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Robby <3
Fri, 01 Jan 00:03 AM
Dennis: happy new year!!!!!
Dennis: wish you were here
Fri, 01 Jan 01:15 AM
Dennis: santos got too drunk and threw up on garcias shoes
Fri, 01 Jan 02:05 AM
Robby: Happy New Year!
Robby: Sorry, had a firework accident come through.
Fri, 01 Jan 05:50 AM
Robby: Almost done with my shift.
Robby: I’ll pick you up on my way. I’ll get bagels.
Fri, 01 Jan 06:21 AM
Dennis: plain pls
Robby: Hungover?
Dennis: the worst
Tue, 05 Jan 09:29 AM
Dennis: stop staring at me i can feel your eyes at the back of my head
Robby: You have a very pretty head.
Dennis: never had any complaints 👀👀👀
Dennis: go back to work dr robinavitch
Sat, 09 Jan 05:03 PM
Dennis: orange juice
Dennis: coffee
Dennis: red bulls
Dennis: protein bars the ones i like not the raisins ones pls
Robby: Does your diet consist of only liquids and protein bars?
Dennis: no i also eat dick
Dennis: avocados
Fri, 15 Jan 01:06 PM
Dennis: smash or pass the pringle’s mascott
Robby: Pass. Too much facial hair.
Dennis: what if i grew a mustache?
Robby: You can’t grow a mustache.
Dennis: how dare u
Fri, 15 Jan 06:32 PM
Dennis: so? mustache
Robby: How big of a mustache is it? Freddy Mercury or the one from the ping pong movie?
Dennis: i have no idea what you’re talking about
Robby: Scrawny little white boy? Is dating a model? Javadi likes him.
Dennis: TIMOTHEE CHALAMET???
Sun, 17 Jan 09:45 PM
Robby: What’s a twink?
Dennis: who taught you that
Tue, 19 Jan 05:36 PM
Dennis: gino’s pizza tonight?
👍🏻🍕
Wed, 20 Jan 07:11 PM
Dennis: put your phone down i can see you’re answering emails on your day off come cuddle me
Robby: Bossy.
Mon, 25 Jan 11:13 AM
Dennis: you okay?
Robby: Yes.
Dennis: dana told me about the two GSW
Dennis: come in the men’s bathroom to hug?
Robby: I don’t need a hug.
Dennis: ok but i do
Tue, 02 Feb 03:30 PM
Robby: Don’t forget tomorrow’s Jack’s birthday.
Dennis: fuck
Dennis: was i supposed to buy him a present?
Robby: Already pitched in for you.
Dennis: thanks!!!
Robby: Also signed the card.
Dennis: i really want to kiss you rn
😘
Dennis: cringe
Sat, 06 Feb 08:15 AM
Dennis: your naked neighbor is naked again
Robby: Jerry? Yes he does it sometimes in the morning. He says he likes the fresh air.
Dennis: and i like for my eyes not to be burning but i guess we can’t have everything in life
Wed, 10 Feb 10:49 PM
Dennis: kdjfbdajb
Robby: What’s up?
Dennis: uber driver is talking to me
Robby: Oh no.
Dennis: i have to look like im busy
Dennis: Disbsbsksa
Dennis: Dkabakaowwkenska
Dennis: Djeuwbsn dbdheksndbs
Sun, 14 Febb 8:30 AM
Robby: Happy birthday ❤️
Robby: I can’t wait to celebrate tonight!
Robby: In the meantime there’s a present downstairs for you.
Dennis: thank you robby 🫶🫶
Dennis: criminal i have to wait for your shift to end to have my birthday kiss
Sun, 14 Feb 8:44 AM
Dennis: wait robby holy shit
Dennis: you shouldn’t have
Robby: Only the best for you
Dennis: yeah but like
Dennis: this watch must’ve cost you a lot
Dennis: i can’t accept it
Robby: Yes you can. You liked it, I'd like you to have one, it’s simple.
Dennis: i just
Dennis: i got you a book for your birthday last year
Robby: Yes, I loved it. I read it twice since then.
Dennis: i know it’s just not the same
Dennis: at least let me buy you dinner tonight
Robby: Not a chance. You’re the birthday boy.
Dennis: robby…
Robby: I like buying things for you. It makes me feel closer, it’s my way of saying you matter to me. We already had this conversation, money is not a problem and it will never be if you’re involved.
Robby: Let me spoil you.
Dennis: ok….
Dennis: that means i’ll have to find another way to pay you back 👀
Robby: Not the point.
