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Bdubs and his trusty friend Micheal Joseph Jackson are wandering through a World that doesn´t exist to gather Herbs for brewing a Potion for the Hermits as MJ falls down.
Bdubs asks if he is fine but MJ just responds with a "You know i´m Bad."
Bdubs looks at where MJ fell down and blinks confused at him.
"Can you get back up on your own? If yes, i will start gathering Hermits for our Brewing Party."
Bdubs slowly says after a short while.
MJ just responds with a short " I´m a smooth Criminal"
Bdubs decides to take that as a yes and starts gathering his friends, while MJ is slowly getting himself out of the random Square-Hole he fell in.
He stands up and brushes the dust of his glittery Outfit.
"HEHE" He says as he looks at Bdubs again.
Bdubs just takes his hand and brings him to a Group of People, other Hermits, who participate in the annual Party and Brewing contest.
"Alright! Lets start Brewing and Crafting or something like that"
Bdubs says with confidence as he and MJ make their way towards their cauldron. A ton if ingredients are scattered around the workplace like spider eyes, rabbit feet and a Puffer fish called...Jeff?
The Two put their newly Harvested ingredients down and wait for the Go.
when they get the Paper, that says which potion they have to make, Bdubs starts cooking while MJ stands there watching.
Bdubs looks at the Paper, a Strength 2 lingering Potion, and turns back to Micheal.
"Okay, we need nether ward, blaze rods, blaze powder, glow stone and dragons breath.. you got it?"
MJ just looks at Bdubs, clearly overwhelmed of the order and just says
"Give me some Time"
after recollecting what they need he moonwalks to the Ingredients and takes all the stuff they needs. He returns them to Bdubs and holds them out, then looks at the Sky.
"What about the Sunrise?" he says.
Bdubs blinks confused and looks up.
"What-"
"What about the Rain?"
Bdubs looks at him with even more confusion.
"What about all the things that you said we were to gain?" MJ finally concludes,
Bdubs seams to understand
"We´ll Split the Diamonds once we finish the Potion and Win this Thing. Don´t Worry"
Bdubs Comforts.
Mj thinks for a second, then helps with the Potions.
"Heal the World, make it better Place"
As Bdubs is turned away, Mj starts adding random things, not really knowing how to brew.
"For you and for Me and the entire Human race."
They finish up and its time for everyone's potions to be tested.
They move through everyone and end up at their booth.
Bdubs hands over the Potion with a smile, unknowing what MJ had done with it.
One poor Hermit, Scar, has to test this one. He opens the Potion... drinks it and....
Just immediately dies.
"MJ! What did you do?"
Bdubs asks and turns to his Friend"
"You know I´m Bad!"