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Bundus was led to believe that tonight would be a date night.
Boy was he horribly wrong. Not in the worst way, but still frustrating to say the least.
Bro told him that he convinced Corvus to let him come over, as long as he promised to behave himself. Corvus couldn't necessarily stop Bro from dating the man, so there were times that he reluctantly agreed to let him visit HQ.
Tonight however was different. Bro told Bundus that it would be a date night, but when he got there he surprised him with babysitting duty.
Bundus stands at the entrance to the cleaners HQ, staring at Bro and Dear with a disappointed scowl. Bro’s eyes nervously darted around, trying to avoid meeting the older man’s gaze. An anxious smile spreads across his face.
“Listen I'm sorry I lied, but I didn't know if you'd say yes if I just-”
“Bro…just ask me next time okay?” His tone was that of a disappointed father.
Dear on the other hand was oblivious, just jumping at the thought of Bundus watching him for the night. Dear hadn't always loved Bundus, it took a while for the boy to warm up to him the way he did with Bro. Once he was able to get in with him however, he quickly became Dear’s second favorite person.
Whenever he came to visit, Dear would cling to his legs and his hips like a little monkey. He would often let Dear hang and swing from his arm. Guita was much the same, though now that she's warmed up to him all she does is bother him. Guita will jump on him and ask him a million questions every time he has a second for himself. This, of course, was nothing new to Bro.
Normally Bundus is fond of watching the little ones, but tonight he was in a mood. A very adult mood, something the little ones shouldn't be around for. His sexual frustration clouded his head, making him come off as angrier than usual when he speaks. Dear feels this energy and takes a step behind Bro.
“Where's yer’ older one?”
“Guita? She’s in my room, you guys can hang out in there tonight.”
Bundus lets out a long sigh “this is the only time yer’ gettin’ away with this. Yer’ lucky I love these kiddos.”
The man reaches his hand out to ruffle Dear’s ponytails, he lets out a frustrated “hmpf” in response.
“Alright go have fun with the guys, I know Enjin is waiting on ya.” Bundus leans in and plants a passionate kiss on Bro’s lips, Dear groans and tugs on Bundus’s pant leg, urging him to come inside.
“I know I know yer’ gettin’ antsy. C’mon let’s head in.”
As the two walk past Bro, he plants a hand on Bundus’s shoulder, Dear running ahead of the two off to Bro’s room.
“Forgot to mention, those two get a little…uppity late at night. Not in a way you'd expect, can you handle that?”
Bundus chuckles deeply “I’ve watched kids before, I think I got this.”
Bro tries to find any more words to explain it, but decides to just let Bundus find out for himself. He just hopes their antics don’t scare Bundus away.
He plants a quick kiss on Bundus’s cheek before waving goodbye and meeting Enjin and the other guys in the car. Bundus watches as the men speed off, leaving a cloud of dust in their wake.
“Mhf mhf!” A little noise echos in the empty halls of HQ. Bundus turns to see Dear thumping his foot at the end of the hall, waiting for Bundus to follow him inside.
The man laughs “yer’ cute, boy. I'm comin hold on there.”
Bundus walks in, closing the doors behind him. The warm lights and the smell of sweetness in the air was a stark contrast to the raiders HQ. He may not wish to join the cleaners, but jealousy always hits him just a little when he sees how much better they have it.
Dear leads Bundus into a large room with a few beds. On the floor sits Guita, playing with a little beetle that found its way inside. She whips her head around with a toothy grin.
“Bundus! Hiii I missed you!”
Bundus smiled his warm honey glow smile “I missed you too, lil’ lady.”
Guita covers her face with her onsie’s big paws, giggling and springing to her feet. She runs to Bundus and jumps on him, hugging him tight laughing all the way.
Bundus holds her close, as Dear unexpectedly jumps up onto him behind her. The two push their weight into the man, managing to knock him onto the bed. They playfully smack at his chest, pretending to beat him up.
“Get the raider! Raiders are invading!”
Bundus jokingly throws a hand to his forehead, pretending to groan in pain.
