Seek and ye shall find

by doctor_roc_roger

Summary:

The situationship era, as told through Shane Hollander's and Ilya Rozanov's Google search history (2008-2017)

Notes:

Made an off-handed reference to Shane and Ilya doing "sex homework" (aka research into kinks and aftercare) in this fic:
Hollywood Blow Job Guy & the Dinosaur, or: Hollanov Build a Chosen Family

Couldn't get it out of my head. So here you have it!

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Chapter 1: Shane's Google search history

November 2008

international prospects cup team russia ilya rozanov google translate Илья Розанов Google Search

December 2008

ilya rozanov hockey interview google translate Илья Розанов хоккейное интервью Google Search

June 2009

ilya rozanov nhl draft day ilya rozanov nhl draft day picture how to break up with girlfriend breakup text message is it ok Google Search

July 2009

is boston nice Google Search

August 2009

white water bottle black top Google Search

September 2009

how to flirt Google Search

October 2009

ilya rozanov how to set up google alerts Google Search

November 2009

international prospects cup 2009 team russia Google Search

January 2010

international prospects cup team russia 2009 ilya rozanov picture Google Search

July 2010

what does it mean if guy sets up photoshoot together what to wear for hookup is suit ok for hookup is it gay to give blow job is it gay to like giving blow job how to know if i’m gay Google Search

August 2010

ccm ad ilya rozanov shane hollander blow job technique blow job how to improve technique Google Search

September 2010

best dildo reviews anal sex how to best lube reviews best douche reviews online sex shop discreet Google Search

October 2010

youtube unlikely animal friendships youtube ilya rozanov ilya rozanov calls shane hollander goalie video ilya rozanov shane hollander first nhl face-off 2010 ilya rozanov sweaty ilya rozanov shirtless how to set up secure photo folder Google Search

January 2011

shane hollander ilya rozanov all-stars interview how to know if you like a guy boston-montreal flights Google Search

June 2011

ilya rozanov nhl awards 2011 picture how to know if hookup hates you Google Search

April 2012

montreal-boston playoffs best of Google Search

September 2012

ilya rozanov tmz ilya rozanov girlfriend buying property for sex is it normal Google Search

July 2013

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September 2013

best interior designer montreal Google Search

December 2013

does loving anal sex make you gay can good orgasm make you fall in love how many pillows is too many Google Search

February 2014

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March 2014

what does it mean if crush ignores you lakeside property for sale muskoka Google Search

May 2014

crush still ignoring what to do what is ghosting best architect near muskoka Google Search

June 2014

boston stanley cup win 2014 boston stanley cup win 2014 ilya rozanov closeup hookup no kiss is it normal feeling bad after sex why feeling sad after sex why what is sub drop what is aftercare what is kink how to know what kinks I have Google Search

July 2014

ilya rozanov shane hollander lady byng award presentation video 2014 Google Search

September 2014

ilya rozanov winking compilation Google Search

February 2015

interior designer near muskoka interior designer near muskoka not too many pillows ilya rozanov doing the rozanov Google Search

November 2016

ilya rozanov shirtless what does it mean if hookup says your name what does it mean if hookup makes lunch what does it mean if hookup asks you to stay over napping with hookup what does it mean ilya rozanov svetlana djon-djon address rose landry wikipedia Google Search

December 2016

how to be good boyfriend tips for staying hard during sex erectile dysfunction why am i thinking of other person during sex how to forget crush what to do when you can’t forget crush Google Search

January 2017

ciel address what does it mean if hookup stares at you while making out with someone what to do if crush made out with someone in front of you is it bad for girlfriend to realize you’re gay before you how to know if i'm in love stylist montreal how to tell someone you’re gay how to tell boy you like him alzheimer’s how to support crush with sick parent russia what happens to gay people russia what happens to bisexual people Google Search

February 2017

how to be sure i'm in love Google Search

March 2017

ilya rozanov nashville ilya rozanov not in nashville where is ilya rozanov is ilya rozanov injured is ilya rozanov dead how to support crush through grief Google Search

April 2017

how to ask man i love to take vacation together raiders play-offs schedule Google Search

June 2017

scott hunter kiss scott hunter coming out reactions scott hunter boyfriend name scott hunter speech nhl awards 2017 Google Search

July 2017

how to make crush like your home first sleepover with crush how to prepare what to do to make home welcoming to crush ilya rozanov favorite food burger recipe easy ilya rozanov favorite beer nhl 2017 video game order online how to tell man i love him how to ask man i love to be boyfriend canada how to get citizenship ilya rozanov svetlana sports rivalry changing narrative “i love you” in russian я тебя люблю pronounciation what to cook for dinner after parents find out you're gay what to cook for dinner after parents meet boyfriend Google Search

Notes:

For those who don't have timeline autism like me, yes Shane starts researching Ilya prior to meeting him at the first International Prospects Cup! (As per canon)