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rozinurbrains: you want me to fuck you up

rozinurbrains: kick u til u cant walk

rozinurbrains: then use u limp

shbunny: pls dont

shbunny: ill do anything

Or, Shane and Ilya have some fun on the worldwide web (again)!

Notes:

1. pls keep on the workskin, makes it much easier to read
2. inspired by watch my conscience disappear by shakebabyshake, Who’s Your Favorite Hockey Player? by OrYouCouldHaveMine, advice for a captain by viciousrat and a lot more i cant remember
3. this is not watch my conscience disappear

i dont have to tell u to read the tags. we both know what this is.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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You are now chatting with rozinurbrains. Say hi!

You both like hockey.

rozinurbrains: wsp

shbunny: hi

rozinurbrains: m22

shbunny: ?

rozinurbrains: lol

rozinurbrains: u a sperg?

rozinurbrains: male 22

shbunny: sorry new here

shbunny: male 19

rozinurbrains: yungggg

shbunny: you're three years older

rozinurbrains: wya

shbunny: canada

rozinurbrains: ok…

rozinurbrains: where in canada

shbunny: cant say

shbunny: its not really safe haha

rozinurbrains: lmaoooo

rozinurbrains: (( bunny

rozinurbrains: think im gon hurt u?

shbunny: no no!

shbunny: sorry

shbunny: i didn’t mean it like that

rozinurbrains: dont wan 2 hurt u

shbunny: i know

rozinurbrains: ahh so tell

shbunny: but its not safe haha

shbunny: youre a stranger haha

rozinurbrains: ughhhhhh boring bunny (((

rozinurbrains: am ilya, v russian n v sexy, in canada 2 ;)

rozinurbrains: not a stranger now

shbunny: i dont know

shbunny: i still kinda dont know you

rozinurbrains: y not

rozinurbrains: if is enuf 4 police is enuf 4 u no?

rozinurbrains: i tell u almos everyting

rozinurbrains: wat u want passport #???

rozinurbrains: date of birth??

shbunny: no no im sorry

shbunny: im just kinda nervous

rozinurbrains: dont wan 2 hurt u bunnyyyyy

rozinurbrains: u can trust me ;))))

shbunny: i live in montreal

rozinurbrains: guddd

shbunny: oh do you like quebec?

rozinurbrains: is ok

rozinurbrains: am close by mtl

shbunny: nice

rozinurbrains: wan 2 meet?

shbunny: haha no thank you

shbunny: still kinda a stranger

rozinurbrains: u r full of shit

shbunny: what?

shbunny: thats so mean :(

shbunny: im sorry i dont wanna meet strangers

shbunny: its not personal i promise

shbunny: just not safe

rozinurbrains: i told u am not gon 2 hurt u

rozinurbrains: u dont trust me?

shbunny: nono its not that

rozinurbrains: wat is it den

shbunny: …

shbunny: idk

rozinurbrains: u r being so mean 2 me ((

rozinurbrains: wanted 2 b friend (

rozinurbrains: wanted to meet n treat u nice bunny

rozinurbrains: wont even gimme a chance (((

shbunny: im sorry

shbunny: im sorry ilya

shbunny: i didnt mean to hurt your feelings im reall sotty

rozinurbrains: u r js saying dat

rozinurbrains: u dont gaf

rozinurbrains: asshole

shbunny: i mean it

shbunny: im sorry

shbunny: i dont want to be mean pls

shbunny: can i make it better im sorry

rozinurbrains: idk

rozinurbrains: rlly wanted 2 c u

shbunny: im sorry

rozinurbrains: u can turn on cam 4 me?

shbunny: um

rozinurbrains: u say no 2 me again????

rozinurbrains: wtf bunny y so mean

shbunny: nono im gonna do it

shbunny: one sec

rozinurbrains: taking so longgggg

rozinurbrains: u r not rlly sorry

rozinurbrains: js playing wit my emotions ((

rozinurbrains: bad bunny >:(

shbunny: sorry sorry i have to tidy

shbunny: im kinda a mess right now sorry ilya one sec

Shane’s Cam has connected.

rozinurbrains: awwwww ur so cute bb

shbunny: oh ty

rozinurbrains: u r blushin???

shbunny: yes sorry

shbunny: people dont really call me cute

rozinurbrains: aw ur so cute

rozinurbrains: asian?

shbunny: yeah

shbunny: japanese

rozinurbrains: hot

rozinurbrains: ssoooo sexy

shbunny: oh

shbunny: thanks

rozinurbrains: stand up

rozinurbrains: wanna see u

shbunny: i cant

rozinurbrains: ur legs are broken?

