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miko’s terrible, no good, very bad friends

Chapter 3: seriously, this is becoming a problem

Summary:

yae miko decides she doesn't want to be called out and goes on a #crashout

Notes:

WOO BUDDY THIS CHAPTER TOOK FOREVER. It lwk wouldve came out sooner but I had to go to the Hololive Serendipity concert (WHICH WAS PEAK) so I didnt have time. BUT ITS FINISHED AND I CAN NOW START WORKING ON CHAPTER 4 (which will hopefully release tmmrw or the day after)

Thank you Sol for proof checking this chapter, I really couldnt have done it without you-

Chapter Text

Scissor City


mr. worldwide: so.. miko.. about that reading



guuji lesbian: we do not mention that here.

 

it was simply spreading falsehoods about me. i never lie

 


mr. worldwide: i mean…



guuji lesbian: never

 


mr. worldwide: right.. but there was that one time in the mikawa flower festival

 

and after the ritual..



guuji lesbian: i never lied there, i simply just didn’t say the full truth

 

anyways, let’s omit from talking about this, lest the others start asking as well



detective sideboob: i mean.. i wasmt going to before but now..



raven edge lord: I am curious as well to what could’ve resulted to this much.. passion

 


mr. worldwide: it’s not as bad as it could’ve been trust



guuji lesbian: i am trusting nothing that comes out of that mouth



detective sideboob: come onn, it couldn’t have been that bad



guuji lesbian: shut up

 

all you need to know was it was wrong and that’s all i’m saying about this

 


mr. worldwide: it’s not that bad! could’ve been worse



guuji lesbian: it was bad and wrong 

 

she is alice’s friend, obviously there was a conspiracy against my cards



therapist lady: If it would make you less suspicious, Miko, I can mention mine?

 

I got curious and wanted to check it out for myself.



guuji lesbian: that’s a way better idea

 

go on then mizuki



therapist lady: Well, I had managed to get the reversed moon. According to Lady Barbeloth, it can mean “escapism,” “illusion,” or “self-deception”

 

The reading had helped put a lot of things into perspective for me



raven edge lord: Yikes, that sounds a little harsh..



therapist: Yes, but it definitely helped out with that I was struggling with

 


mr. worldwide: i am glad that reading was able to help you out with your film Mizuki :)



therapist lady: Yes, and thank you Traveler for accompanying me 



raven edge lord: Is it really that helpful? Maybe I should give it a try one day..



the better kamisato: Maybe I will as well.. This would maybe help me with my struggles



guuji lesbian: don’t do it my dear little sister 

 

all it does is spreads falsehoods about people



sugar daddy: She is still not your sister.

 


mr. worldwide: cmon miko, mizuki shared hers, it’s only fair 



The Almighty Raiden Shogun: I’m starting to get interested as well



guuji lesbian: ...it was a reverse justice card

 

she said it meant “imbalance,” “dishonesty,” and “dissatisfaction”



therapist lady: Folded under no pressure whatsoever..



guuji lesbian: whatever, it doesn’t matter

 

what she said was false and that's that



detective sideboob: so, if i’m reading this correctly, you were simply… read like a book, and now you’re upset about it. man alive, it’s shocking to see these sides of you

 


mr. worldwide: the reading wasn’t entirely untrue..



guuji lesbian: what would any of you know?

 

like i said, it doesn’t matter so just shut up



sugar daddy: Seems they have struck a nerve there



therapist lady: Like I have said previously, Miko and vulnerability often don’t mix well. They are like oil and water sometimes

 

Or maybe a better comparison is when you add too much friction to a chemical. It just leads to an explosion



guuji lesbian: okay Mizuki, how about we talk about you again?

 

you can’t even accept yourself, nevermind accept when others dont need you all the damn time



therapist lady: Hm..



guuji lesbian: and you, detective, aren’t you still hung up about your little ex-situationship?

 

don’t you flirt with the traveler, hoping it fills the void left by a certain friend?



detective sideboob: ..I don’t know what you’re talking about



guuji lesbian: what? now getting the cold shoulder because you also got a reality check?



sugar daddy: How about you calm down Lady Guuji. You are getting worked up over some teasing



guuji lesbian: god, if I had known the Kamisato clan would produce someone like you I wouldn’t have even saved it. Truly a waste of my time



the better kamisato: Lady Guuji..



raven edge lord: Guuji Yae, as much as I respect you, this is all uncalled for. Stop this immediately



guuji lesbian: a shame you never managed to inherit your father’s intelligence. maybe then you would’ve understood more than just being a bootlicker



raven edge lord: ..



The Almighty Raiden Shogun: Miko. 



guuji lesbian: oh great, here comes ms. moral officer

 

don’t come here to lecture me when you haven’t even gotten over your own sister



The Almighty Raiden Shogun: ..You are obviously trying to get a reaction out of me so I will not give you what you want.

