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The seats have been placed, even though there was only like 15 seats because I'm broke and can afford so much, the people have already begin to get seated.
The king was locked up like the fatass he was inside a big cage cuz that was the only place he could ever fit in. His ass was turned towards the dark, sad, emo, derpressing walls because he'd rather live his last moments in misery than to experience the joy he never got unless torturing happy couples.
"Yo big TT—"
"DO NOT call me big TT motherfucker"
"Ou shii, your mom already told you??"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Avery backed away from the bigass cage, still having a biggest smirk ever.
"Avery what the fuck did you do??", D3rlord3 magically appeared next to his boyfriend because they ARE happy and they ARE alive and ARE together.
Avery looked at Derek, back at Tkiy, back at his boyfriend and back at the big TT.
"Nothing, Big TT's madddd type shit type shit"
Derek shrugged it off and turned to look at Avery—his beautiful, fascinating, gorgeous, handsome, smart, adorable, cute, dear, sweet, nice, fabolous, amazing, lovely, kind, friendly, significant, perfect, awesome, peak, interesting, positive, fantastic, super, wonderfull, neat, 10/10, joyful, spectacular, five stars boyfriend.
"So wanna get the gulotine .. gulliotine? Gullitone.. gilutone? FUCK.hollup" He went to his Brain Wikipedia and searched up 'the beheading item' before pulling out the information.
"This shit, you got it out right?"
Avery looked to his right, because to his left he'd probably get blasted with inf knowledge like his curious ass husband did. (they got married two seconds ago) And to his right was the gulotine I mean Guillotine FUCK
Ok anyways.
The thing was there and ready with the temu chairs because that's only reason I managed to afford 15 seats. The people were already seated and waited for the execution to happen.
"Wait who's executing Tkiy???", Derek asked as somebody named ohthatscool appeared.
"That would be me chat 🔥🔥", they replied before heading to sharpen the blade on the said item for better execution experience.
Derek looked at Avery and Avery looked at Derek before they shrugged. I guess that problem is solved now.
"Yo uh shii Ima get some food, brb Derek.", Avery told before heading to 9/11 to get whatever that shop offers.
"Yo Derek Honey, Darling, Sweetie, Gravy get me—"
"No. Do not call me that."
"Let me out to get that vesselllll, pllsss brooo...."
"No?"
"Dude like pleaseee"
"NO."
Hatsundre sighed, letting out a big, big big sigh. Trying his best to like get Derek's attention. It didn't work.
"Ok like will you STOP?", Derek asked as King sighed 57th time in a row. "You're like just annoying dawg💔"
Anyways Avery was back with the food was there and execution shall begin.
"Okay so ohthatscool is executing tkiy?", Derek asked as he heard a distant yes coming from the beheading item.
Well that answers it.
They spent next half an hour just trying to get Big TT into the beheading item because he acted like a cat who was forced into the bathtub.
"HATSUR."
"NO.""
"GET YOUR ASS INSIDE."
"NOOOOO."
long story short he was in now.
Everybody was now seated and now it was time to behead that idiot.
"Can I do it chat??", Ohthatscool asked before Immediately dropping the blade to Kiy's neck. And honestly I don't blame them lmaoooo.
The blade has sealed Tkiy's fate and now he was officially dead. The head flopped to the basket and the whole audience clapped while ohthatscool bowed down.
Thank you for your service of killing Hatsundre gang🫡
"Yo that was peak execution 💯", Avery agreed with Derek with a nod.
"Yw👍"
Now Avery and Derek could live happily ever after because there was no demons trying to hunt them down 🙏
Everybody celebrated for the rest of the day and everything was absolutely happy
The end idk what to do💔💔