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    Pike thought he was overseeing a routine diplomatic visit.

    Instead, he met Jim Kirk: chaos incarnate, bad influence, and future headache extraordinaire.

    Somehow, it only got worse from there.

    (He’s still not drinking the tea.)

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    Tony Stark and Steve Rogers are finally in a relationship.

    Okay, it's still new, but it's the best thing that ever happened to Tony. Ever! (Aside from maybe sort of adopting Peter without the paper work.)

    The universe, of course, isn't idle - who would want some peace and quiet with your boyfriend when you could be cursed by some evil magic user?

    Tony. Tony would want that.

    But he so seldom gets what he wants - same goes for all the Avengers if we're honest...

    This is Fluff. And some Plot. And Fluff. And some Angst. But mostly it is Steve and Tony being in love, trying to learn how to actually communicate what they want and teeth rotting fluff.

    ⚠️This story is abandoned! ⚠️The last chapter is notes, not a full chapter! - I'm sorry my lovely readers 🫂

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    Hinata Shouyou has simple priorities in life: Volleyball, meat buns, and new knee pads. But when his wallet is empty, he finds himself accepting a dangerous dare from the chaotic duo, Bokuto and Kuroo. The mission is simple (yet deadly): Scream "That's my boyfriend!" at the intimidating and flirty setter, Miya Atsumu, right in the middle of university practice.
    ​Hinata expects Atsumu to spike him out of existence. Instead, Atsumu does the unthinkable: He plays along.

    ​Or: Hinata thinks he's winning 5000 Yen, but ends up winning a kiss from Japan's best setter instead.

    One-shot

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    Bobette makes Ginger a rose toy because I'm too tired to have the sense to not do this.

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    Rengoku Kyojuro, the Flame Hashira, lives with his depressed father, timid younger brother, sick mother, and the annoying neighborhood demon who won't stop pestering him. As if demon slaying wasn't stressful enough, now his life has turned into a family sitcom.

    What started as a crack fic on Tumblr grew into a five-season sitcom with cameos from across the Kimetsu no Yaiba cast. Will Kyojuro and his Tsuguko ever rid the Rengoku household of this pest? Will Akaza get to keep his new found family (forever, as demons)? Will Ruka survive her illness? Will Senjuro ever get a decent meal? Will Shinjuro uphold his family line's honor, or at least the structural integrity of the house? Find out next time on the (surprisingly sincere) family-friendly sitcom Kyojuro hates!

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    Changbin just stares at him as he’s laughing, neverending it would seem. Maybe he takes back what he thought about Minho being a great hyung.

    “You’re telling me-” he laughs. “That you became an Idol-” another round of giggles, “on accident?” They lock eyes for a moment.

    “I mean yeah,” Changbin offers and Minho throws his head back as he barks out yet another laugh.

    Or

    Changbin is an elf on a mission. He needs to bring halflings (half elves/half humans) back home to the North Pole to finish his elf training.
    The only problem is that he accidentally has become a K-pop Idol. Oopsie…
    He might need back-up from some friends back home aka. Crown Prince Minho.
    (Don't be fooled though. This story is mostly about Minho, it's just not super obvious in the beginning)

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    It shouldn’t have happened, right? Kusuo was a cold-hearted teenager, a whole psychic even, but who knows this will end well? Romance was not his forte, moreover with someone who has sunshine as a heart, Rukawa. But somehow, in this lifetime, both of them cannot seem to get rid of each other, even if as much as they wanted to.

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    Julian gets chucked into a random world with no fucking idea as to what he's even supposed to do- but, hey at least he can turn into a terminator-car thing. Even though he apparently has permanent heelys.

    Eh, could be worse.

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    Santa Quizmas gracefully floated down, performing a complicated dance routine before landing in front of Grian. “Would you like a pipe bomb?”

    Grian blinked. “What the-“

    AKA this is badly written, not edited crack. Everyone is ooc, bad decisions are made and I honestly just wrote this because I wanted to see random memes brought to life in a fanfic with 0 context.

    Enjoy!

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    Have you grow tired of Emilia never returned Subaru feeling?
    WELL NOW SHE HAVE TO WORK FOR IT
    featuring a super dense Subaru and a very romantic Emilia

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    In middle school, Izuku decides "fuck therapy" and begins a YouTube channel as Green Rabbit. Despite using it as an outlet for his feelings and opinions, it ends up becoming really popular. Now if only they would stop theorizing about his identity...