 

Take a breath and think about what you are saying. You are hurting a lot of my people



guuji lesbian: like hell i care about your damn “people”. they wanted to be insistent with trying to force me to reveal my “deepest darkest secret” and yet can barely handle their own

 

this all would’ve been avoided if they just kept their mouths shut when i told them to



The Almighty Raiden Shogun: You do not mean that and that’s okay Miko. Talk to me when you’re in a better mood



dragon (source: trust me bro): how about we all just log off for today and calm down

 

It seems like being on here is doing more harm than good



the real leader of the arataki gang: I agree with Miss Kokomi, you all seem to be very ill tempered and taking it out on each other



detective sideboob: please, the only one taking anything out is the Lady Guuji



sugar daddy: She was the one insulting all of us just for telling her things she didn’t want to hear



guuji lesbian: if you all would’ve minded your damn business it wouldn’t have happened



no. 1 mailman: i don’t know all that’s been happening but how about we just get along :(



guuji lesbian: whatever, im out of here



~~~~~~~~~~



Miko had stared at the device in her hand for a while more after sending that message. She never got mad this often, especially after petty teasing. Usually, she was the one getting people worked up like that, mischief is practically her middle name. But.. this time it was different. It was about that damned reading. If she knew it was going to make her that vulnerable, she would’ve never had the Traveler of all people show up. Especially since it was material that can be used against her, now that everyone knows what was on it.

 

It wasn’t that serious. Miko knows this well. Ordinarily, she could brush it off. Ordinarily, she could slip back into her perfect persona, one of many she’d refined over centuries. But that reading, it… Rattled her.

 

And now, probably a dozen of her people, citizens that should be looking up to her, have witnessed her walls tumbling down. Her mask slipping.

 

“Goddamnit!” She throws the device, uncaring if it breaks.

 

Hot tears slide down her cheeks, her jaw clenching and nose burning with emotion. How could this have happened?

 

What’s wrong with me? Miko thinks. She had just said she didn’t care about Ei’s people, the people she herself has protected for 500 years. Insulting them, using her knowledge against them, all for what? Because of an innocent question about a card reading? The traveler meant no harm, at most a teasing comment she could brush off, why had she taken it so seriously?

 

Maybe because she’d already been feeling so strange today. One of those moods she has every once in a while, snapping at little things everywhere. Her poor shrine maidens weren’t even safe from her temper, then.

 

Because you are a pitiful creature. You always have been. It’s no wonder Ei abandoned you.

 

Ei left because she was grieving. Because of her perceived personal failures. Not me. It wasn’t my fault.

 

Is anything ever your fault? Is there a convenient excuse for what happened moments ago?

 

It wasn’t my fault. They kept persisting, that’s it, and I snapped.

 

Just like you always do? Admit it, they were right about everything. You know they were. You just like to pretend they see themself in you, but face it—you’re still that dumb, naive little kitsune who can’t handle the real world. Stop pretending to be anything else.

 

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..I really don’t deserve anything, do I?

 

Maybe it’s better to let it take over, Miko thinks. Maybe it’s better to slip away for a while. She doesn’t register sliding down a wall, or curling into herself, or the sobs that wrack her body. All she feels is tired. Fuzzy. Absent.



~~~~~~~~~~



Ei finds Miko that way, curled up, clutching her head, trembling. The communication device is tossed aside—no wonder she hadn’t answered any messages. Miko doesn’t seem to have even noticed her presence.

 

“Miko...” Ei approaches her slowly, her tone saddened. Though, before she can come too close, she hears a whisper.

 

“Not Miko.” ‘Miko’ looks up and Ei stops, seeing one of her eyes glowing and glowering.

 

Ah. So it was one of those days.

 

Ei starts to walk again and sits down next to ‘Miko.’ “Okay. Who are you then? I don’t wish to call you by the wrong name”

 

“…It’s Kasumi.” Kasumi mutters out, putting her head back down on her lap.

 

“Kasumi then. Do you wish for me to stay here?” Ei lifts a hand before hesitating, while she knows Miko would appreciate it, she could not say the same for Kasumi. 

 

Kasumi takes a few moments to respond before leaning next to Ei. Well, it looks like she got her answer.

 

Ei wraps her arm around Kasumi, getting the confirmation she needed. “Alright.. We can stay here for a while..”

Notes:

Everyones nickname:
Yae Miko - guuji lesbian
Raiden Ei - The Almighty Raiden Shogun
Sara - raven edge lord
Ayaka - the better kamisato
Ayato - sugar daddy
Thoma - sugar baby
Mizuki - therapist lady
Heizou - detective sideboob
Yoimiya - firecracker
Kokomi - dragon (source: trust me bro)
Itto - pay my bail
Shinobu - the real leader of the arataki gang
Gorou - yae miko DNI
Kirara - no. 1 mailman
Traveler - mr. worldwide