am i the asshole for telling my friend nobody cares she died?

by alltheshadesofgray

Summary:

in which an AITA post explodes the internet

or

in which the justice league learns about the paris problem

Notes:

i suddenly had inspiration to write a story where the batfam finds out about paris in the most "wtf" kind of way and so here it is

reddit & text message template & twitter generator

i do not know how to code lmaoo, these goats made amazing templates where i could write into

Chapter 1: prologue

r/paris • 1d ago

Posted by u/ladybugs

AITA for telling my friend nobody cares that she died?

Miraculous

okay, so we've all died before right. if you haven't died before, lucky you.

anyways, my best friend, let's call her Anna (F21), was killed in the final battle against hawk turd. she's not a native parisian, she was visiting paris when it all went down. ofc, ladybug (my goat) revived her with the cure, but Anna will not shut up about it. IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS, like gurl, get over yourself.

basically, she was killed in the second cataclysm wave when she refused to hide in the safety zones. i was trying to bring her to Tom & Sabine's (which if y'all haven't been then are you a real parisian?) and this bitch did not understand that we had to get to safety. the alert was code black, she did not understand the direness of the situation. and so she was taking PICTURES of the Eiffel Tower instead of rushing.

Now fast foward five years, she literally will not shut up about how she faced a traumatic experience about how she died, and is always trying to garner sympathy. Is dying a traumatic experience? sure maybe the first two times, but as a veteran parisian, i think she's a little over the top. like literally everytime i see her she tries to guilt trip me into believing it's my fault she died. she has all of our friends hanging onto her every word. and so, on my last visit, i literally snapped at her and said "nobody cares you died! you're not special!"

now my entire friend group is blowing up my phone and demanding i apologize to anna, but i dont really want to. AITA?

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blackcat • 23h ago

NTA. This girl Anna sounds like a real piece of work. Sure, the Final Battle was traumatic, but literally EVERYONE died. Even Ladybug. I can see how it could be traumatic for her, being her first time and all, but she has no right to make it her whole personality, especially given she's not from Paris.

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queenbeeapologist • 23h ago

period.

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croissantlover • 23h ago

I hate how non-parisians try to adapt our trauma as their own

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miraculously • 22h ago

LITERALLY. like did you live here when hawk shit was here? no. now stfu

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ladynoire • 20h ago

ESH - death is traumatic. you're not acknowledging it can be traumatic for a non-parisian. especially the final battle was traumatic as hell. at the same time, this anna girl seems to be milking up the attention.

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iluvrena • 19h ago

YTA. Anna chick is literally 16 during the final battle, first time in paris, cut her some slack

But also you ok??? you would be around the same age as her presumably

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ladybugsOP • 18h ago

lol is anyone okay?

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iluvrena • 18h ago

truth.

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presidentoftheoliviarodrigofanclub • 17h ago

NAH. Y'all just need some therapy.

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jaggedstonesaligatorMOD • 13h ago

YTA. She clearly needs help processing her trauma. Imagine being killed the first time you go to another country

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tayandtravisgotmarried! • 8h ago • edited

NTA. The final battle deaths werent as traumatic as lavaboy or dreamwalker or syren. literally burning to death vs being killed in an instant. Anna needs to be greatful she died quickly

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dramaqueen • 2h ago

ESH - you need to be nicer and she needs to get a life.

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queenbeeapologist • 2h ago

lmaoo fr

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ladynoire • 1h ago

they both seem toxic to each other

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redrobinofficial • 23m ago

INFO????

UM HELLO? I've been reading the comments? wtf happened in paris? Is everyone ok?

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ladynoire • 22m ago

literally buzz off bird boy

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queenbeeapologist • 21m ago

fr. nobody wants gotham here

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blackcat • 20m ago

we don't need gotham's vigilantes worried about us, worry about your crime rates

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croissantlover • 18m ago

nobody's ok. thats like asking if ur joker victims are ok

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miraculously • 5m ago

who let red robin here. mods gettem

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9:41

Batfam

GUYS

have you seen reddit lately??

discowing

what are you talking about?

jedi master-hacker

none of them are on reddit, tim

discowing

why, what's happening on reddit?

reddit.com/comments/AITA_for_telling_my_friend_nobody_cares_that_she_died_?

purple menace

holy shit

i've been going down a rabbit hole of looking through everyone's profiles who commented

apparently they had a super-villain 5 years ago?

bucket head

how did we not know about this?

jedi master-hacker

i've been trying to hack into paris servers

i can't. it's stronger than even the bat-computer's firewalls

‼️

demon spawn

Miraculous? There are active Miraculi in Paris?

what do you know?

demon spawn

Not much. but Mother and Grand-Father were interested in them.

bucket head

great! just what we want

the league of assassins knowing about whatever this is can't be good

Bruce

I'm putting out a League-wide information request. One of the Magic Users are bound to know about these Miraculous

silent but deadly

:(

duke the goat

It was 5 years since the "final battle" which means this villain must have been around for longer

😔

discowing

How did we not know about this???

I don't know, but they don't seem happy that we're interested in knowing

Red Robin
@redrobinofficial

what is happening in paris???

12:53 PM · Jul 6

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queen bee lover @queenbeeapologist · 1:05 PM Replying to @redrobinofficial

nothing.

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Ladybug's #1 Fan @lladybugs · 1:14 PM Replying to @redrobinofficial

bro ran to twitter after failing to get answers on reddit. newsflash, you're not gonna get answers here either

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Rena Rogue is the Best @iluvrena · 1:22 Replying to @redrobinofficial

literally paris is fine now. shoulda worried years ago. not now.

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Notes:

i kinda gave up on the twitter formatting at the end, thats why theres no pfps lmao. the next parts will be regular formatting or maybe laced with social media aspects without the fancy formatting