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Principal Mayberry has created a chat.
Principal Mayberry has added VP BCL and 12 others to the chat.
Principal Mayberry: Hello, staff! I figured we should have a group chat to help communicate better. The only admins are VP BCL and I, as some of you (Niles) can be irresponsible at times. I may not be in this chat often, so I'm trusting you all to be respectful toward each other. Have fun!
Niles: I would be mad but she's right
Niles has changed their nickname to c==8
c==8: that's better
Mr. WPNZ: You know the days gonna be either awesome or shitty when you wake up to the notification of Niles changing his nickname to a dick in a work gc
VP BCL: I would be mad but I just woke up and thats funny as hell
c==8: lmao thanks
Mr. Puzzles: I'm going to ignore Niles and ask if someone could maybe cover my first class? I have to take Rango to an appointment. You wouldn't need to do much for the class, just put on a movie for them or something.
Diego: I get so confused whenever you talk about your son because he has the same name as mi novio. But yeah I can take care of it for you
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Wren: WHO THE HELL USED 7 PAGES OF PRINTER PAPER TO PRINT A GIANT SHREK [shrek.jpeg]
SMG3: blame 4 lol
SMG4: BITCH?!?! YOU BRIBED ME TO LET YOU IN THE SCHOOL WHEN I WAS WORKING AFTERHOURS
SMG3: tattle >:( you’re not getting that $50 now
SMG4: i am going to punch you
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c==8 has changed 12 nicknames.
Chaos Chaos: have fun lol @everyone
Itsa me: oh! New chat :D fun name too
orb: Hey so ignore the yelling coming from the back of the school Ones just in a fistfight with some hobo
Smurf: can confirm. It's funny as hell
Smurf has sent streetfighter.jpeg to the chat.
Ourple guy: that's just Bob. He's chill dw about it
orb: right.
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Principal Mayberry: Good morning, staff! It's that time of the year where we get new staff and student teachers! I'll add them now.
Principal Mayberry has added Axxie and 7 others to the chat.
Principal Mayberry: If you will please introduce yourselves and give us your pronouns and what you'll be working as.
Kaizo: Kaizo he/him it/its and one of the new music teachers
Saiko: Saiko she/her, the other band teacher
Tari: I'm Tari, she/they. And I'll be working as a counselor! Office is right next to the cafeteria :)
Axxie: Some of you might know me as Axol, but I go by Axxie now. Pronouns are she/they and I'll be assisting in the art class as a student teacher.
Luigi: I'm Luigi, he/him, and I'll be helping in the cafeteria with my brother
Meggy: Yo! I'll be a student teacher in the gym class. Also I use she/her
Maple: I'm Maple (or MP) they/them and gender neutral terms. Student teacher for the film class.
Bob: yoooo wassup. Bob Bobowski, he/him and ur new janitor
GaymeCube: You
Bob: lol nice name loser
Itsa me: WOOMYYYYYY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE WORKING HERE
Chaos Chaos: Oooh new victims
Chaos Chaos has changed 8 names
Woomy: Is that Mario??? And what’s with the names? I thought this was professional
Yeehaw: Blame @Chaos Chaos, better known as ‘Niles’
O CANADA: I’M SORRY, NILES? AS IN THAT TWINK WITH ONE EYE? THE ONE WHO BULLIED ME IN HIGHSCHOOL??????
Chaos Chaos: you have one eye too
O CANADA: Please tell me he’s not the teacher for the film class.
Tenna: Do not worry! I will be the one you are working with. Although my name is Puzzles, not ‘Tenna’.
O CANADA: Well, it’s nice to meet you, Puzzles! Even if it’s not in person.
Tenna: Likewise!
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