Dennis: shut up and let me blow you until u forget your own name
👍🏻
Wed, 17 Feb 11:39 PM
Dennis: did u fall into the toilet?
Robby: Sorry playing Candy Crush.
Mon, 22 Feb 05:04 PM
Dennis: sexy
👍🏻
Wed, 24 Feb 04:23 PM
Dennis: trin asks red or white wine
Robby: I don’t know you choose.
Dennis: red wine makes you slutty but white wine makes you talk hospital politics
Dennis: either way i get hot n bothered
Robby: You’re weird.
Robby: Go with white Gloria just scheduled a call.
Sun, 28 Feb 12:01 AM
Robby: Move in with me?
Dennis: ?
Robby: I can’t sleep without you.
Dennis: did you turn the tv on?
Robby: Yes. It’s not the same.
Mon, 01 Mar 12:45 PM
Dennis: forgot lunch at home 😭
Robby: First drawer at my desk there’s protein bars.
Dennis: do they have raisins
Robby: Yes.
Dennis: i’d rather starve
Robby: Your choice.
Dennis: ok i’m stealing one
Robby: Don’t let Dana know where I hide them, she’ll eat them all.
Dennis: good then u can buy the raisinless ones you heathen
Fri, 05 Mar 10:51 PM
Dennis: i can smell cigarettes
Dennis: are you smoking?
Robby: No.
Dennis: you know the rules
Robby: Come on the balcony and I’ll give you one.
Dennis: you’re a bad bad influence dr robinavitch
Thu, 11 Mar 01:00 PM
Dennis: you forgot to buy toilet paper
👍🏻🧻
Sun, 14 Mar 09:28 PM
Dennis: What’s up you sexy hairy bear?
Robby: Hello to you too Santos.
Dennis: Fuck how do you always know?
Thu, 18 Mar 12:27 PM
Robby: Move in with me.
Dennis: what now
Robby: I burned my pasta sauce.
Dennis: there’s some basil pesto i made a while back in the freezer
Dennis: let it thaw in the microwave for a lil bit
Dennis: LIL BIT NOT 5 MINS like 30/40 secs max
Robby: Thanks.
Thu, 25 Mar 11:58 AM
Dennis: how much did u bet on the stolen shoe?
Robby: $20
Dennis: amateur
Wed, 31 Mar 07:03 AM
Dennis: HURRY
Dennis: CALL ME!!!!
Dennis: ROBBY PLS
Dennis: ROBBY I KNOW YOU’RE AWAKE
Robby: Nosy Uber?
Dennis: won’t stop asking me about yesterday's game
Robby: It was good. Penguins won 3 - 0. Defense still needs some tightening though.
Dennis: i hate u
Mon, 05 Apr 06:05 PM
Robby: Move in with me.
Dennis: whats up
Robby: Spider as big as my arm in the bathroom.
Dennis: i doubt that
Dennis: also you’re a grown ass man how are you still afraid of spiders
Robby: It’s not my fault I didn’t grow up in a farm.
Dennis: u literally have a medical degree
Dennis: i saw u reach into a man’s torso and extract a bullet yesterday without batting an eye
Robby: I’m retracting my offer.
Robby: You can’t move in if I set my own house on fire.
Thu, 08 Apr 04:29 PM
Dennis: do u have spare scrubs
Robby: Yes. Locker, inside the blue bag.
Dennis: thks
Robby: Long shift?
Dennis: fucking endless
Mon, 12 Apr 07:15 PM
Dennis: dana says you’re on the roof
Dennis: do u want me to come?
Robby: No everything’s fine.
Dennis: i’m in the elevator
Robby: Dennis there’s no need. The patients need you.
Dennis: you need me
Dennis: i’m coming
Tue, 13 Apr 05:45 PM
Dennis: u up for chinese tonight?
🥡👍🏻
Mon, 19 Apr 09:54 PM
Dennis: double shift kicking my butt!
Robby: You have a beautiful butt.
Dennis: thanks u always know what to say
Thu, 22 Apr 10:22 AM
Robby: Did you take my fleece?
Dennis: which one
Robby: The green one I always wear.
Dennis: yea
Robby: Dennis.
Robby: If you keep doing that I won’t have any clothes left.
Dennis: thats the plan!
Dennis: u naked all the time
Fri, 23 Apr 06:25 PM
Dennis: where are you
Dennis: i swear to god if you’re doing something stupid im gonna be so fucking mad
Dennis: answer your fucking phone
Robby: I’m in the family room with Dana.