    ~~~

    I'm sorry this summary sucks lol but it was kinda last minute
    I swear future summaries will be better promise

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    Touya should’ve set his laptop on fire instead of opening an email from the Commission. At his traitorous father’s suggestion the HPSC had ordered him to organize and manage a PR holiday toy drive with the Top 5. Which would have been annoying but fine if all five heroes were as professional in private as they were in public. Instead, like a punishment from above (from the HPSC, but that was the same thing in hero society) the Top 5 would be underfoot for the next month.

    Herding cats would be easier…

    Endeavor made spontaneous self-serving “suggestions” designed to suck up to his children like, “I should make appearances as Santa at all my children's schools.” (Not only the elementary school Fuyumi taught at, but UA, and Musutafu Medical School.)

    Jeanist seemed to be devoted to covering everything at the agency in denim.

    Edgeshot was delighted to egg Jeanist on and embroider cutesy designs on his friend's denim monstrosities.

    Miruko destroyed every training dummy and boxing bag, and was now eyeing the walls.

    Then there's the stupid chicken. Touya isn't sure if he wants to fuck or flambé Hawks, but it will be a Christmas Miracle if he makes it out of this year with his sanity intact.

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    Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
    The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
    They have no idea they're in a video game.
    To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling, terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

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    Egg somehow convinces Wemmbu that he should crossdress in order to hide his identity better, how will his past enemies react?

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    Mira twists back around to look ahead of herself, tapping her fingers against the wheel as she forces back another smile. “No. Anyway, if you need a date, I’ll do it. I can take you back down, though,” she adds, turning back to look at Zoey over her shoulder.

    Zoey actually gapes at her, shaking her head rapidly. “Uh, no, absolutely not. I’m already in the car. I’m, like, painfully alone this Christmas. I can also be your date! The more the merrier, right? And what better time to be merry? It’s literally the season for it.”

    Rumi looks genuinely horrified. “No! No. No, it’s fine. Please just drive back to the diner, I’m—”

    “Are we all dating?” Mira asks. “Or is she, like, just dating both of us separately?”

    Zoey clicks her tongue. She almost sounds casual when she says, “No, we’re totally all dating.”

    “Cool,” Mira says, nodding. “Can you put in the address?”

    Rumi stares at her, eyes somehow getting bigger. She looks so terribly miserable, as if she would rather be anywhere else right now, which is funnier to Mira than she thinks it probably should be. “You can’t be serious.”

    (or, the world's worst holiday fake dating au)

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    At 13, Serena became the Kalos League Champion, rocketing her into stardom, fame, and glory. Unable to settle down permanently in Kalos just yet, possibly (probably) due to trauma, Serena heads to Hoenn under the guise of studying the origins of Mega Evolution, only briefly returning to Kalos to handle Champion affairs when absolutely needed.

    Five years later, after seeing a very odd promotional video for Hotel Z, Serena is stunned. AZ, the 3,000-year-old giant homeless senile war criminal who interrupted her Champion parade, owned a HOTEL?! Serena decides that a stay in Lumiose is in order immediately. What was supposed to be a drop-in visit quickly spirals into another massive undertaking, featuring a wide array of new and fun colorful megalomaniacs, and training a brand new team.

    At least this time, it was just the fate of Lumiose on the line, not the destruction of the entire world and every life form on it. Small victories.

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    “if two systems interact with each other for a certain period of time and then are separated, they can no longer be described as two distinct systems, but remain forever and somehow linked, they become a single system.” - The Dirac equation, Papillon Center

    Or:
    James goes undercover in a planetary colony, everything, predictably, goes to shit.
    Spock, rather begrudgingly, is left to play hero.

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    Every Great War needs a Christmas Truce.

    Thanks to one particularly-maligned Eurasian tactical AI, the wayward denizens of Lost Angels might be getting just that.

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    Elodie Mizuki Tsunoda-Gasly lives a double life: Formula One rookie by day, anonymous Yukierre fangirl by night. Making her Twitter account was supposed to be harmless, until people realized her posts were unseen pictures and videos of retired drivers Yuki Tsunoda and Pierre Gasly.

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    There are rumors circulating in the Little Palace, rumors that have never been confirmed because people usually sleep in the first hours of the morning.
    Rumors that reveal that in the morning you can find General Kirigan in the kitchen, dressed in black silk pajamas and half asleep, drinking black coffee (like his soul) with Ivan, dressed in simple pants, probably recovering from wild nights with Fedyor.
    But these are just rumors. No one has ever been awake at four in the morning to prove it.

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