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January 5, 8 A.M
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Youtube Video:
RUSSIAN LESSONS A2–B1 (Beginner → Intermediate)
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BEST RUSSIAN TEAMS AND PLAYERS
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Reminder
Practice
Scheduled between 9 a.m to 10 a.m
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Mom
Person B: Did you make it to the rink, honey?
Person A: I am just getting cough drops from the gas station nearby.
Person B: Are you catching a cold? Are you okay?
Person A: No, no. I am okay, sorry.
Person A: They are for a teammate. He was caughing a lot yesterday.
Person B: That's very nice of you honey <3
Person B: Let us know when you are done, David is about to be done with his meeting.
Person B: Also, text me if your friend needs any medicine, we will pick it up on the way
Person A: Thank you.
Person A: I'll see you after the practice 💕
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January 6, 1 day later
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I can see your email address genius.
You can't prank me Ilya, we made this email together. Remember? To prank the OTHER guys.
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made you reply)))
why are you not answering my texts?
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I can see your email address genius.
Sorry, Coach made us shut the phones off. I just logged in from my mom's phone to check my emails.
Are you feeling any better?
The fever can't be that bad if you are sending prank emails :)
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i know i know
you had boring practice without me and now you miss me
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Soup
I DO NOT.
Do you want me to bring chicken or tomato soup on my way?
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it's snowing hollander. go home. i am ok.
winters in moscow are no joke
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Soup
I AM CANADIAN ????
Our winters are arguably worse. Also I have been here for a year, I think I can handle some snow :)
Chicken or tomato soup?
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no need to bring anything.
i am good.
you forget i am strong russian man
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yes but
i do not want you to get sick because of me
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Soup
I'll be there in half an hour.
Also got my phone now, we can text.
Do you even have the logins for this email on your phone anyways?
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no i can only login from this old computer and i think it will die any second.
it is making weird noises now.
hurry i miss you)))
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Apple Maps
You have arrived at your destination
Ilya Rozanov House
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Ilyushka
Person A: Open the door asshole.
Person A: I am standing here like an idiot.
Person B: i am dead hollander
Person B: can not get out of bed
Person A: "I am a strong russian man who does not need soup"
Person B: i can see your face from the camera
Person B: you are so cute
Person B: also i told you to just get in like 5 mins ago on the phone
Person A: It is polite to knock.
Person B: oh yes
Person B: my polite boy
Person B: we know how much you love to polite
Person B: "please fuck me ilya"
Person B: "please ilya let me cum"
Person A: I am coming up.
Person A: You better be in bed dying or I will kill you myself.
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трахни меня
сильнее
study these important russian words
-ilya
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Ilyushka
Person A: I translated the words.
Person A: Asshole.
Person A: Stop leaving them in my bag!!!
Person A: My tutor saw them the other week when you so politely wrote down "I am so hard for you."
Person B: i am helpful best russian tutor
Person B: teaching the words you need the most))))
Person B: better than any of your teachers
Person B: there is another one in your coat pocket too
Person A: Thank the gods you are sick right now.
Person B: yeah or what hollander?))))
Person A: Ilya.
Person B: i know i know you miss being fucked
Person B: i told you i could still fuck you but you were toooooo concerned for my health
Person A: Did you take your meds?
Person B: boringgggg
Person B: i told you i am okay
Person A: Yeah, you couldn't get out of bed all day today. But sure.
Person B: you were in my bed
Person B: why would i get out of it)))))))
Person A: I fed you soup because you said you couldn't hold your arm up?????
Person B: oh you are so cute and naive shane
Person A: 🙄🙄🙄
Person A: But for real are you feeling better?
Person B: i am better is just my head is hurting a little
Person A: I told you we shouldn't have watched TV.
Person B: come take care of meeeee then
Person B: told you to stay but you left me to die alone((((((
Person A: We didn't know if Andrei was coming back. I will be right there tomorrow after practice <3
Person A: who knew you would turn into such a baby when you are sick.
Person B: i hate it here
Person B: is lonely without you
Person A: I know you missed fucking me Ilya stop crying 🙄🙄🙄
Person B: no shane not just
Person B: yeah right
Person B: yes just fucking right
Person A: ??
Person B: nothing
Person B: thank you for the meds and soup
Person B: see you tomorrow hollander
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Ilyushka
Person B: why did i get a slimey blue weird pack in the mail ?
Person A: Put it in the freezer first!
Person A: Then when it's cold put it on your head.
Person A: You said it was hurting from the fever.
Person A: Why are you acting like you have never seen a cold compress before?
<Person B: i can put frozen meat
Person B: like normal person
Person B: you still don't know the russian ways hollander
Person A: 🙄
Person B: thank you
Person B: you didnt need to
Person B: i feel better after the soup
Person B: say thanks to your mama yuna
Person A: You are welcome ❤️
Person A: Leaving home now.
Person A: I'll be at yours in a minute.
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to mom and dad
I am going to Ilya's
and
he loved the soup!!!!
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Apple Maps
You have arrived at your destination
Ilya Rozanov House
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Ilya's Speaker
Ilya Rozanov Super Sexy Sex Playlist
Avenoir — Favour
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Ты такой красивый, Шаня. ❤️
-ilya
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Ilyushka
Person B: nice practice hollander
Person B: still coming over ?
Person B: andrei is staying over at his girlfriend's
Person A: you are sure you are better now right?
