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Law’s problems all started with a piece of pink paper.
Or maybe they started long before that. He hoped it wasn’t before that.
You would think his reputation alone would be enough to keep people at arm’s length. That after everything he had done, everything he had survived, the world would finally learn that “approaching Trafalgar Law” was not a decision people lived long enough to repeat twice.
That the countless marines he had outmaneuvered, and the pirate crews he had dismantled. You would think that the mere presence of seeing his devil fruit would be enough.That this would have been enough to convince people that approaching him was a horrible horrible mistake.
Even if they were not afraid of Law, which would be a foolish thing to even consider. You would think the Heart Pirates’ reputation alone would have been enough to make even the most ambitious Marine commander reconsider even coming near his crew, not to mention him.
That after everything he has done to get his crew back so many years ago when Blackbeard beat him black and blue. After what his own crew had suffered through and came out stronger would be enough.
That should have been enough.
You would think the war for the One Piece, and his survival through it, would have settled the matter permanently.
Him helping Luffy-ya bring the World Government to its knees , against all logic, and Law’s own repeated protest, should have made the point very clear.
That Trafalgar D. Water Law was not to be messed with.
It should have been enough.
Law had spent years carving a path through the Grand Line like it was nothing more than an anatomy lesson gone spectacularly wrong. He had cheated death long before he ever set sail. By all rights, he should have died in the streets of Flevance as a child, another nameless victim swallowed by history.
That the marines should have taken his life with the rest of his family.
He should have been buried beneath the white snow alongside Cora-san, his illness finally claiming what the Amber Lead Disease had started. Or fell to a bullet into the cold unforgiving snow.
Fell next to Cora-san.
He should have faded into memory like the countless others who had never been given the chance to grow up.
Instead, he had lived.
Only for revenge at the beginning but he had lived.
Long enough to avenge Cora-san. Long enough to see Doflamingo fall. Long enough to watch the world itself begin to change beneath the feet of a reckless pirate in a silly straw hat.
It should have been enough.
Every island seemed determined to kill him in a new and inventive way, and somehow he always found himself sailing toward the next disaster before his wounds had fully healed.
Most of those disasters, naturally, involved Luffy-ya. Ever since he asked for a temporary alliance years ago.
It was supposed to be temporary. But Law didn’t seem to have a say in getting rid of the rubbery idiot, and he had tried.
Through pain, and battles he stuck around like a fungus.
Somewhere along the line, Law had stopped asking how the Straw Hat captain managed to turn every carefully calculated operation into absolute chaos. Luffy approached impossible situations with the unwavering confidence of a man who either didn't know plans existed or considered them polite suggestions at best.
Which, Law supposed with no small amount of irritation, was probably why Mugiwara-ya had become King of the Pirates. The one that was the most free in this world.
Free and strong enough to do anything he ever could want.
Not bound by anything or anyone
Law had accepted that. He was even happy that Luffy-ya achieved his dream. Really that his whole crew seemed to do so.
What he had never accepted was the idea that everything he had suffered might still not be enough. That all of Law’s pain would count for something.
That he still didn’t feel free.
Surely, after everything he had sacrificed and survived, he had earned a little peace. A chance to breathe without looking over his shoulder.
A life that wasn't measured by the next disaster waiting just beyond the horizon.
It should have been enough.
Why wasn’t it enough?
His most persistent and inexplicable problem was a single, infuriating Marine commander.
Not an Admiral. Oh how Law wished it was an admiral, that fight would at least last more than a minute. Instead his latest issue was a wet behind the ear brat. That he couldn’t track down to his great shame.
A brat with an alarming inability to take a hint.
Or, more accurately… The letter was currently sitting on the corner of his desk. Because Law has still not managed to meet this brat and beat him into the floor.
He had not touched it yet.
He didn’t want to.
He just wanted it to go away.
The envelope was scented. Something floraly, a pungent artificial smell that covered everything it touched in its stank. It was like someone had tried to bottle “romance”.
Law was starting to hate that smell.
The envelope was pink.
Violently pink. Not the faded blush of old parchment. Not a soft pastel. Not even a respectable muted rose.
No. It wasn’t an acceptable color.
This was a vivid, eye-searing shade that seemed determined to assault anyone unfortunate enough to look directly at it. It demanded attention the moment it entered a room. It practically glowed against the dark wood of his desk.
The type of pink that should be nowhere near his ship.
Why wasn’t it enough?
It reminded him of Doflamingo's coat.
Law wasn't proud to admit that the first time one of these monstrosities had appeared, his stomach had dropped.
For one brief, horrifying moment, he'd genuinely thought it was from him.
That somehow Doflamingo had found a way to send letters from prison for the sole purpose of continuing to torment him. Or even worse he got free from Impel Down. That all their fighting against the world government led to him being free. That the destabilization of the marines was enough for him to get out.
It wasn't impossible. That was the worse part. Law knew he could escape given the smallest opening.
That man was petty enough to hold a grudge from behind bars. That was guaranteed after what Law and Luffy did.
Mingo definitely had enough spite to torrent him if he ever got a chance again and Law knew for a fact that he would take it if he ever got the chance.
So yes, Law's first thought was that the pink letter was from him.
That somehow Doflamingo had found a way to send letters from prison just to torment him. Or worse he was free and was coming for him. For his crew. For everything he had built.
It was a horrible feeling the first time he saw that letter.
So Law was not proud to admit that he'd called in multiple favors just to confirm one simple fact.
Was Donquixote Doflamingo still locked away?
The answer came back from a rookie marine faster than he was expecting. It wasn’t even a day for him to learn the answer.
A solid yes.
Still imprisoned. Still buried deep within the damp stone of Impel Down, beneath enough chains, guards, and layers of security to satisfy even the most paranoid Marine.
