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The Wrong Colours

Summary:

Harry is an orphan and the Boy Who Lived and everyone knows him, obviously. But imagine if the Sorting Hat just went hmmm and PUT HIM IN FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF. And people are like oh damnn maybe this kid isn't the Chosen One after all. IMAGINE IF DRACO GOES INTO GRYFFINDOR INSTEAD??

Inspired by a Tumblr post. I have no self control.

Notes:

Harry was brought up in a bad environment. He was domestically abused and forced into child labour for years, so he already possesses quite a bit of Hufflepuff in him. He's hardworking (anyone would be if they were on survival mode since they were six), and he's patient (he bears Dudley's cruel remarks day after day), loyal (meets Ron for like two seconds and becomes best friends? Like, c'mon). And a Gryffindor Draco, think about it—he's reckless enough to steal a Remembrall mid-air his first week, proud to the point of self-destruction, desperate to be seen as brave even if he's terrified underneath, and performative as hell about his own courage. The boy challenges Harry to a midnight duel in a castle he's never been in before. That's not cunning, that's sheer nerve.

And imagine the Sorting Hat being a little bitch and shouting out how wondrous and courageous Draco is, how it senses great potential when the blond menace wears it, and everyone's like 'Malfoy? Could it be?' And for Harry, because it loooves being a little bitch—Harry with his oversized clothes and broken glasses and empty head, who doesn't know anything about houses or blood purity or what any of this means—the Hat reads his mind, goes fuck, this kid's been through shit, shouts a bunch of crap about loyalty and quiet endurance for jokes, and sends him down to Hufflepuff.

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Hat's voice curled through his mind like smoke through a keyhole, warm and ancient and somehow deeply amused.

Ah. The famous Harry Potter. I've been waiting for you, my boy.

Harry sat frozen on the three-legged stool, the entire Great Hall silent, hundreds of eyes pressing against his back like physical weight. He didn't know what he was supposed to be thinking. Was he supposed to try to be brave? He didn't feel brave. He felt small and hungry and like his scar was burning, and he was desperately trying not to fall off the stool because the last thing he needed was to embarrass himself in front of everyone who already knew his name.

Not Slytherin, he thought desperately, because Hagrid had said something, and Ron had said something, and he didn't want to be bad, he didn't want to go bad—

Not Slytherin? The Hat sounded almost disappointed. But you have such lovely ambition, dear boy. The ambition to simply survive. To outlast. To endure when endurance is all you have left. Do you know how rare that is? How much will it takes to keep getting up every morning in a house that hates you?

Harry didn't know what to say. He hadn't thought of it as will. He'd thought of it as... just what you did. You got up. You made breakfast. You stayed out of Dudley's way. You didn't complain because complaining made it worse.

Oh, the Hat breathed, and there was something almost tender in its voice, something that made Harry's throat tight. Oh, I see. I see it all, don't I? The cupboard. The chores. The way you learned to be quiet, to be useful, to be good so they might forget to be cruel for just one day. The way you clung to the first person who offered you friendship on a train because loyalty is the only currency you've ever been paid in.

Please, Harry thought, and he didn't even know what he was asking for. Please, I just—I don't want to be alone again.

The Hat was quiet for a long moment. Then, in Harry's mind, it laughed—a rich, delighted sound, ancient and wicked and fond all at once.

Oh, my dear boy. You won't be alone. You could never be alone. You have the heart of a badger, Harry Potter—fierce in defense, stubborn in love, patient beyond all reason. You will dig in your heels and refuse to let go of the people you choose, and they will never understand why you are so relentlessly kind to them.

But—

But nothing. You asked not to be alone? Then HUFFLEPUFF!

The last word was shouted to the hall, and for one perfect, crystalline moment, there was no sound at all.

Then the whispers started.

Harry slid off the stool in a daze. The Hufflepuff table erupted in confused, polite applause, and he walked toward it like he was dreaming, past the Slytherins who were staring with open disgust, past the Ravenclaws murmuring to each other, past the Gryffindors who looked personally betrayed

And past Draco Malfoy, still standing in line, his grey eyes wide and furious and something else, something Harry couldn't name.


The Hat barely paused on Draco's head.

Oh, this is delicious, it purred. Another one they think they know. Another name, another legacy, another child shaped by someone else's expectations. Tell me, young Malfoy—what do you want?

Draco's jaw tightened. Slytherin, he thought, sharp and clear. My whole family—

Yes, yes, Slytherin, ambition, cunning, all very impressive. But I see something else, don't I? I see a boy who stole a broomstick at age seven and flew it straight into a tree rather than admit he didn't know how to land. I see a boy who talks and talks and talks because he's terrified of what silence might reveal. I see a boy who wants, more than anything, to be brave—but he's never been allowed to be.

That's not—I'm not— Draco's hands were shaking where they gripped the stool. Gryffindors are idiots. Gryffindors are reckless and loud and—

And you, my dear, are absolutely desperate to be seen as something other than your father's shadow. You want to be chosen for yourself. You want to be the hero of your own story for once, not the villain in someone else's. How wonderfully, terribly Gryffindor of you.