Person B: you saw me at practice
Person B: i beat your ass
Person B: perfectly healthy now
Person A: Good.
Person A: Because I am in front of your door.
Person B: wow
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January 12
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Ilyushka
Person A: we might stay here permanently.
Person A: I heard my dad talking to his business partners and apparently it's going very well between them.
Person B: but would you want that?
Person B: because russia is
Person B: you know
Person A: I know.
Person A: But I really like the city itself and our team.
Person A: I can build something for myself here. Everyone is obsessed with hockey so ahah.
Person A: And business is going great for my dad.
Person A: It makes sense.
Person B: but in here we could only be
Person B: anyways
Person B: i am really happy you are staying)))
Person B: but we really need to work on your russian
Person A: Yes, yes.
Person A: As long as you don't leave post-its with swear words on them
Person B: no promises. we need you learning the important words if you are staying here now))
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Ilyushka
Person A: Coach is asking me to his office. He said I should come by tomorrow with my parents and see him.
Person A: He said it is very serious.
Person A: Do you think they will renew my contract now that we are staying here?
Person A: It would mean playing together for at least two more years :)
Person B: and you would want that right?
Person A: I want more than to just play with you, I think.
Person B: shane
Person A: But it's okay.
Person A: I know in here its not..
Person A: But between us we could..
Person A: Maybe.
Person A: We would know, nobody has any business knowing who we are to each other other than us right?
Person A: I mean if that's something you would want as well.
Person A: Sorry.
Person B: shane
Person B: come over
Person B: right now
Person B: i want
Person B: of course i want
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Ilya Rozanov House
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Я люблю тебя. ❤️
мой парень
мой любимый
you love my post-its))))just translate them ❤️
don't deny it shanya you love my post-itsssssssss
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January 13
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Ilyushka
Person B: i know is dangerous but, we know right?
Person B: we know what we feel
Person B: and is what matters
Person A: Yes
Person A: We know ❤️
Person A: Gotta go, the coach is asking for us.
Person B: go sign that contract hollander ❤️
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Ilyushka
Person B: how did it go??
Person B: did you sign it yet
Fri, 13 Jan 03:45 PM
Person B: hollanderrrrr
Person B: you have not answered my calls
Sat, 14 Jan 01:45 AM
Person B: shane?
Sat, 14 Jan 08:45 AM
Person B: are you okay?
Sat, 14 Jan 10:45 AM
Person B: why were you not at practice ?
Person B: coach does not say anything to me
Sun, 15 Jan 05:45 PM
Person B: answer my calls
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January 16
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Ilyushka
Person B: did i make you sick too ?
Person B: i should have held myself from kissing you
Person B: and all those other things)))
Person B: but you were so beautiful
Person B: saying the new words you learned in russian
Person B: so pretty words
Person B: like you ❤️
Person B: i hope you did not catch my cold
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January 17
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Ilyushka
Person B: i came over to your houe but there was a sign for sale
Person B: are you moving to fancier bigger house))
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January 18
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Ilyushka
Person B: shane i tried not to freak out but answer now
Person B: what is going on
Person B: i called you millions of times
Person B: i came over you are not home
Person B: none of the guys know where you are
Person B: coach tells me nothing and gets angry when i ask
Person B: i am so worried
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January 19
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AirCanada
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Moscow-Montreal Flight: AC4356
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January 20
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Ilyushka
Fri, 20 Jan 03:45 PM
Person B: i miss you
Person B: i love you
Person A: Do not ever text me like this again.
Person B: what ?
Person B: are you okay
Person A: Yes.
Person A: I was actually better before I met you.
Person B: ?
Person B: shane
Person A: It is the truth.
Person B: did i do something wrong
Person A: Do not act like
Person A: fuck
Person B: i know i am not the
Person B: i know i am not the best but
Person B: i thought
Person B: when we talked
Person A: It was nothing.
Person B: shane what is going on
Person A: Rozanov. This was nothing more than sex. You know that.
Person A: I am coming over I need to
Person A: You need to understand what we always were
Person B: were ?
Person A: Yes.
Person A: And you better keep your mouth shut about it all.
Person B: shane
Person B: what is going on
Person B: we have just talked about
Person B: us
Person A: You are very stupid if you ever thought this could work.
Person A: Or that it was anything but just sex.
Person A: And change my name to a girl's.
Person A: Meet me in front of your house, you need to hear what I am going to say.
Person B: okay
Fri, 20 Jun 05:45 PM
Person A: Once and for all
Person A: I do not want you, I never wanted you.
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Gmail
Canadian Hockey Association
This hockey contract agreement...
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Mom
Person B: Everything is handled honey.
Person B: Please try to get some sleep ❤️
Person B: I hate seeing you cry.
Person B: Everything will be alright. I promise.
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Montreal Metros<montrealmetros@canadianhockeyassociation>
to me
Jan 20, 2013
Dear Mr. Hollander,
We are extremely delighted to welcome you into our team! I wanted to personally reach out before meeting in Montreal to offer my official congratulations.
The details can be found in the attachment.
We look forward to seeing you!
Montreal Metros Management.
Coach Theriault.
CANADIAN HOCKEY ASSOCIATION GAME CONTRACT
This Hockey Player Contract Agreement is entered into by and between the Montreal Metros and Shane Hollander.
Tap Here to e-sign Your Contract with Montreal Metros!
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