Dennis: oh thank god
Dennis: i’m fine honestly it’s just a nosebleed
Robby: A patient attacked you, Dennis.
Robby: You are not fine.
Dennis: i can take care of myself
Dennis: and security was there 5 secs later
Robby: Five seconds too late.
Dennis: i don’t need u to go to jail bc of a nosebleed
Dennis: i need you here w me
Dennis: pls come to the bathroom?
Robby: Okay I’m coming.
Dennis: bring a new scrub top
Sun, 25 Apr 10:14 AM
Robby: Better than I thought.
Dennis: yes plus i look cool
Dennis: like i fought a shark or smth
Robby: How would that even be possible?
Mon, 26 Apr 04:58 PM
Dennis: whats your netflix password again?
Robby: Dennis!1971@
Dennis: awwwwww i always forget im your password
Robby: You set it up.
Dennis: yes but you didn’t change it!
Thu, 29 Apr 05:05 PM
Dennis: those slutty little glasses stay ON tonight
👓👍🏻
Sat, 01 May 09:45 PM
Robby: Move in with me.
Dennis: i only fixed your sink don’t cream your pants
Robby: You also saved me a lot of money.
Dennis: you’re literally the chief of emergency medicine i think you could have afforded a plumber dr robinavitch
Robby: You were way cuter though.
Thu, 06 May 10:00 AM
Robby: HR meeting scheduled tomorrow at 10.
Dennis: can’t! i’ll be too busy shitting myself
Robby: Come on. It won’t be that bad.
Dennis: for u maybe
Robby: I’ll buy you lunch afterwards.
Dennis: italian?
Robby: Done.
Dennis: ok let’s go tell teresa from hr you screw me in the ass real good
👍🏻
Sat, 08 May 03:49 PM
Robby: You owe me one.
Dennis: who’s the fucking snitch
Tue, 11 May 11:30 AM
Dennis: dont make that face
Robby: I’m not making any faces.
Dennis: you’re scaring the poor med student
Robby: Perlah heard you two talk. Did she really ask you out?
Dennis: robby
Dennis: love of my life
Dennis: light of my days
Dennis: i’m as gay as they come
Robby: I’m starting to think the no PDA at work rule is not a good idea anymore.
Dennis: don’t threaten me with a good time dr robinavitch
Sat, 15 May 10:22 PM
Dennis: going to take a shower!
Robby: Invitation or information?
Dennis: invitation!!!!!!!!
Tue, 18 May 08:09 AM
Dennis: gloria in central hub
🏃
Dennis: she saw u run away
Fri, 21 May 09:15 PM
Robby: Javadi tricked me.
Robby: She said this tv show was about hockey.
Dennis: OH MY GOD??!!!????
Sun, 23 May 11:28 PM
Robby: Finished episode 5. It’s very good!
Dennis: THAT’S all you have to say about it?
Robby: They took too long to get their shit together.
Dennis: fair
Tue, 25 May 08:00 AM
Dennis: naked neighbor jerry is fully nude on his porch
Dennis: reading a lifestyle magazine
Dennis: honestly his life doesn’t look half bad
Thu, 27 May 05:18 AM
Dennis: did you tell the new med student we’re together??
Robby: No I just told her to think about her own actions.
Robby: Flirting on the job is a HR violation.
Dennis: dude
Dennis: we ARE a hr violation
Sat, 29 May 11:34 PM
Dennis: please!!!
Dennis: pretty please robby send me the photo
Dennis: i know you have it!! dr abbott told me so!!
Robby: No.
Dennis: i won’t show anyone
Dennis: i swear scout’s honor
Robby: You’ve never been a scout.
Dennis: please i just want to see it again
Dennis: and stare at it everyday
Dennis: and maybe print it and put it in my wallet idk
Dennis: holy shit 🫠
Tue, 01 Jun 07:30 AM
Dennis: we have to schedule a new meeting w teresa from hr
Robby: Why?
Dennis: i think it’s homophobic i have to work on the first day of pride month
Dennis: that also HAS to be a hr violation
Dennis: hate crime maybe?
Robby: Happy pride month! 🏳️🌈🌈
Dennis: happy pride month
Dennis: i am very much in gay love w you
Thu, 03 Jun 03:07 AM
Robby: Hey, the hospital called and I’m going in.
Robby: Didn’t want to wake you.
Robby: Text me when you get up.
Thu, 03 Jun 07:03 AM
Dennis: hey just woke up
Dennis: what happened? everything alright?
