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  1. 1

    That Is Not A Cat by

    Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving  

    14 Dec 2025

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    Derrick Berg accidentally woke a god.

    Chief Colin Illiad profoundly regrets being the one in charge when it happened.

    Zhou Mingrui doesn't want trouble. He just wants answers.

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    bait and switch by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    12 Dec 2025

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    Gojo’s plan: steal Geto’s captaincy.
    Geto’s plan: ruin Gojo.

    One of these plans, very possibly, maybe, backfires.

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    Once More, With Feeling by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games)  

    11 Nov 2025

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    All things are possible in the multiverse...

    When a routine scouting mission goes wrong, a group of Rebels is sent back through time to the Clone Wars. They seize the opportunity to fix everything--they can save the Jedi, the Republic, the clones, Alderaan... They can do this. The Force is with them.

    Oh, and also,

    Cal Kestis handed the scanner to a startled Anakin Skywalker. “Congratulations, General. You have twins.”

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    Ultimate School Pick-Up by , for blondsak

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    09 Jun 2022

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    "Well all the symptoms add up, Peter! And you know what they add up to? Death. You are right on track for death." He lays a sympathetic hand on Peter's shoulder, looking at him as if Death already has him twisted in its slimy, meaty fist. Ned takes Peter in, committing every feature to memory. After all, unless Ned can harness the power of God – or Tony Stark – then memory is one day all he'll have of Peter Benjamin Parker. Beloved nephew. Beloved friend. Taken from this world too soon.

    ---

    When Peter shows up to school looking a little worse for wear, his trusted Guy In The Chair comes to the obvious conclusion: the shady character from last night’s illicit patrol was none other than the infamous Mongolian Slasher.

    His weapon of choice? Poisoned blades. Peter is on his deathbed.

    So when his best friend refuses to see reason, Ned does what any good Guy In the Chair would do: he calls in the big guns.

    All of them.

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    Mando'a Cruxaide by

    Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic Commando Series - Karen Traviss

    07 May 2024

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    This is a collection of "all things Mando'a" I've written, including my grammar guide and various translations.

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    Omeletverse by

    Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

    08 Jul 2020

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    Safe Space by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    08 Nov 2024

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    “-ve talked about this,” Toshiyuki hears Dekiru say, “that would be cannibalism and Aizawa-sense said we’re not allowed to do that anymore.”

    Toshiyuki falters mid-step but then soldiers on.

    “Dekiru!” They call as soon as they’re within microphone range.  “Maesaka Toshiyuki from NHK, can I have your thoughts on the villain Spot’s latest arson attack?”

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    The Grayson Family Marine Rehabilitation Center by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    17 Mar 2023

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    It is an urban legend that Dick Grayson, son of late renowned marine biologists John and Mary Grayson, was raised by mermaids.
    In reality, Dick Grayson was raised by one very committed merman.

    Or: Dick loves his finned family and they love their weird legged brother in return. Bruce is very proud of his land son. Jim Gordon just wants to retire.

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    couples discount by

    Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong  

    19 Jun 2022

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    When junior manager, Yoo Joonghyuk wins the grand prize of their company’s raffle—a five-day trip for two to Hawaii, all expenses paid—the senior manager, Kim Dokja, who’s had no luck with raffles, asks the junior manager to bring him along as a travel buddy.

    Yoo Joonghyuk eventually agrees and they go to Hawaii. But things only escalate from there because apparently, there’s a 50% dinner buffet discount for couples in the hotel, and Kim Dokja would do absolutely anything to avail it.

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    when you don't believe, that's why you fail by

    Fandom: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types

    29 Dec 2024

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    Working title: "Billy adopts Conner and it actually goes pretty good!"

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    I will take the suffering from you. by

    Fandoms: Vampires SMP  

    14 Dec 2025

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    Everyone froze. Avid’s voice had a different lilt to it, one that sounded like a note from Drift’s favorite song. It made her feel compelled to, yes, listen to Avid. Clearly, whatever he had to say was important, especially when using such a lovely melodic voice.

    Avid’s voice changed. It was rich, song-like, gorgeous, even. Alluring. Scott should stop and listen to what Avid had to say. God, if Avid told him to admit he was a vampire with that voice, he might even do it, anyone who sounded like that should be obeyed.

    The way Avid’s voice seemed to burrow in Abolish’s brain, tugging him to do whatever he said. Abolish had to make sure Avid never had an opportunity to sing—that would be deadly.
    But Abolish had an inkling on what Avid was. Hint: it wasn’t a human.

