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Max is in Red Bull, racing. Checo is all over the world, decidedly not racing. At the Chinese GP, a fan gives him a pocket-sized Checo plushie.
He gets attached.
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Dream, newly escaped from prison, decides to get out his disgusting orange, bloody jumpsuit. He finds a potion and, with the new effects of this potion, goes around to get people’s opinions.
Not everybody is happy to see him.Series
- Part 2 of Unedited Beauties
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Kanda develops a crush on Allen. Being himself, he decides the only possible explanation for his feelings is that Allen is That Person who hasn't regained the memories from their past life yet.
Cracked treated seriously.
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obsessed with love by moonshinebeam
Fandoms: 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV) RPF, Actor RPF, Real Person Fiction
19 Sep 2025
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He is looking for the table where they keep the water bottles when he hears it.
"Minjae-ah!"
Minjae turns around, and there he is, the person for whom he wanted to take this role so badly. He's wearing a brown Henley that stretches over the wide expanse of his shoulders, the slightly messy hair, those stupid glasses that drive Minjae nuts, and that damned smile.
Fuck.
Minjae is so gay.
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Jimin and Jungkook are at Jimin's flat working on a school project. They've wrapped it up and are relaxing when they hear Jimin's roommate. Jungkook, a playful chaos agent, pretends he and Jimin are the ones making noise. Jimin is mortified but secretly thrilled, and the pretend act escalates into very real passion.
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- Part 19 of jungkook to jimin solstice
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somebody point me to the best ass eater by jgmixx
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Sep 2025
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gojo (and inadvertently geto) goes viral on tiktok
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KlikBait: Julian's Adventure in Terminator Badlands by LilRuRuby
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
19 Sep 2025
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Julian gets chucked into a random world with no fucking idea as to what he's even supposed to do- but, hey at least he can turn into a terminator-car thing. Even though he apparently has permanent heelys.
Eh, he'll just have to go with the flow.
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- Part 1 of Julian's Transmigration Misadventures
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Persona 5 Royal | I Think I Technically Count as a Literal RPG Guy Now. - Scott The Woz by Vexilanimous
Fandoms: Persona 5, Persona 5 Royal, Scott the Woz - Fandom
19 Sep 2025
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Scott Wozniak Wasn't an RPG guy, nor was he an anime guy. He never was.
But even after emerging victorious in his previous encounter with the Guardian of All Things Anime, Dr. Anna May couldn't just let his refusal to experience Persona 5 slide.
So now, Scott's stuck in an alternate Tokyo, forced to go back to high school and take up the side gig of stealing hearts in a weird two-colored ensemble under the code name of Duel.A prisoner of fate, if you will.
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Madoka's Homura centric wishbox by yourlazynerd
Fandoms: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica
19 Sep 2025
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Madoka makes a wish that she could understand her feeling sooner, this should have been a one and done wish, that is, if she didn't have the karmic potential of god, so that wish resounded, altering her world's history and rippling into the new timelines, which causes a whole other stack of dominoes to fall, like for example, her wish fulfilling itself the moment her eyes meet the new transfer student
(this fic is honestly just an excuse to put Homura in situations)
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Adventures in Westeros (ft. Family Drama) by Tomoist
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Sep 2025
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Uh oh. Some poor soul woke up as Rhaenyra's and Laenor's child.
...without useful knowledge on the Dance.This has consequences.
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The Skeleton Buried Under The Governor's Mansion by kennixinger
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF
19 Sep 2025
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when gavin newsom revealed his biggest secret to a senior advisor and friend, he had no idea it would make front page headlines the next day.
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It was a relatively calm afternoon at the Hotel. The 'okay, no one’s going to kill each other today' kind. Charlie just wants to have a peaceful tea time with her... boyfriends? A term that might be too strong for the two Overlords currently using a tea party as a battleground.
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“We can start a petition,” Sunghoon remembers, “If we collect at least two hundred signatures, the student council has to take it to the board.”
“Then we gotta go all out,” Jay decides. He looks at Jungwon and Sunghoon and the boards behind him. The bold posters for the alpha clubs and the subdued colours for the omega clubs. Determination fills his body. “We can't waste our effort on a measly club that might change nothing. If we're collecting signatures, it’ll be to change the student council itself and continue from there.”
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Jay just wanted to join the swim club for an unspecified reason. The only thing in his way?
Dumb alphas like Sim Jake.
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One Way to Do It by Fuyuzashi
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
19 Sep 2025
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Sonic talks. A lot.
Shadow has tried telling him to shut up. Didn’t work. Punching him was tempting but impractical. Choking him sounded fine, but it would have gotten him banned from future missions.
So, when Eggman traps them in a blank, inescapable room and Sonic starts running his mouth again, Shadow decides to try the one extreme option he’s never used before.
Turns out, kissing Sonic works.
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Placements and Prerequisites by bxnnet
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
19 Sep 2025
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The first chapter of Pride and Prejudice, but high school. Mostly making fun of myself.
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- Part 2 of High School/AP rewrites
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These Isekai Things Sure Are Awesome Aren't They by Pokelego999
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
19 Sep 2025
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Vulpix was excited. Flaaffy had come for her. Finally, after all these years, she'd be free of her family's strict control over her life. She'd get to live for herself.
Unfortunately, no plan goes off without a hitch, especially when otherworldly intervention is involved.
Written for the Star Speckled Study Summer 2025 One-Shot Collection with the prompt of ""My lifelong friend passed out on the beach and now they think they aren't a Pokémon." I may have forgotten the beach part but it kind of works out in the end.
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- Part 8 of One Shots
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Temporarily Gay by 00Smile00
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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Danny was a block away from his apartment when a figure darted from an alley, yanking him out of his thoughts and into the shadows. He dropped his groceries with a loud clunk, his hands already glowing a faint green and opening his stance to a more stable one, ready to kick back if necessary, but when he focused on what, or more like who, pulled him into the alley, he froze.
"DANNY! DANNY, I NEED YOU TO PRETEND TO BE MY BOYFRIEND!"
Danny stared at the frantic face of Wes Weston, his adrenaline quickly fading into pure, unadulterated confusion. "Wha—?"
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“Let me get this straight—”
“We’re not supposed to—”
“Shut up!”
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prompt #18: drawing a blank
Arne gets an unusual birthday present from Sepp.
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- Part 25 of Life In Kirkby: 2025/26
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The Luthor kingdom is a long standing... broken kingdom, everything rides on Princess Lex to bring back glory to her home... her choices include princes and decorated knights and one of those courting her is a man with nothing but corn to his name, Clark Kent.
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Two perfectly sane men in suits go on a vacation.
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