Robby: Huge pile-up came through, we just got over the worst of it.
Dennis: omg should i also come in?
Robby: No, most of day shift is already here.
Robby: Raincheck on our brunch date?
Dennis: i guess there are some downsides on dating the big boss
Sat, 05 Jun 07:29 AM
Dennis: FUCK teresa from hr
Robby: What’s up?
Dennis: our schedules do not match AT ALL for the next two weeks
Robby: Yes fuck her.
Thu, 10 Jun 07:35 PM
Robby: Left you a sandwich in the break room fridge.
❤️
Robby: Happy first day of night shifts!
😭
Fri, 11 Jun 03:56 AM
Dennis: dr robinavitch how many red bulls can i drink in a day
Dennis: bc im at 3 and i can feel my heartbeat in my ass
Sat, 12 Jun 12:58 PM
Dennis: garcia’s here
Dennis: AGAIN
Dennis: i just wanna sleepppppp
Robby: That’s another reason why you should move in with me.
Sun, 13 Jun 01:39 AM
Dennis: night shift crew is crazy as fuck
Dennis: did you know dr ellis used to be a professional skater???
Robby: Yes I know. She still skates to work sometimes.
Mon, 14 Jun 05:13 AM
Dennis: this is bullshit. i miss you.
Mon, 14 Jun 05:30 AM
Robby: Miss you too.
Robby: I’m coming early to work.
Dennis: bring coffee pls?
Robby: Of course.
Thu, 17 Jun 12:25 PM
Robby: Here with Princess for your weekly gossip session.
Robby: She says she saw Mateo liked all of Javadi’s Instagram posts, even the ones from 2023.
Robby: She thinks Javadi is not interested this time though.
Robby: I think they should be careful, it’s not always easy dating someone you work with.
Robby: She also heard the cafeteria is going to have a salad bar now, that’s exciting!
Thu, 17 Jun 01:06 PM
Robby: Just so you know, it’s very easy dating you.
Robby: Even if we work together.
Thu, 17 Jun 03:03 PM
Dennis: salad bar fuck yeah!
❤️
Fri, 18 Jun 02:45 AM
Dennis: someone came in w a fucking corn on the cob up their ass
Fri, 18 Jun 06:00 AM
🌽👎🏻
Sat, 19 Jun 06:04 AM
Robby: Come to mine to sleep today.
Robby: I know we won’t see each other but you can still sleep in my bed.
Robby: Use the key I gave you if I’m already gone.
Sat, 19 Jun 02:39 PM
Dennis: bed: 10/10
Dennis: you not being in bed w me: -100000/10
Mon, 21 Jun 02:45 AM
Dennis: omg robby guess what just fucking happened
Dennis: or not i guess you’re asleep
Robby: What happened?
Dennis: what are you doing up?????
Dennis: is it insomnia again?
Robby: No. Bridgerton just turned good again.
Dennis: GO TO SLEEP
Tue, 22 Jun 07:01 AM
Dennis: I’M FREEEEEEEE WORST FUCKING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE
Robby: Who is that?
Dennis: nvm. dinner at yours tonight?
👍🏻
Dennis: i need a home cooked meal and a blow job
👍🏻🍝💦
Fri, 25 Jun 04:45 PM
Dennis: where are u
Robby: Ambulance bay.
Robby: Why?
Dennis: langdon looking for u
Robby: Don’t tell him where I am.
Robby: You little shit.
Fri, 02 Jul 07:59 PM
Dennis: met teresa from hr at the grocery store she’s actually kinda nice
Tue, 06 Jul 08:39 PM
Dennis: tony the tiger
Robby: The cereal mascot?
Dennis: yea
Robby: What about him.
Dennis: smash or pass
Robby: I feel like he would be rough in bed.
Dennis: so......
Robby: Pass.
Dennis: u literally tied me to ur bed and rimmed me until i cried yesterday
Robby: Still. He’s a tiger.
Thu, 8 Jul 11:15 AM
Robby: Dana’s birthday is coming up, she wants to know if you’re coming to the BBQ she’s hosting.
Dennis: i’d like to!
Robby: Nice, I’ll tell her.
Dennis: are we still supposed to act like we don’t do unspeakable things to each other in front of our colleagues?
Robby: Even if HR knows and everyone knows I’d still like to keep our sex lives private.
Dennis: ok i’ll keep it in my pants
Robby: We can hold hands if you want?
Dennis: SOLD!!!
Sat, 10 Jul 12:32 PM
Robby: Burger or hot dog?
