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"What are this kids talking on their phones everyday?"

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Ace:Did professor Crewel just tell us the whole process of doing crack or am i going crazy?

Epel:I mean...its potions, im sure he knows how to do crack.

Yuu:The more you know i guess...

Ortho:I can assure all of you that professor Crewel does know how to do crack, but he chooses not to since, based on the formula, Professor Crewel is capable of synthesizing substances with similar effects, but more refined.

Jack:And how do you know that?

Ortho:I can't answer that.

Ace:Ah

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TWST GC fic.

Except i took this chats from my school time with my friends and changed some things to match the TWST universe.
This is for fun.
English is not my first language
This is my first fic (and i decided to do a crack one of course)
Im gonna try my best to make this on character :D

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter Text

First Years 

We the shit, you a shit (Ace named the group)

 

Ace:Wich one of you motherfuckers forgot to tell me that today was P.E day.

 

Deuce:Ace...its the middle of the semester...we had this class for a whole month already why are you confused?!

 

Ace:Cause i forgot? Epel kept reminding me so i just used him as my reminder of the day.

 

Epel:Bitch what am i? An alarm?

 

Jack:Can you guys try to make a single phrase without using bad words?

 

Ace:No.

 

Deuce:No

 

Epel:No

 

Yuu:No

 

Grim:No

Bitch.

 

Jack:I hate yall.

 

Sebek:WHAT ARE YALL DOING TEXTING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS?!

 

Ace:Wait class? It already started? Shit i was waisting time on the corridors.

 

Yuu:How did you not get caught by Trein?

 

Ace:Im sneaky.

 

Deuce:Yeah like a cockroache.

 

Epel:Ha you said cock.

 

Deuce:Stop.

 

Epel:You started it.

 

Deuce:Im gonna tell Vil you said that

 

Epel:Fucking traitor.

 

Yuu:Ace, come to class, professor Varga is gonna start attendance.

 

Ace:Oh shit, distract him for me.

 

Deuce:What do you want me to do?!

 

Ace:Throw a chair at him or something.

 

Epel:Ask about his best friend that he hooked up once.He started telling this gossip on class yesterday and forgot to finish, i want to hear the end of it.

 

Grim:PLS ASK!

 

Sebek:DO NOT, WE NEED TO LEARN, IF HE SPENDS ANOTHER FULL HOUR TALKING ABOUT HIS LIFE WE ARE GONNA WASTE MORE OF OUR PRECIOUS CLASS TIME!

 

Jack:Sebek i don't think they care...

 

Ace:I've arrived bitches.

 

Deuce:Damnit.

 

Ace:Which side are you on?

 

Deuce:Every single one except yours.

 

Ace:Fuck you

 

Jack:Stop. Texting. In. Class.

 

Ace:N.O

 

Deuce:aaand ace got his Phone confiscated.

 

Grim:Ha, dumb bitch.