The relief had been immediate. And far greater than he was ever willing to admit aloud.
It was embarrassing.
Because for one terrible minute, he'd imagined opening that envelope and finding familiar mockery hidden between the lines. To see his spiraling handwriting that he remembered from his own childhood.
A declaration that he'd escaped. That prison had failed to hold him. That he was coming for him.
That Dressrosa hadn't been the end after all.
That Luffy's victory had only delayed the inevitable.
That the nightmare he'd spent thirteen years chasing hadn't truly ended.
He would have to face him again.
Fight him again.
The absurd thing, the part Law hated admitting even to himself, was that he knew how that fight would end now.
Law would win.
It wouldn’t even be that difficult the second go at it.
Daflamingo should know this fact as well. It would be foolish to come after him.
Law wasn't the broken, dying boy who had hidden beneath piles of corpses in Flevance. Not the same poor boy hid in a treasure chest and sobbed as he felt Cora-san jerk as bullets riddled his body.
He wasn't the young man who had thrown himself into a suicide mission because the thought of living longer than Cora-san without avenging him had felt unbearable.
Back then, he hadn't expected to survive. He hadn't even wanted to.
Law had grown stronger. Smarter. Strong enough to stand beside Emperors and survive. Strong enough that, this time, Doflamingo would fall by his hand if he had to.
It wouldn’t even be that hard this time.
And Law knew it.
His mind knew it.
His body, however, had needed one awful, treacherous heartbeat to remember the helpless child instead.
For that single, miserable second, logic had been lost to memory.
Not because Doflamingo could beat him. But because Doflamingo had once convinced him he always would. That he wouldn’t be free of him.
That there was no escaping him.
For a single second his body seem to have forgotten that Cora-san had already bought his freedom with blood staining the snow.
Forgotten that Luffy had broken the last of those chains with screaming punches driven into the pink bastard's face until Doflamingo finally stayed down.
When it was gone, it left behind nothing but a quiet irritation directed at himself. Old fears had long memories. That didn't make them true.
So when the letter arrived, Law was prepared for almost anything.
Instead the letter was worse. Far Far worse.
The envelope was covered in tiny hearts. The first of many letters to come.
Every single one had been drawn by hand in glittering ink.
His name was written across the center in an elegant font, surrounded by dozens of sparkling hearts that caught the light whenever he moved. Some were large, some small, all of them painstakingly arranged as though the sender had spent hours deciding exactly how much emotional damage they intended to inflict.
There was even a faint shimmer to the ink when it caught the light, like whoever had written it believed that sparkle might somehow improve their chances of survival.
The signature at the bottom read, in equally immaculate handwriting:
Commander Harco.
The first letter had arrived six months ago.
Law remembered it with painful clarity.
Mostly because it marked the beginning of what he now considered an ongoing campaign against his sanity.
Truly, Commander Harco had far too much free time on his hands.
Ever since Monkey D. Luffy had become Pirate King, the seas had shifted into something unstable and unfamiliar. The World Government had fractured into competing priorities, scrambling to maintain control over regions that no longer responded to fear in predictable ways. Entire factions were renegotiating alliances. Former strongholds were being abandoned or repurposed overnight.
On paper, every competent Marine officer should have been buried beneath an impossible workload.
Which only made Commander Harco's behavior all the more baffling.
No matter where Law went, the letters followed.
It didn't matter how often the Polar Tang changed course, how deep it disappeared beneath the sea, or how thoroughly Law erased their trail from every map worth trusting. Weeks might pass in silence, convincing him the nuisance had finally run its course.
Sooner or later, the same News Coo bird with a bright collar would descend from the sky with uncanny confidence, carrying another envelope addressed to him in elegant handwriting.
The fourth letter had been the one that truly unsettled him.
It had found them in the middle of nowhere.
Not metaphorically.
Literally.
They had been days from the nearest island, operating along a route known only to the crew and spending most of their time submerged. Even if someone had known where they had surfaced, they would have been gone again long before anyone could catch up.
Yet the News Coo had arrived without hesitation, landed on the deck as though it had done so a hundred times before, and delivered another letter.
Law could have accepted it if it had come from Doflamingo.
He would have preferred the pink-feathered bastard.
He would have hated it, certainly, but at least Doflamingo had built his reputation on being impossible to escape. The man had a talent for information gathering that bordered on the supernatural. If anyone could somehow locate the Polar Tang in the middle of the Grand Line, it would have been him.
But it wasn't Doflamingo.
It was Commander Harco.
A Marine commander with entirely too much free time and an increasingly alarming ability to locate Law no matter where he disappeared.
Worse, he apparently located him for the sole purpose of sending these monstrous excuses for correspondence.
They weren't coded messages. They weren’t even threatening which made Law feel worse about the whole thing.
Law desperately wished they had been threats.
Threats he understood. Threats had structure. Motive. Logic. They could be analyzed, countered, and, if necessary, cut in half.
Instead…
It was love confessions. Letter after letter. Confession after confession.
The first had been merely unsettling.
The second, concerning.
The third had convinced Law this was no longer an isolated lapse in judgment but a sustained campaign.
The fourth had been six pages long.
To make it worse, it was poetry. Terrible, terrible poetry but poetry
Poetry that confidently rhymed "surgeon" with "sturgeon," as though language itself had looked at the problem, sighed, and decided it had done enough.
Poetry that described his eyes as "stormy pools of destiny," a phrase so profoundly baffling that Law had briefly considered whether they required medical examination. No functioning nervous system should have been capable of producing that sentence without intervention.
Poetry that mentioned his abs seven separate times.
He had counted.
Each mention was somehow more unnecessary than the last, as if Commander Harco genuinely believed attraction could be achieved through sheer statistical repetition.
