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In the fantasy parallel world, and within the beginner town of Axel, the twenty one-year old Kazuma Satou hastily packs supplies into a backpack within his room in his party’s mansion, when one of his companions, the former goddess of water turned archpriest Aqua takes notice uttering,
“Is it finally time-? You’re going to face off against the Devil King?”
“Hell no! Do I look like I’m ready to fight the most powerful evil in this world?”
Kazuma shouts back as he finishes packing,
“I’m just going on a little trip out of town-”
Aqua throws herself onto Satou,
“But it's been over four years since you brought me here with you! I’m a goddess! I’m supposed to be worshiped by these lowly people, not washing your laundry!”
Kazuma wiggles the whimpering blue-haired girl off him,
“And that’s why you’re not invited! Neither are you, Darkness.”
“What-? But if you run into any danger, who will be your shield?”
The eavesdropping twenty-two year old knight stammers as she stumbles into Kazuma’s room,
“Or… if you find yourself needy~”
“I’m traveling with Chris, so I’ll be fine.”
Kazuma states flatly before he looks around the mansion’s living room,
“But I was thinking about inviting Megumin- if I can find her.”
Aqua gets up,
“Oh, she & YunYun are doing their own trip to the Crimson Demon village- but unlike those crimson demon archwizards, I can resurrect you if you get yourself killed!”
Kazuma heads towards the door,
“I’ll pass- but if I don't come back in a week or two, seek out Wiz if you really want to come after me- now don’t mess around with my stuff or else!”
The moment Satou leaves, Aqua takes out a bucket of light blue paint before giggling,
“I’m sure he won’t mind his room- and clothes getting a touch up!”
“I should stop you… but imagine how upset Kazuma will be at me for allowing it to happen~!”
Darkness mewls to herself as she squirms and watches Aqua pull the bucket to Satou’s room…
On the way to Wiz’s shop, Kazuma finds the thief & secret goddess in disguise Chris, who waves at him before saying,
“Just in time! Got everything ready for the journey?”
“Yeah, but you haven’t told me where we’re going or- what valuables we might steal!”
Kazuma sighs before Chris smirks,
“Let’s just say Wiz found a way to open a doorway to another whole unexplored world! C’mon!”
Entering into the shop of magical & earth based relics, the two are greeted by the former Devil King general and lich Wiz, who bounces over to them uttering,
“Oh, you both really want to go? I’ve never traveled to this world myself- and I’ve only seen glimpses of it…”
Kazuma confidently steps up to Wiz,
“No matter what’s on the other side, we can handle it- but uh, what can you tell us about this other world?”
“It looks to be a desert world… full of strange life and technology more advanced than anything here.”
Wiz stammers,
“Are you both sure about this? I can anchor a ‘portal’ at a fixed location so you can go here and there with ease, and this doorway should allow you to understand any foreign languages spoken by the beings that inhabit that world.”
Chris glances over at the portal Wiz emits on a large mirror by the corner before she takes Kazuma’s hand,
“You said you wanted to go on a new adventure, so let’s go!”
Satou nods before he and Chris offer Wiz a thumbs up as they jump into the portal mirror…
…
Both immediately find themselves being thrown upwards from a pit, landing on some dusty ground in front of it before Kazuma glances around at the darkened chamber,
“Hey! Where are we?”
“We seem to be in an underground catacomb- I guess it's a good place to hide the portal back.”
Chris mutters as she glances down at the endless pit, with the portal appearing faintly down below,
“But I also see a cellar door- let’s go!”
As Kazuma follows Chris out of the catacomb and through what looks like a makeshift brewery, and as they head up some stairs, Satou hears some familiar sounding music before he rushing forwards into:
“This is the Mos Eisley Cantina! From Star Wars!”
Kazuma shouts excitingly as he opens the backdoor, revealing the seedy main lounge room where dozens of alien & human patrons alike sit around, some at the bar before Chris asks,
“Star what? You’ve been here before?”
