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A Midnight Marriage by Anonymous for InTheDarkHood
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
20 Sep 2025
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‘What the fuck,’ Kim Soleum thinks, horror creeping through his veins.
"It’s wonderful to be here." He says, instead, a bright if shaky smile on his face.
The masked Prince of the Castle beams at him in response.
Or: A host, a lizard and an entirely normal human get put in an escape room Castle. The aforementioned human is the prize.
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In which Mohawk Mark tries to convince the other Marks into Markcest.
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Amidst the mind-numbing monotony of the realm, 007n7 discovers something world-shattering. It isn't escape, unfortunately, but it's something close enough.
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One by one, the forsaken, survivors and killers alike, find themselves in a different kind of loop.
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Author tries to write a time loop fic inspired by The Infinite Loops after having read another, watch them fail to keep things consistent in five chapters max.
Please keep in mind that this work is not canon to the original Infinite Loops universe, and (probably) diverges a little from Forsaken canon, though only to make way for some interpretations!
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Comedy
Peak
Absolute CinemaSprinkles of well written angst
Comfort FOR the angst eventuallyPlot twists, references, crossovers,
Yea no THIS BOOK IS TOO GOOD
(1000/10)
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Infinite loops!!
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"let them hate, so long as they fear"
-CaligulaDarth Harmonius and Darth Vader have an arrangement of sorts.
In an Empire full of vipers, it's good to have allies.
Until a Sithling comes crashing into their lives.
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“oderint, dum metuant”
By RrenKyle
Sith Anakin and Qui-Gon and palpas grandson obi
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“I’m retiring,” Tsunade announces loudly as the kids exit.
Oh no.
“Minato-sensei is back,” Kakashi says hopefully.
Minato comes over, ruffling Kakashi’s head. “A dead person can’t be Hokage, Kakashi-kun.”
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Or, making a family with the power of the Edo Tensei.
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Coming Back To You by WelcomeToMays (ItsMayBiTheWay)
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
23 Apr 2024
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Alex is not obsessed with Red White and Royal Blue, no matter what June says. He has only read the book fourteen times and watched the movie just a little over thirty times. Sure, he spends most of his free time either reading fanfiction or writing fanfiction, and has a fan account on Twitter dedicated to the movie with the handle ‘dollarstoreFSOTUS’. But he is NOT obsessed.
He just adores Gabriel and James's love and consumes/creates as much as fan work as he can. The fact that he falls for the biggest writer in the fandom is just a tiny little nuisance.
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- Part 2 of RWRB (May’s Version)
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please this is so cute,,,,,,, this shit is making me FEEL
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(How To) Forgive and Forget by legal_kidnapping
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Mar 2022
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If Quirkless discrimination was a little bit worse, and if Izuku wasn't as forgiving...
Well.
(Featuring: All Might's Absolutely Horrible Teaching™, a slightly more self-aware Izuku, the League Of Villains, very little forgiveness, and a lot of traumatized kids.)
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woah…
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very very awesome.
Stopped at 61, but I am the problem, the fic is awesome all the way through
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When you're an Addams ... by Chanilow
Fandom: Addams Family - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 May 2025
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Crack-based horror ficlets exploring the idea of Bilbo Baggins as an Addams
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Harry Potter decides that if wizards can’t win a war properly, he’ll just fight it like the Muggles did. Step one: rob the Dursleys. Step two: buy a pistol in a pub. Step three: hunt Lord Voldemort like a one-man Blitz.
Air-raid sirens, lipstick notes, and Molotov cocktails become the new normal. Death Eaters whisper about ghosts in gas masks. Voldemort remembers bombs that never fell on him — until Harry makes them real.
It’s half horror, half absurdity, and entirely escalation, ending with Harry Potter proving that sometimes all it takes to end a prophecy is good aim, a steady trigger finger, and humming We’ll Meet Again while the Order looks on in horror.
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Nightmare Birdsongs by Islenthatur for Fey_Clearwater
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), DCU
24 Jan 2025
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There was an unspoken rule in Gotham, do not under any circumstance piss off Robin and that was the original Robin. Some of the Rogues still had nightmares about that laugh, the chirps and calls of birds mixed in with old haunted Lullaby in a language they couldn't decipher. When Robin grew and became Nightwing then the rule changed.
It was such a shame that the newest upstart never got the memo, never realised that behind the bright cheery smile was a Monster and pissing him off was a no go. Unfortunately, it was a lesson learned the hard way and even more so that most of Gotham's Villains were in the line of fire, because said upstart did the unthinkable.
He had taken a Robin.
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- Part 7 of Islen in July
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Killua had been enjoying his very unproblematic time with his sister. But after an encounter with a young boy changes all of her priorities, Alluka becomes a suave romantic on an epic journey to capture the heart of her and Nanika’s first crush. So Killua does what any self-respecting cool older brother would do – he settles them down in the dumb small town this kid lives in, gets a house next to the object of her affection’s house, enrolls her in the same school, and does his very best to give Alluka the normal life she deserves.
This also requires Killua to make a great and lofty sacrifice. In an attempt to appear “normal” and not raise any red flags, Killua has to go to school. Ugh. Killua swears this is karma for trying to become a well adjusted, emotionally stable person.
