Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean he's a girl now? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Mar 2024
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Yuuji exorcized a curse on a mission, per usual. He got back to the dorms, per usual. He ate a late dinner, per usual. He showered, per usual. He fell asleep instantly, per usual. He woke up with a girl's body, per… Wait. What?
Yuuji got cursed on a mission, and the boy's gender unexpectedly got swapped for a girl, to his utter confusion and dismay. What should he do now? His clothes don't fit, his breast is oddly sensitive, and how is he supposed to pee without... This is terrible.
In the meantime, Sukuna is
worriedannoyed, Satoru has a crisis, Shouko wants a raise, Megumi is done, Nobara gives her support, and Yuuji... Yuuji decides all women in the world are badasses.
Or: I made Yuuji learn the harsh reality of being a woman by giving him a girl’s body for a day. Everyone suffered because of it for different reasons.
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- Part 1 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
- Part 1 of Yuuji's harem 💖
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What do you mean he's a toddler now? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Apr 2024
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It's just Yuuji's own stupidity that on the mission some random curse hits him, and he turns into a... toddler! His memories become hazy, and the only people the boy remembers and listens to are Gojou and—for some reason—Sukuna. The curse should be lifted after a day. In the meantime, the entire Jujutsu High tries its best to not accidentally kill the kid.
Turns out it's harder than they all anticipated.
Because this version of Yuuji is a little shit.
Or: I made Yuuji a toddler so he could create chaos. Enjoy!
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- Part 2 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean he's dying? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Apr 2024
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Yuuji is cursed by hanahaki. It can be lifted if he confesses his feelings for the person he is in love with and they reciprocate, or he will die, getting choked by the flowers growing in his lungs. Yuuji weighs his options and decides to live to the fullest with the time he still has left. He was about to die anyway. The boy just doesn't have an ounce of hope that Gojou-sensei loves him back like that.
Or: Yuuji has hanahaki for Gojou, and he decides to die in suffering, but he forgets how many people love him.
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- Part 3 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean you are from another dimension? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 May 2024
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This is the weirdest thing that happened to Yuuji, and that's a big statement for someone containing the King of Curses. In one second, the boy was fighting with a curse, and in the other, he was thrown into… an entirely different dimension. There are no curses here; the same is true of cursed energy, but people look weird. Sukuna is at a loss, too. After saving a woman-fish-something from getting robbed, Yuuji encounters a very tired, homeless-looking man who brings him to the police station because he helped someone without a license. What the heck is wrong with this world?! Since when is it illegal to help others?!
Or: Yuuji is sent to the MHA world, where his only ally is, ironically, Sukuna. Without being able to use cursed energy, they navigate through this quirked world, meeting people with familiar or unfamiliar voices and waiting for their rescue.
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- Part 4 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
- Part 1 of Crossovers 👀
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What do you mean he is a child? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Jun 2024
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It's Yuuji who becomes a victim of the curse, so why is Sukuna the one to suffer from it? As a result, the King of Curses separates from the boy's body to gain his very small one. Sukuna… turned into a child, and he doesn't remember anything?! Also, why is he so wary of the adults, reserved with his words, mostly glaring at everyone beside Yuuji, never smiling, and flinching at every touch?
Or: Sukuna is five for a few days, and Yuuji takes care of him, getting more and more concerned at how he must have been treated as a child if his behavior is anything to go by.
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- Part 5 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean he doesn't remember anything for now? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Jul 2024
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Because of getting hit by a curse, Suguru loses all his memories after attending Jujutsu High. Satoru smells an opportunity to entertain himself and lies that they are, in fact, dating, claiming to be his best friend’s boyfriend. What Satoru is not aware of is that Suguru quickly gains his memories back and decides to play along to give the white-haired boy a life lesson. It quickly backfires, though.
Or: How Satoru and Suguru became boyfriends because of a joke, and how they ended up in a relationship for real.
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- Part 6 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean he has to kiss his crush or else he dies?! by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jul 2024
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Just what kind of curse gives you only twenty-four hours to kiss your crush, or else you die?! It would be easier if Yuuji knew who the hell his crush is! But he has no clue, so when Sensei asks him seriously about it, he replies with his usual Jennifer Lawrence. Because Yuuji didn't expect his teacher to literally kidnap him and search for the famous actress so he could survive. But at least, thanks to this insane journey, Yuuji realizes who his real crush is. Hopefully, not too late.
Or: Yuuji is unaware of his crush on Gojou-sensei and needs to spend the craziest day of his life with his teacher—who goes to extreme lengths for him—to realize the truth.
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- Part 7 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean there is a baby growing inside? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Sep 2024
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An egg.
That's what a random curse gave Yuuji before it vanished, claiming that someone’s strong harboring feelings towards him gave birth to it. The thing is, with the egg came all weird urges to protect it at all costs and never leave alone. Then Ieiri-sensei examined it diligently and said that there is a baby growing inside. A real. Living. Baby. Yuuji's baby. And now the boy is forced to take care of the egg while discovering his sudden maternal instincts and wondering who the hell is responsible for this occurrence.
Or: Yuuji is going to be a mommy because of the curse, so he tries to hunt the mysterious daddy, adamant about his baby having both parents.
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- Part 8 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean he acts like a cat? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Oct 2024
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Yuuji can agree—it was entirely his fault to get cursed, or rather, tricked. Hm? Why is Satoru loudly laughing at the boy, bent in half while clutching to his belly? Oh, there is a reason, obviously! Because Yuuji gained cat ears and a tail as a result. And until the curse is lifted, he not only has the cat's visual characteristics, he also becomes a victim of some of the instincts and urges. You can imagine the teasing following…
Or: Yuuji as a kemonomimi is too cute to miss it, and everyone enjoys his new cat behavior a little bit too much.
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- Part 9 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
- Part 3 of Yuuji's harem 💖
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What do you mean we are bonded to each other? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Nov 2024
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Suguru dies and hopes to finally rest. Yet instead his soul is bonded to a random pink-haired teenage monkey as if a curse. Forced to be around Itadori Yuuji from now on, not able to leave, Suguru has to accept his fate and quickly realizes that the boy is not an average human being at all. So, the man decides to teach him about cursed energy. That's what saves Yuuji from becoming Sukuna's vessel and gives him a place in Jujutsu High as a regular student. Suguru can only laugh at how all the familiar paths are being crossed again, a bit nostalgic about the place and people around, with Gojou Satoru observing Yuuji intently. Maybe the curse wasn't that random at all?
Or: In this fic, Yuuji is bonded to Suguru instead of Sukuna, and it changes everything.
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- Part 10 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?
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What do you mean by the backrooms? by kako_chan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/
30 Oct 2024
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Endless, irregular corridors with yellow walls. Empty rooms. Weird signs and traces. Constant buzzing of fluorescent light bulbs. Distant sounds of living creatures. Scratching. Laughing. Stomps. A heavy feeling of being observed.
What… What is this place?
“You don't belong here, Itadori Yuuji.”
“What's here?”
“The Backrooms.”
Or: Yuuji gets lost in the Backrooms, but fortunately(?) someone offers to guide him to the exit.
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- Part 11 of Oh, curses! What do you mean...?