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Tricia Tucker, Craig's little sister, is bullying Kenny's little sister, Karen McCormick. So like the responsible older brothers Craig and Kenny are, they set their little sisters up to fight each other. To settle this once and for all!
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Eric Cartman never cared about his beta status, until he saw how easily betas were dismissed. Now he’s on a mission to make the whole damn pack choke on the truth: the backbone matters.
Meanwhile, Kyle Brolovfski believed alphas were supposed to have their lives perfectly in check, so crushing on his best friend felt impossible. And earning his place, however, might take longer than he’d hoped.
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You and Tolkien celebrate Christmas Eve with your friends. Little do you know, Tolkien has a surprise in store for you.
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- Part 2 of Tolkien's Holiday Trilogy
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Five teenagers stuck together by pure chance find themselves descending into the unknown after receiving vaguely threatening messages and a mysterious link on a chat website.
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This was supposed to be a study aboard program of a lifetime to London. Kyle had no idea just what he got himself into.
AKA this is a super self-indulgent vampire fanfic that is based on 1992 Bram Stoker's Dracula.
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“Be nice, Kenny. She’s a sweet girl,” Wendy said.
“I’m nice. I’m always nice. Marjorine, let me know if you wanna get out of the house sometime. I’m happy to give you a tour of town.”
“Oh, you wish,” Wendy said.
“Wendy, back off. Marjorine can speak for herself, right?”
Butters wasn’t sure he could. He was stuck in a trap. This was all Wendy. But now that he had this moment, he was afraid to let it go. “Gosh,” he said, “I didn’t mean-”
“Butters?” Kenny paused. “What the fuck?”
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(After dressing as a girl to Heidi’s Halloween party, Butters can’t stop thinking about how good it felt. And Kenny can’t stop thinking about Marjorine).
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I freaking hate short chapters but I’m horrible at writing so…. Yeah they’re short asf bc I’m doing different perspectives
Uhm so your schizophrenic and uh you think you see god and you have powers to rewind shit:) actually don’t mind how far fetched this is I’m bored and school is shoving chainsaws up my ass
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At first it was just an attempt to escape the past but now it's like a new beginning. I hope this second chance will be a success.
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У засніженому, цинічному Саут-Парку розгортається вічна драма. Одного дня стається цілком буденна, але жахлива подія: Кенні МакКормік знову приймає свою фатальну долю і помирає. Як завжди, місто реагує з абсолютною байдужістю, сприймаючи смерть як докучливий, стандартний інцидент.
Але цього разу тягар пам'яті падає на плечі лише однієї вразливої душі — Леопольда "Баттерса" Стотча. Він сам на сам залишається із пекучим страхом та травматичним усвідомленням того, що сталося.
Жах досягає свого апогею, коли наступного дня Баттерс змушений зустріти у школі цілком живого і неушкодженого МакКорміка. Світ відновився, але пам'ять про кривавий фінал зникла. Тепер Стотч — єдиний свідок абсурдної трагедії, що розігралася і стерлася, залишаючи його наодинці з божевільною правдою.
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This is the story of Kenny the Junkie
She feels strange hearing his name, how it sounded on her lips before hormonal therapy. She never says his name out loud. Now that she recalls it, this recording session may be the last time she said his name since the incident.
An heroin addict. The most beautiful there is.
Gladly, she’s finally understood her gender identity; she can look at her past self with genuine affection, her past voice manifesting just how little and fragile that soft boy was.
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“Mh, sorry, young lady, but I have to ask, is this CD by any chance, of Crimson Dawn? My daughter and I were really big fans… I can recognize their sound, especially Butters’!”
Hearing that name made her brain stop for less than a second; she accepted her past self, but that name is one that only she can say.
“She goes by Bunny now.”
Everyone falls in love with Kenny the junkie
---TW: heroin addiction, drugs abuse, transphobia
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- Part 3 of The rise and fall of the "Crimsown Dawn"
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“You can’t punish us!” It came out sharper than Stan intended. Mr. Mackey blinked, eyebrows raised. “Oh? And why can’t I?”
Stan’s brain gave up. No plan. No logic. Just Kyle’s eyes still on him, wide and uncertain and trusting and Stan decided to just bullshit his way out of this.
“Because…That would be discrimination.”
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Virtual Insanity by Anonymous
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14 Dec 2025
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Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories.
The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient.
They have no idea they're in a video game.
To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling, terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense. -
In the Dusk of Stars by Courtanie
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: The Stick of Truth (Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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When the elven heir apparent to the Larnion throne and the mute human “princess” of Kupa Keep are arranged to be wed to join Zaron’s forces, neither can initially claim they’re thrilled, but forge ahead under their own motivations. In the shadows, however, lurk enemies: One merely set on ending their reigns and grasping more power, and one whose intentions stretch far beyond mere politics.
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Pip never thought anyone in South Park would show him any kind of love.
That is, until he finds himself crossing paths with South Park’s longtime New Kid.
What follows is a mildly episodic tale of friendship, first love, and perhaps earning one’s wings in a literal and figurative sense…
Not really an AU reboot like my previously released SP fic, but rather its own AU thingy with some previous AU elements. Also inspired by “The Great Pip Ship Fic” and “Dragging me Down” by LittlePandemonium
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When a human boy catches the attention of a vampire who swore off love, someone is bound to fall.
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Stan and Kyle focused one-shots because they're cute and they've consumed my brain.
Sickfics, injury, confessions, protectiveness, whatever you think of!
Feel free to request!
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The war between the kingdoms has finally come to an end when Kyle, King of the Elves, surrenders so the peace treaty can be sealed. What he doesn’t expect is for Princess Kenny to turn him into her personal servant as punishment.
And his very first task as a servant is… making the princess fall asleep.
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Kenny's family was mysteriously murdered four years ago and he vanished. He turns back up in time for sophomore year at the high school. Stan finds himself fascinated and drawn to their old friend. Cartman knows more than he's willing to tell. Kyle discovers things about Kenny that do not exactly thrill him.
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Boys always misbehave at the back of the bus. Especially these boys in the nineties.
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The Thief (El Ladron) TRADUCCION by Doll_Love
Fandoms: South Park, South Park: Stick of Truth - Fandom, South Park: Vara de la Verdad
13 Dec 2025
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La oferta que el Gran Hechicero le ofrecio a Craig era bastante simple, robar la Vara de la Verdad del Alto Reino Elfo y como recompensa, su amigo seria liberado del destierro.
Una adaptacion inspirada por la historia de fantasia y origenes los personajes en La Vara de la Verdad inventaron para ellos mismos.
Importante aclarar que esta es una simple traduccion hecha con el permiso de la autora original al Idioma Espanol (mayormente latino, que es en el que soy fluyente.) La historia original fue escrita por Wintergrew aqui mismo en AO3, denle besos y abrazos a la hermosa.