Hold Me (Like a Grudge)

by lixdoesntknow, sk3lebun

Summary:

The Wellbeloves decided Simon could use a phone. Penny decided Simon could use a social media platform.
Simon decided he loved Tumblr and promptly hated it when he discovered his biggest enemy was also an avid user-- Baz Pitch.

 

(From our Tumblr roleplay accounts @basiltonpitch and @simonsnowsalisbury, which ended up with more plot than either of us originally planned)

Notes:

Lixdoesntknow: Hello everyone! Thank you for reading our social media AU. What started as a funny idea I had to make a Tumblr account to reblog things as Baz has turned into whatever this insanity is. Soon after I made my account, my newfound moot Zeph replied with the idea to roleplay as Snowbaz. It’s been hilarious, emotional, and loads of fun. This is my first time proper roleplaying and it’s led to a lovely friendship (and maybe more? 👀) and we’re so excited to share this with you! That being said, this is still an ongoing AU with daily posts on Tumblr, so if you’d like to join the madness please feel free! Interact with the boys, tease them, send them asks, any crowd interaction can and will be used to further the plot. ;) Without further ado, please enjoy! 🖤

skeletalshitposts: hi guys!! lix pretty much summed it up but i do wanna thank you all for being so welcoming into this fandom :’) i read the series for the first time my freshman year of college where everything was kinda falling apart. it saved my life then and it’s making my life infinitely better now so… yeah :3 lix is stuck with me now <3 anyways enjoy the fic!! there’s some bonus content on our blogs of reblogs mostly if you wanna see what the boys are posting about when they aren’t directly fighting :)

Our Tumblr Accounts:
> Main: @lixdoesntknow
> Baz: @basiltonpitch

> Main: @skeletalshitposts
> Simon: @simonsnowsalisbury

Chapter 1: DAY ZERO: Profiles

PROFILES

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@simonsnow: 

 

Hello I’m Simon. The Chosen One, and all that.

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> I’m an eighth year at Watford. The big fancy school in the middle of nowhere.

> I’m unfortunately roommates with @basiltonpitch and he keeps annoying me here. Brilliant.

> I’m learning how to bake in order to keep myself sane because I can’t go a year at this school without everything blowing up in my face. Sometimes literally. 

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> Feel free to ask me questions or send me things, I’ll probably respond in between classes (unlike Baz, who keeps pulling out his phone like a Normal as if it’s not contraband)!

> Yes, it’s really me, and no, I haven’t gotten the Humdrum yet. Thanks for reminding me <3

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#it’s me! simon snow!

 

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@basiltonpitch:

 

"Satan has his comapnions; fellow devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and detested." - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein 1818

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Basilton Pitch, pleased to meet you.

Sole heir to the Pitch line.

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• I’m an eighth year student at Watford School of Magicks
• I enjoy practicing violin, reading, gothic fashion, and poetry.
• Regrettably roommates with @simonsnow. Who has apparently taken to stalking me online as well as through the school grounds.

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• My ask box is open for anyone who’d like to have an intellectual conversation. Don’t make me regret my choice.
• Simon Snow followers DNI

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#Please refrain from sending me inane messages  #I do not have time to deal with more than one imbecile at a time  #That spot is unfortunately already filled  #Baz articulates