“Not exactly- you see where I’m from, Star Wars is a franchise- like movies, tv, books and video games- Wiz must’ve found a way for us to travel to a universe where it's real!”
Kazuma replies as he gawks around,
“That means the world she saw was Tatooine! It makes sense as the first and most iconic! Since I’m a big fan, we’ll have a great advantage!”
Stepping up onto the bar, Kazuma & Chris take seats before the nighttime bartender Ackmena asks the pair,
“It's rare to see new faces, especially during these hours- what brings you both to Chalmun’s Cantina?”
Satou looks over the grey haired human woman,
“Oh, you’re from the Holiday Special- I forgot how confusing the continuity can be- I’m Kazuma Satou, an adventurer from a far off world- and this is my thief sidekick, Chris.”
Chris pokes Kazuma’s cheek,
“I’m not a sidekick! We’re partners, remember? You wouldn’t be here without me!”
Ackmena chuckles softly, “I do love to see such a feisty young couple- even if traveling here wouldn’t be my first choice for a honeymoon.”
Chris blushes and looks away as Kazuma remarks,
“We’re just partners in crime- I don’t really do committed relationships since I’m popular with the ladies- now out of curiosity, what BBY year is it?”
Ackmena blinks at Satou puzzled before he adds,
“Mmm… how long has it been since the Death Star blew up?”
“In that case, it’s been about two years since that superweapon the Empire made was destroyed.”
Ackmena replies giving the pair an odd look,
“You two must not get out much, hmm?”
Kazuma leaps up, “Awesome! That means Jabba the Hutt’s still alive!”
Some patrons give Satou a strange stare as Ackmena’s face darkens as she mutters,
“I don’t know a lot of nice folks who are glad that gangster’s still kicking- unless they somehow benefit from it.”
Chris taps Kazuma’s shoulder with curiosity, and he nonchalantly replies,
“He’s a big slug alien who lives in a palace here! He’s a perfect choice for us to ‘liberate’ treasure-! Miss lady, can you help us get there?”
“Well… if you truly seek to reach Jabba’s palace, I’ll ask Wuher, the daytime bartender to take you there, but he’ll likely ask for a favor- are you willing to wait until the morning?”
Ackmena asks-
Kazuma & Chris share a sly smile before they both hold out handfuls of gold coins as the latter replies, “How much this can get us a bed to rent as well as a lot of drinks?”
For the rest of the night, the adventurer & thief enjoy a friendly drinking game together, trying out Corellian brandy, Juri juice, Trandoshan ale, and Tatooine Sunrise, with the Modal Nodes band playing a soft tune as the night goes on, and Ackmena even singing a little…
When the pair decide to finally lay down at one of the cantina’s private sleeping rooms, Kazuma drunkenly lays down before Chris climbs on him and giggles,
“Its a good thing you didn’t invite Aqua, otherwise she’d spend all our gold~”
Satou cups his hands around Chris’s round hips,
“I picked the right goddess~”
Chris leans down and kisses Kazuma before she murmurs,
“I guess I got to steal your first kiss~”
“Actually Megumin beat you to it- a few months ago it was her eighteen birthday and I promised to get her whatever she wanted and… yeah.”
Satou says with a proud smirk, “But I wouldn’t mind more of that~”
Chris moves down and slides Kazuma’s pants off, and licks her lips looking at his erection,
“Then your virginity is mine-”
“Darkness took it- what? She’s been practically begging me to bang her since I saved her from that arranged marriage!” Kazuma grumbles, “It only happened once!”
Chris sighs as she slides Satou’s shirt off, “Before we do this, what other lewd acts have you done with other girls?”
“I might’ve gotten Aqua to suck me off once- in order to pay off her own debt, I managed to convince YunYun to let her get off using her thighs to make Megumin jealous, and I gave Wiz a pearl neckline after I showed her what a titjob was.”