Dennis: burg pls
🍔👍🏻
Sat, 17 Jul 03:28 PM
Dennis: hot as balls today
Robby: You’re hot as balls.
Dennis: you know what? i’ll take the compliment thank u
Tue, 20 Jul 01:15 PM
Robby: What’s it called when three people are in a relationship?
Dennis: polyamorous?
Robby: No, like colloquially?
Dennis: throuple
Robby: Thanks that’s it
Dennis: should i worry????
Thu, 22 Jul 01:05 PM
Robby: Take a break.
Dennis: i am!
Robby: Staring at the patient board while drinking a Red Bull is not taking a break.
Sun, 25 Jul 04:51 PM
Dennis: did u kill another plant?
Robby: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Dennis: the one on the living room shelf?
Dennis: i swear it had less leaves last time i watered it
Robby: Maybe I’m just a good plant parent and it grew.
Dennis: or u killed it and replaced it with a similar one
🤷♂️
Thu, 29 Jul 10:45 AM
Dennis: bhavhsv
Dennis: jsdbvsdbv
Dennis: CALL ME
Dennis: jvbdsfkhpè
Robby: Uber again?
Dennis: NO fucking ogilvie
Mon, 02 Aug 03:30 PM
Robby: Wild pigeon in the ED. I think it’s in South 14.
Dennis: i’m not catching wild animals AGAIN
Robby: Please? Donahue is very scared of birds.
Thu, 05 Aug 08:28 PM
Dennis: what do u want for your birthday
Robby: A kiss and some quiet time.
Dennis: no pls be for real
Dennis: you never tell me what you want and i’m in crisis mode!!!!!
Robby: Let's just get away, you and me, for the day.
Dennis: i’d love that, i just don’t think i have enough PTO
Robby: Good thing I know your boss, then.
Sun, 08 Aug 06:02 PM
Dennis: stealing a cigarette from ur secret stash
Robby: I don’t have a secret stash.
Robby: Wait for me I want one too.
Tue, 10 Aug 10:10 AM
Robby: Wordle 222 2/6
⬜️⬜️🟩🟨⬜️
⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Dennis: nice
Dennis:
Wordle 222 2/6
🟩🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Robby: Did you cheat?
Dennis: no im just smarter than u
Tue, 10 Aug 07:20 AM
Dennis: naked neighbor jerry has a new naked lady at home?
Dennis: good for him!
👍🏻
Sun, 15 Aug 11:45 PM
Dennis: so?
Robby: The reception is empty I’m waiting for someone to show up.
Dennis: hurry we have 15 minutes left of your birthday!!!!!!
Robby: We can’t stay in a room with a shower that doesn't work.
Dennis: if you don’t hurry i’m gonna start celebrating alone
Mon, 16 Aug 09:32 AM
Dennis: you are so fucking red
Robby: I know.
Dennis: you should’ve put sunscreen on
Robby: I know.
Dennis: riding your bike shirtless was a dumb idea
Robby: I know.
Dennis: you were very hot while doing it tho
Robby: I know.
Dennis: want me to put aloe cream on you when we get home?
Robby: Please.
Robby: Move in with me?
Dennis: just because i’m putting aloe cream on you?
Dennis: you can be grateful in other ways dr robinavitch
Fri, 20 Aug 09:19 PM
Dennis: buy lube pls?
Robby: Can you do it? I’m getting off from a double and I have a board meeting tomorrow morning.
Dennis: noooooo i get so awkward when i go to the pharmacy to buy it
Robby: You’re a big boy I think you can do it.
Sat, 21 Aug 08:23 AM
Dennis: FUCKING MET TERESA FROM HR AT THE PHARMACY AND I HAD THE BIGGEST BOTTLE OF LUBE IN MY HANDS
Robby: Did you say hi to her from me?
Dennis: yes
Fri, 27 Aug 07:49 AM
Robby: Really hard day at work today.
Robby: Can I call you? Just want to hear your voice.
Dennis: of course baby
Wed, 01 Sep 02:24 PM
Robby: Myrna knows about us.
Dennis: how do u know
Robby: She asked me if we plan on hyphenating as Mr. and Mr. Fruitcake-Pussycat.
Dennis: i actually think it’s better than most of the options we have
Mon, 06 Sep 10:49 AM
Dennis: have a good conference!!
Dennis: send me pictures in the new suit!!
Dennis: i am fucking BARKING
Robby: Send me a picture too?
Robby: You are very cute ❤️
Tue, 07 Sep 10:12 PM
Dennis: heyyyy wyd?