By the fifth reference, Law had seriously considered buttoning his shirt all the way to his collar whenever he left the Polar Tang.
No one should be sufficiently interested in another man's abdominal muscles to immortalize them in verse.
Law had thrown the first letter away immediately.
A weekish later, another one arrived.
Then another.
Then another.
Soon packages seem to join the letters. The flowers were an unpleasant surprise the first time they arrived along with the letter.
What unsettled Law wasn't the bouquet itself. Flowers are not that threatening.
It was the logistics.
The Polar Tang had been nowhere near civilization, let alone anywhere a florist could reasonably be found. They had been submerged for most of the week. No ports. No islands. No opportunity for anyone to have prepared, or delivered something so elaborate.
Yet somehow, there it was.
Fresh white roses, lilies, blue hydrangeas, and enough greenery to suggest someone had raided an entire greenhouse in the name of romance. The arrangement was enormous, overflowing with pristine blooms that looked as though they'd been cut only hours earlier. There were enough roses to decorate a wedding.
Tucked neatly among the flowers was a bright pink handwritten note.
Law never had the chance to read it. Not that he really wanted to in the first place.
The flowers had mysteriously vanished from his office sometime later and reappeared in the crew's dining area.
No explanation. No culprit. Just suddenly… decor. Like the flowers were always meant to be there. As though the arrangement had always belonged in the center of the table.
Law knew exactly why.
The crew thought his gifts were funny
Every absurd letter.
Every extravagant bouquet.
Every increasingly ridiculous attempt at courtship.
To them, it was harmless. A bizarre inconvenience that reliably produced the same expression of quiet, simmering outrage on their captain's face.
They found that expression on their captain's face endlessly entertaining.
By the time the thirteenth letter arrived accompanied by an elaborate box of imported chocolates, Law didn't even bother trying to dispose of it himself.
He simply held the box out.
Shachi accepted it without hesitation.
Penguin was already reaching inside to steal one before Law had fully let go.
Not a single word was exchanged.
There didn't need to be.
Within minutes the chocolates had been divided, inspected for poison at Law's insistence, sampled, and unanimously declared "surprisingly good."
Law walked away before they could offer him one.
That, unfortunately, had been a mistake. The crew had taken that silence as permission. That him handing over the chocolate made this whole situation fair game.
Permission to enjoy the gifts.
Permission to make jokes.
Permission to treat the entire affair as an endless source of entertainment.
After that, the teasing was relentless.
“Marine boy toy,” Penguin had called him once, far too pleased with himself. The resulting scalpel had missed him by less than an inch.
“Maybe he’s got a type,” Shachi had added, dodging a thrown clipboard.
Even Bepo had, on one particularly unfortunate occasion, quietly wondered whether it was some kind of "secret romance alliance" before immediately looking as though he wished the sea would open up and swallow him whole.
Law had simply stared at him.
"I'm sorry," Bepo had squeaked.
"You should be."
It was annoying.
Embarrassing.
But harmless.
It was supposed to be harmless.
A running joke born from boredom and the strange pattern of gifts that kept arriving without explanation.
It was fine…
Flowers. Chocolates. Letters.
Always for Law.
Always an ugly shade of pink. Always carrying some new declaration of Commander Harco's undying affection. Nothing more than an inconvenient crush.
Always vaguely unsettling.
But nothing that he couldn’t handle. It was just a stupid crush. That was all it was. The man would get a life eventually and stop it. The bastard would move on and it would be over.
That was it.
It was a good laugh for the crew, no matter how much he hated it. No matter how much it was starting to feel like something had dug under his skin and refused to leave.
The crew found it funny. They laughed, stole the chocolates, admired the flowers, and waited for the next absurd confession to arrive.
It was fine.
Law could deal with his paranoia. If the crew needed something ridiculous to laugh about after everything they'd survived, then fine.
I was fine.
Everything was fine.
Until the pictures started appearing. That was when the joke stopped being quite so funny. And that was when Law realized he had made his third mistake.
Law should have recognized the escalation sooner.
He should have hunted and killed the Commander before it ever got this far in the first place.
Inside one of the chocolate boxes was a photograph. He wasn’t even the one who saw it first. It was the crew. Law had handed over the box of chocolates without a second thought. It was supposed to be a sweet free treat for the crew.
Free food was free food.
It was just another ridiculous attempt at courtship.
Until one of the crew members lifted the lid and found something tucked beneath the chocolates. And judging by the silence that followed, this time they weren't laughing.
Letter number fifteen.
The picture itself was... annoyingly good.
Someone had taken the time to make sure it was clear. Good angle. Decent lighting. No blur. No awkward distance that could be dismissed as coincidence.
Law was walking through a crowded street like any other passerby, completely unaware that someone had been watching him. Penguin was beside him, grinning widely as he animatedly explained the tragedy of a seagull stealing his sandwich.
A completely ordinary moment.
The first time he saw it a shiver ran down his spine.
The second photograph, hidden inside letter sixteen, was worse. Much worse
Law sitting alone at a bar. His coat draped over the stool beside him. A glass untouched in front of him. His gaze distant, somewhere far beyond the dim lighting and low murmur of the room.
It was just… him.
During one of his wandering cat acts. A moment he had stolen for himself.
A moment no one on the crew had been present for.
No one, as far as they knew, had even known he was there.
And yet someone had. To say it was concerning would have been an understatement.
The change in the crew was immediate.
The jokes stopped.
The laughter faded.
The next time another pink envelope arrived, no one fought over the chocolates.
No one teased Law about his supposed admirer.
No one laughed at the ridiculous handwriting or the glittering hearts.
The joke was gone.
It was treated as a breach of security.
A violation of Law’s personal space that demanded immediate countermeasures.