“Nooo nooo! Please spare me! Yer’ too powerful!”
“You’ll never win against us!”
“I just gotta activate my Jinki!” Bundus takes each of them into his arms, flipping them over and pinning them to the bed.
“I gotcha! The raiders win!”
Dear and Guita giggle and squirm beneath him, trying their hardest to wriggle free from the man’s grasp. Dear manages to slip free and runs off to the other side of the room, purposefully sliding to the ground with a thud. Bundus turns his attention to him for a moment, allowing Guita to get the upper hand. She wraps her arms around his neck and yanks him down on top of her.
“I gotchu I gotchu! Give up Bundus!”
Bundus rolls over next to her laughing, he throws his hands up in defeat.
“You got me, the cleaners win.”
“YAAYY!” Guita jumps up off the bed and cheers, grabbing Dear by the shoulder. Dear scrunches his face and groans in annoyance.
“Yer’ daddy said to quit makin’ that face, Dear.”
Dear huffs and crosses his arms, turning away from Bundus. He doesn't care for stupid little things like that, he's gonna do whatever he wants with his face.
Guita sits on the floor next to Dear, fiddling with the crayons next to a coloring book splayed out in front of them. The girl sits in silence for a moment and groans, looking up at Bundus with a pout.
“Can you play with us like Bro plays with us?”
Bundus raises an eyebrow and sits himself upright “did I do somethin’ wrong, darlin’?”
She giggles and shakes her head “no silly, Bro plays this game with us late at night. We saw the other adults playing it and he let us try with him!”
Bundus looks at her with a blank expression, the other adults? She doesn't mean what he thinks she means, does she? Bundus is an older man who's been around the block and back, he's got a pretty good idea of what kind of “games” adults get up to at night.
“Er…could ya show me whatcha mean?” The words leave the man’s lips so hesitantly, he almost doesn't wanna know. Was this what Bro meant by they get ‘uppity’ at night?
Guita nods with a cute little giggle, as she makes her way towards Bundus. She moves herself between his thighs and begins to crawl onto his lap. Dear moves in close behind her, watching as she pushes the man down to the bed.
“Guita…this isn't appropriate…” Bundus urges.
Guita tilts her head as she straddles herself over Bundus’s crotch.
“What do you mean?”
“This is…an adult game, sugar. I can't do that to you or Bro.”
Guita giggles and unzips her onesie down to her belly button. She grabs a hold of Bundus’s hand, their size difference being on full display. Her whole hand fits in Bundus’s palm perfectly. Guita moves his hand to her body and gently places it on her chest. He gently cups her breast through her silky black bralette, letting out a breathy sigh as he admires her figure.
“It's okay, Bro says it's nice to share.”
Bundus stifles a groan, he's never seen a girl so young be so eager to get dicked down. Hell, does she even know that she's being sexy or is she just doing what Bro taught her? Either way, this was bad for his mental composure, which was already as thin as paper.
“Jesus…this is fucked.”
Dear scoots himself next to Guita, climbing on top of Bundus and straddling his thigh. The boy was so small, if he tried to be in Guita’s position his legs wouldn't be able to wrap all the way around the man’s waist. He’s already stripped himself down to a tight pair of boxers, his little dick resting on Bundus’s thigh.
“So…Bro does this with you two every night?”
The two nod excitedly, while Guita lets her hands wander under Bundus’s shirt. Even with Bro’s help, the two are still very inexperienced, Bro usually allowing them to do whatever feels good to them. Guita is very handsy, letting her hands explore like she's hunting for treasure. Her fingers trace the man’s stomach, his muscles rock solid underneath her soft and gentle touch.
Bundus huffs, subconsciously moving his one hand along Guita’s waist while the other rubs Dear’s head gently.
“This is so wrong…what am I doing..” Bundus tries to talk himself down from the ledge but he’s practically already falling. He reminds himself in his head that he's still gotta be somewhat gentle with these two, he’s bigger than Bro is in every way.
“Don't be scared, it's just a game! I'll show you how Bro taught me to play!”
