t get out until the last possible second either 😏
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aly @youhavestolenmyheart · Replying to @amazinggrace
Idk I kinda like it 🤷 Usually these videos are sooo staged and stiff, but watching this felt like I was just FaceTiming with my (very rich, very famous) friends haha
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grace @amazinggrace · Replying to @youhavestolenmyheart
No, I agree! They seemed very relaxed, especially Shane ♥️
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rachel @frequentflyer · Replying to @amazinggrace
Orgasms will do that you 😏
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kitty
@pspsps
Can’t believe Ilya said the LIVING ROOM was his favourite room of the house #HollanovHouseTour
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kim @callmebeepme · Replying to @pspsps
Right??? I was so sure he was gonna say the bedroom! Maybe throw in a cheeky “this is where the magic happens 😉” for good measure
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celia @17caratgold · Replying to @callmebeepme
He’s a (fur) father now, gotta keep things PG 😔
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mira
@loqueseavecina
Watching the #HollanovHouseTour and I’m so jealous of their back patio 😩 The view is spectacular and that hammock looks sooo comfortable!
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fiona @feefifofum · Replying to @loqueseavecina
IKR?! Like imagine curling up in that hammock on a sunny afternoon with a glass of wine and a good book 😍
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elle
@elleohelle
Sooo…was anyone gonna tell me that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have a whole ass SEX COUCH in their living room, or was I supposed to just find out by myself? #HollanovHouseTour
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rage @againstthemachine · Replying to @elleohelle
ELABORATE PLEASE
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elle @elleohelle · Replying to @againstthemachine
Check out the couch at 3:46! I thought it looked cool so I googled it, and this is what came up 👀 www.tantrachair.com
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rage @againstthemachine · Replying to @elleohelle
Well I'll be damned
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nacho
@nachoaverageguy
Good news: for only $1,500 (plus shipping), you too can have your very own #HollanovSexCouch!
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gio @giorgiaonmymind · Replying to @nachoaverageguy
$1,500??? In this economy???
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nacho @nachoaverageguy · Replying to @giorgiaonmymind
Rozanov is on $12.5m AAV and Hollander has like 500 brand deals, I think they’ll be okay
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gio @giorgiaonmymind · Replying to @nachoaverageguy
I was referring to myself
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isabelle
@wingardium_leviosa
“KAMA SUTRA DIVAN” I’M SCREAMING #HollanovSexCouch
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amber @thecolourofyourenergy · Replying to @wingardium_leviosa
Shane really said I’m switching the positions for you 😩
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joanna
@mojojojo
Omg and Shane said all their furniture was “ergonomic” 💀 #HollanovSexCouch
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stella @stellaluna · Replying to @mojojojo
The website says it’s designed to help you “enjoy new and exciting sexual positions with ease and comfort.” Doesn’t get more ergonomic than that.
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arthur
@dreamalilbigger
Features of the #HollanovSexCouch:
✅ Award-winning design 🏅
✅ Eco-friendly materials 🌳
✅ Patented dual-arc system 🛠️
✅ Made in the USA 🇺🇸
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maggie @steelmagnolia · Replying to @dreamalilbigger
USA??? Girl, the tariffs...
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paige
@puckadoodledoo
I just want to point out that the #HollanovSexCouch is RIGHT NEXT TO FLOOR-TO-CEILING WINDOWS.
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jess @thecourtjesster · Replying to @puckadoodledoo
Dear Mr @ShaneHollander:
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lea
@promotemeplz
You people are always making everything about sex! It’s disgusting. Everyone knows Shane loves practicing yoga. That couch helps him improve his flexibility and maintain poses for longer. Also, doing it by the window boosts his Vitamin D levels. It is NOT a #HollanovSexCouch you perverts!!!
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rix @inthepalmayourhand · Replying to @promotemeplz
What do you mean by “you people”? 🤨
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justin @sepulchral_voice · Replying to @promotemeplz
Gee, if only there were activities *other than yoga* where improving your flexibility and maintaining poses for longer would come in handy…
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chris @typh00n · Replying to @promotemeplz
Oh I’m sure he’s getting a lot of Vitamin D
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claudine
@onclaud9
I was reading the reviews of the #HollanovSexCouch (for, ya know, educational purposes) and uh….you guys might wanna check this one out:
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tricia @musclemama · Replying to @onclaud9
JANE and LILY from OTTAWA, huh?
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carmela
@drarrygirl
All this talk about the #HollanovSexCouch made me re-watch their house tour to see what else we might have missed.
Guess what the “hammock” on their back patio is actually for 😬
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monica @mon_chichi · Replying to @drarrygirl
#HollanovSexSwing ?
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