The same chocolates that had once been passed around with lazy curiosity were now confiscated before they could even be opened. Flowers were inspected for hidden compartments.
Letters were read twice, once for content and once for anything that resembled surveillance intent.
They still let Law open the letters first.
That was the one thing he refused to compromise on.
No matter how suspicious the crew became, no matter how many times they pointed out that allowing their captain to be the first person exposed to an unknown delivery was the exact opposite of a reasonable security measure, Law would not budge.
He was the one they were addressed to.
He was the one who had to deal with them.
That did not mean the crew was willing to let him deal with them alone.
They had made it very clear that after Law finished reading, the letter was being handed over for inspection.
Penguin stopped joking about “Marine boy toys.”
Shachi stopped smiling when a News Coo appeared overhead.
Even Bepo didn’t laugh anymore.
The entire atmosphere aboard the Polar Tang had turned bleak.
The ship stayed submerged longer after every letter arrived. Routes were altered more frequently. Every unfamiliar sound outside the submarine earned immediate attention.
Flowers never made it past the galley now.
They were intercepted the moment they appeared, sometimes before Law even knew they’d arrived. Shachi had once claimed he could “sense floral anomalies,” a statement no one had been able to disprove, largely because no one wanted to encourage him.
The entire crew went on high alert the moment they breached the waves.
Law was officially banned from going anywhere alone.
Not advised.
Not suggested.
Banned.
His crew had grounded him.
The Surgeon of Death.
Captain of the Heart Pirates.
A man who had survived some of the most dangerous people in the world.
Grounded.
He couldn’t go two feet outside the submarine without someone shadowing him. No more wandering off alone. No more slipping into towns like a ghost and expecting no one to notice.
Law hadn’t agreed to it.
He’d just… stopped resisting it as much.
It wasn’t logic that won out.
It was Bepo.
The simple fact that someone was doing this someone was watching him, tracking him, finding him when he thought he had disappeared had left his polar bear so stressed that Bepo had started crying whenever Law even suggested leaving alone.
Those teary eyes. The way he stood in the doorway like the entire ocean might swallow him if Law disappeared again. The quiet, unshakable certainty that if Law went missing, it would be permanent this time.
Law could handle threats. He could handle enemies. He could handle Commander Harco’s increasingly deranged attempts at courtship.
What he couldn’t handle was Bepo looking at him like that and asking him, very softly, not to disappear.
So he allowed them to follow him around like little shadows. Violent shadows that would cry if he tried to get a second to himself.
Shadows who were apparently prepared to start a fight at the slightest perceived threat.
The last island had been proof enough.
One of the local vendors had made an offhand comment about Law's tattoos being attractive, and Shachi had spent five full minutes arguing with a cabbage seller about whether that was an inappropriate thing to say to a pirate captain.
It had taken Law threatening to assign toilet duty for a month in order to end that yelling.
So Law had shadows now.
Violent shadows that Law couldn’t get away from.
Law knew his crew was making a statement, Trafalgar Law was not allowed to be harassed.
Not by Marines.
Not by pirates.
Not by whoever, or whatever, Commander Harlow was.
Especially not by a Marine commander with an alarming fondness for glitter ink and emotional warfare disguised as romance. Not a commander who somehow couldn’t be tracked, traced, or pinned down no matter how many times Law tried.
Every attempt to investigate led nowhere.
Every trail vanished.
Every piece of information turned into another dead end.
Commander Harco existed just enough to send increasingly elaborate declarations of affection and somehow disappeared the moment Law tried to find him.
It was a problem
Really, he just wanted the bastard dead at this point.
So yes the last six months had not been good.
At one point, he had briefly considered asking the Straw Hats for help.
The idea had arrived uninvited. And it had lingered.
Which was the real problem.
Because for a single, very unfortunate second, he had actually imagined it. He actually imaged asking the new Pirate King to come deal with whatever the fuck this was.
Actually imagined standing in front of the new Pirate King and saying the words.
I need your help dealing with a Marine commander who keeps sending me glitter-covered love letters and somehow knows where I am at all times.
The thought alone was humiliating.
And yet...
He had seriously considered asking the most powerful person in the world and his absurdly powerful crew for assistance.
It was an idea. A horrible, horrible idea. But an idea.
Tempting, too.
Which made it worse.
He could deal with the embarrassment of admitting it. That part would pass. Embarrassment always did. It burned, it stung, and then it became something to bury under sharper problems.
Sure, that conversation would feel like trying to swallow a rock whole. The fact that he would have to explain he was being harassed by a Marine commander. A commander that Law was fairly certain he could kill him in a single blow.
It would wound his pride that was a guarantee. But he was also fairly certain they would end it.
The Straw Hats had a remarkable talent for solving problems in the most direct, catastrophic way possible. They didn't investigate carefully. They didn't negotiate endlessly.
They found the problem.
They declared war on it.
And somehow, impossibly, it usually worked.
It was an idea.
Maybe he could even have Bepo explain it, that way he would not have to do it himself. Wouldn't have to see the confusion. The inevitable questions. The possible amusement for his situation.
Because imagining Luffy hearing it brought an entirely different kind of discomfort. Not shame. Not quite. Something looser. Harder to name.
Law didn’t know how Luffy would react.
Law knew how Luffy reacted to enemies.
He knew how Luffy reacted when someone hurt his friends.
He knew how Luffy reacted when someone threatened the people he cared about.
But this? This was just so stupid of a situation to be in. Embarrassing really.
He genuinely didn’t know what Luffy would do with this situation.
And that uncertainty sat in his chest like a pressure he couldn’t cut out or dissect or throw overboard. And that uncertainty bothered him more than he wanted to admit.
Would he be concerned?
Would he be angry?
Or worse…
Would he find it funny? Like how his own crew found it funny in the beginning.
