Actions

Work Header

Rating:
Archive Warning:
Fandom:
Relationship:
Characters:
Additional Tags:
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:
2026-07-27
Words:
0
Chapters:
1/1
Comments:
1
Kudos:
25
Bookmarks:
2
Hits:
233

If You Were a Darkner

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Hey Susie?

What would your object be if you were a Darkner?

I dunno.

You'd probably be like, an apple or something.

Would you eat me?

... The hell kind of question is that?

...

... I mean, you wouldn't let me rot and go to waste, right?

I'm not EATING you, DUMBASS!

And don't look so sad about it!

...

I think I'd be one of those claw things they have at school.

A staple remover?

Oh THAT'S what they're for!

Noelle always smells like peppermint, she'd probably be like,

A candy cane.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that all your friends are food.

SHUT UP!!!

Notes:

Kris sprites were created by mercyseb.