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You were currently in a tram going to another roblox server also known as regretevator, going from one server to another was always easy yes, but in summer? You could feel the coding heating like metal under sun, not to count it was summer break for most teenagers and kids, that took you right back to when you were a teenager yourself and hopped from server to server just to never find something good enough for you to and giving up.
You gave your good friend griefer a nudge, how could you forget him? He's the whole reason you were in the tram in the first place. You wanted to show griefer around another servers and hopefully introduce him to a certain bug...
"How are you holding up?" You asked Griefer, he had never switched servers even once, you learned from him, so you could only hope the weak and slow connection in-between servers wasn't too much for him.
"FIN3" (FINE) His reply was very dry and short, you thought the heat was getting to him, you wonder if his plants would wilt, but seeing as he said nothing more and just kept staring idly at the window across from you two you could assume he was just in a bad mood as per usual.
You went back to doing whatever you were doing in the first place, patiently waiting for the tram to arrive at regretevator.
Your train of thoughts was certainly something, you had already organised all your previous thoughts from this week and the last week so now you could only think back to what you had done today. Hmmm...
First you woke up, and then you just did the usual stuff, breakfast, brushing your teeth, showering before deciding you wanted to get Griefer to go with you somewhere, you two barely hung out because you were always in other servers or recharging your energies from the stressful days, so you went over to his very peculiar house by surprise and asked him to go with you, it took some convincing sure but you're sure it was all going to be worth it. You hoped.
You wondered if you should explain Pest to Griefer, maybe they wouldn't get along that much and you wanted to prevent your two great friends from fighting and putting you in a tough spot.
"Hey... Griefer?" You looked towards his direction, one of his vines held up his head while he was practically napping while sitting up, you found it a little curious but it was also cute at the same time, you felt like you were taking care of a plant when you were with him, and well, you three previous cactus were still alive and thriving!
"YE4H?" (YEAH?) He mumbled, sounding tired and bored.
"Just a heads up, do not touch Pests money."
"SUR3 SUR3.." (SURE SURE..) He quickly went back to basically sleeping while you waited, the connection getting stronger and the code changing as you two approached your destination.
You held Griefer's arm as you two left the tram and stepped into the regretevator lobby, you excitedly yapped his ear off about the different floors, of course that would probably have to wait for another day since you already had today all planned out and going out of your way to go to other floors was not in your plans.
You could hear the leaves inside of Griefer's jacket rustling against it while his vines wrapped around your hands and wrist, you wondered if his code wasn't heating up under so much clothing, specially in summer.
"Aren't you hot with all that clothing?" You asked Griefer curiously, now turning to focus on his face which was looking a bit feverish, he was paper white so those things were very easy to notice.
"N0." (NO) You'd be mad or shocked at the dry answer but it was Griefer you were talking to, so you guess there wasn't much of a choice but to accept defeat in silence, you didn't want to pick a fight with someone so stubborn so you just half heartedly shrugged and boarded the elevator.
You opened up your menu and clicked the floor selection UI, choosing to go to Pest's den, or as you preferred to call it, his not so lovely underground activity room.
You reluctantly paid floor tickets in exchange for that floor which honestly hurt your pockets deeply.
You let go of Griefer's arm who out of the corner of your eye looked pained but when you fully looked at him that pained expression had vanished so maybe it was all in your head.
He ever so slightly pulled his cap over his eyes and looked to his sneakers, he gulped dry, a bloxy cola or witches brew would be great right now, he thought to himself.
You heard the faint ding that reminded you that you had arrived at your destination and immediately remembered what you were there for.
You heard the sound of a drill so that meant Pest was there today, I mean you knew he was but you thought you'd have search his den up and down for him, you grabbed Griefer's arm once again and left the elevator.
You basically pulled griefer out of the elevator, or as other people probably saw it as, you dragged Griefer out. Before just yelling Pest's name and it being someone else (he was basically a loner but what if) you looked around and scanned the room for the beetle guy, and after you confirmed it was him you dragged Griefer along with you to go and greet Pest.
"Pest!" You shouted for her, hoping to get her attention.
She set down whatever she was working on and looked behind her, looking a little taken a back that you were there, probably thinking you'd come a little later and not so soon.
They mumbled something under their breath before wiping their hands on their pants and coming over to greet you and Griefer, you once again looked at Griefer which seemed to have a more relaxed look but you knew how to read him exactly and could tell he was slightly feeling more than that, what? Well you could only tell so much.
You did your secret handshake with Pest, which he had once called pointless before silently agreeing and starting to just do it since he knew you wouldn't simply give up on the idea.