The idea of Luffy finding this entire mess amusing made something unpleasant tighten in Law’s stomach. That telling Luffy his predicament would cause Luffy to laugh out loud at the stupidness of this whole situation.
Luffy finding the entire situation completely ridiculous because, objectively, it was.
A Marine commander sending glitter-covered love letters.
A pirate captain being chased across the seas by bouquets and terrible poetry.
It was absurd.
Law knew it was absurd.
But if Luffy laughed… Law wasn't sure what he would do with that.
He exhaled slowly and rubbed a hand over his face.
No. He wasn’t doing that. Not yet. He could handle this himself.
Preferably violently. He just needed to find the bastard behind it, and it would be over. Simple. Clean. Final.
It shouldn’t be this difficult.
Law looked back down at his desk. It was the nineteenth letter.
It had arrived by News Coo that morning. They had only been above the surface for a few hours when the damn bird showed up. This one didn’t have a package with it thankfully.
But the bird still found them. The bird with the stupid collar.
Law seriously didn’t understand how that bird found him so quickly. They were in the middle of nowhere.
He made sure they were in the middle of nowhere.
The Polar Tang had drifted off their last known route days ago. Between unpredictable Grand Line currents, sudden course changes, and several dives to avoid unwanted attention, their location should have been difficult to pinpoint even for people actively searching for them.
Yet somehow, a newspaper delivery bird had found them without hesitation.
He had already checked the ship twice for trackers, Den Den Mushi relay tags, even the more creative Marine intelligence methods he had seen over the years.
Nothing.
Which somehow made it worse. It made the whole crew feel worse.
The fact that it had delivered the letter before noon felt like an insult layered on top of an already escalating problem. Law hadn’t even bothered to look at the newspaper when he saw the letter.
He had, in the span of three seconds, considered several reasonable solutions.
Burning it. Throwing it overboard or Opening a ROOM solely to Shambles the damned thing into the mantle beneath the nearest volcano, regardless of how many hundreds of miles away that volcano happened to be.
Possibly all three.
Instead… he did none of them.
He simply stared.
The envelope remained offensively pink. He knew it could only be from one person, Commander Harco. The nineteenth letter from Commander Harco.
Law didn’t know what to do with it.
He really didn’t want to read it.
A knock rang against his cabin door, the sound sharp and metallic in the cramped confines of the submarine.
"Captain?" The gentle voice on the other side belonged to Bepo.
Of course.
Because apparently the universe had decided that one problem at a time was too generous.He wasn't in the mood to deal with his friend right now.
"Go away."
The door opened anyway.
Of course it did.
Law wasn't even surprised anymore.
Somewhere along the way, his crew had collectively decided that his orders were open to interpretation. "Go away," apparently, translated into "come in anyway, just slower" in whatever language they all seemed to speak behind his back.
He had once asked why they only followed his orders about half the time.
Their answer had been deeply unhelpful.
Something along the lines of him being perfectly capable of taking care of himself, but apparently being completely incapable of being responsible for his own health and safety.
Which, according to them, was different.
They had said it like it was obvious.
Apparently, somewhere along the line, they had collectively concluded that he couldn't be trusted with his own well-being. The fact that none of them had sounded even remotely apologetic about it had somehow made it worse.
To make matters even worse, this particular brand of insubordination had become noticeably more frequent with the increase of letters.
Every new delivery came with another round of hovering. Another reminder that apparently disappearing alone was no longer considered an acceptable hobby.
Law still had no idea what, exactly, had been said between the crew to get them all to not listen to him and he was beginning to suspect he didn't want to know.
They were just being protective, he knew that.
It was much harder to be angry at people who were only being unbearable because they cared.
Bepo cautiously poked his head through the doorway, as though the extra hesitation might somehow make ignoring a direct order more acceptable.
The navigator blinked once, taking in Law’s expression, the untouched breakfast tray sitting off to the side, and the envelope positioned at the exact center of the desk like it was the subject of a formal interrogation.
“…You look upset.”
Law slowly raised a finger and pointed.
Bepo followed the gesture.
His eyes landed on the envelope.
“Oh.”
A pause. Long enough that Law could practically hear the gears turning inside Bepo's head.
“Another one?”
Law’s eye twitched.
“Another one.”
Bepo stepped fully inside now, ears drooping slightly as he approached the desk with the careful caution of someone nearing an unexploded cannon shell. The comparison was not entirely inaccurate.
At this point, anything involving Commander Harco's letters had become a potential tactical incident.
“The commander?” Bepo asked quietly, it was so soft that Law had trouble hearing it.“So… what does it say this time?”
Law did not answer immediately.
His fingers tapped once against the edge of the desk controlled, restrained, the kind of motion that suggested he was actively choosing not to commit a felony.
“I haven’t opened it.”
Bepo’s ears perked. “You haven’t?”
“No”, the single word was forced out of Law like he'd rather be anywhere else than having this conversation.
Talking about the pink envelope.
Again.
Silence settled between them.
Bepo was now looking directly at him, his expression caught somewhere between confusion and concern. His gaze drifted from Law to the unopened envelope, then back again. Bepo stared lingering on the offending piece of paper as his dark eyes seemed to glare at the pink monstrosity. .
“…Why not?”
Law leaned back in his chair.
For a moment he looked tired. Not physically tired.The kind of exhaustion that settled into a person's bones after repeated exposure to something they had no defense against.
Law brought a hand up to his face and began rubbing his temple in slow, measured circles, as though pressure alone could erase the memory.
“Because the last one contained a hand-drawn diagram.”
Bepo froze. “A diagram?” His voice came out a little higher than intended. The word stretched awkwardly as Bepo’s brain attempted to process what possible reason a love letter could have for containing a diagram.
“Yes.”
