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arachnidsGrip: Eg8ert, if we can pull this off our names are gonna be written in the 8ook of 8adass prankster gods for eons to come.
arachnidsGrip: Those suckers will 8e eating hum8le pie and we'll 8e a8solute legends.
ectoBiologist: haha yeah! we're gonna be the coolest kids on the block for sure!
arachnidsGrip: Oh my gog.
arachnidsGrip: Don't use such a dum8 expression like that again, what is this the 50s????????
arachnidsGrip: We don't even live on the same street, dummy.
ectoBiologist: well it doesn't have to mean the neighborhood block. i'm pretty sure when people say that they also mean cell block sometimes
ectoBiologist: so even if we do get caught we'll be the coolest kids in the jail!
arachnidsGrip: Heh. Nice save there.
arachnidsGrip: Anyways.
ectoBiologist: oh yeah i had one question though
ectoBiologist: how are we gonna sneak in there with all our stuff? dad already took my mustache and glasses from me, ugh, and i don't think they'll buy it if i show up in one of his fedoras
arachnidsGrip: Don't you worry a8out that part.
arachnidsGrip: I've got it all planned out ;;;;)
arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 6:21 PM
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] at 1:23 AM
ectoBiologist: hahaha that went great!
ectoBiologist: not perfect but honestly it would be a little boring if it went perfect
ectoBiologist: seriously though where did you get that dress from
ectoBiologist: i dunno much about dresses and stuff but like i kinda thought it was hard to get one that fits well out of nowhere
arachnidsGrip: Hey I told you I had it all planned out 8efore.
arachnidsGrip: Had this part ready ages ago, I got Miss McFussyfangs to custom make you a dress.
ectoBiologist: oh all for this?
ectoBiologist: just to do a disguise? that's actually really nice of you, vriska
ectoBiologist: actually now i'm a little suspicious, you didn't buy this in exchange for something on the black market so i'd be super in your debt or anything did you lol
arachnidsGrip: Nah.
arachnidsGrip: Kanaya actually gave it to me at a super discount, said she was mega happy seeing people in her outfits or whatever.
arachnidsGrip: In her words "Much Like The Prover8ial Egg, It Cracks A Smile On My Face 8luh 8luh 8luh".
ectoBiologist: hey wait so you don't want me to give it back or anything?
ectoBiologist: it feels actually is super nice... i feel kinda bad cuz it sorta just feels weirdly good to wear, she must've worked really hard on it
arachnidsGrip: Yeah keep it.
arachnidsGrip: Jegus it'll 8e more annoying if you act like you don't wanna wear it.
arachnidsGrip: C'moooooooon Eg8ert I saw how you were grinning when you put it on >;::::)
ectoBiologist: heheh. well if you're gonna insist like that
ectoBiologist: as long as i don't wake up tomorrow and find you telling me you actually wanted me to give you an eyeball for this thing
ectoBiologist: see you tomorrow, partner in crime! here's to having our own chapter in the badass prankster god book!!!
ectoBiologist: gosh this dress is really nice though... i hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering arachnidsGrip [AG]
arachnidsGrip: >;::::D