"So Pest!" You turned to look at Griefer and then back to Pest "This is Griefer"
You then turned to Griefer "Griefer" You did that looking in between the both of them again before speaking up "This is Pest"
You introduced them to eachother, well, you wouldn't say they were similar at all, but in a way... maybe, it would just be lovely to have your two great friends being eachothers friend.
"彼は愚か者に見える"(He looks like a fool) You heard Pest mumble under his breath and you could only assume (You were mostly right) Pest was cussing him in some way.
"Nice to meet you." Pest finally said with a less vile and condescending tone, the words definitely had less malice in them.
Griefer almost snorted, of course he was also not a dumbass and could tell Pest was very much as mean as him (probably not, only if Pest really wanted to) "N1CE T0 M3ET Y0U TO0" (NICE TO MEET YOU TOO).
They both stayed clear from eachothers personal spaces as you three played card games in Pest's bedroom, you've never been there before so you tried as hard as you could not to judge Pest, it was certainly something... it was cluttered, his bed was against the wall, he had a desk and everything looked nice but it didn't seem organised at all, or atleast it wasn't organised in a way you recognised.
You sat on the ground in front of the bed while Griefer was in front of you more to your right and Pest was more to the left as you three played, you could hear a pin drop from how awkward it was.
You tried to stir chaos, putting a card that would obviously mess up everyone's game and make you all be forced to interact, it's not like you wanted chaos you just wanted them to interact more.
You looked at Pest who had his brows furrowed and lips slightly pursed, his mandibles slightly shiny on the dim lighting.
You then looked at Griefer which of course looked smug as always.
You were quick to be eliminated which left them both to "fight" against eachother, you could only curiously watch as that happened, wondering who would win, it was honestly impossible to guess since both of them were raging nerds, Griefer of course had money as an advantage and had more merch but Pest could just go right ahead and steal those, plus having lots of merch doesn't automatically means someone is good at playing the actual game.
You sat with your back resting against the bed as you watched them both play, even if Pest had a half working AC it was still hot as the devil's ass in that room so you decided to take off your own jacket and use your hand as a fan.
Griefer and Pest both glance at you at the same time, game almost completely forgotten until Pest remembered what they were doing (Griefer took a few more seconds)
You quickly went back to watching them play.
And to not a lot of people's surprise Pest won, in reality it wasn't because he was better or anything, you just distracted Griefer!
"Y0U CH3ATED." (YOU CHEATED) Griefer says with pure hatred as he takes his cards back and turns to you to frown and complain.
"神様、どうか私に力を与えてください" (God, please give me strength) She mumbled again before a frown took over her face again.
"No I did not, you simply lack the skills to outmatch me"
"H0W D4RE Y0U! Y0U CH3ATER" (HOW DARE YOU! YOU CHEATER) Griefer was now set on and convinced on proving that Pest was in fact not playing clean.
The two began an almost scream match, mostly Griefer screaming.
"Calm down!" You tried to separate their fight, getting up from the floor, seeing as it was becoming too heated and you didn't want them to be enemies, that wasn't even remotely close to your plan.
You put yourself in between them, separating them at last.
"That's enough!" Your face was almost red in frustration.
"It's just a game"
"4 G4ME H3 CH3ATED 0N." (A GAME HE CHEATED ON.)
"He did not cheat Griefer, let it go" You turned your head to Pest "And you stop encouraging his behaviour by answering"
Pest crossed his arms and looked to the other side while Griefer stared holes into the side of their face.
The now probably night now continued as you three watched a movie, you made both Pest and Griefer apologise to eachother, yes you knew it was not that serious but you didn't want to set of a bad impression on neither of their minds against eachother.
You still sat in the middle of them in the couch, preventing them of scratching and or biting eachother, if they wanted to act out as children they would be treated as such.
You twirled one of Griefer's vines on your fingers while resting your other hand slightly on Pest's leg.
You relaxed into the couch after a long hot summer day, finally being able to take a breather.
"Do you two want a bloxy cola?" Pest asked before getting up, you didn't think he had any since you'd never seen him drinking any type of alcohol, ever.
"Yeah I'll have one" You replied, not giving much thought to it.
"M3 T0O." (ME TOO) Griefer's voice sounded a bit strained as he answered, awww he probably felt bad, you thought to yourself.
Pest eventually came back from the kitchen, bringing three bloxy colas with him, which he handed you two without saying anything.
Over the course of one hour and a half you could feel them both squirming and being agitated, you wondered if you should say anything or keep quiet, what if they were like in an argument via telepathy? That would worry you about their mental health and superpowers mostly but what if?
You actually considered that before pausing the series you were now watching and sitting up to talk to them more clearly, you also let go of the chilled bloxy cola you were holding and set it down on the table, getting up and feeling quite dizzy but doubling down on standing in front of them.
