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MAWAGE!
“Mawage! Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday.”
The person who was supposed to be marrying them was late- so naturally the Tweedles stepped in to save Kurt and Blaine’s wedding. Although not as expected.
“Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam…” Ethan swooned into his brother’s arms, pantomining the lines.
Kurt was resisting the urge to kill them. “And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… so tweasure your wuv."
"Can I stab them?” Kurt whispered to Blaine.
“No.” Blaine replied. “As long as the guests arn’t rioting."
"I’m rioting.” Kurt whispered viciously.
“Do you have the wing?” Evan held out his hand to Kurt.
Kurt smacked him.