“What kind of diagram?” Bepo’s question came out slower this time, more careful.There was a slight tremor in his voice that grew stronger the longer the conversation continued, like some part of him already knew the answer.
Law’s expression darkened slightly.
His fingers pressed harder against his temple, as though he could force away the memory through sheer pressure alone.
He hadn't let the crew see the last letter. Much to their disappointment. They had insisted they needed to inspect it for security reasons. They begged even.
Law had refused.
The thought of showing them what Commander Harco had drawn sent a wave of disgust through him that was difficult to explain and impossible to ignore.
The next words that came out of Laws’s mouth were tired. “The kind that should not exist in ink form.”
Bepo’s face shifted as the implication finally settled in properly. Confusion gave way to understanding, and understanding very quickly curdled into something like discomfort. His nose wrinkled, ears flattening further as his imagination did the rest of the work without any help.
“…Oh.”
The single syllable carried far more weight than it should have.
The silence that followed was heavy.
Law let his hand fall from his temple and pressed both palms over his eyes instead. He stayed like that for several seconds.
Long enough to wonder, not for the first time, how his life had somehow reached a point where a Marine commander's love letter was a more exhausting problem than most assassination attempts.
The silence didn't last. The door slammed open. Law immediately knew who it was before looking.
Shachi burst into the room at full speed, nearly tripping over his own feet as he entered. A crumpled newspaper was clutched so tightly in his hand that it looked like it might disintegrate.
His face was red. The type of red that showed that someone was pissed at the world.
“Captain!”
Law didn’t move. The palms of his hands still pressed tight against his eyes. “What?” he replied flatly.
What else could go wrong.
Law let his hands fall away from his face as Shachi thrust the newspaper forward harder, as if urgency alone could change whatever was printed on it.
“The World Economy News Paper,” Shachi said, voice cracking slightly on the last word. And somehow, that was worse than if he had shouted.
Law took the paper and opened it.
Taking up nearly half the front page was a photograph of Trafalgar Law.
Across the top, in letters large enough to feel like an accusation:
SURGEON OF DEATH’S SECRET ROMANCE?
For a full five seconds, no one moved. Law’s eyes couldn’t quite process what he was reading, as though refusing to acknowledge the existence of ink arranged in that particular order might somehow make it disappear.
The sounds of his crew faded around him. The usual noise of the Polar Tang, quiet machinery, distant footsteps, Shachi muttering something unintelligible, slipped into the background until all that remained was the paper in his hands.
That headline.
That photograph.
That implication.
Law only came back to himself when Bepo dropped his coffee.
The mug shattered against the floor with a sharp crack. Hot liquid spread across the floor
A second later, Law felt it soaking into the side of his shoe
He barely noticed.
Because Bepo was growling.
Actually growling.
The sound rumbled low in his chest as he stared down at the newspaper, ears pinned back and expression shifting into something between outrage and disbelief.
Law very slowly set the paper down like it had become something dangerous to even touch.
“That’s him,” Bepo said suddenly. “ It has to be him.”
Quiet. Flat. Final.
Bepo stepped forward and pressed a claw into the newspaper, right above the photograph of a man in a Marine uniform. Sharply dressed. Composed. Younger looking than Law had expected. Blond hair pulled back neatly, catching the light in a way that made the image feel almost deliberate.
Not a candid shot. A portrait. And right beneath it, the caption:
Commander Harco.
The text underneath spilled across the page in carefully arranged columns, describing the The words underneath spread across the page in carefully arranged columns, describing the "notable Marine officer's courtship" and his "romantic interest in the notorious pirate known as the Surgeon of Death."
It read like journalism. Technically.
It sounded like mockery.
Law's jaw tightened.
Because buried beneath the ridiculous wording was something much worse.
The world now knows. This was sent to everyone. Everyone would see this lie. A version of events that had been written down, printed, and sent across the seas. It spread like a sickness to all the sea.
Around him, the room felt smaller.
“Captain,” Bepo said, not joking, not uncertain, not soft anymore, just absolute certainty. “Tell us where to go.”
Shachi looked at him, startled for half a second, then stayed quiet.
Bepo stepped forward instead, paws curling slightly into the paper as he stared down at the newspaper like it had personally crossed a line it could never undo.
“Because I don’t care who this Commander Harco is,” he continued, voice tightening with every word.
“I don’t care what rank he has.”
His ears flattened.
"This is too far."
The room went silent. The only sound was the quiet breathing of the crew around him.
Then Bepo's Haki erupted.
The paper in his paw crumpled instantly. His black-tipped claws dug into the newspaper as though the thick stack of pages was nothing more than air.
The headline tore.
The rip traveled straight down the center, cutting through the photograph and splitting Harco's face into two uneven halves.
Law was about to respond when the Den Den Mushi in the room suddenly rang out.
The sound cut through the tension instantly sharp, jarring, impossible to ignore. Just like Bepo’s claws had cut through the paper a moment earlier.
For a brief second, no one moved.
The shredded newspaper lay scattered across the desk. Ink stained the wood in uneven smears. Bepo stood over it, breathing steady but tight. His presence no longer just physical, but something heavier. His Haki bled into the room in faint, unstable waves as he tore his eyes away from the paper and fixed them on the Den Den Mushi.
Law's hand hovered near the receiver. And before reason could catch up, dread settled into his chest. A completely irrational reaction.
Because it couldn’t be Harco.
It couldn’t.
Law knew that much.
He didn’t have this number. No Marine did. Well no active marine had this number.
The Den Den Mushi rang again. Everyone in the room glared at it, as if it was a bomb that was going to go off at any second.
He reached forward slowly and picked up the receiver.
A pause.
Static.
“TRAFFY!”
The bright voice rang through the room, unmistakable even through the crackle of the Den Den Mushi.
