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Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army

Series Metadata

Creator:

Series Begun:

2018-09-05

Series Updated:

2019-04-25

Stats:

Words:: 14,977
Works:: 10
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 2

Listing Series

Rebellion by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
29 Jan 2019
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Summary

Mark sneaks out of his house to spend a night with Kenny

Series
- Part 1 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

1,064

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

4

Kudos:

22

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

418
Tyde Pods by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
01 Feb 2019
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Summary

Token and Clyde are suppose to visit his parents.

Series
- Part 2 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

963

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

19

Kudos:

272

Bookmarks:

23

Hits:

2,560
It's Not Gay if the Balls Don't Touch by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
01 Feb 2019
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Summary

Kenny and Clyde are jerking each other off when Clyde want to try something.
In case you missed it. There's sex with consenting adults.

Series
- Part 3 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

2,176

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

147

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

2,684
New Friends by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
05 Feb 2019
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Summary

Mosquito is kicked out of Coon and Friends.

Series
- Part 4 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

1,639

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

15

Kudos:

133

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

1,463
PC Initiation by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
26 Feb 2019
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Summary

Stephen Stotch discovers Randy and PC Principal giving Gerald his frat house initiation in his hot tub, so he does the only sensible thing. He monitors the situation to make sure his hot tub isn't ruined by semen.
There is no other reason. He's not a pervert, you guys are.

Series
- Part 5 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

1,640

Chapters:

1/1

Collections:

1

Comments:

8

Kudos:

62

Bookmarks:

5

Hits:

1,943
A Short and incomplete story in which Jimmy pounds Craig's ass (or at least that was the intent) by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
12 Mar 2019
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Summary

Title says it all

Series
- Part 6 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

608

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

26

Hits:

1,017
The Wrek-ening by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
22 Mar 2019
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Summary

Kenny just wants a nice night to pleasure himself. Kenny can't have what he wants.
Please fucking read the tags before you read it.
Insipred by my Lord and Savior Buttsupreme.

Series
- Part 7 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

2,106

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

6

Kudos:

129

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

2,939
#1 Fan by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
20 Apr 2019
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Summary

Craig is the #1 Fan. And he shows it the best way possible.

Series
- Part 8 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

1,935

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

221

Bookmarks:

13

Hits:

4,671
Winning Back Bebe by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
25 Apr 2019
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Summary

Clyde's plan was to win back Bebe by being super romantic at Stan and Wendy's wedding. But Clyde is quickly side tracked.

Series
- Part 9 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

1,972

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

16

Kudos:

189

Bookmarks:

16

Hits:

4,840
A Grave Mistake by lordjenjen

Fandoms: South Park
05 Sep 2018
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Summary

Kink Meme Prompt Fill
someone goes to kyles house, lies down on his bed with the lights out and gets dicked down. when the lights are turned back on they see cousin kyle instead of real kyle

Series
- Part 4 of South Park Kink Meme Fills
- Part 10 of Pairs so Rare, I'm being Attacked By the US Army
Language:

English

Words:

874

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

22

Kudos:

46

Bookmarks:

3

Hits:

1,521