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Puck Crave 
@puckcrave
Hollander is being escorted off the ice for a concussion evaluation after taking a nasty hit at the end of the first period.
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Puck Crave
@puckcrave
Hollander scores! Just 15 seconds after returning to the ice! Centaurs are up 3 in the second period.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81
he is fine just a little bruised. his head? best i've ever had
jay @straight4shane · Sept 5
@rozanov81 how is hollander doing after that hit? how's his head?
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Harris Drover @hrrssdrver · Replying to @rozanov81
C'mon, man. All I ask for is one day where you make my job easy.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @hrrssdrver
harris i cant lie my husband is very talented!
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@rozanovupdates
It has now been 3 days since Ilya tweeted. We fear Shane may have killed him. If you have seen our man please contact us. We miss him.
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gabriel 🌙 @dreamshane · Replying to @rozanovupdates
it's like i can still hear him tweeting stupid shit
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sharon 🍓 @shaneberry · Replying to @rozanovupdates
twitter just isn't the same without him 😢
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Wyatt Hayes
@hayzygoalie
roz is fine he's still being annoying as fuck in the groupchat he told me to tell you all he misses you
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Wyatt Hayes @hayzygoalie · Replying to @hayzygoalie
he also told me to tell @hockeypike "anya could skate better than him"
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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Replying to @hayzygoalie
you didn't have to actually tell me that you know
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Wyatt Hayes @hayzygoalie · Replying to @hockeypike
captains orders man
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@shanehollanderhockey
twitter help shanya changed my password i have tried all my tricks and he wont let me back in i am innocent fight for me
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hollanders lawyer 🍒 @blueberri · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
did you steal his phone
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @blueberri
he is busy right now i tired him out 😉
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@shanehollanderhockey
I will log Ilya back into his account if you all promise to stop messaging me about it and he promises to behave
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Ilya Rozanov Updates
@rozanovupdates
Ilya Rozanov's husband has graciously freed his husband. We are taking bets on how long it takes for him to regret that decision.
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Hayden Pike @hockeypike · Replying to @rozanovupdates
at least an hour
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Wyatt Hayes @hayzygoalie · Replying to @rozanovupdates
20 minutes max
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @rozanovupdates
Immediately.
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81
😈
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @rozanovupdates
I give up.
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