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John Has Questionable Friends

Summary:

"What possessed you to hang out with these weirdos?"

Universe in which John's friend group are the alpha trolls for some reason, oh the others? yeah he met them later, but THIS is his main group. Yeah I know very sad.

this will be either original stuff or me reciting shit scenes from shows/movies that i feel that fit them, this is just something stupid, i might do some interesting or serious stuff sometimes but like idk i'll think about it

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Yap, Yap, and more Yap.

Chapter Text

Somewhere in an apartment, two roommates are hanging around talking about stuff, for how long? who knows.


Aranea: ...And i don't know, I just 8elieve that it's an incredible fun read overall despite it's flaws, sure it's not everyone's cup of tea, 8ut it does have its charm, right?

John: I guess so, never been a book worm personally so i can't say much about this, but it does sound like a fun story, although what i like most is the way the text is organized, so fun haha!! like who comes up with these types of stuff?

Aranea: yeah of course you would like that, that's the thing that everyone is captivating their eyes on first when reading it, 8ut i don't blame you, it's an amazingly creative way of telling a story.

John: heheh, yeah...

There's a bit of silence.

Aranea looks around for a few moments and looks at her watch, confused.

Aranea: Jeez, for how long have i been talking a8out this 8ook?

John: definitely more than an hour, that is without counting the ghostbusters discussion we just had before this one.

Aranea: ...we sure do love to talk, huh?

John: and hear each other talk, also.

Aranea: you know, i never said this, 8ut i'm glad to 8e a8le to hang around with you John. compared to most of the group, i feel like we connect very neatly in a way.

John: yeah! i also like hanging with you 'Nea, your fascination on topics and always having something interesting to talk about is also very cool! I feel like whenever i talk to you, the conversation could last forever, cause we always have something else to say, and i guess that in fact happened right now, haha! isn't that crazy?

Aranea: haha! yeah i guess it kind of is! 8eing able to genuinely talk with someone is so much fun! ::::)

Aranea: i mean, that's not to say i can't do that with the rest of the group, some can 8e interested, 8ut it's not like they can always say much to the amount of stuff i talk a8out most of the time, 8ut you always try to 8ring something to the ta8le and that's honestly something that i really appreciate.

John: heheh, yeah, it rules...

Aranea: mhm!

more silence.

John: uhhh, say, don't you think we're forgetting about something?

Aranea: what do you mean?

John: something tells me we've been procrastinating on something these days and we kept finding excuses not to do that thing, but i can't remember what it was...

Aranea: Hmm, now that you say it, i think i remem8er something like that too... what was it?

suddenly, it clicks...

Aranea and John: OH FUCK THE RENT!!!!!

it seems somebody hasn't been paying the rent, yeah they're getting kicked out.

Notes:

Just a test for now, will later do more stuff with this.

Please leave suggestions on what alpha troll should be next and what would they do, i mostly interested on doing stuff with meenjohn so if you have any ideas for those two i implore you to give it to me