Robby: Reading, trying not to think about the awful presentations I heard today.
Robby: What about you?
Dennis: i'm in your bed
Robby: Nice, the hotel mattress isn’t very comfortable.
Dennis: oh no
Dennis: what are you wearing? 👀
Robby: My pajamas.
Dennis: i’m wearing one of your shirts…
Dennis: and nothing under it
Robby: Again? Dennis you can’t keep stealing my shirts.
Dennis: I’M TRYING TO SEXT HERE ASSHOLE
Robby: Oh.
Robby: I’m calling you.
Wed, 08 Sep 11:36 AM
Dennis: it’s cassie’s son’s birthday today!!!
Dennis: she brought donuts!!!!
Dennis: do i save you one?
Robby: I’m not back for another day.
Dennis: i saved you a pink one w sprinkles
Thu, 09 Sep 02:29 PM
Robby: Very interesting article about catheter-directed thrombolysis versus anticoagulation in pulmonary embolism here: link
Dennis: thanks
Robby: I liked how they cited Williams as a source.
Dennis: nerd
Fri, 10 Sep 06:57 AM
Dennis: full transparency there’s gonna be a welcome back banner when you go to the break room today
Dennis: i had nothing to do w it i swear
Dennis: emma actually put some time in it tho
Dennis: so don’t be an asshole n pretend you like it
Robby: I am not an asshole.
Dennis: debatable
Sun, 12 Sep 07:59 PM
Dennis: hey where are you?
Robby: Stopped to get some groceries. Do you need more avocados?
Dennis: can you please answer your phone?
Robby: I’m almost done, there’s a long line at checkout!
Dennis: robby
Dennis: jake’s here
Robby: Left groceries at the store, I’m coming
Sun, 12 Sep 11:12 PM
Dennis: how did it go?
Mon, 13 Sep 06:05 AM
Dennis: morning, coffee before shift?
Mon, 13 Sep 07:32 AM
Dennis: dana said you’re not coming in and dr abbott is covering for you
Dennis: everything ok?
Mon, 13 Sep 09:15 AM
Robby: Jake ended up staying the night.
Robby: Raincheck on the coffee?
Dennis: ofc
Wed, 15 Sep 07:31 PM
Dennis: heyy can i come over? i feel like i haven’t seen you in weeks
Robby: Sorry, at Jake’s mom’s now. How about tomorrow?
Dennis: okok
Fri, 17 Sep 01:49 AM
Dennis: i am srry about what i said about you needing to go to therapy but like
Dennis: fukc you
Dennis: how dare you kicking me out of your house
Dennis: it’s not that you didn’t tewll him we’re together that’s YOUR thing to say and i’ve always given you space n time
Dennis: i gave u an ENTIRE YEAR when wr didnt tell our colleagues even tho it was so fucking hard keeping our relationship a secret even from my literal best friend
Dennis: but this is your family so i donmt care
Dennis: icare in the sense that we’ve been together for almost two years now but whatever
Dennis: what i care about is that you actually kicked me out
Dennis: that’s what my family back home did to me and you knew it and still u decided to kick me out
Dennis: so fuck you
Dennis: i kno it was hard w jake and u wnt him back in your life
Dennis: but that doenst mean you get to treat me like that
Dennis: deal with whatever you’re dealinf w and then apologise to me u fuckn asshole
Robby: Den where are you? Answer your phone please?
Sat, 18 Sep 10:02 AM
Dennis: You need to stop calling him
Dennis: He has the world’s worst hangover and he’s embarrassed that he texted you all those things
Dennis: I tried to stop him honestly
Robby: Santos, can I please talk to him?
Dennis: I’m going out in 30 mins. I’ll be back at 3pm. Fix it before then
Mon, 20 Sep 08:15 PM
Robby: Talked to Jake, he said he’d very much like to meet you.
Robby: Are you free tomorrow at dinner?
Dennis: can’t! i’ll be too busy shitting myself
Robby: Come on. It won’t be that bad. He’ll love you as much as I love you.
Dennis: italian?
🍝👍🏻
❤️
Tue, 21 Sep 10:39 PM
Dennis: did i pass the test?
Robby: Honestly I’m not even sure I passed the test and I’ve known him since he was 5.
Dennis: nice so i can still become his favorite
Robby: I saw his eyes light up when you started talking about that videogame.
Thu, 23 Sep 10:09 AM
Dennis: did u send these or is garcia finally pulling her head out of her ass?
❤️
Dennis: thank you they’re beautiful!