Monkey D. Luffy.
Law felt something in his chest loosen all at once. Relief flooded his system so abruptly it almost left him lightheaded.
“Mugiwara-ya,” The name slipped out before he could stop it. Around him, the room seemed to exhale.
The tension didn’t vanish completely, but it loosened its grip. Because everyone recognized that voice.
Recognized that, for once, this was not another threat.
Not another pink envelope.
Not another impossible piece of evidence that someone had been watching them.
Bepo’s Haki steadied first, the pressure in the air settling back into something controlled. His paws unclenched slightly as he glanced away from the shredded newspaper, ears flicking as the familiar voice continued to fill the Den Den Mushi.
Shachi blinked. Penguin let out a slow breath he looked like he’d been holding for far too long.
Law kept the receiver close, eyes narrowing slightly… but not in alarm. Just… attention.
Because whatever this was, it was still Luffy.
Luffy usually meant trouble. A very particular kind of trouble.
Static buzzed faintly in the Den Den Mushi as Luffy’s voice spilling through it, bright and careless, like he hadn’t just upended the entire room with a single word.
The Den Den Mushi crackled softly as Luffy's voice spilled through the receiver, bright and careless, completely unaware that he had just changed the entire atmosphere of the room with a single word.
"TRAFFY! Did you see the paper?!"
Law went completely still.
His eyes closed. Slowly. Like someone trying to convince himself that he was trapped in a particularly terrible nightmare and would wake up if he waited long enough.
Fuck.
For a fraction of a second, no one else moved either. The crew watched him.
“…What paper?” Law asked slowly, lying through his teeth as he looked down at the shredded remains on his desk.
The lie came out smooth, a practice skill. A survival skill at this point.
Because admitting that he knew exactly what paper Luffy meant would require admitting several things he was not currently prepared to admit.
There was a pause on the other end.
Just long enough that Law could practically picture Luffy staring blankly into space, trying to figure out how best to explain something that he had assumed everyone already knew.
“The one with your face on it! It’s everywhere! It said you have a secret romance!!”
The voice rang out of the Den Den Mushi, and the snail itself. It was wide-eyed and animated as always seemed almost too cheerful for the information it was delivering. Its little mouth stretched into that characteristic grin, antennae bouncing slightly as if it shared in Luffy’s excitement, though the expression somehow felt smaller, tighter than it should have been.
Like even it didn’t fully understand what it was announcing.
Penguin made a strangled sound behind him. Shachi choked on air. Bepo’s ears shot straight up again.
Law’s grip on the receiver tightened.
“…No,” he said flatly. Like denying reality might somehow make it reconsider.
“But it said romance!” Luffy continued, completely undeterred. “Who is it?? Do I know them??”
Silence.
A very specific kind of silence settled into the room. The kind that didn’t come from confusion or hesitation, but from everyone collectively realizing that the direction of this conversation had become something sharp enough to cut itself on.
Because Law knew exactly where this was going.
And he didn't want it to.
He didn't want to explain this.
Didn't want to say the words out loud.
Didn't want Luffy to know.
Law’s eyes flicked once to the shredded newspaper still scattered across his desk.
Ink-stained paper. Torn headline. The photograph split cleanly down the middle like it had been deliberately executed.
Commander Harco's face in two pieces.
A ridiculous situation. A humiliating situation.
A situation that had somehow become public.
Law stared at it for a moment longer.
He had spent years dealing with problems that were far more dangerous than an obsessed Marine commander with a talent for glitter ink and terrible timing.
This was manageable.
He tore his eyes away from the paper and pulled his resolve together.
“…It’s nonsense,” he said. The word came out flat and quiet. It didn’t even sound convincing to his own ears.
“Traffy,” Luffy said immediately, voice sharpening in a way that meant he was suddenly paying attention. The brightness faded and it got darker as the next words came out “You’re lying.”
“I am not.”
“You are.”
Law's jaw tightened.
“I am not discussing this.” The words came out more of a hiss than anything. A sharp, irritated snarl that would have put Bepo's earlier anger to shame. The tone Law used when he had already decided the conversation was over.
The tone he used when he had run out of patience three days ago and had somehow been expected to continue functioning anyway.
Law was done.
Done with all of it.
Flowers. Letters. Photos. Luffy
Luffy doesn't need to know.
Behind Law, Bepo leaned slightly forward, as if physically restraining himself from intervening in whatever disaster this was becoming. Penguin looked like he was one wrong word away from becoming part of the furniture. Shachi had gone suspiciously still, like motion itself might count as consent to whatever this conversation was evolving into.
Luffy’s voice dropped a fraction, suddenly suspicious in a way that was almost worse than enthusiasm.
“You dating the marine guy? Toroa.” The question came through the Den Den Mushi rough and distorted.
It was absurd.
Completely absurd.
The idea that he would be dating a Marine, of all things, was so far removed from logic it almost felt insulting. Like Luffy had somehow forgotten everything the Marines had taken from him. Everything they represented. Everything Law had spent years fighting against.
That he would ever date one…
Law exhaled slowly through his nose.
“…No,” he said at last, flat and immediate. But even as the word left his mouth, Law could tell Luffy wasn't listening.
Not really.
Because Luffy was already caught up in whatever strange line of reasoning had led him here.
Behind him, Bepo shifted slightly. It was a tiny movement.
The kind that suggested he wanted to say something, then immediately thought better of it when Law turned and gave him an icy glare.
Bepo stopped.
"WHO IS HE?"
Luffy's voice suddenly exploded through the Den Den Mushi again.
Law looked back toward the receiver.
"I told you," he replied, sharper now. "It's nothing."
“But it’s in the paper!” Luffy insisted. “He looks annoying.” The eyes on the Den Den Mushi narrowed. Actually narrowed. Like the snail itself was glaring at Law on Luffy's behalf.