No, Draco thought, but there was no force behind it. No, you can't—my father will—

Oh, your father will hear about this, the Hat agreed cheerfully. And so will everyone else. GRYFFINDOR!

The hall exploded.

Draco ripped the Hat off his head, his face bone-white, his hands trembling so badly he nearly dropped it. The Gryffindor table was in chaos—cheering and shouting and confused laughter—and at the Slytherin table, someone had actually stood up, pointing, while others just stared in horrified fascination.

Draco walked to the Gryffindor table like he was walking to his own execution. He sat at the very end of the bench, as far from everyone else as possible, and didn't look up.

At the staff table, Dumbledore's eyes were twinkling with what might have been delight or might have been deep, cosmic alarm. Professor McGonagall looked like she'd swallowed a lemon. And Snape—

Snape looked like he wanted to set the Hat on fire.


The whispers didn't stop for weeks.

The Boy Who Lived, a Hufflepuff? The Daily Prophet ran a speculative piece. Experts debate: Did the Sorting Hat malfunction? Is Potter truly the Chosen One, or has the wizarding world been wrong all along?

Harry learned to tune it out. The Hufflepuffs, once they got over the shock, turned out to be exactly what he needed—kind without being performative about it, hardworking without making it a competition, loyal in a way that meant they defended him from gossip not because he was famous but because he was theirs now.

He made friends with a round-faced boy named Ernie Macmillan who talked too much about family trees but shared his pumpkin pasties without being asked, and a quiet girl named Hannah Abbott who smiled at him like he was normal and sat with him in the library when the staring got too much.

He didn't see much of Ron Weasley. Gryffindor and Hufflepuff had classes together sometimes, but Ron always looked at him with this complicated expression—half regret, half confusion, like Harry had personally wronged him by not being in the right house. Hermione Granger, when they crossed paths, just looked furious, like she was trying to solve a puzzle that refused to fit together.

And Draco Malfoy—

Draco Malfoy was a Gryffindor disaster.

Harry watched him from across the Great Hall at meals, because it was impossible not to. Draco sat with the other first-years, but he sat apart, his shoulders rigid, his pale face set in a permanent sneer that looked more desperate than cruel.

The Gryffindors didn't know what to do with him. The Weasley twins kept trying to prank him and then looking disappointed when he didn't react with the right kind of outrage. Neville Longbottom, of all people, had tried to sit with him once; Draco had snapped something vicious and Neville had fled, but Harry had seen Draco's hands shaking afterward.

He was trying, Harry realised one day in Potions. Trying so hard to be the Malfoy he was supposed to be, except he was in the wrong house and everyone knew it and he couldn't figure out how to be both things at once.

Harry understood that. He understood it better than he wanted to.


It was November when they finally spoke.

Harry was in the library late, trying to finish an essay on the properties of moonstone, when someone dropped into the chair across from him with enough force to make the table shake.

Draco Malfoy looked terrible. His eyes were red-rimmed, his hair dishevelled, and there was a smudge of dirt on his cheek that suggested he'd been in a fight. A Gryffindor fight, probably. They happened more often than people admitted.

"You," Draco said, his voice raw. "You're the reason, aren't you? The Hat put me there because of you. Because you went to Hufflepuff and it needed to balance the— the absurdity—"

Harry set down his quill. "I don't think the Hat balances anything. I think it does what it wants."

"It laughed at me," Draco hissed. "In my head, it laughed, and then it sent me to the house of—" He stopped, his throat working. "My father wrote me three letters. Three. He thinks I've shamed the family name. He thinks I did it on purpose. He thinks—"

He broke off, and Harry watched him struggle not to cry in the middle of the library, watched him claw back the mask with visible effort.

"I don't know why I'm telling you this," Draco said finally, vicious and small. "You don't even care. You're probably happy about it. The great Harry Potter, finally not the only one everything went wrong for."

Harry thought about the cupboard. He thought about the way the Hufflepuffs had folded around him like a blanket, warm and undemanding, and how sometimes he still woke up expecting the locks. He thought about Draco Malfoy, eleven years old and already learning that his father's love was conditional on a hat's decision.

"I'm not happy," he said quietly. "But I'm not sorry either. I think... I think the Hat sees things we don't want to see. Things we'd rather hide."

Draco stared at him. "That's the stupidest thing anyone's ever said to me."

"Probably," Harry agreed. "Do you want to help me with this moonstone essay? I'm terrible at it."

"I hate you," Draco said automatically.

"Okay."

A long pause. Then, stiffly, like the words were being pulled out of him: "The conclusion is wrong. You're supposed to connect the lunar cycle to emotional resonance, not just list properties."

Harry slid the parchment across the table. Draco snatched it, pulled out his own quill, and started writing in the margins with short, angry strokes.

Notes:

This is a fic I started purely for shits and giggles. Updates will be whenever I feel like it <3