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50 Bullets Of Uzi: A Romantic Romance of Romance that's Romantic by Freshly_baked_cinnamon_rollz
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
20 Sep 2025
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J is in crippling debt and has no money to pay Nori. What she does have however, is a little brother. Nori needs Uzi to get a goddamn boyfriend already so she can have grandbabies, so she sees N as a golden opportunity.
This is a parody of trashy romance novels like 50 Shades Of Grey where the romance is forced and both characters are so terribly written it comes off as both misogynistic and misandrist.
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When a second-year Harry finds a crying firstie alone in the hallway, he makes a very Gryffindor decision and accidentally changes everything. Oops.
Oh, well, at least it all worked out for the better.
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Joke on you angel!!! Don't mind the feathers//Did it hurt when you fell from heaven??? by gemsouffle for Kiriqueen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
19 Sep 2025
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“𝘔𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭, 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺-𝘤𝘢𝘵, 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺. 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭! 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵! 𝘕𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴! 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘹, 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺!”
Bruce Wayne, the newly emerging billionaire philanthropist, catches the eye of an obsessive maniac known as the Joker. He swears to kill anyone who means harm to his Prince of Gotham.
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- Part 1 of the bat and the clown
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Its been almost a year since Azure and Two Time broke up, Azure is not over his ex, why would he?, but it looks like his so called expartner alredy move on
Azure is not happy about itOr
5 times Azure gets jealous over Two Time talking to other people, +1 time Two Time gets jealous over Azure
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note to self: Azure is HOT when he’s obsessed
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more ref
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Ever since the Honmoon was reforged by Huntr/x, Rumi has been handling a few ... large problems all by her lonesome because, really, she's enough of a burden on her partners already.
Enhanced demonic features including progressively more obvious patterns, to an increase in lean muscle mass, to fangs (which suck because she cut her lip on them that one time), to-
"That... is a penis," Mira deadpans, the milk carton in her hand frozen halfway to her mouth.
So much for handling things herself.
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Harry (17) is Thrown 50 years into the past where he becomes the Assistant D.A.D.A teacher to Galatea Merrythought (Harassing Headmaster Dippet and Professor Albus Dumbledore into giving him a place to stay while he figures out what to do)
What he doesn’t know is that Merrythought is retiring soon, and is expected to be replaced by none other than freshly graduated Tom Riddle.
Fates been pulling some strings- and it’s finally time for Harry to meet his fated.
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Harry decides to annoy the fuck out of Tom Riddle
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So… you like jazz?
“What?” Riddle snarks, glaring down at Harry, Setting down his quill.
“I mean… you’re like.. really posh right? Posh British men love Jazz.” Harry smoothly replies, arching an eyebrow, as he lazily drapes himself over Tom’s favourite armchair.
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My Best Friend's Girl by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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"Holy crap," Wally said, clearly torn between fear and delight. "Girl Bats."
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It's a cliché, a man telling his male best friend he'd totally date him if he were a girl. Thanks to interdimensional shenanigans, Bruce gets dangerously close to seeing that reality play out. He doesn't particularly enjoy it.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 6: It's an AU Kind of Day
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- Part 1 of Conjugate Universes
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NEEDED THEM TO HAVE A FOURSOME BUT ANYWAYS AMAZING
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In which the sun shines on Morty's face, and he basks in its radiant splendor.
"Do you still want to be around to witness the heat death of the universe?" Rick asked.
Morty recalled Rick's lifeless body lying limp in his arms, synthetic organs and wiring spilling from his eviscerated gut, blood and oil caking his skin.
"I've seen worse," replied Morty.
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I haven't read this quite yet. I took a few sneak peeks through the chapters, and it looks incredible!
Was scrolling through the Rick/Morty tag for nostalgia's sake, since just last year I'd read basically every fic in this tag, until I lost interest in R&M as a media to obsess over. I love longfics, I love authors who can stick to their lengthy writing endeavors (because I, for one, can not). Very excited to see what this writer has put out, because just from a glance, I adore the writing style! :)
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Service With A Grimace AU by QuackKuwak
Fandom: Bleach (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
22 Jun 2025
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OC reincarnated as Aizen Sousuke just trying to live his 3rd(?) life but fate keep testing his sanity.
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👀
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Taken by Emriel
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Schneewittchen | Snow White (Fairy Tale), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Dec 2021
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A series of stories that show a recurring theme where the Dark Lord wins and claims Harry Potter.
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Climb Atop My Walls by sunshineglow118
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)
15 Nov 2016
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Tony Stark is the mother that everyone didn't ask for, but got anyway. And it all started with the end of the New York incident. Tony knew that there was something wrong with Loki; from the broken body he walked on Earth with to the lip sewing incident that he was now in.
