Work Text:
Shane 💞
Sunday 9:41 AM
Person A: good morning my pretty boyfriend ❤️
Person B: Good morning ❤️ How was your game last night?
Person A: 4-2 for nashville but wasn't the worst we've played so..
Person A: didn't score but i gave haas one sick pass 🙂↕️
Person B: I know, I watched the highlights ;)
Person A: of course you did
Person A: you like watching me, hm?
Person B: You know I do.
Person A: oh i know
Person A: how was your night with rose?
Person B: Good! We went out for dinner and then just hung out at my place. We watched the new movie she's in but it wasn't very good haha
Person A: netflix and chill with your ex?? i see how it is 🙄
Person B: Ilya.
Person A: relax, i'm just teasing you
Person B: It's not funny.
Person A: it is a little funny
Person A: everybody thinks you were dream couple but they don't know all you want is my cock
Person B: Fuck off
Person B: I do want it though...
Person A: i know, you will get it in 2 weeks when i'm back home
Person B: That's two weeks too many :(
Person B: Oh by the way, she showed me the craziest thing yesterday
Person A: yeah? what was it?
Person B: It was this account on Twitter and it made me think...
Person B: It's crazy, but maybe we could try that 🤭
Person A: try what?
Person B: Fuck, sorry my mom's calling me. Talk to you tonight, okay?
Person A: what kind of twitter account?
Person A: we could try what shane?
Person A: hollander??
Rose Landry
Sunday 10:02 AM
Person A: rose landry, what did you show my boyfriend last night?
Person B: oh hi ilya, good morning to you too!
Person B: what are you talking about?
Person B: the movie we watched? yeah it's bad, i know
Person A: no, not your stupid movie
Person A: he said you showed him some twitter account
Person B: he told you about that?? 😃
Person A: yes and no.. he said we should try it but he didn't tell me what the account was
Person A: so will you please explain because i am confused
Person B: he said what now sfkshshsj i'm crying 😭😭
Person B: honestly ilya you should just ask him, i'm not sure if i want to be a part of this
Person A: you are no help to me 😤
Person B: but you still love me 🩷
🙄
Person A: okay fine i do
Person A: i guess i will just ask him later
Person B: you do that
Person A: sorry if i was an asshole, i miss you rosie
Person B: awww i miss u too!!
Person B: not as much as your boyfriend does tho 😇
Person A: i miss him so bad ☹️
Person A: did you take any cutieful photos of him yesterday?
Person B: of course i did, have you met me?? give me a sec
Person A: i will cry my boyfriend is the cutest ☹️☹️
Person B: you say that now, just wait until you hear about the twitter acc
Rose
Sunday 10:27 AM
Person B: i can't believe you told ilya about the account i showed you 😭😭
Person B: i mean i can but wow
Person A: Don't tell me he messaged you about it...
Person B: yep, he tried to find out what the account was about and then he said that you said that you'd want to do it too
Person A: Oh my God.
Person B: i didn't tell him about the account, i said he should ask you.. but really, you wanna do that? 👀
Person A: I mean, it was hot...
Person B: it was so hot
Person B: shit, maybe i should propose this to svet too 😋
Person A: Haha maybe you should 😄
Person A: Do you have the link so I could show it to Ilya?
Person B: yeah one sec, i'll find it for u
Person B: twitter.com/darkr00mlovers there u go baby
Ilya ❤️
Sunday 6:49 PM
Person A: Are you in public?
Person B: no, at the hotel. why?
Person A: Are you alone?
Person B: oh i see, are you trying to sext with me hollander?
Person A: Are you alone or not?
Person B: #strict 🤤
Person B: yes, haas went for dinner with team
Person A: Good.
Person A: twitter.com/darkr00mlovers
Person B: what is that?
Person A: The account Rose showed me yesterday
Person A: The thing I wanted to try.
Person B: that link looks suspicious
Person A: Just open it and tell me what you think
Person B: okiee
Ilya ❤️
Person B: ROSE LANDRY SHOWS YOU PORN???
Person A: Oh my God Ilya, it's not porn!
Person A: I mean, not really at least.
Person B: okay but why does she show you other men being sexy?
Person A: Are you jealous?
Person B: no. russians don't get jealous.
Person A: If you say so 💕
Person A: Anyway, she thought it was funny. She said they look so much like us that she first thought it was our account :D
Person B: nah, we would look much better than these random men
Person A: And about that...
Person B: wait
Person B: are you saying what i think you're saying?
Person B: you think we should have an account like that?
Person A: Faceless and anonymous of course but yeah. Wouldn't it be fucking hot?
Person B: fuck shane
Person A: Is it a stupid idea?
Person B: probably yes but fuck
Person B: you want to show everyone how good you are to me?
Person B: want everyone to know how well you take me?
Person A: Yeah
Person A: Want you to post the filthiest pictures of me. Maybe videos too if we want to get wild.
Person B: god hollander you are a freak
Person B: do u even know what you do to me 😵💫😵💫
Person A: I want to make everyone jealous because they'll never have what I get, they'll never have it that good
Person B: that's right, only you
Person B: fuck i'm hard
Person A: Me too... Facetime?
ilya ···
@notrozanov my boyfriend is soooo perfect omg i love him the mostest07:44 PM · 24 May · 5 Views 3 Likes
luca @haaaaasy · 29m cuteeee 1
ilya @notrozanov · 21m i said this in the most perverted way possible
rosie @queenlandry · 22m i know that's righttt 12
ilya @notrozanov · 20m i will kiss u on the mouth 1
sveta curlsncvnt · 6m don't u dare ??