Oh, and Killua accidentally joined the mafia, but he’s kinda cool with it because it would piss off his family more than anything to know that he joined an “inferior” organization with the worst assassins he’s ever seen.
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Alluka decides that her calling in life is to be a mafia wife – Nanika enthusiastically agrees. Her brother can deal with all the little complicated details of that for her. She’s sure he wouldn’t mind.-
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Chap 2
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Chumming Exam! Or, really, just a month of Ramen and Cactus by WolflessStark
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2025
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“Boys, boys, let's cool down, why don't we?” Kakashi intervenes, easily getting the attention of his three students with his murderously cheerful smile.
They shut it quite fast. Even poor Sakura, who was gearing to ask for another bowl while the blond’s attention was elsewhere.
“But still,” Naruto murmured under his breath.
Kakashi took a deep breath, asking the gods for patience. There's plenty of other things he'd better wish for, but at that moment that's the only thing in his mind.
“What was that?”
Naruto crossed his arms, turning his head away like a petulant kid holding on to their secret desire after being denied, "Nothing.”
“Share with the class, Naruto.”
"No."
"I will buy you another bowl of ram-"
“I said I was going to talk with the pot weirdo tomorrow” Naruto blurted out, empty bowl high in the air as he asked for another. Sasuke, on Sakura’s other side, petulantly parroted for both hers and his.
Well. With this team Kakashi has to farm teamwork from the unlikeliest places. On most days he’s just glad all three are still breathing.
Or: Naruto just wants to befriend Gaara, why was everyone acting like was about to die?
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>:) this better not get abandoned......
I love ts tho very nice I need to hurry up and write my own
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Good Riddance, Goodbye! by KioniUnknown for Lilly_Penwielder
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 May 2024
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Shouto was tired, and fed up, and his phone wouldn't stop buzzing until he answered it. Everything went downhill from there.
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Knocking on heaven's door by Theroundbartable
Fandoms: Merlin BBC, BBC Merlin, Merlin (TV)
12 Aug 2023
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Vaguely based on this:
It's not Arthur's fault, he thinks. How could he have known they were waltzing into the territory of gods? Sure, if he had listened to Merlin... But since when did Arthur ever listen to Merlin? He regretted that now.
"Only gods may enter"
Merlin sighs and draws attention to himself. "Well, I guess this is it."
Merlin shrugs, then turns to the impeccable door. As if to test it, he touches the wood. His hand goes through. "Shit", Merlin mutters, but doesn't look surprised. A second later, he's gone.
Arthur doesn't realize that he tried to stop him until his own hand collides with the hard wood of the door that swallowed his servant. Arthur's eyes are stuck to the sign. Slowly, very slowly, his mind connects the dots.
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- Part 78 of Merlin's magic
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Draco Malfoy has everything. A noble house to inherit. A close group of pureblood friends. A prestige uncommon even in pureblood society. Two parents who treasure him above everything. And most of all, he’s an alpha.
He can have everything in the world.
So, why, why does the thought of Harry Potter terrify him so? An omega who has nothing. His house a disgrace in pureblood society. Without a close group of pureblood friends. Without the reputation he has. But their father loves him.
Draco is not jealous. He is not.
Or alternatively, Harry is Draco’s elder half-brother, and Draco thinks he’s a scheming bitch.
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Lex and his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad plan to baby trap superman by Well0_0shizzz
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
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Superman’s parents had written the blueprint for their sons downfall, and Lex would be the architect who brought it to life. He would give the alien exactly what his creators intended for him, but on Lex’s own terms. An heir, a future, a leash. Soon enough superman would be his to command.
Lex has a plan. It’s going well. He has his army of monkeys spewing out constant Superman hate, a mindless clone who is unstoppable even to Superman, Boravia in his pocket, a deal for half of Jarhanpur, his pocket dimension, and a prison designed to hold the alien. Everything is perfectly planned until a message from Superman’s dead parents, hidden in the ice fortress, hands Lex an entirely new idea. One far more dangerous and personal.
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“Time-travel ain’t real, right chief?” Yasopp didn’t quite sound like he believed himself.
“We’re in East Blue,” the practical Lucky Roux pointed out helpfully. “There’s no way time-travel happens in East Blue.”
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Luffy finds a truly impressive variety of ways to give the Red Haired Pirates an aneurysm and everyone has in-laws now.
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Reddit, is my neighbor a kidnapper or just weird? by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815) for ravenously
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
16 Apr 2022
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Aizawa Shouta has two current headaches in his life:
1. The case he and Tsukauchi are working on. It’s both ridiculous and a complete dead end. Like seriously? Do you really expect him to believe that a nine-tailed fox came into a game shop, ransacked the building, and then decided to recite bad poetry to the cashier? Come on, Shouta’s not an idiot.
2. His new neighbors are very concerning. Concerning in that Kakashi is definitely not related to Shikamaru, and therefore Shouta’s 90% sure that Kakashi kidnapped said child. The only other explanation is that the exhausted six-year-old willingly chose to live with Kakashi, and that just makes no sense. In Shouta’s humble opinion, no one would choose to live with someone who thinks that porn is the pinnacle of literature.
If only both of his headaches could be solved with some ibuprofen. Unfortunately, that’s not an option.
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