Before Bundus can think of some sort of protest, Guita moves her hands to his pants. She struggles to undo his thick belt buckle, Dear attempts to help, moving his hand to the belt as well.
“I got it, don't help me, Dear!”
Dear huffs in frustration and leans down to wrap himself around Bundus’s leg. This is so much for Bundus to handle, he never thought two little things would make him fold so hard.
Bundus huffs a laugh “I got it, honey.”
He moves Guita’s hands aside and unhooks his belt buckle, letting it swing to his side. He decides to unbutton his pants while he's there to make it easy for Guita.
Bundus leans his head back and rubs his face, laughing anxiously. “What the fuck am I doing?”
“Hey! That's not a bad word!”
“Yer’ doing all this and yer’ worried about a bad word?”
“Bro says it's not nice! Don't be mean!”
Guita tugs at the hem of his pants trying to pull them down. She frowns when they refuse to budge.
Bundus sighs, considering telling both of them to get the hell off of him. Someone his age shouldn't be doing this with two kids. But his body won't stop moving, and neither will his mouth.
“Both of y’all sit up for a sec, I'll jus’ take em’ off”
Bundus’s voice shakes as he slides his pants off along with his boxers, leaving his throbbing cock fully exposed.
He knows he's big, but seeing himself compared to Guita alone made him shiver. As she climbs back onto him, he notices that his entire dick reaches from her crotch to past her belly button. Was he even gonna fit? Forget Guita, there's no way Dear is ever gonna fit, how does Bro do this?
Guita gestures for Dear to come scoot in next to her, sliding her onesie down to her waist as the boy situates himself next to her.
The two sat atop of him admiring his body, seemingly in awe at just how different he looked from Bro. Thick curly hair covered his lower half, with a trail leading up to his chest, the remainder covered by his shirt. It curved upwards slightly, and throbbed with excitement.
“C’mon Dear just like Bro said, it's okay to be nervous!”
Dear nodded with a ‘hmf’, slipping Centralian out of his mouth and setting it on the side of the bed. Guita moved herself to one side of Bundus’s dick and began licking it up and down. Her movements were sloppy, inexperience shining through yet still doing her best. Dear joins in soon after, licking and sucking up and down on the other side.
Bundus grips the sheets with a low and long groan. He's had women in bed before on several occasions, but none of them have ever made him feel this good. The thought that these two are literally decades younger than him made him way hornier than it ever should have.
“My god…this is hgn- ..so messed up.”
Guita moves her mouth to the tip of his dick, swirling her tongue around and sucking it. Bundus’s eyes roll to the back of his head, the metal of his prosthetic creaks as he grabs a fist full of her hair. She whines under the tugging grip, pulling up and swatting his hand off.
“Hey that hurts! Be gentle!”
Bundus chuckles and hides his face with his other hand.
“Yer’ too cute.”
Guita pats Dear on the head, signaling him to get up for a moment.
“Are you ready, dear?”
“Mhm!”
Bundus looks up at them in confusion, watching as Guita spits in her hand. She works her fingers up and down around the man’s dick, making sure to get every inch nice and slick.
“Ohh damn…that feels good…”
“Hold on it gets way more fun!”
Guita’s innocent banter made his dick throb hard in her hands. He can't get over how cute they are, how badly they want him.
Any other time he’d be shooing these kids away before they could even have a thought of seducing him, but they're different. He’s known these two for a while, he's known Bro for a while, and if Bro says it's okay then who is he to deny them a good time.
Dear slips off his own little boxer and crawls over Bundus’s chest. He crawls up to his head, straddling himself over top of the man’s face. Bundus raises an eyebrow.
“Whatcha’ doin’?”
“Hmf!”
Dear points to his little dick, sitting inches away from the man’s face.
“In my mouth? That’s what you want, honey?”
Dear nods excitedly, moving himself closer to the man’s mouth. Guita situates herself over his dick, rubbing his tip over her clit playfully. The girl lets out a giggly moan, a string of slick connecting them as she grinds.
