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Prologue
Don’t Tell Harris (Centaurs Chat without Harris)
Shane: Bood, what should we bring for the cook out this weekend?
Bood: Just yourselves, I think we should have everything we need
Ilya: I will bring vodka
Bood: I already bought a bunch of beer and liquor, I think we should be good
Ilya: I will bring my own vodka
Troy: Guys, Harris has gotten obsessed with this youtube channel where they just play games
Wyatt: Send the link 👀
Troy: https://www.youtube.com/@SmoshGames
Troy: He’s so obsessed with it that he is convinced that we need videos of us playing games on the centaurs account
Troy: When he asks in the other group chat, say no
Shane: Why not? I think it could be fun
Dykstra: You’ve obviously never played a board game against yourself
Ilya: We love game nights
Ilya: Shane has only made the Pike twins cry a few times
Shane: That’s funny coming from you Ilya
Shane: My parents had to throw away their scrabble board after our last family game night
Ilya: I already wrote an apology letter to Yuna
Haas: I think a team game night could be fun!
Chouinard: Luca, your wide-eyed innocence is adorable
Chouinard: But if we play any of these games together it may cause a divorce
Wyatt: I’m in for game night
Bood: Hayes, you know this will be a shitshow
Wyatt: Yeah, but I think it would be fun
Lapointe: I’m in
Young: 👍
Holmberg: Ditto
Troy: I don’t know why I came to you all hoping you would choose to prevent chaos
The Real Housewives of Ottawa (Everyone)
Harris: What would people think if we played a game at the barbeque this weekend?
Harris: I was thinking we could record it for some off-season social media content
Shane: Sounds fun!
Ilya: Get ready to lose sluts
Wyatt: Good idea Harris!
Luca: I think it will be fun!
Young: Cool
Holmberg: Fo sho
Lapointe: Let’s do it
Don’t Tell Harris (Centaurs Chat without Harris)
Troy: You all suck