"Why are you two so awkward?" That definitely sounded more offensive than it should, and you didn't mean it, you just had one too many bloxy colas.
They both each looked separate ways, looking quite nervous.
"What?" The tension (sexual) was heavy in the air as you asked that.
"N0THING." He knew he was busted from the start as he had said that a little too defensively and quickly.
Meanwhile Pest's jaw tightened visibly.
"You two have been so awkward all day!" Your voice sounded tired at that point.
You pouted, being tired, hot (literally and figuratively), and having your plans not go exactly as you planned was making you very upset.
Looking in between them you could visibly see that they both had tents in their pants, Griefer's much more visible than Pest's, of course you didn't want to jump to conclusions so you just assumed they wanted to pee, well atleast you wanted to assume that.
You gulped dryly, your mouth suddenly feeling dry and your underwear quite the opposite even though the weather was horrible to do those things, and* you three were just friends or well atleast you thought so, seeing as they both had been weird these past few months now that you think about it.
You aligned the dots, it all fell exactly into placed, exactly as you thought things would go, you hadn't noticed earlier because you were always just glancing at things and not seeing them as a whole but now that you did see them it just made so much more sense.
The lingering stares, the wandering hands that you shrugged off as just male friendliness, it all weirdly made sense. You held your horses, even if evidence was strong it was never 100% and you could be wrong, but how would you confront them... think... you in your drunken state, how would you confront them?
Well, being the coward you were, you wouldn't, atleast not directly, or maybe at all.
"I know you two are not friends, but maybe you two could try a little harder to not go at eachothers throats?" You meant that in every way, sexual? Maybe. Violence? You meant that even more.
Griefer rolled his eyes while Pest just tensed up and crossed his arms.
You tried to ignore both their boners, very hard to do so in all honesty, of course you had seen a boner before but it was never your best friends boners so that was different.
You picked up your half full bloxy cola and chugged it before going towards Pest's bathroom.
"Need to pee!" You gave a half excuse and looked slightly back just to make sure Pest and Griefer weren't already at eachothers throats.
You locked the door behind you and turned to look at yourself in the mirror, you brushed some of your hair out of your face before opening the sink tap and letting the water wash your hands which then you slapped against your face, but not so hard that it would make a very loud sound and alert that you were not in there to pee even though you now really felt like it.
You rubbed your thighs together and prayed no one entered right then and found you leaning over the sink while rubbing your thighs together looking like a dog. You soon realised if you kept doing that you would look more like a mess than you already were so after a good 30 seconds of basically edging yourself you stopped and stepped back, feeling your underwear get soaked from the stimulation that your clitoris was just under a few moments before.
You brought your shirt to your face and dried it, now, that you were looking a lot more refreshed you flushed the toilet, just to not give them the benefit of the doubt. Now you were back to your usual way, ready to scold those... idiots.
You gave yourself a last quick check and went back to the living room, pretending you knew nothing.
"You two better not be fightin-" You loudly said from the hallway, close to the living room but the wall was still in the way so you couldn't see where they were sitting.
So to say you were surprised when you saw them both with their tongues down eachothers throats was a huge understatement.
They both looked at you as if they were children that were caught red-handed while sneaking candy. How long were you even gone for? Around eight to nine minutes? How did that even happen, i mean you were happy that your two very hot great friends were getting along more well than you thought but seriously how did that even happen?
Griefer sputtered as he instinctively pushed Pest away, spit connecting them, they both seemed to also be surprised.
"I- uh" You stuttered, clearly not expecting the scene in front of you to ever happen. Like, ever.
You gulped, weirdly shifting on your feet, the friction of your underwear making things worse, if someone asked your opinion on threesomes 2 days ago you wouldn't be exactly open minded but your mind right that moment was so open you swear a third eye had appeared on your forehead.
"What are you two doing?" You tried to give them the benefit of the doubt, convinced they were just fighting in weird ways and not totally making out.
"... WH4T D0ES 1T L0OK L1KE?" (... WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?) He asked with pure sarcasm, probably trying to make the whole thing less tense and awkward.
Pest tilted his head to the side and licked his still glistening saliva lips "You want to join, freak?" - "maybe if you take a picture it'll last longer." Again, up to a few days ago you couldn't believe the average robloxian body could get so wet until this exact moment.
You stopped staring and nodded so fast you thought for a moment you might've had given yourself whiplash.
Pest sat up correctly and motioned for you to come closer and so you did, you would jump over the couch in any occasion but today was special so you just walked around and sat down in between them who were faintly smelling like sweat and sex.