shbunny: haha no

shbunny: theyre fine

shbunny: im in bed though

rozinurbrains: ok???

rozinurbrains: get out of bed

shbunny: im only in boxers haha i run a little hot sorry

shbunny: i can pause my cam to find some sweats?

rozinurbrains: stand up

rozinurbrains: right now

shbunny: ilya im in my boxers

rozinurbrains: idgaf

rozinurbrains: u owe me dis

rozinurbrains: stand up

shbunny: i didnt shave

rozinurbrains: istg if u dont stand up rn

shbunny: can i do something else?

rozinurbrains: like wat

shbunny: idk

rozinurbrains: u can touch urself

shbunny: what

rozinurbrains: touch ur cock

shbunny: i dont want to

rozinurbrains: u wan 2 make it better?

shbunny: i guess

rozinurbrains: then do wat i say

shbunny: can i do something else?

rozinurbrains: dis is something else

shbunny: i dont want to do this though

shbunny: i can show you my voice?

shbunny: or pics?

shbunny: do you want pics?

rozinurbrains: zaychik

rozinurbrains: why the fuck wud i wan 2 hear ur whiny ass voice wen am trying 2 get off?

rozinurbrains: and i do not want old nudes

rozinurbrains: am not a middle aged gooner

rozinurbrains: if i wan 2 see random ass i go on twt

rozinurbrains: i dont need u 4 for dat

rozinurbrains: stop fucking around n touch ur dick

shbunny: wtf ilya

shbunny: thats really fucked up

rozinurbrains: idgaf get busy bitch

shbunny: no i dont want to

rozinurbrains: stop lyin

shbunny: i dont want tp

rozinurbrains: stop shane

rozinurbrains: js fucking do it already

shbunny: no

shbunny: fuck you

rozinurbrains: u better watch how u speak 2 me

shbunny: fuck youuuu

shbunny: you incel

shbunny: im not doing shit for you

rozinurbrains: 5300 Rue Jean-Talon O, Montréal, QC H4P 2T5, Canada

rozinurbrains: reach down ur briefs

rozinurbrains: n jerk off

rozinurbrains: eyes on me

rozinurbrains: u want dis

shbunny: noi dont

rozinurbrains: i can c u twitch

rozinurbrains: u want me 2 fuck u up

rozinurbrains: kick u til u cant walk

rozinurbrains: then use u limp

shbunny: pls dont

shbunny: ill do anything

rozinurbrains: just wan u 2 touch ur cock

shbunny: and you wont hurt me?

rozinurbrains: we will see

shbunny: okay

rozinurbrains: go slower

rozinurbrains: mute

rozinurbrains: dont need 2 hear ur bitchy whines

shbunny: sorry

shbunny: is this ok?

rozinurbrains: yeaaaaa bb js like dat

rozinurbrains: touch ur head

rozinurbrains: i meant the tip dumbass

rozinurbrains: lol so eager bunny

shbunny: im sorry

shbunny: ive never done this

rozinurbrains: yh no shit

rozinurbrains:u fucking suck at it

rozinurbrains: shitty angle cant even c ur cock

shbunny: sorry

shbunny: im orry

shbunny: is this better?

rozinurbrains: fuckkk

rozinurbrains:holy shitttttt

rozinurbrains: bunny ur huge

rozinurbrains: stupid bunny w a horse cock lol

shbunny: ty?

rozinurbrains: take ur time

rozinurbrains: dis isnt for u ur not gonna cum

shbunny: m not?

rozinurbrains: lmaoo ofc not

rozinurbrains: fucking slut

rozinurbrains: all u wanna do is get off and get full

shbunny: m not

shbunny: dont sy tht

rozinurbrains: is not true?

rozinurbrains: bend over

shbunny: y

rozinurbrains: cuz i said so bitch

shbunny: sorry

shbunny: canyo see

rozinurbrains: mhm

rozinurbrains: perfect hole

rozinurbrains: almost look like a virgin

shbunny: i am

rozinurbrains: stfu

rozinurbrains: u think im dat fucking dumb???

rozinurbrains: ur wayyyyy 2 slutty 2 be a virgin

rozinurbrains: finger urself

shbunny: gonna hurt :(

rozinurbrains: n ur gonna like it

rozinurbrains: start w middle

rozinurbrains: suck it

rozinurbrains: go deeper

rozinurbrains: get dat shit wet bb

rozinurbrains: only lube ur gonna get rn

shbunny: than you

rozinurbrains: fuck bb

rozinurbrains: arch a lil more

rozinurbrains: gud boy

rozinurbrains: say cheese

rozinurbrains took a screenshot!