Kazuma mutters before he looks over Chris’s somewhat curvaceous body,
“We can try all those things- except for the last one, breast pads won’t do.”
Chris blushes as she slides her top off, revealing her flat chest as she mumbles,
“You’ll be grateful if I just grind on you-”
“Steal!”
Kazuma proclaims using his thief magic, causing the rest of Chris’s clothes to transport to his hand, including her very familiar panties before he adds,
“I don’t really do teasing anymore- I want to experience a goddess- and a new position~”
Chris notices Satou’s glance at her buttocks and anus before she stammers,
“Wait, I’m inexperienced! Especially in this virgin mortal body-”
Kazuma pulls Chris on top of him, “Good- that means I can easily dominate you~”
With that, Satou pulls Chris into another kiss, and he allows her to sit on his face as he tastes her with her struggling to suck him off, with Kazuma rubbing between her buttocks and thighs before finally taking her virginity and even penetrating her anus a few times-
Kazuma enjoys plowing Chris before he reaches his limit and fills both her holes with his semen and joins her in sleep upon pulling out and spraying the rest of his seed on her sweaty belly…
…
The next morning Kazuma along with Chris have breakfast at the cantina’s bar before the former catches Wuher’s attention by uttering, “Hey you’re the guy who hates droids because commandos killed your parents in the Clone Wars!”
Wuher jolts back and glares at Satou suspiciously, “Where did you hear about that?”
“Wookiepedia.” Kazuma mutters before he adds, “The nighttime bar lady said you could get us into Jabba’s palace!”
“Could- now what do I get out of it? I ain’t going to Jabba’s unless I can create a new drink that’ll let me work at his palace instead of this dump.” Wuher grumbles-
Kazuma leans close and smirks, “I know an ingredient that Hutt’s gonna love- and a good name.”
Less than an hour later, Kazuma & Chris ride in the back of a landspeeder Wuher rented with the bartender driving, along with a large crate as they head out of the Mos Eisley settlement and into the dune sea of sand…
As Jabba’s palace becomes visible in the distance, Chris turns to Kazuma,
“You’re really excited to see this slug gangster- why?”
“Let’s just say this crime boss has a good taste in women!” Satou hums before he adds,
“And he is literally worse than any of the nobles you’ve robbed back home- it’ll be fun!”
Upon arriving at the hangar of the palace, it opens as Wuher stops along with the two, with the Hutt’s majordomo Bib Fortuna stepping out along with two gamorreans before he turns to the bartender,
“The Exalted One wasn’t expecting your arrival so soon- who are they?”
“Just some squirts who wanted a ride here in exchange for helping me get Jabba the perfect beverage.”
Wuher says waving a lazed arm, “He’s gonna wanna try this.”
Bib gives the gamorreans a glance before they briefly use scanning equipment on the crate along with the two before he ushers them inside-
Kazuma notices the gamorreans carrying the crate in front of him and Chris, allowing him to stealthily take her arm and pull away to the side as they head into the palace audience chamber with him muttering, “It's best if we don’t draw the big guy’s attention…”
In the throne room, Jabba the Hutt smokes his hookah as he lazes on his dais, with his latest slave girl, Jess chained and laying close to him with Salacious Crum nestled within the gangster’s tail before Bib leads Wuher to the center followed by the gamorreans-
Jabba’s gaze turns to Wuher before he rumbles, “BROUGHT ANOTHER NEW BREW HAVE YOU? THIS HAD BETTER NOT BE MADE FROM THE JUICES OF ANOTHER DEAD BOUNTY HUNTER!”
Wuher nervously nods, “This is way better- it's even got a name you’ll like- but first try it.”
The gamorreans open the crate, revealing a barrel with a tap, and Fortuna fills two cups with the yellowish liquid before he hands one to Wuher with Jabba uttering, “YOU FIRST OF COURSE.”
Wuher drinks some before Bib hands it to Jabba, who gurgles it down before booms,
“WHAT A DELIOUS FLAVOR! WHAT DID YOU ADD TO THIS?”