Fri, 24 Sep 03:26 PM
Robby: Date night tomorrow?
Dennis: u need to stop romancing me
Dennis: i forgave you when you started crying and said i was the best thing that ever happened to you
Robby: I don’t cry.
Dennis: i literally saw u cry an hour ago when the patient in north 11 gave you a drawing?
Robby: She’s so talented and she’s only 7.
Fri, 24 Sep 06:14 PM
Robby: So? Date night?
Dennis: how about you take me home tonight and we make glorious make up sex on your couch for the hundredth time this week?
👍🏻
Fri, 01 Oct 06:01 AM
Dennis: what are we gonna go as for halloween?
Robby: There’s a whole month left.
Dennis: amateur
Mon, 04 Oct 09:59 PM
Dennis: the michelin man
Robby: Are we still doing this?
Dennis: yes
Dennis: smash or pass?
Robby: I guess I’d feel safe with him? Smash.
Sat, 09 Oct 11:27 AM
Robby: Nice resuscitative thoracotomy.
Dennis: stop or ill get hard
Wed, 13 Oct 08:30 PM
Robby: Javadi told me there’s a new hockey show. Should we watch it?
Dennis: ew no that one’s straight
Robby: Bridgerton has straight couples too.
Dennis: bridgerton has jonathan bailey
Sat, 16 Oct 07:27 PM
Dennis: found our costumes for shen’s halloween party
Robby: Who’s who?
Dennis: oh honey…. it’s sad u can’t see the obvious answer
Wed, 20 Oct 10:48 PM
Dennis: ofheuiwgwif
Dennis: robby call me
Dennis: pdjfjwdjfkdnf
Dennis: come on you don’t even have to stay on the phone
Dennis: just call me so it rings and i can pretend
Dennis: YOU TRAITOR
Dennis: THE UBER DRIVER IS TALKING ABOUT HIS EX GIRLFRIEND
Dennis: I DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW HOW BIG HER TITS WERE
Robby: How big were they?
Dennis: im going to fucking end you
Sat, 23 Oct 08:30 AM
Robby: How’s your schedule for November?
Dennis: (file)
Robby: (file)
Dennis: wow 10 whole matching free days????
Robby: Remember me to thank Teresa from HR.
Dennis: im sending her a whole ass fruit basket
Mon, 25 Oct 05:19 PM
Robby: Our halloween costumes came in the mail.
Dennis: i changed my mind this was a really bad idea
Dennis: im picturing u in a lil sexy roman skirt
Robby: I think it’s called a “Pteruge”.
Dennis: mmm yes keep talking dirty to me
Thu, 28 Oct 10:45 AM
Dennis: i think naked neighbor jerry and his naked lady friend broke up
Dennis: wait nvm just saw them fuck
Dennis: my poor eyes
Sun, 31 Oct 11:01 PM
Robby: Where are you?
Dennis: definitely not smoking outside
Robby: You owe me one.
Robby: Make up an excuse.
Dennis: ?
Robby: I want to go home and fuck you.
Dennis: omg
Dennis: are you getting hard under your little roman skirt?
Robby: If you don’t behave I’m going to find another cowboy to ride me.
Dennis: et tu brute?
Robby: I've already started the car.
Dennis: im coming!!!!!
Robby: Not yet you’re not.
Mon, 01 Nov 08:36 AM
Robby: Why is Al-Ashimi asking me if my diarrhea subsided?
Dennis: you put me on the spot and i had to tell her something to get out of the party
Robby: You could’ve said anything else?
Wed, 03 Nov 04:39 PM
Dennis: so? how did it go?
Robby: I didn’t bolt out 5 minutes in, so I’m calling it a win.
Dennis: should we order sushi to celebrate your first successful therapy session?
🍣👍🏻
Sun, 07 Nov 11:12 AM
Dennis: what’s the deal between dr abbott and samira?
Robby: You don’t want to go there.
Fri, 12 Nov 06:49 AM
Dennis: REMEMBER TO WISH TRINITY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHEN SHE COMES IN
Robby: Thanks for the reminder.
Robby: I also got her a pastry from the place she likes.
Dennis: did you get one for me also????
Robby: Yes of course.
🫶
Sun, 14 Nov 12:21 PM
Robby: How was your lunch?
Dennis: very good! mel ordered sandwiches
Robby: Oh I know. My desk is covered in crumbles.
Dennis: dr grumpy is in the house today!
Wed, 17 Nov 08:17 AM
Dennis: im actually dying
Dennis: i leave u my funk records
Dennis: tell trinity i loved her
Robby: How’s your fever doing?