And that was the second time in the last three minutes that Law had been genuinely thrown off.
Because somehow, with almost no information, Luffy had reached a conclusion.
Commander Harco looked annoying.
The simple fact that Luffy had decided, casually, instinctively, that Commander Harco looked annoying, and was treating that as a valid investigative lead.
Luffy was right, he always was right about people.
Harco was annoying.
Objectively. Persistently. Impressively so, given the circumstances.
Not that he would ever say that out loud. Not to Luffy. Not to anyone. Especially not while Luffy was already operating under the completely incorrect assumption that Law was somehow romantically entangled with the man currently ruining his life via stationery.
Law’s jaw tightened. At this point, he was fairly certain he might break a tooth from how hard he was clenching it.
“…That is not the point,” Law responded instead, sharply. “He is irrelevant.” Law’s voice came out flat controlled, final, the kind of tone that was meant to end a conversation before it had the chance to grow teeth.
But it didn’t work.
It would have worked on anyone else.
Anyone reasonable. Anyone who understood subtext, or restraint, or the basic concept of letting things drop.
But this was Luffy.
It rarely did work on Luffy.
And on the other end of the Den Den Mushi, there was only a brief pause like the words had hit something solid, bounced off, and been immediately discarded.
“…So you’re not telling me,” Luffy said, suddenly simple again. His voice dropped slightly, losing all brightness and gaining something steadier. He sounded less curious now, and more set like a decision forming in real time.
Law recognized that tone immediately.
It wasn’t Luffy thinking.
It was Luffy deciding. The kind of voice that came right before he stopped asking questions entirely and just did whatever felt right instead.
Consequences be damned.
Bepo, quieter but much faster, leaned forward.
Before Law could react, the polar bear had already reached across the desk and plucked the pink envelope from the scattered remains of the shredded newspaper.
He held it up carefully.
Like evidence in a trial that no one had agreed to hold.
Law's eye twitched.
"...Bepo."
The warning came out low. Law shook his head once. A silent no. A silent plea not to tell Luffy. Do not hand the entire situation to Luffy piece by piece.
Bepo held onto the letter but didn’t say anything. He simply looked away from Law.
Then Luffy spoke.
“Then I’m coming.” The words came through the Den Den Mushi with so much conviction that, for one brief moment, Law genuinely didn't know how to respond.
When Luffy decided something, it became a fact.
Even the Polar Tang seemed to hesitate for half a second, like it had heard something it didn’t want to process.
Law didn’t move.
“…No,” he said, dangerously calm. The kind of calm that existed right before something broke.
But Luffy had already moved on.
“Where are you?”
That was worse. Not a question anymore.
An intent.
Fuck Fuck Fuck .
Behind him, Bepo stood frozen.
Still holding the pink envelope.
Like he was genuinely debating whether it was worth physically going against Law to stop him from making this worse.
The bright paper looked far too innocent for the kind of disaster it was now involved in.
Shachi looked like he was actively reconsidering oxygen.
Penguin slowly leaned forward. "Captain...?"
Law didn't answer. Because he knew.
He knew exactly what they wanted.
They wanted him to tell Luffy. They wanted him to stop carrying this alone. They wanted him to aske for help. Let someone else step in and fix a problem that had already gone far beyond ridiculous.
Law couldn't do it.
He didn't even look back at his crew.
Because if he did, he would have to acknowledge the disappointment he knew would be there.
He would have to acknowledge what Bepo was about to do with that envelope.
What Penguin was about to suggest.
Or the fact that Luffy, on the other end of the line, was already halfway to turning "Where are you?" into something irreversible.
And Law knew what happened when Luffy decided something was happening.
There was no stopping it.
Before any of that could happen. Before Bepo could speak. Before Penguin could intervene.
Law ended the call.
The Den Den Mushi clicked sharply into silence.
The quiet afterward felt heavier than the ringing had.
For a moment, the room didn’t move at all, like even the ship needed a second to understand what had just been done.
Then Law’s hand came up to his face.
Pressing hard against his eyes.
A long, exhausted groan slipped out through his fingers.
“…How,” he muttered, more to himself than anyone else, “did it become this.”
Behind him, nobody answered.
The Den Den Mushi sat silent on the desk, still faintly warm from Luffy’s voice, as if it hadn’t fully accepted the conversation was over.
Law kept a hand over his eyes.
“…How,” he muttered again, “did it become this.”
Behind him, something shifted.
Law lowered his hand slightly.
He watched as Bepo finally opened the pink envelope that had been sitting on the desk all morning.
The paper gave with a soft ruffle.
A low, uneasy sound slipped out of Bepo, half growl, half something worse, as his eyes scanned the contents. His posture changed immediately, shoulders tightening, fur bristling in a way that made the air feel heavier.
Law was getting tired of seeing Bepo look like that.
Especially because every time Bepo looked like that, it meant the situation had somehow become worse.
“Captain…” Bepo’s voice was quiet again. Careful. Almost hesitant. Like he already knew whatever he was about to say would only add another weight onto Law's shoulders.
Law’s fingers tightened slightly against his brow. “What.”
Bepo moved forward, just one step.
Instead, he simply held out the note.
Law didn’t move at first.
Didn’t look. He felt too tired to look.
Because he already knew, on some level, that whatever was in that envelope was going to be the part that made everything worse.
“…Captain,” Bepo repeated, softer now. His paw lifted slightly, rubbing at the back of his neck in an awkward attempt at reassurance.
It didn't work.
Law finally lowered his hand and looked at the note he was avoiding all day.
The handwriting inside was the same as always careful, neat, infuriatingly composed. There were fewer hearts in the letter this time.
The message wasn’t long.
Just one line.
See you soon.