[Podfic] Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap)

by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish)

Summary:

[Current Audio Length: 2:24:55]

If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.

Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.

Podfic of Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree).

Notes:

• For sisi_rambles.
• Inspired by Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)

For Sisi, who is wonderful and absolutely rolled with the dm of "Hi I really hope you ship this and are still into this fandom, because I'm here now and I'm obsessed with this and I think it's very much your thing, but I could be wrong I guess?" lol. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have been, thank you for cheerleading my excitement and giving me an excuse to podfic this first chapter IMMEDIATELY.

Thank you always to the author, beakus-freakus (trixree), for allowing podfics; you rock!

Chapter 1

Title	Download	Streaming	Published
Chapter 1	mp3 [0:41:56]		April 18, 2026

Notes:

BLOOPERS: here :)