Now, Tony finds himself facing off a god who is more broken than ever, pregnant and is confused on his relationship with a certain green-eyed god. But he promised that he would protect Loki from everything.
Tony Stark rarely knows when he is doing something good, but this, helping each person find their way home and to happiness, he knows he's good at that.- Language:
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Isn't It Delicate? by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Sep 2025
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When Clark Kent is tasked with writing an article about Batman, he accidentally slips in a little too much fondness--resulting in everyone from superbat shippers on Twitter to the Riddler thinking he's dating Batman. Unfortunately, there are a lot of villains who are very eager to kidnap Batman's new boyfriend.
Title taken from "Delicate" by Taylor Swift
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- Part 24 of alfie's superbat oneshots
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“Call me Laogong,” Chi Cheng murmurs against Wu Suowei's lips.
“Nope.”
Chi Cheng rolls his eyes.
“We’re married, it’s my right. You're my husband and I'm yours, I deserve for you to call me Laogong.”
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chi cheng's burning some papers
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You Don’t Tame A Fire… by SilverLilyPup
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
07 Sep 2025
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The Whitebeard Pirates are struggling to get Ace to integrate with their crew. The brat spending every waking minute planning or attempting to assassinate their Pops, and the rest of the Spade Pirates aren’t helping either egging their captain on with their weird encouragements.
Tensions are high when fellow Emperor of the Sea, Akagami no Shanks and his crew show up to party. Can the Whitebeard Pirates afford to relax with the new recruits on board plotting their demise?
No, they are NOT jealous when the impish crew suddenly becomes so well-behaved in the presence of the Akagami Pirates.
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When the Dog in the Merger Bites Its Own Tail by 70Ytterbium
Fandoms: 역대급 영지 설계사 | The Greatest Estate Developer (Webcomic)
14 May 2025
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A great – the greatest so far – threat has fallen upon Magentano. Only Javier can prevent it, ready to use the most radical means, as long as it saves the kingdom.
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Lloyd is considering marriage, and Javier will find every possible excuse, and even impersonate a lady to stop him.
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- Part 1 of TGED fics
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- English
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- 17,923
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- 1/1
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whistle in the dark by corpseoforchid for Ponygirl123
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
09 Sep 2025
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peter parker has never made much use of his driver’s license with new york’s frustrating traffic.
however, he changes that when he travels to the dc universe.
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WHITE MAN DID IT IN ONE WEEK
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friendly neighborhood spider-mechanic by mickeysshitshow for Chuole
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Sep 2025
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When Peter Parker ends up in Gotham City, a world straight out of a comic book, only to find out that he’s the one who’s a comic book character, he decides to lay low. Don’t be a hero. Just create a new civilian identity as Peter Anthony Mayson and live.
And it works. Until one day he somehow catches Red Hood’s attention and Jason Todd-Wayne crashes his way into his mundane life, leaving cracks in Peter’s fragile mask of normality.
(can be read as a standalone)
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- Part 1 of spider-mechanic verse
- Part 12 of mik’s peter parker in gotham fics
- Part 30 of mik’s completed fics
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- English
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- 36,446
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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- 525
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“Tadashi, it’s a bad idea. Oh my god, this is such a bad idea.” At the conviction in Yachi's words, Yamaguchi throws his hands up. Yachi sees the offence written all over his face and backtracks. “I’m sorry! It’s just, you’ve literally told me that you think he’s attractive—"
“He is!” Yamaguchi fails to see the issue here, still reeling from her unexpected disapproval. He kind of thought Yachi would be on board, or find it funny. But who is he kidding, this is Yachi, of course she’s going to worry. “First of all, I’m his best friend, I’m allowed to admire him! And second, I was drunk when I told you that! In confidence, I might add!”
“Well, what happens when you fall in love with him for real?”
Yamaguchi stops breathing for a second. Oh, yeah. That would be an issue.
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in which yamaguchi asks tsukishima to be his fake boyfriend for their friend group's yearly lakehouse trip. this goes about as well as you'd expect.
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no stop cause I loved it and I laughed so hard
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please let this be a normal field trip (with peter parker? no way!) by mickeysshitshow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Dec 2024
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Peter is resigned to his fate when he hears that Midtown’s senior class is going on a field trip to Stark Industries. Iron Family shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 6 of mik’s completed fics
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- English
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- 7,457
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 15
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Field trip fic with Tony, Pepper, Morgan and Harley just embarrassing Peter a little.
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In Love With Justice by Jedi_Olympian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
07 Mar 2023
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Batman is notorious for his secretive ways, so when the Justice League meets someone he associates with, they naturally have questions. The questions continue to pile up when it’s clear that Batman is rather. . . close to him.
Or the Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.
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- Part 1 of Jedi_Olympian's DC Fics
- Language:
- English
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- 9,819
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- 1/1
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- 69
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- 583
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