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2017-01-03
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The Drumpf

Summary:

To the tune of The Black Eyed Peas "My Humps", here is "The Drumpf"...

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Whatcha gonna do with my lil junk
Is my junk inside your trunk
Imma get get get get you drunk
Get you roofie drunk for Drumpf

I hump I hump I hump
I hump I hump
I hump I hump
I hump all lil lady bumps

Check it out
these babies drive me crazy
They do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely

I see them lookin’ nice
TicTac, TicTac
Pucker then smack
Fearin' me they’re willin'

All these babies got me grindin'
Lady, I ain't askin'
Just give me your ass in
Limousines

True religion
They say no
So I keep on takin'
They just be quakin’

And no I ain't rapin'
I'm not even datin'
I keep on fornicatin'

The Drumpf The Drumpf
The Drumpf The Drumpf
I love to lady hump
I hump I hump I hump

The Drumpf's got you
She's got me grindin'
Im grindin all babies on me
And spending time on me

She's not really cryin'
No she's not fightin'
to run from me
She wants to be on me

Whatcha gonna do with my lil junk
My lil junk inside your trunk
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you drunk for the Drumpf hump

Im gettin on all of that ass
All that ass in my limousines
I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

Cause I hump I hump I hump I hump
I hump I hump
I hump lil baby lady lumps
Check it out

I met a girl down at the escalo
I said hey hey hey ya lets go
You can be my baby,
I can be your daddy

Let's spend time you on me
Mix your milk with my juicy junk
Juicy juicy junk
Mix your milk with my juicy junk

Juicy
Juicy
*sniff*

I say I'm really sexy
The girls I wanna sex them
Im always standin' near them
Always touchin' and grabbin'

Tryin’a push my junk my junk
Lookin' for the next hump
I look and I can't stop it
I gotta touch it

Imma start some drama
All you want my drama
My my drama
my my my my drama

So don't pull away girl
You're my baby girl
I'm just tryin' to score girl
And move my junk

I hump I hump I hump
I hump I hump I hump
I hump I hump I hump I hump
On lil lady lumps

Only lil lady lumps,
lovely lil lady lumps
In the back 'n'
in the front

My money's got you
She's got me grindin'
Oh, spending my money on you
makin' time for the grindin’

She's got me grindin'
spending my money on you
Uh on me on me

Whatcha gonna do with my lil junk
My lil junk inside your trunk
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you roofie drunk and hump

I'm gonna get on all of that ass
All that ass in my limousines
I'm a make make make make you scream
Make you scream make you scream

Whatcha gonna do with my lil junk
My lil junk inside your trunk
I'm a get get get get you drunk
Get you roofie drunk for this hump

Im gonna be grabbin’ all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt
Imma make make make make you hump
Make you hump hump make you hump

She's got me grindin'
Im grindin' all the girlies on me
And spending time on me

She's got me rapin'
Oh, rapin' all the honey on me
Uh on me on me

Notes:

I wrote this because for me it's not "laugh or cry", its "laugh or rage".

This absolutely meant to be the song of rapist, sexual assaulter, and a liar.

Anyone wanting to rewrite or perform this song in anyway is, of course, free to do so... I'd love a link to be provided.