BAMF Peter Parker
A collection of Peter Parker being a badass in a (verbal) smackdown.
(Open, Moderated)
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Rated T For Traumatised by WibWoby
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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What was the fun in collecting trauma like pokemon cards if you couldn’t play them?
Peter trades in his gallery of trauma for the Bats’ rogue gallery as he adjusts to living in Gotham, losing his entire universe, and living with the ghosts of the Avengers. It’s not a fair trade—Peter is definitely being scammed for the damned shiny Jigglypuff—but at least he is getting out of this alive. Mostly.
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- Part 1 of Bitsy and the Bats
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Frostbite by writer168
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
10 Aug 2025
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Peter wasn’t going to let May pay the rent all on her own. Not when there was two of them, not when being Spider-Man made everything that much harder.
And if that meant washing scratched up dishes and scrubbing old blood from the tile grout at Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls, then so be it.
But then one night, his skin turned blue.
(If only his problems didn’t multiply from there.)
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Dreams Wake You Up by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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The world is horrible. Betas rule, alphas are treated like dumb brutes, and omegas... omegas are traded and sold, used and chained, treated like slaves. Deadpool can't possibly kill the entire world, and he can't kill himself to escape it, so he's stuck trying the best he can to tolerate existing. He saves omegas when he can, kills betas when he can, and lives an otherwise empty existence hiding away in his apartment.
Peter grew up hidden away from the world, an omega not trained to submit. When he's finally found out and sold off, he thinks his life is over. And for a long time, it is. Years later, he's left abandoned in an alley, near dead and wishing for it, when along comes an alpha...
All the hurt, all the comfort, please heed the tags and warnings.
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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Mr. Parker, there's a door you know by ilike_color for Unorthodoxica
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Jun 2025
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It's 2030. Our favorite webslinger is now a teacher at Midtown High, along with one Michelle Jones and one Jason Ionello, the only problem is, no one remembers who he is because of Dr. Strange's spell. Enter: Peter Parker's 4th period AP Chemistry class, who's determined to figure out what the fuck is up with their favorite teacher
(working title: what the shit, mr parker?")
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This was it. The final battle. The end of the world. The start of a new beginning. But this battle was not without a few surprises of its own.
In which Peter chooses to fight and wields Mjolnir.
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What I can do ... by Jessicaannastasia
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Jun 2023
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Peter is a bit annoyed that all the Avengers are hyper-protective of him and don’t trust him with serious dangers.
That was about to change.
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- Part 2 of Uncle Rhodey
- Part 4 of IronDad SpiderSon MumPepper
- Part 1 of MCAM
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Skirt by JueShi_QingHua
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
23 Feb 2023
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Peter has been keeping a secret from the Avengers lately. The Avengers are confused.
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- Part 4 of Peter Parker oneshots
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Genius, YouTuber, Artist, Musician and Spider-Man by rj019
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
09 Jul 2024
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Tony started crushing on a guy who is 5 years younger than him... And You all know who that is 😉 one and only Peter Parker.
And Peter has a very famous Youtube channel since he was 6. But he always wears mask in his videos to hide his face. He often mentions his crush on Tony Stark since he was 12 in his videos.
Peter is 20 and Tony is 25 in this fic.
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Torture Schmorture by Flowdent
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2023
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With a sigh, Peter threw a knife in the blink of an eye, cutting the web and letting the man crumble to the ground. Jacob was lucky that his neck didn't snap. Peter pulled his phone from his hoodie pocket and saw Wade's contact blinking up at him.
"Give me a second," he told the man who was crouched over, retching up mouthfuls of blood. Peter accepted the call.
"Baby boy!" Wade's voice called cheerfully. "What're you up to? I was thinking, tonight, we go out. I know, I know, we went out last night, but I found this really fucking good Mexican place- I'm telling you, it's on a different level."
Or: After everyone forgot who Peter was, he began to get his money in a very bloody way.