You nervously giggled as you were eyed like steak in a predators plate. You felt like you would be devoured at any moment, and well, you probably would (in a non-literal way).
You shifted nervously before Pest took the initiative to pull you by the collar of your shirt and make you lean into her, her eyes roaming over your cleavage and going upwards until they ended up on your lips which were quickly devoured by a very hungry kiss, her mandibles collided with your face and the texture honestly scared you for a second before you got used to it.
Meanwhile Griefer was having an absolutely field day behind you, of course every part of you made him absolutely bricked but your sweet ass? If it was big, small, medium? He would always love it, forever. You felt two hands groping your ass, which made you slightly open your mouth in an o shape, Pest took that as an invite and soon you also felt a slimy tongue sliding inside of your mouth, feeling each one of your teeth and cheeks.
You wrapped your arms around Pest and leaned fully into his torso trying to get comfortable while basically in his lap. Meanwhile Griefer also moved forwards with you, now toying with your waistband and teasing you, Griefer further slipped his hands down your sides and to your front, his fingers dipped down your underwear and he jumped directly to the point by teasing your clitoris.
You and Pest parted lips as you tried to regain your breath which was cut short by Pest pulling you into a kiss again, you and Pest stared into eachothers eyes for a quick sec before you closed your eyes in embarrassment, moaning into the kiss from the stimulation Griefer was giving you.
One of your arms unwrapped from around Pest and palmed his erection through his tight pants, the action was quickly by her thrusting her hips into your hand and letting quiet whimpers into the now mutually vocal kiss. You assumed her mandibles were in the way somehow because the amount of saliva she covered your mouth with was insane.
Your hips also bucked into Griefer's hand and backwards into Griefer's crotch.
You three stayed in that position for a few minutes before Griefer began pulling down your shorts and underwear along. Your pussy now exposed into the air made you shiver in excitement and remember the robloxian/bug you were just making out with was also there and was now probably lacking stimulation so you focused your attention on Pest again and began doing the same to Pest but it was hard since he was under you, so you got his underwear and pants down to his thighs before giving up and just focusing on his peculiar genitalia.
You wrapped your free hand around their hard member, it was quite long and above average, you honestly blushed at the sight of it but tried playing it cool, knowing damn well you were not being discrete at all.
Shit. Did Pest even have lube at all? What was Griefer going to even do, well your question was answered just seconds later when one slimy finger briefly teased your hole before entering, the slight stretch made chills go down your spine, but it was quickly replaced with a slight burning sensation which felt very nice in a weird way.
You kept stimulating Pest and Griefer kept stimulating you, more like prepping because it was necessary but Griefer was probably also enjoying it because of the very nice view he was having.
One finger entered you after another, Griefer made sure you were stretched enough before reluctantly taking his soaked fingers out of you, you could hear him licking his fingers, the wet sound gave it away and made you honestly discover things about yourself you were not supposed to know.
You let go of Pest's member which was glistening with pre-lube, Griefer flipped you over, your back against Pest's chest, feeling Pest breath you relaxed against him as Griefer got situated and put your legs on each side of him, lifting your hip up and getting more access to your hole. He rubbed himself against your folds before slowly introducing his shaft into you, it wasn't as long as Pest's but it was definitely thicker by a whole, you moaned loudly, dropping your head back into Pest's shoulder, she quickly took the opportunity to bite and lick your neck, her hips also bucked forwards and met your butt and lower back.
Pest not wanting to stay out of the fun mindlessly began rubbing against your ass, since you had stimulated her the pre-lube eventually coated her dick and made it easier for it to slide against your two cheeks, Dear Telamon you've never been so turned on as you were right that instant, you open your eyes that you realised now that you had closed them and looked at Griefed which was drooling, his plants and leaves looking absolutely at their best, Griefer was probably happy, you could smell the flower in his chest, it was nice smelling, very nice, you'd even go as far as to buy a perfume of it.
"1M- 1M G0NNA CUM!" Griefer said, his voice strained like he was already holding back, Pest let out a whimper close to your ear as if telling you that he would too, you bit your lip as you braced for impact, Griefer slammed into you, hitting your G-spot and making you gush your own fluids everywhere, as for Pest, you felt her going through something that's for sure. She also slammed forwards and groaned as she probably also came.
In reality it was more than that, since it was summer (beetles mating time of the year) he actually basically laid eggs under you, of course they were probably not fertilised and honestly Pest didn't want them to be. Pest grabbed you and gave you a nudge, making you slump forwards into Griefer's chest, Pest got the few small eggs and dumped them all straight into the trash before returning to you two, taking a good look and going to the bathroom to grab some cleaning supplies.