    OR: Avid is part siren from his mysterious wound, and sometimes has a lovely siren voice. And he doesn't know why people are agreeing with him so easily now.

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    Fëanor's (after)Life-Changing Field Trips by

    Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    13 Dec 2025

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    At last Fingolfin freed himself, for though Fëanor was the stronger of the two, he was the better fighter. “Why would I go anywhere with you?”

    “Would you or would you not take the thing that’s killed our grandson and grind it into a bloody pulp beneath your boot?”

    “I think I like Tuor.”

    “Þauron,” Fëanor clarified. “Decide now or I go alone.”

    --

    Fëanor and Fingolfin go on a field trip. It goes well!

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    #hockeyhusbands by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    14 Dec 2025

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    shane makes a random return to twitter

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    you can't own it by

    Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023), Five Nights at Freddy's  

    07 Dec 2025

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    Mike Schmidt met a boy in 1988, and by 1994, he thought he'd never see him again.
    (7 years later, he'll wish he was right.)

    "I have one loyalty, Mike Schmidt. And the more I tell you, the worse you'll feel."

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    Peter & Danny vs Gotham by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    15 Dec 2025

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    Peter wants a way to check in on his home dimension; however, he doesn't know much about dimension tech. Good thing he stole a Dummy's Guide to Summoning from Dr. Strange.

    Danny wants out of the GIW base.

    Tim wants coffee and a less restrictive sleeping bag.

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    Wedlocked by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    13 Aug 2025

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    Heaven and Hell gather for a meeting to negotiate redemption and sign a treaty, and it's actually going off without a hitch, however mind-numbingly boring it is.

    And then, of course, Michael has to go and bring Lucifer's relationship status into it and ruin everything.

    But what else did he expect from Heaven?

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    Where Shadows Fall by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Dec 2025

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    Harry Potter is so very tired.
Of being a pawn. Of playing hero. Of waking up in pain and somehow being blamed for everything.
    He’s dealing with Occlumency, nightmares, and a certain dungeon bat when things get... weird. Secrets unravel. Coincidences stop feeling accidental. And Harry is suddenly wielding terrifying magic and attracting questionable mentors.
    Then a ritual goes sideways, the Dark Lord makes a disturbingly rational decision involving kidnapping, and everything spirals into political chaos, trauma bonding, and magical misdemeanours.
    Now Harry’s juggling school, cursed objects, sketchy allies, and magic that wants to turn cutlery into weapons. The allies are terrified. The Dark Lord is intrigued. And Harry?
He’s just trying not to set something on fire.
    No promises.

    ⚠️ This fic gets dark—like emotionally devastating, morally questionable, “wow is that therapy or trauma?” kind of dark. Proceed with caution, my loves.
    That said... I know what you Tomarry gremlins are like. Y’all see one emotionally constipated Dark Lord and a tragically haunted Boy Who Lived, and suddenly you're frothing at the mouth.
    So buckle up, you filthy little angst gremlins. This ride’s gonna hurt. 🖤

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    Jilted, Stilted, & Vine by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    18 Jun 2025

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    *** NOW COMPLETE ***

    On the same day they were supposed to marry other people, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy independently flee their respective weddings only to run into each other in a Muggle bar. One too many drinks, an admittance of a something at Hogwarts, and one impulsive courthouse ceremony later, they wake up married, naked, and headline news in the Wizarding World. Now publicly, and magically, bound for life, the former enemies must navigate one very inconvenient marriage certificate. It was supposed to be a disaster, so why does it feel like the start of something else entirely?

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    What do you mean he's a toddler now? by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    12 Apr 2024

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    It's just Yuuji's own stupidity that on the mission some random curse hits him, and he turns into a... toddler! His memories become hazy, and the only people the boy remembers and listens to are Gojou and—for some reason—Sukuna. The curse should be lifted after a day. In the meantime, the entire Jujutsu High tries its best to not accidentally kill the kid.

    Turns out it's harder than they all anticipated.

    Because this version of Yuuji is a little shit.

     

    Or: I made Yuuji a toddler so he could create chaos. Enjoy!

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    Batman/Avengers Crossover 'verse by

    Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Nightwing (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Winter Soldier (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types

    02 Jan 2017

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    All of the stories in my Batman/Avengers crossover verse. I really liked seeing the interactions between Bruce and the Avengers, so I began writing a few myself. Stony, with background friendships. I take requests!

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