Robby: You’ll live.
Sun, 21 Nov 06:39 PM
Robby: Are you smoking? You know the rules.
Dennis: no? i had my last one on halloween
Dennis: SHIT I FORGOT THE BROWNIES IN THE OVEN!!!!!!
Thu, 25 Nov 10:05 AM
Robby: McKay said you fell?
Dennis: slipped on literal pee
Robby: Are you hurt?
Dennis: my ego is very much hurt yes dr robinavitch
Robby: I'm putting in an order for a CT scan.
Wed, 01 Dec 06:39 PM
Dennis: who did u get for secret santa
Robby: It’s not secret if I tell you.
Dennis: come onnnn i’ll tell you mine
Robby: You left your name on my desk I know you have Jack.
Dennis: i fucking hate u
Fri, 03 Dec 07:05 AM
Robby: Dr Santos just wished us a happy anniversary.
Dennis: OMG
Dennis: did we forget it was today???
Robby: Dr Santos just said: “That’s why you need a lesbian in your life”.
Dennis: actually valid.
Thu, 09 Dec 07:55 PM
Dennis: at the liquor store
Dennis: need help
Robby: You don’t have a drinking problem if you enjoy a glass every now and then.
Dennis: shut up im trying to buy dr abbott’s secret santa present
Robby: Honestly he’s more of a beer guy.
Dennis: im fucked
Robby: Not yet. Come to mine after?
Dennis: smooth dr robinavitch
Mon, 13 Dec 07:49 PM
Dennis: there’s a guy at your door asking to see your bike?
Robby: Must be Duke’s friend. Tell him to wait outside. I’m on my way.
Dennis: are you selling your bike?
Robby: I don’t know yet, I’m testing the waters.
Dennis: i’m gonna blow you so hard when you come home
Fri, 17 Dec 03:33 PM
Dennis: is it dana
Robby: No.
Dennis: perlah
Robby: No.
Dennis: ellis?
Robby: No.
Dennis: jesse?
Robby: No.
Robby: Are you really going to list all of our collegues?
Dennis: no just the ED staff
Sat, 18 Dec 08:09 PM
Robby: So, don’t freak out.
Dennis: great way to start a conversation dr robinavitch
Robby: Jake’s mom invited us both to theirs for Christmas. We don’t have to go if you don’t want. I don’t even celebrate so it’s not that big of a deal.
Dennis: jake already texted me it’s fine
Robby: Since when are you two texting?
Dennis: since the day i decided i wanted to be your stepson’s favorite
Dennis: i already bought him the game he wanted for his switch you just have to sign the card
Robby: Oh god I love you so much.
Mon, 20 Dec 10:35 PM
Dennis: soooo i was looking for a fleece to steal from you and found a giftbox of victoria secret’s fragrances in your wardrobe
Dennis: either you’re cheating on me w someone who smells of “bare vanilla”
Dennis: or you got javadi for secret santa
Robby: What can I say my lover enjoys sweet perfumes.
Dennis: you’re on thin fucking ice
Thu, 23 Dec 09:23 PM
Robby: Want to talk about it?
Dennis: nah
Robby: I’m here if you need me.
Dennis: so stupid
Dennis: i hadn't talked to him in so long
Robby: I know. Still here.
Fri, 24 Dec 07:30 PM
Robby: Call me when you land! I love you.
Sat, 25 Dec 08:20 AM
Dennis: why did you stop?
Robby: Merry Christmas to you too. How’s it going back home?
Dennis: terrible.
Robby: I’m so sorry it’s not going well.
Dennis: why did you stop asking me to move in with you?
Robby: Maybe we should talk about it when you’re in Pittsburgh?
Dennis: please, robby.
Dennis: my father just died i’m in my childhood bedroom in the city i grew up in and i can’t shake the feeling that this is not my home anymore
Dennis: hasn’t been for a long time
Dennis: so, why did you stop?
Robby: I thought I was pushing you too much.
Robby: I know you like living with Santos, we’ll get there when and if you’re ready.
Robby: No rush.
Dennis: ask me again
Robby: Dennis…
Dennis: can i move in with you?
Robby: Yes.
Tue, 28 Dec 01:15 PM
Robby: I’m parked at the terminal.
Dennis: i’m almost home
❤️
Fri, 31 Dec 11:56 PM
Dennis: where are u????
Dennis: it’s almost midnight!!
Dennis: need my sugar
Robby: Coming right up!
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