“Worrt eggs, Great Jabba, meaning you can make as much as you want- as long as you have a reliable bartender working for you.” Wuher says proudly, “I call this Jabba Juice!”
“VERY FITTING- I SHALL KEEP IT AND YOU FOR A LONG TIME!”
Jabba chuckles before he offers the rest of his cup to his scantily clad slave girl,
“CARE A DRINK, MY DEAR?”
Jess reluctantly sips some, before Jabba pours the rest of it onto her heaving bosom and bellows,
“NOW GO FETCH PORCELLUS- LET US FEAST AND CELEBRATE THIS WONDERFUL DRINK MY NEW BARTENDER HAS BROUGHT!”
In the darkened corners of the audience chamber, Kazuma & Chris watch as Jabba proceeds to lick Jess’s bosom as his tail squirms under her harem skirts with the band beginning to play music before Chris turns to Satou,
“How can you admire an abomination like that? He’s worse than the most grimy demons!”
“It's less admiring and more fascinating.” Kazuma says with a shrug before he adds,
“You still wanna rob this guy right? I know the guys you can pickpocket.”
Once Chris nods, Kazuma points to a few of the local alien denizens,
“The squidhead’s Tessek, one of Jabba’s accountants- he’s got keycards that’ll open some steep treasure vaults and the three eyed guy, Ree-Yees is his inventor keeper- go for them.”
Before Chris heads off, Kazuma grabs her arm, “Try to avoid bounty hunters, I can see Boba Fett, Bossk and is that Greedo-? Nope, just Beedo- you can probably steal from him- I’ll see if anything else looks valuable.”
As a party commences, Jabba enjoys some of his namesake drink as he watches Jess dance before his court with the Max Rebo playing, and nearby where Max Rebo & Droopy McCool play, Kazuma notices a golden urn placed near the trophy wall but before he can get near it, the dancer Rystall Sant notices him purring,
“I haven’t seen you here before- I’m guessing a new smuggler or dealer?”
“Something like that.” Satou responds as he looks over the beautiful half-theelin,
“And I’ve heard that you once were a big singer on Coruscant during the Clone Wars- you’ve aged wonderfully.”
Rystall rolls her eyes, “It was definitely better than being forced to work here forever- but at least I’m not like her.”
Kazuma turns his attention to Jess struggling to resist Jabba’s tugs on her chain before Satou slowly begins to grab the golden urn, when the Hutt slams his fist on his dais controls, opening a trapdoor which causes the white haired woman with a blue streak to fall in with a scream-
Satou nearly drops the urn as the courtiers gather to watch below the floor grate, but before he can slowly put the urn into his backpack, Jess’s last scream along with a rancor’s roar and some loud bone crunching noises causes Kazuma to drop the urn as it stumbles onto the main floor-
The excited cheers stop as the golden urn rolls up to Jabba’s dais, causing all eyes to be drawn to the trophy wall, where Kazuma attempts to sneak away only for Beedo to point a blaster at him- along with a dozen other thugs-
Seeing Kazuma get caught causes Chris to accidentally brush against Ree-Yees as she shifts through his pockets, making him grab her and snarl, “I got another thief!”
Satou & Chris are push down in front of Jabba as the Hutt holds up the golden urn growling,
“YOU THIEVES THOUGHT YOU COULD STEAL FROM ME? LOCK THESE MEN AWAY!”
“I’m not a man!” Chris hisses with a flush, “And you won’t get away with this!”
Jabba gains a lecherous grin, “A WOMAN THEN? I SHALL SEE FOR MYSELF.”
Chris yelps as one of the guards shoves her onto Jabba’s gut, with the Hutt wasting no time to grope her chest and rounded buttocks before he licks her face and laughs,
“THIS ONE IS WOMAN ENOUGH… TO BECOME MY NEW SLAVE GIRL!”
