So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Cooperation by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  04 May 2018

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  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Clone Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Look I'm not listing everyone off okay?!
  • My boys are uncooperative bastards
  • Alternate Universe
  • Swipes doesn't share
  • Wrench isn't drunk enough for this
  • The Jedi just want to get shit done

  Summary

  The Outcasts find out they have to work with others for the Umbara Campaign. They're not happy.

  Series

  • Part 2 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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  1/1

  Comments:

  3

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  10

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• Welcome to Hell by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
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  05 May 2018

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  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Original Clone Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Pong Krell (mentioned)
  • Umbara was hell
  • Super stressed and pissy clones
  • Swipes is vicious and unhinged
  • His team aren't much better
  • Sunny has a nasty streak of vicious in him
  • This isn't going to end well for Krell

  Summary

  The Outcasts land on Umbara ... things go about as well as expected

  Series

  • Part 4 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Stressed Patience by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  09 May 2018

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  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Characters
  • The Outcasts are super pissed and super stressed
  • Umbara was a disaster waiting to happen
  • Swipes could and would kill another clone if they pissed him off enough
  • Sunny is too tired for this shit

  Summary

  A forced march with pissed off clones. What the hell could go wrong!?

  Series

  • Part 6 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  920

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  1/1

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  3

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  7

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  172

• Simmering Tensions by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  19 Jun 2018

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Characters
  • I'm not listing everyone off
  • It takes too damn long
  • The Outcasts are definitely not in a good mood
  • Sneak is a sneaky bastard
  • Swipes is dangerous and more than a little insane
  • Sunny can be a lot nastier than he looks
  • Blue-Streak has a foul mouth and worse outlook on things
  • Umbara was a disaster waiting to happen
  • The Outcasts don't play well with others

  Summary

  Finally resting; but all this does is let the anger rise past the tired embers. Plans are made and shadows plan to strike; no one is safe from the Outcasts rage.

  Series

  • Part 8 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Consequences by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
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  • Complete Work

  29 Jun 2018

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  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Pong Krell
  • uh oh
  • Big Uh Oh
  • Shit's going down
  • Umbara was hell
  • Mainly 'cause of Krell
  • Sunny is a snarky sassy lil' shit
  • Nikov won't take anyone's shit
  • Wrench is just tired and starting to get on edge
  • Even for him

  Summary

  Oh shit ... big oh shit ...

  Series

  • Part 10 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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  English

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  172

• Convincing Them by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
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  • Complete Work

  25 Jul 2018

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Pong Krell
  • Trigger Warnings: Abuse mentioned
  • Poor tired Trauma
  • The Little Medic that Tried
  • He needs rescuing so bad
  • Krell is a monster!

  Summary

  Trauma is but a shadow struggling to survive. How on earth is he going to convince the Hellions and Outcasts that he's one of them and not the puppet they think?

  Series

  • Part 12 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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  English

  Words:

  612

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  19

  Hits:

  281

• Change of Plans by OutcastTrip1995

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  01 Aug 2018

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Characters
  • Swipes is an unhinged bastard
  • One that's damn good at changing plans and adapting to the situation
  • Doesn't stop him from being an amoral and vicious SOB
  • He's totally unapologetic too
  • Wrench is sick of his attitude
  • The Infiltration Team kinda look up to him in some weird way
  • Nikov and Sunny are just desensitized and seriously don't care at this point
  • Umbara was hell!

  Summary

  Adapt: to fit, change, or modify to suit a new or different purpose. Something Swipes is dangerously good at; something that makes the Umbara mission all the more dangerous.

  Series

  • Part 14 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Chances by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
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  • Complete Work

  08 Aug 2018

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Characters
  • Pong Krell
  • Umbara was a hellscape
  • Sorry this is so jerky
  • Trying to write a combat scene isn't easy
  • Swipes is one nasty piece of work
  • The Outcasts may be crazy ... but damn can they fight

  Summary

  Chances ... first, last, and in between. They can all happen in an instant on the battlefield.