shbunny: wtf

shbunny: can u delete that

rozinurbrains: lmfao no

rozinurbrains: open ur legs

shbunny: i dont want to

rozinurbrains: 1320 Rue de l'Église, Saint-Laurent, QC H4L 2G7

rozinurbrains: is ur mom da?

rozinurbrains: yuna?

rozinurbrains: shes soooo hot

rozinurbrains: prob a better listener….

shbunny: no

shbunny: pls stop

shbunny: ill do it

shbunny: plsleave her

shbunny: she doesnt

shbunny: im not

shbunny: js stop

shbunny: pls?

rozinurbrains: add another finger

rozinurbrains took a screenshot!

rozinurbrains: guddd boy

rozinurbrains: lmao u like dat?

shbunny: yea h

rozinurbrains: gud bunnyyy

rozinurbrains: ur thighs r amazing bunny

rozinurbrains: v strong bunny wowowow

rozinurbrains: i am stronger

shbunny: yea yo r

rozinurbrains: gonna hold u down

rozinurbrains: make u take dis huge cock

shbunny: fuk

shbunny: pls dont

shbunny: im scared pls

shbunny: dont hurt me

rozinurbrains: gunna do wtv i want 2 u

rozinurbrains: ur my bunny now

rozinurbrains: mine 2 breed

shbunny: can i touch my dick

rozinurbrains: y

rozinurbrains: u wanna cum?

rozinurbrains: u sick fuck

shbunny: pls

rozinurbrains: go ahead

rozinurbrains: beat ur meat 2 the thought of me raping u

rozinurbrains: beg me for it

shbunny: please

rozinurbrains: please what

shbunny: rape me daddy

rozinurbrains: face me

rozinurbrains: play w ur tits

rozinurbrains: squeeze them

rozinurbrains: goooood boyyyy

rozinurbrains: fuck am so hard bunny

rozinurbrains: u gonna hop on my dick?

rozinurbrains: make sir feel gud??

shbunny: ye

shbunny: yes sir

shbunny: gunahop on ur dic

rozinurbrains: fuckkkkk

rozinurbrains: my useless shanebunny

rozinurbrains: only gud 4 raping and breeding

rozinurbrains: wud not even spit on u if u asked

rozinurbrains: u dont fucking deserve it

rozinurbrains: fucking brat

shbunny: yes sir

shbunny: yes sir

shbunny: idont

shbunny: don deser yur cum

rozinurbrains: fuck shane

rozinurbrains: u close

shbunny: yes sir

shbunny: soclose

rozinurbrains: take ur fingers out ur ass u dirty slut

shbunny: wa

rozinurbrains: u fucking heard me

rozinurbrains: do i have 2 send another @ddy

shbunny: no

rozinurbrains: no what?

shbunny: no sir

rozinurbrains: gud bunny

rozinurbrains: i shud keep u

rozinurbrains: cum all over ur tail every nite

rozinurbrains: make u sleep w my babies in ur tummy

shbunny: are you gonna rape me everyday?

rozinurbrains: wat do u think

rozinurbrains: i wud not b able to help myself

rozinurbrains: u r perfecttt rapebait shanya

rozinurbrains: so perf

shbunny: thank you sir

rozinurbrains: u gunna let me use u?

shbunny: yes sir

rozinurbrains: say it whore

shbunny: yes sir you can use me

shbunny: you can rape me

shbunny: breed me

shbunny: whatever you want sir

rozinurbrains: fuck bunny

rozinurbrains: i knew u liked it lmaooo

rozinurbrains: fucking perv

rozinurbrains: u r sooo fucking hard

rozinurbrains: u turned on?

shbunny: a little

rozinurbrains: aww

rozinurbrains: cute baby

rozinurbrains: js a little horny thinkin bout me raping u

rozinurbrains: gunna breed u then kill u

rozinurbrains: just slip ur throat and watch u die while i use u

shbunny: fuk ilya

shbunny: pls dont

rozinurbrains: y not

shbunny: yu can keep m

shbunny: use me

shbunny: ill be good sir

shbunny: yu can fill m up wih your bbies eveday

shbunny: ill do whtaver

rozinurbrains: ok zaychik

rozinurbrains: will keep u

rozinurbrains: u wont run away?

shbunny: no sir

shbunny: cani cu pls

rozinurbrains: lmao fine

rozinurbrains: cum ur panties slut

shbunny: fuckthank

shbunny: thankyou sir

shbunny: nthank you

rozinurbrains: see u soon bunny ;)

shbunny: wha

rozinurbrains has disconnected.

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