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World Meeting Group Chat

Summary:

I got reallyyy bored and chatfics are ok so here is one I’m not funny so I’m sorry (Canadian way /ref)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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World Meetings!!!🍝🌎🌍🌏

4am in US, Around morning for Europe.

Italy added AMERICA, Britain, +9 others 

 

Germany: What is this? 

Italy: it’s a world meeting group chat!!!! It’s so we can talk better and stuff 😽😽

Germany: Well, there’s only few out of all the nations, Italy.

Italy: I don’t have any of the other countries numbers…😿😿

AMERICA: WHATS THIS 

Italy: It’s a group chat!!! 

AMERICA: WAIT TY ITALY 

Italy: of course! ☺️☺️

Romano: can I leave 

Italy: what no!!! Why would you want to leave fratello😿😿😿

Romano: i don’t want to be in a group chat with the potato bastard 

Italy: WHATT Lud is so awesome though!! 

Prussia: I AM THE MOST AWESOME WEST IS COOL AND ALL BUT LOOK AT ME

Britain: God, you’ve summoned him. 

France: Is this what I really woke up to? I needed more beauty sleep.. 

Britain: Why the hell did you wake up at 9:00am? Stupid frog 

France: I needed beauty sleep. I guess you’ve never had that before. 

Britain: SHUT UP FROG. YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE LAZY. 

France: DON’T YOU DARE CALL ME LAZY. 

AMERICA: ok lovebirds stop fighting bro 

Britain: OH AMERICA SHUT UP TOO.
Britain: Wait a minute, isn’t 4am in America right now? Why are you awake at this time? 

AMERICA: I got bored :PPPP

Italy: America do you ever sleep?? 🤔🤔

Germany: Go to sleep America and Italy I’m waiting outside for you. Open your door. 

Italy: ok!!!! I will be there soon☺️☺️☺️

Prussia: SLEEPING IS LAME PEOPLE 

AMERICA: I AGREE 

Britain: You just drink lots of coffee and energy drinks so you’re not tired. That’s why you think that. 

AMERICA: COFFEE IS SO GOOD THATS WHY I DRINK IT STUPID BRITISH MAN 

Britain: WELL IT’S NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH. 

AMERICA: WHO CARES ITS NOT A ADDICTION SO ILL BE FINE 

Mexico: Now you’re just lying 

Britain: You tend to get addicted to a lot of things, America. I’m sure it is the same for coffee. 

AMERICA: JOSÈ WHAT THE HECK 

AMERICA: alsoo I’m not addicted 

Germany: Coffee, drugs, marijuana, redbull, monster, and food. 

AMERICA: BULL 

Britain: Addict.

Mexico: It’s true thoooo 

AMERICA: 😢😢

Japan: Alfred please sleep 

AMERICA: IM SORDY 

Britain: Finally got caught. 

Russia: Oh is this a group chat? 

Britain: God why is he here.

Russia: That’s not very nice! 

France: Oh, be nice Arthur. 

Britain: YOU ARE WORSE THAN HIM. 

Russia: Ahhh thank you! 😊 

France: I’m not in the mood for your petty arguments. 
France: Also, I’m outside your door, Angleterre. 

Britain: What??? I thought you were at your house. 

France: 😉

Britain: DON’T YOU DARE WINK AT ME. EXPLAIN. 

Prussia: yo there’s no huzz in this gc
Prussia: i mean there’s romano guy but no hungary 😢

Romano: What the hell are you calling me you stupid potato bastard 

Prussia: NOTHING   

Prussia: @Italyveneziano CAN I ADD HUNGARY PRETTY PLEASE 🙏 

Italy: Yes of course!!!!!!! ☺️☺️

Prussia added Hungary 

Prussia: YES HUZZ 🤤👅👅

Hungary: Is this a group chat? 

Prussia: YEAH 

Hungary: Thank you for adding me, but why am I the only woman in this group chat.. 

Prussia: ita only knows so many people 

Hungary: oh ok..

Mexico: I mean you can always ukraine in don’t u like her 

Hungary: Yes I do 

Russia: Maybe not her. 

Mexico: why not she’s your sister 

Russia: Like Belarus.. she’s very odd. I rather not have her in here 

Hungary: oh 

Mexico: lame just add her 

Russia: Please no 

Hungary: No offense Russia but I’m adding her!! 

Hungary added Ukraine 

Hungary: Hiii Ukraine!! ❤️

Ukraine: What is this?

Hungary: It’s a group chat for world meetings! 

Ukraine added ❤️ to Hungary’s message⤴️

Mexico: yayayayyayay 

Britain: Mexico, shouldn’t you be asleep as well? 

Mexico: I just woke up 

Britain: Oh. 

World Meetings!!!🍝🌎🌍🌏

8am for US, around afternoon for Europe I think, and some time for Asia idk 

 

AMERICA: yo me and keeks are at the arcade ❤️❤️❤️

AMERICA sends one image: Japan being focused at trying to win a plushie at a crane machine.

Italy: AWWW JAPAN TRYINT TO GET YOU A PLUSHIE 🫶😽😽

AMERICA: hes so awesome 

Canada: group chat ty Italy 

Italy: OFC.. I didnt have to get your number from America at all!! 

Canada: That’s so reassuring . .. 

AMERICA: wassup Mattie 

Canada: hi al 

Canada: is josè in here 👀👀

Mexico: HI MATT 

Canada: hello!! 

Britain: America, can you tell Japan I said hi? 

AMERICA: he has his phone on him 

Britain: Oh. 

AMERICA: loser 

Britain: Asshat. 