  Series

  • Part 16 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Ah Memories by OutcastTrip1995

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  23 Aug 2018

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  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Swipes is vicious and unhinged
  • A-type rivalries are outright dangerous
  • Things are gonna get interesting from hereon out

  Series

  • Part 18 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Turmoil by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
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  06 Sep 2018

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  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
  • PTSD triggers warning
  • Sunny ... Sunny has pretty bad PTSD
  • Barricade has to take charge sometimes
  • Those tank things were hellish!
  • Wrench does what he could
  • Nikov has a guilt complex

  Summary

  The tanks attack the Hellions and the Outcasts on Umbara. Mayhem ensues

  Series

  • Part 20 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Looking After Our Own by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  17 Sep 2018

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Clone Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Never think Spectre hasn't overheard you
  • because he has
  • The Infiltration Team are sneaky bastards
  • Swipes is stressed and exhausted
  • Even he has a point where he knows he needs backup
  • "What's Code Galidraan?" You ask
  • Well ... if you know what Galidraan was; then you'll know ;)

  Summary

  As Krell plots the Outcasts downfall; Swipes plots their rise.

  Series

  • Part 22 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Assassins in the Mist by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  03 Oct 2018

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Swipes is unhinged and dangerous
  • Twisted by a need for revenge
  • The mist is his favorite environment
  • Perfect for an assassin
  • Swipes' team are nervous now
  • but they're young
  • Not quite as dangerous or unhinged as their leader

  Summary

  The Umbaran mists are the perfect place to plan and plot ... and also to remember

  Series

  • Part 24 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Shadows Darkening by OutcastTrip1995

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  05 Oct 2018

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Pong Krell
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Snippets of different Outcasts while they wait for the airbase to be taken
  • Things are just going from bad to worse
  • Umbara is a hellhole!
  • Poor Trauma
  • He needs all the hugs
  • Wrench is a tired grouchy bastard
  • Mando and Beskar are the best brothers

  Summary

  Things are just going from bad to worse on Umbara ... much, much worse

  Series

  • Part 26 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• The Gathering Storm by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  01 Nov 2018

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Original Clone Character(s)
  • New OC!
  • Scrat (CT - 6887 (Clone OC))
  • Tempers are definitely fraying now
  • Yeah Nikov wasn't using the Force in a way the Jedi would approve
  • He doesn't care
  • Scrat is a clumsy darling
  • But upsetting Fury is pretty stupid
  • He lives up to his name
  • Don't sneak up on the Infiltrators
  • They get vicious
  • Poor Trauma
  • Someone rescue this poor babe!
  • Krell is such a DICK

  Summary

  As they approach the air base tensions continue to strain

  Series

  • Part 28 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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  3

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  8

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• Always Better by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
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  • Complete Work

  30 Nov 2018

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  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Original Clone Character(s)
  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Dred Priest (Star Wars)
  • Jango Fett
  • Read the warnings!
  • serious violence
  • Bodily Harm
  • Trauma
  • Loss of Limbs
  • Blood and Injury
  • Blood and Violence
  • Swipes is unhinged and dangerous
  • And totally mericless
  • Yes some of this stuff happened when they were cadets
  • Dred Priest was a sick twisted bastard
  • (PLEASE READ THE WARNINGS!!!!!!!!!)

  Summary

  Saying it is a rivalry is putting it lightly. Between these two, it is constant conflict and bad blood. A contest on who is better.

  Series

  • Part 30 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

  Language:

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  Chapters:

  1/1

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  3

  Kudos:

  7

  Bookmarks:

  1

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  137

• To Change Things by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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  • Complete Work

  08 Feb 2019

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Original Clone Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Pong Krell
  • A new arrival and a new approach!
  • Things are gonna change now

  Summary

  Things on Umbara both change and remain the same

  Series

  • Part 32 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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  Chapters:

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  Comments:

  5

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• Outcasts in the Shadows by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  04 Mar 2019

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  • Original Clone Trooper Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • ohhhhhh boy
  • Poor Swipes
  • Don't normally say that either
  • Someone save Trauma!
  • Talan's rather perceptive
  • Things could change ... fast

  Summary

  As the dust settles; more divides are formed

  Series

  • Part 34 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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  Chapters:

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  3

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• It's Complicated by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  05 Mar 2019

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  • Original Clone Character(s)
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Things are getting ... complicated
  • Intrigue
  • Angst
  • So much angst

  Summary

  It's complicated ... for everyone

  Series

  • Part 36 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

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• Secrets and Survival by OutcastTrip1995

  Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

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  21 Aug 2019

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  • original clone characters - Character
  • Original Mandalorian Character(s)
  • Original Jedi Character(s)
  • Trouble she's a brewin'

  Summary

  Gotta survive to stay alive - but will secrets cause more harm than good?

  Series

  • Part 38 of So, a Mando, a Dathomirian and an Umbaran Walk Into a Cantina

  Language:

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  4

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