Bundus moans and gently grinds his hips up into her, at the same time grabbing Dear’s ass and urging him closer. Bundus slips the boy’s cock into his mouth, the soft and smooth skin sliding perfectly along his tongue. He tasted so pure, no musky scent or taste, just a hint of whatever soap Bro used to bathe him last. Dear’s little hands gripped Bundus’s dirty blonde locks, whining as the man locked his mouth around him.
Guita finally decides to stop teasing, carefully sliding the tip inside her pussy with an audible squish. Bundus groans onto Dear’s cock and grips his ass. Dear lets himself hump Bundus’s mouth at a rhythmless pace, tugging at his hair like handlebars to steady himself.
Bundus feels Guita’s pussy hug his dick as she slides down slowly, it felt like his dick was being strangled. He's never felt anyone so tight in his life. Guita cries out and grabs at Bundus’s hips, giggling as she buries herself to the hilt.
“Mmm you make me feel more full than Bro does, I like it! We should play with you more!”
Her playfully cute banter as she cockwarms him to adjust to his size could've made him cum right then and there. She was so innocent, she had no idea what this really was, just knew that it was fun and it made her feel good. Dear was just following along with what Guita does because he loves to be included, he'll get the hang of it some day.
Guita rocks her hips against his body, keeping herself flush with his stomach. She grips his hips, leaving claw marks in her wake, practically panting as she rides him. His cock bulges in her belly, a lot more than Bro’s does, Guita smiles wildly in surprise.
“Dear move out of the way for a second! Look Bundus!”
Dear whines and clings to Bundus’s hair, not wanting him to stop sucking. Bundus taps Dear’s back lightly, signaling him to get off. Dear reluctantly does as he’s told, popping his dick out of Bundus’s mouth with a small pop and sitting next to him.
Bundus takes a few tired breaths and sits up to take a look at the girl in his lap. Guita smiles as she presents her full belly. Bundus groans as he watches her continue to grind on him slowly.
“My god…it looks like I knocked you up..”
“What does that mean?”
“I…nevermind, sugar. Just keep ridin’ me like that.”
Guita laughs and leans forward, laying herself on his chest.
“Can you hold me and make it go in? I like when Bro does that!”
Bundus huffs a deep sigh, gently placing his hand on her lower back. He gently thrusts himself up into her, taking her little body into his arms as he fucks her.
“You're such a good girl for me.”
Dear nudges Bundus on the shoulder, feeling left out of the fun. Bundus wraps his metallic prosthetic around the boy and pulls him close.
“C’mere babyboy you're okay.”
Bundus guides a careful hand to Dear’s face, pulling him close and planting a kiss on the boy's lips. His thick facial hair ruffled itself against Dear’s face, the boy pushing himself against Bundus and moaning into his lips.
Bundus tried hard to focus on both of them, keeping his momentum with Guita while making sure Dear was taken care of. He's never been in a threesome, let alone something like this. Normally Bundus is good at lasting a long time, but the depravity of the situation was driving him to the edge quickly. His body felt burning hot, the taste of Dear on his tongue only making him wanna cum more.
‘This is so so fucked up, these kids are so fucked up. Oh my god..’ Bundus’s mind raced, he couldn't possibly keep up with the standard Bro set for these two. Bro’s always had way more stamina than he does, even if he's only a little older than him.
“Ahh Bundus…I feel like… m’ gonna pee!”
The phrasing catches him off guard, making him giggle into Dear’s mouth a little. She was just too damn cute, it drove him crazy. Dear pulled away to scoot himself next to Guita, he bent down to watch closely as her cunt was stretched wide on the older man’s dick. The movement seemed to fascinate him, he started touching Guita’s clit gently making her yelp and squirm harder.
Bundus takes hold of one of Guita’s breasts, grabbing at it like a stress toy while his other hand pressed down on her tummy bulge.
“Ah! Feels so weird! Stop doing that, I'm gonna pee!”
Bundus moves his hand up to her hair and runs his fingers through her silky green locks.
“Shh it's okay babydoll, you can pee if ya’ need to, doin’ such a good job for me.”