Canada: josè what are you doing rn 👀👀

Mexico: I wanted to come over… 

AMERICA: GAY 

Mexico: HANG OUT WITH UR BOYFRIEND STUPID 

AMERICA: I AM 

Canada responds to Mexico’s message⤴️: please come over 🙏🙏🙏

Mexico: yay 

Japan: Hello England. I’m sorry for not responding.

AMERICA: he was locked in on winning a plushie dawg 

Japan: Hai. 

Britain: It’s fine. Hello to you too. 

Italy: Japan did you get the plushie??? ⁉️⁉️

Japan: I did. 

AMERICA: HES SO AWESOME AH 

Italy: YAY 

Germany: What was the plush you got? 

Japan: It was a One piece stuff animal of Law. 

AMERICA: HE SOOOOO CUTE 

AMERICA: both law and kiku

Mexico: GAY 

AMERICA: HEY 

Germany: Sounds cute. 

China: Did I really miss being added to a group chat?  

Russia: hello china 

China: Hiii 

AMERICA: WASSUP 


AMERICA: ok no response 

Prussia: WHATS UP YALL 

AMERICA: DONT U DARE TRY TO USE YALL

Prussia: whatever loser 

AMERICA: BRUH 

Germany: Bruder, where’s the flour? 

Prussia: why would I know 

Germany: Feli needs it for pasta. 

Prussia: I have no idea 

Italy: I NEED TO MAKE PASTA PRUSSIA PLEASE 

Prussia: UGH FINE ILL HELP 

Britain: I’m sure it’s easy to fine flour. 

Italy: Their kitchen is really hard to navigate 😢😿😿

Italy: No offense lud!!

Germany: It’s fine. 

World Meetings!!!🍝🌎🌍🌏

This is during a world meeting in America - Around 9pm 

 

AMERICA: YOOO WHO WANTS TO COME OVER AND PLAY CARDS 

Britain: No one, it’t 9pm, asshat. 

AMERICA: it’t 

Britain: I’m going to put a curse on you. 

AMERICA: YOUU GUYS’ HOTEL IS LITERALLY LIKE ONLY A BLOCK AWAY FROM ME AND KEEKS 

AMERICA: PLSLSPSLLS 

Italy: i want to come over!! 😁😁

Germany: Italy, it’s 9pm. We have a meeting tomorrow. 

Italy: PLEASE LUD 

AMERICA: YEAH GERMAY IT WOULD SO FUN 

Britain: *Germany 

AMERICA: I have a gun y’know 

France: It would be fun to see you shot, Angleterre 

Britain: OK WHAT THE HELL. 

Prussia responded to AMERICA’s message⤴️: CAN I COME OVER DAWG 

AMERICA: OFC DUDE 

Prussia: YOO 

Italy: SEE LUD PRUSSIA GOING IVER THERE 

Germany: Ugh. Fine. I’m coming over too then. 

AMERICA: YAY 

Italy: 🥹🥹🥹😻😻😻😁😁😁🙃🙃🤤🤤🤤☺️☺️☺️🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝

Britain: Too many emojis for that.

Italy: No I don’t think so! 

Italy: ☺️

Italy: @ItalyRomano Lovi you should come over too!!! 

Romano: No. 

Italy: but why??! 

Romano: I don’t feel like dealing with Alfredo’s and Prussia’s bullshit 

AMERICA: BUT DUDE

Italy: oh ok 😿

Romano: ugh ok fine 

AMERICA: YOO 

Britain: Am I invited? 

AMERICA: I thought your British ass didn’t want to go because it’t too late for that 

Britain: YOU ARE SO DIFFICULT.

AMERICA: HAHA 

AMERICA: but yeah u can come over too 

Britain: Thank you. 

AMERICA: @France @Russia @China join us dudes

AMERICA: PLEASEEEEE 

Britain: Don’t invite that frog. 

France: I’ll come over 💋😘

AMERICA: YOO 

China: No thank you 

AMERICA: WHAT 

AMERICA: SO UNCOOL MAN 

China: I’m with Hongkong and Taiwan I can’t leave them 

AMERICA: LAME LOSER STUPID BRO 

China: DON’T YOU DARE CALL ME LAME 

AMERICA: OLD. 

China: FINE ILL COME OVER 

Russia: I’ll come ^J^ 

AMERICA: HELL YEAH BRO 

China: I’m not coming over then 

Russia: That’s so mean :( 

AMERICA: BRUH 

Britain: China, just come over. He’s not going to take no as an answer. 

AMERICA: you read my mind 

China: Ok fine 

Japan: Is that everyone that is coming? 

France: I think so 

Japan: What about the others in this chat? 

AMERICA: @Hungary @Ukraine @Mexico COME OVER YO 

Mexico: ILL JOIN 

AMERICA: LETS GO 

Hungary: No thank you, I’m with Austria right now ☺️

AMERICA: Aw man 

Japan: It would be nice if you came over, Hungary. But it’s your decision. 

Britain: Are you actively trying to make her feel guilty? 

Japan: no why would I do that 

Italy: I HOPE IT WORKS 

AMERICA: ME TOO 

Hungary: Sorry boys!! Irunya Is coming over to our room too!

Prussia: enjoy your polycule. 

Hungary: what..? 

Prussia: it would be better with me instead of rod but y’know 

Hungary: Huh??? 

Britain: Prussia, get your ass over here already. 

Prussia: HA SO YOURE ALL WAITING FOR THE AWESOME PRUSSIA HUH 

Germany: Also China too. 

Prussia: IM IGNORING THAT YOURE WAITING FOR ME

Mexico: Alfred. 

Mexico: we need Matt 

AMERICA: OOPS I FORGOT 

AMERICA: @Canada Mattie come over 

Canada: Ok