As Chris yelps with Jabba still hugging her against him, the Hutt then eyes Kazuma,
“YOU HOWEVER WILL STAY INTO MY DUNGEONS UNTIL I DECIDE WHAT FATE IS BEFITTING A FILTHY THIEF!”
Satou narrows his eyes before he falls to his knees and begs,
“Oh please, I’ll accept any fate you give me- just don’t freeze me in carbonite!”
Jabba snorts before he turns to his visiting Ugnaught tibanna gas dealer Yoxgit,
“YOU SPOKE OF MAKING SUCH A DEVICE, YES? ASSEMBLE A MAKESHIFT ONE HERE, SO THAT I MAY WITNESS THIS BOY BECOME MY NEW DECORATION!”
A few guards restrain Kazuma against a pillar as Chris is pulled away by Bib Fortuna and a few guards, with her confused by Satou’s rather confident smile…
…
Fortuna drags Chris through the lower passages of the palace before he tosses her through a veiled doorway cackling,
“Dress this one up- she’s the master’s new favorite!”
Chris gets up and sees a gamorrean guarding the doorway before she looks around the sauna like chambers, with a few scantily clad women laying around before Melina Carniss walks up to her with two others and utters,
“Poor Jess didn’t make it? A shame, she sold herself to Jabba to pay for her father’s debt- what’s your story?”
“I’m Chris the noble thief, and I won’t be that overgrown worm’s dancing girl!”
The silver haired woman pouts before Carniss pats her cheek,
“You don’t exactly have too many ‘assets’ but a revealing fit outta draws some eyes- but first, Damaris, Neelah, hold her still~”
The two slave girls grab Chris’s arms as Melina attaches a black metal collar around her neck before she murmurs,
“You’ll be doing more than dancing, honey~”
Back at the throne room, Kazuma watches as Yoxgit and a few Jawas finish up assembling a carborite chamber right under the rancor pit until Wuher walks up to him and offers a drink grumbling,
“Drink up kid- this might be your last.”
Satou chugs it down before he mutters,
“I’ll survive this- I’m more worried about- woah!”
Kazuma’s lustful gaze matches with many of Jabba’s courtiers who begin to catcall as Chris is led up to Jabba by Bib, now dressed in a dark blue and fishnet chain outfit-
Chris flushes heavily as she is pulled forward by a long chain, with her attempting to cover her fishnet exposed butt before she’s pulled into Jabba’s gasp once more-
Jabba enjoys fondling Chris’s back and perky chest as she’s pressed against him, his tail fondling her feet before he bellows to Kazuma,
“BEFORE YOU ARE TO BE FROZEN, YOU SHALL WITNESS ME ENJOYING THIS LOVELY ONE!”
As Kazuma’s led forward, Chris gasps as Jabba begins to slip her outfit off,
“Kazuma! Help me!”
Satou offers Chris a reluctant look as he’s shoved before the trapdoor,
“I’d like to, but I’ll be taking a long nap soon- now I am curious how Jabba actually does it-”
Once Chris’s cunt is exposed with her legs pulled apart, Jabba shoves his tail into her slit, making her cry out with Kazuma commenting,
“Huh- I guess his tail’s also his dick-”
Tired of Kazuma’s commentary, Jabba slams the controls, sending the young man down into the carbonite chamber which quickly steams him-
“Kazuma~! Ah~!”
Chris wails out as Jabba’s tail shoves deeper into her snatch, making her squirm press against her new master the courtiers jeer at her and the carbonite process down below-
Jabba continues to defile his newest slave girl thief as the carbonite process finishes, the Hutt drooling onto Chris’s hair as he watches Kazuma’s carbonite slab be pulled up by his guards-
Chris feels herself orgasm to the Hutt’s tail a few times before it reached her womb as Kazuma’s carbonite frozen form is placed onto Jabba’s trophy wall-
Jabba then pumps his slimy seed into Chris’s walls, causing her to moan out and lay back limp on his belly before he sips some Jabba Juice and slips into a blissful sleep…