Her face turned up to him, cheeks flushed red and eyes overflowing with tears as she got more overstimulated. Bundus looked down at her with desperately hungry eyes, this felt insanely good but Jesus he wanted it to be over. He could have them here all night but any longer and he might lose himself even more somehow. Which is saying a lot, considering he's already buried in a 13 year old’s pussy.
Guita throws her arms around Bundus’s chest and squeezes her insides tight around his cock. She cries out as she lets go all over him, drenching his entire cock and the bed below them in piss. Bundus wasn't expecting her to mean it when she said she had to piss, but he wasn't about to complain. Dear pulls his hand back, his fingers dripping with piss, seemingly unsure as to what to do about it.
Bundus grips Guita hard, piss splattering against the both of them as he fucks her. Bundus feels himself about to cum so he lifts Guita up off him. Slipping his cock out of her dripping hole he blows his load all over her pretty tummy. The white substance stood as a stark contrast against her fair skin.
Bundus lays back to take a few pained deep breaths, taking in everything that just happened.
‘Shit…what the hell did I just do?’
Guita looks down at her belly and smiles “it's like a painting!”
Dear looks over at her and decides to wipe his hand on her thigh. She yelps and smacks his hand away “EW! Gross!”
Bundus sits up and sighs, trying his best to be a dad type figure for a moment.
“Can you two quit it? We just finished and yer’ already bickerin’”
“He wiped pee on me!”
Bundus laughs and throws a hand over his face, rubbing at his eyes in disbelief.
“I just fucked you silly and you're mad about pee.”
“That's a bad word! I said that earlier!”
Bundus pats Guita on the head “grownups can say bad words, sweetheart.”
The man plants a soft kiss on her forehead and one on Dear’s before pointing to the bathroom.
“You two get cleaned up before Bro gets home, m’kay?”
They groan in unison, it seems like cleaning up is neither of their favorite things. The two hop off the bed and race each other to the bathroom, Dear making it in before Guita. Bundus belly laughs, even after such an adult activity they really are just kids. He has no idea how Bro figured this out about them.
Bundus flopped back down on the bed, his dick slowly went limp as the two kids played around in the bathroom. He had no energy at that point to tell them to hurry up so they could go to bed.
The two kids finished cleaning up and Bro comes home just in time to help them into bed. Bro halfway stumbles into his room to see Bundus half passed out in a puddle of piss, his now soft dick still on full display. He was a little drunk, so all he could do was admire him with a laugh.
“So they wore you down I see?”
Bundus flutters his eyes open and groans deeply.
“Like you wouldn't believe. Yer’ a sick man.”
Bro laughs “yeah? And so are you.”
Bundus emits a smug chuckle “damn right. Thanks to you, and these two little ones. Ain't never seen anyone that eager in my life.”
Guita yawns and wraps her arm around Dear. “We’re sleepy, but we had a lot of fun with Bundus!”
Bro ruffles Guita’s hair till it sticks out in every direction.
“Good, did you do everything I taught you?”
“Mhm! I was a good girl!”
“I'm sure you were, baby.”
Bro gives her and Dear each a kiss on their heads before turning his attention back to Bundus, who was still motionless and half naked.
“Alright, come help me clean this off my bed and let's get you outta here. Corvus will be pissed if you stay the night.”
Bundus sighed and hoisted himself up, his prosthetic creaking as it supported his bulky frame.
The man walked to the bathroom and came back with a towel.
“Y’know, I think I wanna babysit again.”
“You're such a perv Bundus, you just wanna be balls deep in my kids again.”
“Can you blame me?”
“Not a bit. Can't keep my hands off em’ either, but they love it so who am I to stop giving it to them?”
Bundus chuckles, throwing the towel down on Bro’s bed.
“Sorry about all this mess.”
Bro waves his hand dismissively “you're fine, just help me clean this up so Corvus doesn't beat my ass in the morning.”
Bundus took a mental note, put a towel down next time, and maybe have Team Child come to his place next time so they can stay longer. Thanks to Bro, he’s become a full blown pervert.