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It was a very bright and sunny day in CraftMine. The sun reflected off and onto the grass… And-
“GET OUTTA HERE MATEY!!” that f***ing bird that I hate.💔💔 Ze was suddenly splashed with a who knows what kind of liquid. NOT THE WHITE LIQUID STOP I WILL CRY.
“S***!” Ze cursed out, shooting Captain Dice with his pistol, then flying away casually. Avoiding to not get splashed with anything else.
The avians wings fluttered the strange potions liquid everywhere while flying back to the house. Moe was away for atleast a few weeks. She had things to do. (HOLY SHII ALEX G MENTIONED OMG oh okay I’ll stop sorry.)
ReGect was in the kitchen, probably not cooking at all because Moe took most of the recipes with her, and ReGect didn’t even bother to charge their damn phone.
Ze flew in gently, surprisingly because most of the time he crashes into something.
”F****ing Dice…” Ze muttered under his breath, walking into the kitchen. ReGect greeting him as he flips a pancake successfully.
“HELL YEAH! ZE DUDE DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!” ReGect exclaimed, and jumped once in excitement. Ze looked up at the ceiling. “Cool but uh why does the ceiling have pancakes stuck on to it.” As you can see by what the fortunate man asked the rejected entity, the poor ceiling had pancakes stuck onto it like little Victorian children begging for more food. (That statement was a joke okay.)
”Nunya.”
”That joke doesn’t work anymore.”
”Yes it f***ing does look!” ReGect looked towards a pancake on the ceiling.
“NUNYA!” The entity yelled.
”Nunya what?” The pancake asked.
”NUNYA BUSINESS!” “WHAT THE F***!?” The couples voices mixed together, Ze shooting the somehow speaking pancake while violently coughing.
”DUDE THAT WAS MY FRIEND! Also are you okay that cough was like- really uh really violent.” ReGect asked, turning back to the pancakes they were working on.
”I don’t know. That dumb a** captain threw some kind of potion at me.” Ze answered, sitting down at the table, laying his dead down onto his arms being used as a pillow while watching ReGect make breakfast.
”Did it have a label?”
”I think. Like it said ‘S-I… Ness.. Something.”
”Ze I think that was a sickness potion.”
”Thanks for using your brain for my personal being.”
”HEY I USE MY BRAIN FOR YOUR PERSONAL BEING ALL THE TIME!”
”Prove it.”
”Why do you think I accepted your confession?”
”…You got a point.”
Ze walked over to the kitchen counter, standing next to the entity. “Dude I think that one is burning.” Ze pointed out, pointing at a clearly burnt pancake. ReGect flipping it quickly. “SH*T! Thanks brah.” The avians wing wrapped around ReGect affectionately. “Yeah yeah. Just pay attention.” I-ITS NOT LIKE I-I LIKE YOU MORE THAN I ALREADY DO! HMPF!
Ts them trust.
Atleast 10 minutes later, the pancakes were finally done.
ReGect had the burnt to a crisp pancakes, the toppings being melted butter, freshly bought blueberries, and some almost expired maple syrup. Ze had somehow perfect pancakes, barely burnt! The avians toppings were whipped cream, (NOT THE FREAKY WHIPPED CREAM ISTG), new strawberries that Moe got them before leaving, and strawberry syrup. Ze thinks maple syrup is too sweet. (Omg I felt like the peppa pig narrator typing that.)
Ze looked at ReGect’s burnt pancakes for a good 2 minutes until ReGect interrupted the staring. “Dude why are you looking at my pancakes like that.”
“Why are YOU eating burnt pancakes? Weird af.”
“Because it’s good?”
“HOW IN THE WORLD ARE BURNT PANCAKES GOOD?!”
Ze’s wings fluttered quickly in shock, his eyebrows narrowing. (Thanks a lot Ze I feel like throwing up bc of you. Don’t spread any more of your sickness onto me.)
The two bickered for a bit, before ReGect took his fork and shoved it into Ze’s mouth. “BLEGH!!” Ze spat it out immediately.
“Damn I guess it’s really bad for you.”
“ITS ALSO REALLY F***ING SWEET!”
“Sorry!” ReGect kissed Ze’s cheek in apology. (FACE CHEEK. FACE CHEEEKKKKKKKEKEKEKEKEKE FACE FACE FACE CHEEK CHEEK CHEEK FACE FACEFACEFACE.)
Ze groaned in annoyance. Leaning into the small peck, blushing a bit.
At least 5 minutes later, the two finished their pancakes, ReGect teleporting the dishes into the empty kitchen sink.
Ze rested their head onto the hard cold table.
“Do you need to go back to bed.” ReGect asked, looking down at their boyfriend. Ze nodding.
The entity picked the avian up, holding his legs up that are wrapped around his waist. Ze hugging the entity’s gold cold collar, one hand rubbing the entity’s horn. ReGect leaning into the soft touch.
“This is why you’re a bottom, lol.”
Ze mumbled into ReGects shoulder. “Nnghh.. No I’m not I’m a top you sh**head…”
“You were literally begging and whimpering for me to stay last night. I dunno what possessed you to do that.”
“…No I wasn’t.”
TIME SKIP!!! HUZZAH!!
VOMIT IS IN THIS PART BE AWARE TRAVELER!
ReGects hand awkwardly rubbed Ze’s back gently, comforting him while he vomited. Ze looked up at ReGect, tears at the corners of his eyes. Ze hugged ReGects legs, ReGects tail wagging a bit. “Okay uh… Let’s get you to bed you fr need some rest.”
”Don’t.. Leave me Reeee…” Ze whimpered pathetically through sniffles. “This is why you’re a bottom.” ReGect let out, bringing out the convo they had during breakfast about Ze totally not being a top. “No I’m a top you sh*thead..” Ze’s voice was muffled by him being in ReGects arms, Ze’s legs around the entity’s waist, and his arms hugging ReGects invisible neck.
The bed groaned (“aghhhhhhhh” said the bed.) as Ze was let down onto the bed. ReGect was about to climb into bed for comfort, but Ze stopped him.
”No go away…”
”I thought you wanted me to stay.”
”No I didn’t..”
”Okay then.”
ReGect opened the door, about to leave, but then…
”REGECT DON’T LEAVE ME!!!” Ze cried, his hand reaching for ReGect. (MADOKA PLEASE DONT GO!)
”Fineeee.” ReGect got into bed with Ze, Ze immediately clinging onto ReGect, hugging him. ReGect hugged back. But then….
”GET AWAY FROM ME!” Ze yowled, getting out of ReGects hold.
“WHAT THE F*** ZE.”
”NOOO STAYYYY!!” “GO GET OUT YOU D*CK!” And the mood swings continued… But it all stopped when Ze had to vomit again.
Chat should I make part 2🧐🧐🧐