izzy hands is a miserable arsehole
a collection for all izzy-centric and izzy-adjacent fics
currently accepting any and all izzy fics, only condition being that izzy plays a central or major role and that the fic is properly tagged for spoilers, cws, etc
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WIP. Starts toward the end of s01e10.
An Izzy-centric fic, exploring his darkly fucked up relationship with Ed and his new and very different relationship with Lucius. Ostensibly, it's a story about pirates fucking. But in truth, I'm writing about Izzy's trauma and his release from it. If that sounds a bit heavy, don't be put off: I promise it's mostly porn.
There will be a few surprises.
Izzy *will* get his happy ending.
Please check tabs and notes for cw/tws for each chapter before you read. Some have graphic violence.
Very big thanks to beta readers
AgentMal, you are the alphabeta ;) Also many thanks to Vex, Jillian, Julie, Kizzy, Alyss, DJ, Willow, Jacky, Rebecca, Remy, Abel, Dai, Red... You're all awesome.
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After Ed has moved out, Izzy is having a rough time of it, but this changes one night when Stede accidentally runs into Izzy outside a community kitchen.
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Mystery Work
Part of izzy hands is a miserable arsehole, Obi's Secret Stash
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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Izzy's warm hand on Lucius' cheek is unexpected, but it pulls him back out of his own head. "You're really not having a laugh, are you?" he asks quietly enough not even Buttons would dare to listen in.
"There are dangerous men in this port." Lucius feels like he's pulling words through the top of a poorly-bored hole in a frozen lake with nothing but his teeth. "That's all."
"What, worse than me?"
Lucius knows he should laugh. "Yes." Izzy's thumb slides over Lucius' cheekbone, and for a terrifying moment, Lucius thinks he's going to choose now to finally kiss him, as if Lucius hasn't been screaming at him to do it in everything but semaphore for weeks. "Very much so," he tacks on, just in case the first yes was drowned out by the blood pounding in his ears. "No offense meant."
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To protect Jim, Izzy puts himself into a Situation only Lucius knows how to rescue him from. Unfortunately, that means finally facing and coming to terms with all the ghosts from his past in Port Royal.
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“For fuck’s sake, Edward! Stop acting like a jealous twat. You have a fucking boyfriend now, go fuck around with him and let me find some relief!”
Ed and Stede try to give Izzy a little personal attention in a nightclub.
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Lucius suggests Izzy might benefit from CBT, and Izzy quite agrees. The problem: Lucius is talking about cognitive behavioural therapy, and Izzy... is not.
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the cross dimensional nassau bar of getting izzy hands laid by FortinbrasFTW
Fandom Black Sails, Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 May 2022
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Bookmarked by prettypurple (BeautifulBlue)
27 Apr 2022
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I will willingly die for this rarepair ship grace be upon ye dear author
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We didn't need to be hard men by crimes_all_the_times
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2022
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“Edward?” he hesitates before looking up at him uncertainly. “Are we…bad for each other?”
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Izzy and Edward talk through their unhealthy relationship dynamic.
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- Part 1 of The sea is home to the lost
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Confiteor Deo omnipotens et vobis, fratres, quia peccavi nimis cogitatione, verbo, opere et omissione: mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. Ideo precor beatam Mariam semper Virginem, omnes Angelos et Sanctos, et vos, fratres, orare pro me ad Dominum Deum nostrum.
— The Confiteor ( from the Roman Missal )
aka: ( insert seedy truck horn from wap here )
( your honor: the fourth verse is a freak bitch. )
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- Part 4 of broken ego/broken heart
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Word got around that Izzy Hands was a devil in human flesh, beholden to no one but Blackbeard and wild in all the right ways. Stomach like a tempered cutlass, they said. He never chucked up after a particularly bloody raid. Never did more than grimace at the mold covering their stores. Never even drank himself to oblivion, the one time when all men - even Blackbeard's men - could be human for a bit. It weren't natural, or so they said, and Izzy seethed with something like happiness when he realized that he was the only one who could do everything their captain required.
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Kink meme fill for Stede helping Izzy after he throws up again. Link in the author's notes!