Sveta
Sunday 8:00 PM
Person B: i hope you were joking about kissing my gf on the mouth
Person A: i don't think my shane would like it if i kissed his ex
Person A: but i do love your girlfriend very much
Person B: who doesn't ❤️🔥❤️🔥
Person B: but pls fill me in, i can tell something happened
Person A: rosie sent me the cutest photo of him :(
Person A: also shane thinks we should make a porn account on twt which i think is hottest thought he's ever had
Person B: i'm sorry, he thinks you should make a WHAT
Person A: ask your beautiful amazing lovely girlfriend <3
Person B: WHAT DOES MY GIRLFRIEND HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PORN ACC
Person B: ILYA ??
sveta ···
@curlsncvnt @queenlandry why am i hearing things about a hollanov porn acc and that you have something to do with it 🤨08:28 PM · 24 May · 4 Views
rosie @queenlandry · 32m looking at me like i was the one who suggested them to make one!!?
sh shutupshane · 17m THERE IS NO HOLLANOV PORN ACCOUNT OMG1
ilya @notrozanov · 10m yet 😉
Ilya ❤️
Sunday 9:03 PM
Person A: Care to explain how Svetlana knows about the account?
Person B: there is no account shane
Person A: Ilya.
Person B: okay i maybe told her that you want us to have one.. it was supposed to be a joke
Person B: i'm sorry
Person A: I can't with you... The whole point was that it would be ANONYMOUS so that no one would know it's us
Person B: and it still will be! is not like we're going to give them link
Person B: even if they somehow see it on their tl they won't know it's us
Person B: unless they can recognize your ass 🤨
Person A: Shut up
Person B: make me
Person A: Are you ever not horny?
Person B: you say as if it's not your fault
Person B: i am innocent
Person A: Don't you have an early flight tomorrow?
Person B: yes but it's only 8pm for me, we can do second round 😇
Person B: don't pretend you're not hard right now
Person A: I'm not hard.
Person B: prove it then.. send photo
Person A: Fuck you
Person A: Are you going to save that and post it on Twitter?
Person B: mhm, show everyone how hard you get just for me
Person A: Maybe it would be even better if I took my pants off...
Person B: call me.
Shane 💞
Tuesday 1:43 PM
Person B: Are you okay?
Person A: why what do you mean?
Person B: I just saw this
Person A: ah
Person B: It's okay if you're struggling. Facing them must still feel weird, Boston was your home for so long.
Person A: yes but it should not affect my game. i am centaur now, i dont give a shit about boston
Person B: So what was it then? You're not usually distracted on the ice
Person B: Unless we play against each other 🤷♂️
Person A: this was your fault too
Person A: couldn't stop thinking about posting your dick to the world
Person B: ILYA
Person A: kept thinking about what people would say about it..
Person A: so big and beautiful but could they tell how useless it is
Person B: You lost a hockey game because you were thinking about my dick?
Person A: make the account shane
sh ···
@shutupshane About to do something insanely stupid ✌️02:14 PM · 26 May · 4 Views 2 Likes
ilya @notrozanov · 3m 😋😋😋
rosie @queenlandry · 3m omg are you finally making the **** account 👀 1
sh shutupshane · 2m Stop saying that!!1
hayden @secrethayden · 1m wait what's happening?
Shane 💞
Tuesday 3:10 PM
Person B: twitter.com/sweetxsinfull
Person B: Happy now?
Person A: omg is that what i think it is?
Person B: Yes
Person A: cute username 😈
😇😇
Person B: Check the account and tell me what you think
Shane 💞
Person A: i checked and i am going insane
Person A: profile picture is crazy
Person B: You don't think it's too much?
Person A: it's perfect
Person A: whole account looks very professional 🤔 i did not know you could do this 🤔
Person B: Well I wanted it to be perfect so I might have done some research...
Person A: you were looking porn accounts?
Person B: For inspiration!
Person B: And for the last time, it's NOT porn!! It's just not suitable for work
Person B: Which you proved last night by the way
Person A: ouch??
Person B: I'll send you the password
Rose
Sunday 5:21 PM
Person A: We made the account
Person B: OMFG
Person B: link? 👀
Person B: i'm kidding (unless..?)
Person A: You've spent too much time with Ilya, you're both weird
Person A: Maybe it was a bad idea
Person B: having second thoughts?
Person A: I don't know
Person A: What if someone recognizes us? Not only we'd be outed but with all that content...
Person B: oh shanebug
Person B: if it's faceless then i'm sure no one's gonna recognize you
Person B: but you know you can always just delete the account, ilya will understand 💞
Person A: I know... I don't want to delete it though 😶
Person B: because you don't want to disappoint him?
Person A: Well that too but...
Person B: what?
Person A: Don't make me say it
Person B: posting spicy pics of urself gets you off? 😏
Person A: I hate you.
Person B: hey, it's me. what's our number one rule?
Person A: ...
Person A: That we can talk about anything, we're never gonna judge and we never have to be embarrassed or ashamed
Person B: that's right
Person B: you know i support you babe <3
Person A: I know
Person A: I love you
Person B: love you too shaney 😚
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@sweetxsinfull i am out of town because of work and i miss my boyfriend :(
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09:16 PM · 26 May · 28 Views 7 Likes
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@sweetxsinfull boyfriend is out of town and i miss him :(
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09:30 PM · 26 May · 28 Views 8 Likes